Chris's education
Chris has spent a great deal of his school years hopping from one school to another. This is a list of the schools that he spent time in.
Chris's education
| Time | Level | Institution |
|---|---|---|
| 1987-88 | Kindergarten | Greene County Primary School |
| 1988-89 | First grade | Greene County Primary School |
| 1989-90 | Second grade | Greene County Primary School |
| 1990-91 | Third grade | Greene County Primary School |
| 1991-92 | Fourth grade | Nathanael Greene Elementary School |
| 1992-93 | Fifth grade | Home-Schooling |
| 1993-94 | Sixth grade | Providence Middle School |
| 1994-95 | Seventh grade | Providence Middle School |
| 1995-96 | Eighth grade | Providence Middle School |
| 1996-97 | Freshman year | Manchester High School |
| 1997-98 | Sophomore year | Manchester High School |
| 1998-99 | Junior year | Manchester High School |
| 1999-2000 | Senior year | Manchester High School |
| 2000-01 | Freshman | Piedmont Virginia Community College |
| 2001-02 | Sophomore | Piedmont Virginia Community College |
| 2002-03 | Third year | Piedmont Virginia Community College |
| 2003-04 | Chris is banned from PVCC for one year | None |
| 2004-05 | Final year | Piedmont Virginia Community College |
Greene County Primary School
Greene County Primary School, in Stanardsville, was the school Chris attended between first and third grade.[1]
James Madison University
James Madison University is a university that Chris went to for speech therapy sessions at a young age.[1]
Chris carpooled there with his friend Joshua Martinez.
It's the best college ever, Chris once said.
However, a recent video has shown that his arch-nemesis Gregg Mays attends this college, and therefore, Chris may think differently about it today.
Providence Middle School
Chris's middle school.[1] Chris has described his time there as happy.[2] He is fond of Mrs. Sanford, one of his teachers from Providence whom he sees as one of the most influential teachers he had. Chris credits her with helping him develop social skills and teaching him how to cope with various problems, such as bullying.[3] With that being said, Chris would also later on moan about verbal bullying he endured at Providence and being dragged to the school's principal office. He even described those events as being on the same level as having been abused by his babysitter.[4]
Gallery
Chris, 12, from his Providence Middle School years.
Chris, presumably age 13 (striking resemblance to Chris in Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes).
Bob pedoforking on Chris's class during a pizza party.
Chris eating a solitary lunch in a corner facing the wall.
In the background, there is a poster that shows that the school wants parents to pay their kids five dollars for failing grades
Nathanael Greene Elementary School
- Main article: Nathanael Greene Elementary School
Chris was allegedly abused at this Elementary School by the principal and members of the staff. According to Chris, they pinned him down and recorded him screaming. His father then moved the family to Richmond and took legal action against the school district. The case was dropped in 1994.
Manchester High School
- Main article: Manchester High School
Chris attended Manchester High School from 1996 to 2000 and has fond memories of his time there. He seems to consider these years to be the best of his life. Chris may be right, there are photographs and an attached story documenting that on his 18th birthday, several attractive girls came to visit and spend time with him. Such a thing is nearly unthinkable today. Photographs from the period also show that he was reasonably slim compared to today.
Piedmont Virginia Community College
- Main article: Piedmont Virginia Community College
Chris's mediocre grades in high school meant his only option for further education was this community college. Here he began a two-year associate degree which took five years to complete, owing to his Love Quest beginning in earnest and in turn severely maligning his academic life.