Facebook is Chris's other means of communication aside from MySpace on his Love Quest. While often looked over, his correspondence with these e-women reveals that even on the Internet, he manages to convey that he is a fat autistic.
On 31 May 2009, Chris's Facebook was hacked, revealing notes and messages to boyfriend-free girls in the area in hopes of them becoming his sweetheart. He failed horribly of course, and the Miscreants showed us how hard.
Events in 2010 turned Chris firmly against the website. He blamed it in part for his breakup with the Wallflower, and in November had some harsh words and gestures for it while announcing his departure from the Internet.
Sometime in mid 2011, his Facebook account was removed from the site. On 5 July 2011, a new Facebook was discovered with a new picture of Chris. Two days later, his profile was deactivated.
On 02 January 2012, Chris re-opened his Facebook account and uses it as his personal attraction sign.
Notes From The Man Himself
I am a good man
Sunday, January 20, 2008 at 5:57pm
There are some cyber bullies who have taken my words and feelings out of context, and twisted them into meaningless mockery.
Please do not believe those terrible rumors; I am a good man who needs a female sweetheart to soothe my pains from loneliness, stress of social influences, and heart-aches.Please help me, so I can help you one day.
The Common Question, "Do I know you?"
Sunday, January 20, 2008 at 9:49pm
When a person asks you, "Do I know you?", it brings up a greater answer. "I'm not a mind-reader, so I can't tell you how well you know me." The question is dumb in itself; no one is able to answer it. Because no one can read their mind and answer it with full confidence.
Man I am SOOO SHY. "How Shy are you?" I am SOOO SHY, that...
Thursday, January 24, 2008 at 4:48pm
Today, Jan. 24, 2008, I was at the Alderman Library. I was playing Sudoku on my PSP, and I was listening in on this conversation between a couple of cute ladies just to my right. I've enjoyed just listening to them talk about their things; I will not devulge any details, because I am the man who will keep a secret (Plus, I don't know ALL the details). Anyway, after one of the two left, the gal that stayed sittin' next to me, talked on her cell in what sounded like Dutch or German. IT WAS THE PERFECT OPENING for a conversation towards making a new gal-pal. I had it in my head, "Pardon me, I couldn't help but overhear your chat on your phone, but was that Dutch or German you were speaking?" I HAD THE NERVE SET UP, I was raring to say it, but when I started to say it, the tension and my shyness and my autism choked me, literally; I couldn't even open my mouth to say anything. And she left. I am kicking myself now.
Anyway, THAT IS HOW SHY I AM; I am so shy, that I JUST FREEZE OR CHOKE upon starting to talk to a new girl I don't know yet.
What I am looking for in a woman
Tuesday, September 6, 2011 at 1:23am
- Must Meet In-Person First and Upfront (NO Online/Phone/Mail Contact Acceptable beforehand. Must be Referred to me by my Real Friend(s) or Family).
-21 to 29-years old
-Cute, Pretty, Beautiful, or HOT
-Education: High School Graduate and/or Better
-NOT A Smoker
-Carefree/Light-Hearted
-Moderate to Very Intelligent/Smart (Not Ditzy)
-Talkative/Outgoing/Not Shy/Good Self-Esteem
-Slim to Average body type (under 170 lbs)
-Between 4 feet, 10 inches and 5 feet 10 inches
-Brunette or Blonde hair
-B-Cup size minimum
-Clean
-Casual
-Not Crazy or Abusive
-Make-Up Optional
-Well-Informed to Expert in sex
Unsolicited Friend Requests
Sunday, February 5, 2012 at 10:27pm
Unsolicited Friend Requests WILL BE DENIED AND DELETED, ESPECIALLY from ALL People I have NOT met IN PERSON, FACE-TO-FACE, Beforehand.
Gallery
Wall
Profile, part 1
Profile, part 2
Profile, part 3
17-year-old Christina 1
17-year-old Christina 2
17-year-old Christina 3
Chris rejects a single mom. The ironic thing is that this woman was the only one vaguely interested in meeting up with Chris.
"Do I know you?" 1
"Do I know you?" 2
A screencap of Chris's page from July 2011.
Chris's page in 2012.
Another facebook profile picture in 2012. Note that it is in the same place as the previous profile picture except Chris is smiling in this one.
Chris's Profile as of Feb 2012
Chris, now with head band.
New note about friend requests
See also
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