Piedmont Virginia Community College

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The public education system has failed us miserably...

Piedmont Virginia Community College is Chris's collegiate alma mater, a community college located in Charlottesville, Virginia. At PVCC, Chris earned an Applied Science Associate's Degree in Computer-Aided Drafting and Design. After five years of study, Chris earned his degree, even though students are expected to earn associate's degrees two years in the U.S. He also made the Dean's List, or so he claims.[1]

In the Sonichu comics, PVCC is the realm of the evil witch Mary Lee Walsh. In real life, Walsh, in her role as Dean of Student Affairs, gave Chris a hard time on his Love Quest and at points shattered his heart, lowering his level to nearly zero. Chris took revenge in his own inimitable fashion, making her into a character in his comics: the evil witch in command of a villainous group known as the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens.

Chris began classes in PVCC in September 2000. For reasons unknown, even to Chris, he originally chose "Marketing" as his major. Or, more likely, his father chose it for him. Bob quickly transferred Chris to the CADD course, as this was in the days before he had completely given up on the idea that his son would become a functioning adult.[2]

Kicked out of English

For reference, this is what Chris wore to college.

Chris's first great PVCC trauma occurred when he was kicked out of an English class on his birthday.

Chris at one point claimed that his class was reading Wednesday's Child, a story about an autistic girl who brutally murders people.[3] Chris said that he told his male professor that by golly, he was autistic too! This allegedly resulted in Chris's ejection from that class on 24 February 2003, Chris's twenty-first birthday. According to Chris, the reason was the professor's misunderstanding and fear of autism. Chris cried and later passed the course when he retook it with a female professor.

Of course, there is more to this story than Chris lets on. In conversations with his gal-pals years afterward, Chris admitted that the topic of homosexuality had come up in a group discussion in class. Chris made a derogatory and inappropriate comment (in his words, he emitted "exclamations you'd likely hear from a black person in church"), and was promptly told to leave.[4]

After being kicked out, Chris sat at a table by himself and cried. As well as reinforcing Chris's hatred of men, this event also inspired Chris to begin his Love Quest.[5]

Kicked out of college

By mid-October 2003, Chris was already well into his Love Quest, his Attraction Sign at the ready for a full two months before falling prey to Mary Lee Walsh, who assumed he was whoring himself out. Allegedly, she then yelled at him in "a very violent manner" and harshly criticized his methods. Undeterred, Chris made a new sign, which Walsh also took down. Chris, his wrath now heightened, spammed the college with copies of Sonichu's News Dash!, in turn incurring a stern lecture from Walsh, who for her troubles found herself on the receiving end of a loud Curse-ye-ha-me-ha. He was then banned from the premises for a year, mandated (by Walsh) to take an anger management course, and forced to see a shrink.[6] Thus, we have the autism papers.


After spending five years on a degree that is expected to take only two, Chris graduated with an associate's degree in Applied Science and a CADD certificate. Chris has repeatedly and falsely claimed to have two degrees, seemingly not understanding that his certificate and his associate's degree are two separate things.[7][8][9][10][11]

Compared to his high school graduation, Chris didn't seem to give a fuck. Notably, Chris wore not only his Sonichu medallion, but worse his gown, tassel, and honor roll sash from high school to his college graduation.

PVCC as viewed by Chris

Christian Weston Chandler refers to Piedmont Virginia Community College as the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (abbreviated PVCCitizens; or, on one occasion, as Piedmont Virginity College[12]) due to the grudge he holds against the college. Within the context of his Sonichu comics, Christian has characterized the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens as the headquarters for the activities of the villains of CWCville.

As you can imagine, when the troll message boards were created, it just had to be christened with this name.

See also


External links

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For Truth and Honesty, see the archived CWCipedia page on Piedmont Virginia Community College
The places of Christian Weston Chandler's life

Chris's homes: 14 Branchland Court (Chris's room | Chris's kitchen | Work Room | 2014 house fire) | Cloverleaf Lakes Apartments | Surreywood Subdivision | Newberry Towne Subdivision | Rental House

Chris's education: Greene County Primary School | James Madison University | Providence Middle School | Nathanael Greene Elementary School | Manchester High School | Piedmont Virginia Community College (not to be confused with Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens)

Chris's churches: Grace Baptist Church | Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church

Chris's jobs: Cutco Cutlery | Wendy's | Books-a-million | Toys “R” Us | Sonichu Entertainment of America

Other attraction locations: University of Virginia | Charlottesville Fashion Square (Abercrombie & Fitch | Chick-fil-A | Pac Sun | Starbucks) | Wal-Mart (McDonald's) | Target | The GAMe PLACe | Impulse Gay Social-Club | Fridays After Five

Conventions: Anime Mid-Atlantic | BronyCon | MAGfest | OmegaCon | TooManyGames

Other places Chris has visited: Anytime Fitness | Best Buy | Burger King | Country Cookin | "Create-a-Crear Workshop" | Cville Pride | The End Games | GameStop | Golden Corral | McIntire Park | Region Ten | Snooky's Pawn Shop | Taco Bell

Cities of the World: Albemarle County (Advance Mills) | Charlottesville | Chesterfield County (Midlothian) | Greene County (Barboursville | Ruckersville | Stanardsville) | Harrisonburg | Richmond

Countries of the World: Australia | England | Molvanîa | United States (California | District of Columbia | Maryland | Ohio | Virginia | Washington)

Extra-terrestrial locations: Dimensions | The Moon

Map of Chris's World