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'''Chris's Specimen Sample''', a now deleted video aptly titled "horrible" by the uploader, is a video that was leaked on [[February | '''Chris's Specimen Sample''', a now deleted video aptly titled "horrible" by the uploader, is a video that was leaked on 27 [[February 2016]] to the Kiwi Farms by the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]].<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Marvin)#Leaking of Chris's Specimen Sample]]</ref> In this video, we see Chris walk upstairs to his [[kitchen]], which is notably cleaner than usual, and pull out his [[Semen|"specimen"]] in a Tupperware box from a freezer. What Chris doesn't realize is that by throwing samples of [[navy]] into a standard freezer, the low temperatures create ice crystals which ruin any cells in the samples, thus making them useless, leaving him with a box of worthless cum. This video also marks [[Pollo]]'s second appearance on camera. | ||
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Chris's Specimen Sample, a now deleted video aptly titled "horrible" by the uploader, is a video that was leaked on 27 February 2016 to the Kiwi Farms by the Man in the Pickle Suit.[1] In this video, we see Chris walk upstairs to his kitchen, which is notably cleaner than usual, and pull out his "specimen" in a Tupperware box from a freezer. What Chris doesn't realize is that by throwing samples of navy into a standard freezer, the low temperatures create ice crystals which ruin any cells in the samples, thus making them useless, leaving him with a box of worthless cum. This video also marks Pollo's second appearance on camera.
Video
| 2016 02 26 Leaked Video - The Sperm Bank Preserves | |
| Direct link | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 26 February 2016 |
| Subject Matter |  Sex
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| Performance Style |  Crazy
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| Saga |  Lady Managers
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| Other |  Leaked
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| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous Update: 2/25/16 |
next Jeff is Beyond Denounced. |
| “ | I'm the one who's uh g-- offerin' to lendin' the spern out-- lettin' the sperm out. | ” |
Transcript
Chris is sitting on his bed.
Chris : Hello Samantha and Ellie, this is- I'm Christine Chandler.
Pollo comes to investigate, and wanders in front of the camera.
Chris : (in babyish voice) This is my cat, Pollo. Hi, buddy. Hmmm, you're a sweet kitty.
Chris : Anyway so, yeah- this is me and uh, I'm the one who's uh g-- offerin' to lettin' the spern out-- lettin' the sperm out. I put out a sam-- I put out a fresh sample earlier today, I put it in the fridge upstairs which I'll gladly go upstairs and show you in a moment.
Chris : But yes, I am a lesbian transwoman and I have-- I been famous for my characters and books and whatnot for over a decade.
Chris : This is-- everything I said is true and the only thing I regret would be the uh... things I've recorded in the past I was blackmailed into doing, or against my original will that would never do personally or regularly.
Chris : Alright, so let's go upstairs and I'll show y'all.
[Chris gets off his ass and walks up the stairs, camera pointed at his manboobs most of the way.]
[Chris opens the freezer and pulls out a Tupperware container with a white, frozen mass sitting at the bottom coming about a fourth of the way up the container.]
Chris : Yeah- here's- uh, the sample I put out today. I labeled it carefully. You can tell it's not as frozen yet compared to the-
[Chris places the Tupperware back into the freezer and grabs an noticeably older container with a grayish substance straddling the side of it.]
Chris : older samples. Yeah, that was like less than a year ago.
(Chris faces the camera with a smug expression on his face)
Chris : But, anyway, that's all very good and everything so hopefully y'all will still consider me for your donor.
Chris : Thank you and have a good day.
| ⇐ Update: 2/25/16 | Chris's videos | Jeff is Beyond Denounced. ⇒ |
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