CWCki:Glossary

This is a glossary of common terms regarding Christian Weston Chandler, as well as the fanbase that surrounds him.

A

• admin - Highest level CWCki staff.
• A-Logging - The act of overplaying or exaggerating a lolcow's negative traits to an irrational degree, often as a means of feeling superior in comparison, or out of a belief that "justice" must be served to them.
• A-Log - an individual who is suspected of A-logging.
• anti-troll
• archive - a copy of a file or page that is saved and posted when the original gets deleted.
• autism - a neurological condition associated with differences in social skills and restricted behaviors. The term "autistic" is also used metaphorically as an insult.

B

• barbussy - Chris's mother's nether regions
• beuracrat - CWCki staff above jerkops but below admins.

C

• call
• carpetbagging - the act of profitting off of a lolcow's infamy for dishonest or immoral purposes.
• Chriscest - Chris's affair with his mother.
• Christorian - Someone who documents Christory on websites like this one.
• Christory - The entire lore surrounding Chris's life.
• Christuber - An individual who uses YouTube as a platform to document Chris and his orbiters.
• clout-chasing - Doing something with the sole intent of getting attention.
• counter-troll
• CWC-ism
• CWCSphere

D

• devotee
• DoCCS
• dox
• doxing

E

• editor
• enabler
• enabling
• era

F

• fan
• fan video
• fanart

G

• gal-pal
• gatekeeping
• GodBear

H

• halal

J

• jerkief - rank between jerkops and manajerk. (Discord only)
• jerkop - lowest rank of the CWCki staff.

K

• Kiwi Farms

L

• letter
• lolcow - An individual who gains notoriety on the Internet due to their peculiar or abnormal interests, mannerisms and behaviors, and are observed by onlookers and/or exploited for more content by trolls as a result.
• Love Quest - Chris' attempts to find a girlfriend for himself.
• lumberjacking - cutting someone's internet down; revoking their internet privledges.

M

• milk - content created by lolcows.

O

• observer
• Onion Farms
• orbiter

P

• popular Christory
• post-merge

S

• saga
• speculative Christory
• sperging
• Suitress (The) - The CWCki's codename for a young autistic woman who had a genuine crush on Chris, contacted him in secret, and initiated leaks of the incest call.
• sweetheart

T

• touching the poop - interacting with lolcows or getting involved in drama related to them.
• troll - a person engaged in trolling (a loose term for insincere or manipulative Internet behavior).

U

• unreliable narrator - An individual whose credibility is compromised due to their nature.
• user

V

• vidya - video games.

W

• Wallflower (The) - The CWCki's codename for a woman who befriended Chris, but whom Chris had advanced on innapropriately and doxxed, which led to her getting attention from trolls.
• wallflowering - The act of removing someone's dox off of a website.
• Watchmen
• ween
• weening - The attempted and failed act of trolling Chris, often resulting in making a complete fool of oneself.
• white-knight
• white-knighting
• WikiGnome

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See Also

• CWC-isms