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[[Chris]] owns several '''sex toys''', including a vibrator and anal beads.  
[[Chris]] owns several '''sex toys''', including a vibrator and anal beads.  


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==External links==
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*[http://loltheinterwebs.googlepages.com/chriswishlist.pdf Chris's wishlist on AdamEve.com]
*[http://loltheinterwebs.googlepages.com/chriswishlist.pdf Chris's wishlist on AdamEve.com]
*[http://megaupload.com/?d=18NA6ERG Chris fucking a sex doll]
*<s>[http://megaupload.com/?d=18NA6ERG Chris fucking a sex doll]</s> (dead link as of Jun 2014)
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[[Category:Things Chris has had Sex with]]
[[Category:Things Chris has had Sex with]]

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Chris owns several sex toys, including a vibrator and anal beads.

Although he bought his first toys at a Spencer's Gifts storefront, his provider of choice is AdamEve.com. Chris claimed to the TRUE and LOYAL Sonichu fanbase that most of the toys he owns were sent by the online sex shop as gifts. However, considering the fact that AdamEve.com usually allows customers to choose gifts, and if they are indeed random gifts, what they are depends on the content of the purchase (not to mention Chris never bothering to dispose of or even complain about them).

Chris has also visited Charlottesville sex shop Ultimate Bliss, where he bought a chocolate-flavored condom in hopes of using it for his first time having sex with PandaHalo. In the aftermath of her untimely death in the Australian brushfires, it's not known what became of the condom, or whether Chris has found a way to get himself banned from the store as he has so many other local retailers.

When asked about his visit to the brick and mortar sex store in the CWCipedia Mailbag, Chris responded with a short answer before placing the email in the rejected bin:

I have been there; I recommend WOMAN-Shaped Blow-Up Dolls, the masturbation tubes with the Vaginal-Designed Openings, and ALL their Videos that feature Woman-and-Man or Woman-and-Woman or one-man-and-multiple-women sexual acts.
Chris, recommending STRAIGHT sex toys for STRAIGHT men

List of known sex toys

"...a velvety smooth squeeze that your erection will crave again and again!"
  • Penis pump[1]
  • Vibrator (possibly KIA)
  • Four sex dolls including Officer Nasty, Kimmi, a Booty Licious Love Doll and a Yumi Asian Anime Doll (used on Chris and Jackie's Date.) His order records show that he has purchased at least three Officer Nasty dolls, suggesting that they don't survive too long underneath his considerable girth. He stated in a chat with Vanessa that "After a while of putting my weight carefully on them in the artificial intercourse, they each would have a hole punctured on the inside from my weight, which was irrepairable." In a chat with Jackie, he said the Booty Licious doll suffered the same fate, and that his dolls lasted "at most 27 intercourses".[2]
  • Anal beads – Chris used these once. Describing the experience during a PSN chat, he explained that they became "covered in poo," and he threw them away.
  • Dildo – Gift that went along with a purchase. Chris put a condom on it and stuck it up his ass.[3]
  • Three different penis rings (Pearl Beaded Prolong Ring, Silicone Superstud Power Ring, and Ringo's Cock Ring)
  • Velvet Touch Masturbator and Pink Passion Masturbator
  • A&E Hot Action Lotion

Gallery of sex toy purchases

See also

Sources

External links