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On 3 [[April 2019]], Chris enlisted | {{quote|I am not naive nor dumb. I am very keen and psychic, and I had foreseen his arrival and discussion in a dream long beforehand.|Chris}} | ||
On 3 [[April 2019]], Chris enlisted someone's help to record '''Future message from Crystal W Chandler'''. The enabler (or just some guy being held at gunpoint), role-playing as [[Reginald Chandler]] and donned in a white suit, hat, mask, sunglasses, and – most concerningly – a slave collar, reads a poem relaying a message from his sister, [[Crystal]], on the state of the [[Dimensional Merge]]. | |||
In his last known message to Chris, [[The Captain]] reached out asking about the person's identity. Chris's response is unknown.<ref>[[On The Captain]]</ref> | |||
==Video== | ==Video== | ||
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{{Infobox/video | {{Infobox/video | ||
| name = Message from Crystal W Chandler of the future | | name = Message from Crystal W Chandler of the future | ||
| | | ytid = TP0S-OQslLc | ||
| stardate = 3 April 2019 | | stardate = 3 April 2019 | ||
| subject = | | subject = | ||
| style = {{ | | style = {{Comedy|text}}, {{Reason|text}}, {{Crazy|text}} | ||
| saga = {{Dimensional Merge|text}} | | saga = {{Dimensional Merge|text}} | ||
| previous = [[Goodwill Offering and Kindest Wishes]] | | previous = [[Goodwill Offering and Kindest Wishes]] | ||
| next = | | next = [[Sonichu Headquarters Google Intro Video]] | ||
}} | }} | ||
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===Transcript=== | ===Transcript=== | ||
'''Masked Man''': Hello everyone, far and near. I have something you want to hear so please use your ears before I disappear. Let's make something clear before we start. I have a good purple [[Heart Level|heart]] that won't fall apart. | '''Masked Man''': Hello everyone, far and near. I have something you want to hear, so please use your ears before I disappear. Let's make something clear before we start. I have a good purple [[Heart Level|heart]] that won't fall apart. | ||
We are all about to take part in a [[Dimensional Merge|new event segment]] which will indent | We are all about to take part in a [[Dimensional Merge|new event segment]] which will indent what you call the cement. My intent is to present the news which will eliminate the [[Chris and stress|torment and discontent]]. | ||
<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''':</span> Just keep reading. | <span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''':</span> [''spoken like he's holding the man at gunpoint''] Just keep reading. | ||
[''The camera zooms in and tilts to the side.''] | [''The camera zooms in and tilts to the side.''] | ||
'''Masked Man''': I am that supplement | '''Masked Man''': I am that supplement to a lesser extent. | ||
[''Camera backs away.''] | [''Camera backs away.''] | ||
Christine has been hell-bent on being a parent, so she made a pleasant investment- investment and got my [[Lovely Weather|mother]] pregnant. I am a | Christine has been hell-bent on being a parent, so [[Chris and sex|she made a pleasant investment- investment]] and got my [[Lovely Weather|mother]] pregnant. I am a {{w|Fluorescent Adolescent}}, a direct descendant, and not the only attendant. | ||
[[Star Wars|There is one other | [[Star Wars|There is one other]]: [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]]. | ||
[''Camera zooms up close to the reader's lower body.''] | [''Camera zooms up close to the reader's lower body.''] | ||
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[''Camera backs away''] | [''Camera backs away''] | ||
There is much you don't know unless I show. But that is a no-go. Right now I am here solo, but soon I will have my [[shadow]]: a lovely combo. | There is much you don't know unless I show. But that is a no-go. Right now I am here solo, but soon I will have my [[Blake|shadow]]: a lovely [[Chaotic Combo|combo]]. | ||
There will be no tiptoe around the tempo. I must let go of my manifesto and go back to the golden | There will be no tiptoe around the tempo. I must let go of my manifesto and go back to the golden good old Babylonian weeping willow below the [[Chris's homes|Jim Crow plateau]]. I hope I have walked this difficult tightrope well under a light microscope. Nonetheless, [[Chris and religion|God]] bless. Thanks for working with me in this process. More or less, it's still a work in progress. I hope to bring happiness for all... | ||
[''Pauses as he flips through his papers to get to the next page. The camera moves in, then out.''] | [''Pauses as he flips through his papers to get to the next page. The camera moves in, then out.''] | ||
...parties. And please don't sniff those gnarly | ...parties. [[Random-access humor|And please don't sniff those gnarly]] {{w|Sharpie (marker)|Sharpies}}. | ||
==Tweets== | |||
[[MKRNightVee]] clarified the subject matter: | |||
{{quoteboxyellow|For those who are confused: This is a message from Christine's son about the merge. I hope that helps clarify things ^-^}} | |||
In the comment thread, another Twitter user, with a private account, made a few comments expressing doubt about the video's content. Chris's responses: | |||
{{quotebox|FUTURE Son, at least in reincarnated-to-be soul.}} | |||
{{quotebox|Yeah, you can shut up; you do not fully understand how Fate and Destiny works.}} | |||
{{quotebox|I realize the more likely; I am not [[naive]] nor dumb. I am very keen and psychic, and I had foreseen his arrival and discussion in a dream long beforehand. And I genuinely do not get many face-to-face troll visits at my home. ⚡️💙⚡️}} | |||
In July 2020, Chris ([[Spirit possession|pretending to be possessed by]] [[Sonichu]]) tweeted about the video, showing that he still thought it was genuine.<ref>[[July 2020 social media posts#Jacob sex obsessions]]</ref> | |||
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
[[Magical Man]] | *[[Magical Man]] | ||
*[[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]] (2007) | |||
{{References}} | |||
{{Fantasies}} | |||
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Goodwill Offering and Kindest Wishes]]|nextlink=}} | {{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Goodwill Offering and Kindest Wishes]]|nextlink=[[Sonichu Headquarters Google Intro Video]]}} | ||
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]] | [[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]] | ||
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2019]] | [[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2019]] | ||
[[Category:Outdoor videos]] | |||
Latest revision as of 04:19, 12 December 2025
| “ | I am not naive nor dumb. I am very keen and psychic, and I had foreseen his arrival and discussion in a dream long beforehand. | ” |
| Chris | ||
On 3 April 2019, Chris enlisted someone's help to record Future message from Crystal W Chandler. The enabler (or just some guy being held at gunpoint), role-playing as Reginald Chandler and donned in a white suit, hat, mask, sunglasses, and – most concerningly – a slave collar, reads a poem relaying a message from his sister, Crystal, on the state of the Dimensional Merge.
In his last known message to Chris, The Captain reached out asking about the person's identity. Chris's response is unknown.[1]
Video
| Message from Crystal W Chandler of the future | |
| Direct link | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 3 April 2019 |
| Performance Style |  Comedy,  Reason,  Crazy
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| Saga |  Merge
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| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous Goodwill Offering and Kindest Wishes |
next Sonichu Headquarters Google Intro Video |
Transcript
Masked Man: Hello everyone, far and near. I have something you want to hear, so please use your ears before I disappear. Let's make something clear before we start. I have a good purple heart that won't fall apart.
We are all about to take part in a new event segment which will indent what you call the cement. My intent is to present the news which will eliminate the torment and discontent.
Chris: [spoken like he's holding the man at gunpoint] Just keep reading.
[The camera zooms in and tilts to the side.]
Masked Man: I am that supplement to a lesser extent.
[Camera backs away.]
Christine has been hell-bent on being a parent, so she made a pleasant investment- investment and got my mother pregnant. I am a Fluorescent Adolescent, a direct descendant, and not the only attendant.
[Camera zooms up close to the reader's lower body.]
And I am her brother.
[Camera backs away]
There is much you don't know unless I show. But that is a no-go. Right now I am here solo, but soon I will have my shadow: a lovely combo.
There will be no tiptoe around the tempo. I must let go of my manifesto and go back to the golden good old Babylonian weeping willow below the Jim Crow plateau. I hope I have walked this difficult tightrope well under a light microscope. Nonetheless, God bless. Thanks for working with me in this process. More or less, it's still a work in progress. I hope to bring happiness for all...
[Pauses as he flips through his papers to get to the next page. The camera moves in, then out.]
...parties. And please don't sniff those gnarly Sharpies.
Tweets
MKRNightVee clarified the subject matter:
| For those who are confused: This is a message from Christine's son about the merge. I hope that helps clarify things ^-^ |
In the comment thread, another Twitter user, with a private account, made a few comments expressing doubt about the video's content. Chris's responses:
| FUTURE Son, at least in reincarnated-to-be soul. |
| Yeah, you can shut up; you do not fully understand how Fate and Destiny works. |
| I realize the more likely; I am not naive nor dumb. I am very keen and psychic, and I had foreseen his arrival and discussion in a dream long beforehand. And I genuinely do not get many face-to-face troll visits at my home. ⚡️💙⚡️ |
In July 2020, Chris (pretending to be possessed by Sonichu) tweeted about the video, showing that he still thought it was genuine.[2]
See Also
References
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| ⇐ Goodwill Offering and Kindest Wishes | Chris's videos | Sonichu Headquarters Google Intro Video ⇒ |