Akashic Records

"Essentially, I'm taking another visit to the infinite library of the Akashic Records for the new information to download into my Brain from there next."

The Akashic Records are believed to be a compendium of all universal events, thoughts, and emotions ever to have happened throughout all of time, regarding all existing lifeforms. Chris started expressing a belief in the records during 2021 while he was in jail, mostly so he could further delude himself about his messiah complex and expand upon his recently self-created religion dubbed "Neo Spiritual Christianity". According to Chris, a mysterious "Akashic Guardian" gave him insights and helped him chronicle his religion, as well as helping him write material for his jail diary, which he calls the Goddess Log.

Chris also believes that he can speak the supposedly lost "Akashic" language. Though in reality, no such language is known.

Mentions by Chris

• On 20 October 2021, in a jail letter to a fan, Chris claimed that he had "direct access to and with this Earth; Both of our Earths of the recombining Universe, the entire Multiverse, the Akashic Records and All other Greater and Ultimate Knowledge; Insights, and Wisdoms." Two days later, he reaffirmed once again to the fan that he had access to the Akashic Records, allegedly with his hand over his heart as he wrote the sentence. He used this an excuse to assert that he is confident and correct about his beliefs. Chris's first mention of the records already begins with the assertion that he has access to them, which is a common delusional belief not just held by him.

• On 25 October 2021, in a jail letter to Kenneth Engelhardt, Chris once again mentioned that "meditation" allows him to "dive even deeper and deepest into EVERYTHING out of this Earth and All Universes, Cosmos, and Dimensions of this very Timeline, but also the infinite Multiverse and beyond, and even the Akashi [sic] Records, among which." Right after, he claimed that this meant that he had "access to ALL Greater and Ultimate Knowledge, Insights, Wisdoms, and Everything, and I Know all there is of the past, present and future."

• On 8 November 2021, in a jail letter to a YouTuber, Chris answered an unclear question, writing "I Astral Manifest; I'm always free while my Body works hard within the Cosmos, Universe, and Akashic finer details."

• On 30 November 2021, in a jail letter to Eels and the Egg-man, Chris writes that he apparently "asked the Guardian of the Akashic Records" to "field" one of their questions regarding why he calls himself "the real player one." Chris writes down an alleged quote from Akashic Guardian, using it as proof and an explanation. Chris also claimed that if Eels and the Egg-man wanted to learn information on how they too could access the extraordinary records, they could simply Google the term, writing "Now, if you’d like more greater truths and insights, the Akashic records are always open to all who are highly enlightened, open and not blinding themselves from said ultimate truth. And if you’d like to know more what the Akashic records are and how you may be able to access them, Google the term."

• On 6 December 2021, in a jail letter to Kenneth Engelhardt, Chris listed several prophecies, two of which being related to the Akashic Records. The first one being that neurotypicals will suddenly be able to speak the Akashic language, and the second one being that they will also "suddenly download MASSIVE amounts of Information, Truths, and Facts from the Akashic Records to the point your Brais Overload and Burn from fatigue." Chris also divulged supposed information about Null to Kengle, which according to Chris was sourced from the Akashic Records.

"Exactly what it looks like: I'm running throughout the Akashic Records with the Infinite Information on EVERYTHING in ALL local and multiversal and multidimensional existence. Pinkie Pie frequents the Akashic Records."

• On 22 December 2021, in his first jail letter to Spamton G. Spamton, Chris affirmed that the Akashic Records, among other things, were a source of his foreknowledge thus making him the reincarnation of Jesus Christ.

• On 4 January 2022, in his first jail letter to Bizarre Bazaar, Chris affirmed that he was "connected" to everything and everyone in all universes, dimensions, and timelines, as well as being "connected" to the "the Ultimate and Great Truths of the Akashic Records." Chris also provided samples and English translations of the Akashic language, one of which supposedly being written by the Akashic Guardian themself ("through psychic and cosmic link through [Chris's] unconsciousness"), whose name is blanked out by Chris when written.

• On 4 July 2022, in a jail letter to Helena Fiorenza, Chris claimed he foreknew Bella, Null, and Jacob Sockness's "intentions and plans", supporting this by writing "I have always been innately connected with all my past collective memories and insights from my Books of Immortal Life from within the Cosmos, the Akashic Records, the Universe Core of 1C-211987 and both its 1218 and C-197 halves, and so on. I had not been fully aware until recent years in intervals."

Translations of the Akashic language

The following is a list of Chris's given samples and English translations of his nonsensical language.

Gala fa la ni

Ama ga ni sha, imina da Earth da (former) Universe 1218. Alada shi ni et Guardian Akashi. Eh fininala et susahshi mi na a u e mi nic sho.