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{{Quote|you should make a video telling those mean trolls you won't succumb to their awful attacks! Maybe that'll show them. You need to show them who's boss, put them in their place! You can't let them get away with this!|[[Julie]], encouraging Chris to make this video<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 2]]</ref>}} | {{Quote|you should make a video telling those mean trolls you won't succumb to their awful attacks! Maybe that'll show them. You need to show them who's boss, put them in their place! You can't let them get away with this!|[[Julie]], encouraging Chris to make this video<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 2]]</ref>}} | ||
"'''CWC Update 18 January 2009'''" (officially "'''CWCUpdate01182009'''") is a video in which [[Chris]] issues a scathing statement concerning hackers who used his e-mail account to send messages to dozens of people saying he's [[homos|come out of the closet]]. He denies this outrageous claim, and proves his heterosexuality by stomping on the [[vibrator]] he has owned for years. Taped to his foot is a message featuring a crudely drawn nude female torso to hammer home his point. According to Chris, it's his representation of him "stompin' on the Troll's Dicks."<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 2]]</ref> Regardless, Christorians still remain hard at work determining which [[anime]] he copied this stupid idea from. | |||
There is delicious irony in hearing | There is [[Fanta|delicious]] irony in hearing Chris bellow "I'm straight, I'm straight, believe me!" while the camera shows four pink purses lined up on his wall behind him. | ||
==Description== | ==Description== | ||
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==Video== | ==Video== | ||
{{Tardrage|1=border:4px solid #FF1493|2=[[Homos|flamboyant]]}} | |||
{{Infobox/video | {{Infobox/video | ||
| name = CWC Update 18 January 2009 | | name = CWC Update 18 January 2009 | ||
| | | ytid = tSTKk-6ANxs | ||
| stardate = 18 [[January 2009]] | | stardate = 18 [[January 2009]] | ||
| subject = {{Homos|text}} | | subject = {{Homos|text}}, {{Sex|[[Chris Destroys His Vibrator|Stomping on Vibrators]]}} | ||
| style = {{Rage|text}} | | style = {{Rage|text}}, {{Comedy|[[CWC is Sad|Unintentional Comedy]]}} | ||
| shirt = {{ClassicShirt|text}} | | shirt = {{ClassicShirt|text}} | ||
| previous = [[CWC to Mr. Miyamoto-san#Video|CWC to Mr. Miyamoto-san]] | | previous = [[CWC to Mr. Miyamoto-san#Video|CWC to Mr. Miyamoto-san]] | ||
| next = [[Chris's Plea to Clyde Cash#Video|Chris's Plea to Clyde Cash]] | | next = [[Chris's Plea to Clyde Cash#Video|Chris's Plea to Clyde Cash]] | ||
}} | }} | ||
{{quote|You can ''kiss my foot!'' ''And you know what else else?''}} | {{quote|You can ''kiss my foot!'' ''And you know what else else?''}} | ||
=== Transcript === | === Transcript === | ||
[''The first second of the video is corrupt.''] O--lo--Janur--18, 2009. | |||
Uh, this is ''another'' brief update. For those of you that have actu- | Uh, this is ''another'' brief update. For those of you that have actu--who have actually received them--um...the e-mails that possibly came from my AOL account: ''[[troll]]''--another troll has--hacked into my AOL account yesterday...and, uh, spammed the e-mails around. I had, uh, closed the account ''temporarily''...and I am currently, uh, without the e-mail address. | ||
So, therefore, uh...just- | So, therefore, uh...just--just to rem--just to let everybody in my fanbase and on the internet know: I'm sti--I ''am'' straight! I am straight! ''And no troll''--''no slanderous troll'' is gonna...alter me in such way! I'm straight. Straight! ''Believe me!'' | ||
I have a subscription to ''[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 12th, 2009|Playboy]]''. [''sniffles''] And look into my--and look in my ''eyes'' [''briefly glances away''], in my ''face''. I ''can't'' be more serious than how I am right now. Those damn slanderous trolls! | |||
[[Death threats|Damn them all to Hell]]. | |||
[[Image:CWCIsSTRAIGHT.jpg|thumb|right|Chris defends his sexuality.]] | [[Image:CWCIsSTRAIGHT.jpg|thumb|right|Chris defends his sexuality.]] | ||
[''cut to Chris at a new angle''] | [''cut to Chris at a new angle''] And another thing, ya slanderous trolls: | ||
And another thing, ya slanderous trolls: | |||
And | [''cut to sole of Chris's shoe''] You can ''kiss my foot!'' '''''And you know what else else?!''''' | ||
['' | [''cut to a shot of his vibrator on the ground. Chris proceeds to loudly slam his foot down on top of it, and continually grinds his foot into it until it slips loose, rolling out of the picture. His foot turns to reveal a note that depicts a crude doodle of a naked woman's torso and the underlined message '''"CHRISTIAN WESTON CHANDLER IS STRAIGHT!!"'''''] And don't you forget it! [''nearly kicks camera over by sliding heel forward for an extreme close-up, which misses the text almost entirely''] | ||
Uh, but, the rest of y'all, the ''true'', good citizens: ''peace'', and have a good day. | [''cut back to Chris at original angle''] Uh, but, the rest of y'all, the ''true'', good citizens: ''peace'', and have a good day. | ||
==References== | ==References== | ||
Latest revision as of 18:05, 18 September 2024
| “ | you should make a video telling those mean trolls you won't succumb to their awful attacks! Maybe that'll show them. You need to show them who's boss, put them in their place! You can't let them get away with this! | ” |
| Julie, encouraging Chris to make this video[1] | ||
"CWC Update 18 January 2009" (officially "CWCUpdate01182009") is a video in which Chris issues a scathing statement concerning hackers who used his e-mail account to send messages to dozens of people saying he's come out of the closet. He denies this outrageous claim, and proves his heterosexuality by stomping on the vibrator he has owned for years. Taped to his foot is a message featuring a crudely drawn nude female torso to hammer home his point. According to Chris, it's his representation of him "stompin' on the Troll's Dicks."[2] Regardless, Christorians still remain hard at work determining which anime he copied this stupid idea from.
There is delicious irony in hearing Chris bellow "I'm straight, I'm straight, believe me!" while the camera shows four pink purses lined up on his wall behind him.
Description
| I have a bit of Redneck in me, so you TROLLS just come to me in person and I will STOMP YOU OUT! I have FAMILY with Uncles, Aunts, Cousins and the rest who can BRING YOU TROLLS TO COURT. |
Video
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WARNING! This video features flamboyant levels of Tard Rage. |
| CWC Update 18 January 2009 | |
| Direct link | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 18 January 2009 |
| Subject Matter |  Homos,  Stomping on Vibrators
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| Performance Style |  Rage,  Unintentional Comedy
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| Shirt |  The Classic
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| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous CWC to Mr. Miyamoto-san |
next Chris's Plea to Clyde Cash |
| “ | You can kiss my foot! And you know what else else? | ” |
Transcript
[The first second of the video is corrupt.] O--lo--Janur--18, 2009.
Uh, this is another brief update. For those of you that have actu--who have actually received them--um...the e-mails that possibly came from my AOL account: troll--another troll has--hacked into my AOL account yesterday...and, uh, spammed the e-mails around. I had, uh, closed the account temporarily...and I am currently, uh, without the e-mail address.
So, therefore, uh...just--just to rem--just to let everybody in my fanbase and on the internet know: I'm sti--I am straight! I am straight! And no troll--no slanderous troll is gonna...alter me in such way! I'm straight. Straight! Believe me!
I have a subscription to Playboy. [sniffles] And look into my--and look in my eyes [briefly glances away], in my face. I can't be more serious than how I am right now. Those damn slanderous trolls!
[cut to Chris at a new angle] And another thing, ya slanderous trolls:
[cut to sole of Chris's shoe] You can kiss my foot! And you know what else else?!
[cut to a shot of his vibrator on the ground. Chris proceeds to loudly slam his foot down on top of it, and continually grinds his foot into it until it slips loose, rolling out of the picture. His foot turns to reveal a note that depicts a crude doodle of a naked woman's torso and the underlined message "CHRISTIAN WESTON CHANDLER IS STRAIGHT!!"] And don't you forget it! [nearly kicks camera over by sliding heel forward for an extreme close-up, which misses the text almost entirely]
[cut back to Chris at original angle] Uh, but, the rest of y'all, the true, good citizens: peace, and have a good day.
References
| ⇐ CWC to Mr. Miyamoto-san | Chris's videos | Chris's Plea to Clyde Cash ⇒ |
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