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On 12 June [[2009]], Chris visited a local bar/restaurant, where he encountered a pair of [[trolls|fans]] who recorded and uploaded clips of their time spent with Chris to [[YouTube]]. In first video, [[Chris]] broke his 27 year period of abstaining from [[alcohol]] and had a sip (and then two fucking glasses) of Long Island Iced Tea. Chris reportedly tried the drink because he saw Marge Simpson try it in an episode of ''The Simpsons'', and because it didn't sound like a very alcoholic drink. Note that when he swallows the drink, he performs the same reaction when he swallows his [[navy]].
[[Image:Z100_0533.jpg|thumb|190px|[[Chris and religion|Hail]] [[Beel|Satan]]!]]


[[Image:Cwcgreatime.PNG|thumb|He had a great time. :D]]
On 12 [[June 2009]], [[Chris]] visited a local Mexican [[restaurant]] along with [[Kim Wilson]] and an unknown man who apparently pretended to be her boyfriend. Chris, possibly for the first time in his life, partook of [[alcohol|alcoholic beverages]], something he had previously strongly denounced. Kim and her friend filmed clips of their time with Chris and later uploaded them to [[YouTube]]. This event has been referred to as '''Chris's Big Night Out'''.
 
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==Grip 'n' Sip==
==Grip 'n' Sip==
In the first video, Chris broke his 27-year period of abstaining from [[alcohol]] and had a sip (and then two tall glasses) of [[Wikipedia:Long Island Iced Tea|Long Island Iced Tea]]. Chris's choice isn't recommended for novice drinkers, because it contains vodka, triple sec, rum, tequila and gin (plus lemon juice, simple syrup and [[Coke]]), making it a rather strong cocktail to start off on. Chris probably chose it because [[Autism|he assumed, due to its name,]] that it was literally just iced tea with some alcohol in it. Note that, when he swallows the drink, he performs the same reaction as when he [[recycling|recycle]]s his [[semen|navy]].


<center>{{#ev:youtube|xuTPXv9Mthg}}</center>
{{Infobox/video
| name          = CWC Grip 'n' Sip
| image          = {{#ev:youtube|xuTPXv9Mthg}}
| Stardate      = 12 [[June 2009]]
| Maker          = Christian Weston Chandler
| Shirt          = {{RedShirt2}} Red Stuttgart
| saga          = {{Emily|text}}
| previous      = [[Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009]]
| next          = [[Chris's Big Night Out#Chris Loves The Nightlife|Chris Loves The Nightlife]]
}}


{{quote|Mmm! Goes down salty.}}
{{quote|Mmm! Goes down salty.}}


===Transcript===
===Transcript===
[[Image:Cwc_salty_iced_tea.jpg|thumb|What was going through Chris's mind.]]
[''"Te Quiero Igual Que Ayer - Bachata" by Monty & Alexandria plays in the background'']


Girl: So… so what do you have right now, Chris?
'''Kim:''' So...so what do you have right now, Chris?


Chris: Long Island Iced Tea.
<span style="color:blue">'''Chris:'''</span style> Long Island Iced Tea.


[[Image:Cwc_salty_iced_tea.jpg|thumb|What was going through Chris's mind.]]
[''The camera is turned sideways'']


Guy: Say that one more time?
'''Guy:''' Say that one more time?


Chris: Long Island Iced Tea.
<span style="color:blue">'''Chris:'''</span style> Long Island Iced Tea.


Guy: Alright… rock it!
'''Guy:''' All right...rock it!


Girl: Okay!
'''Kim:''' Okay!


[''Chris shuts his eyes and takes a tiny sip'']
[''Chris shuts his eyes and takes a tiny sip'']


Girl: What do you think of it?
'''Kim:''' What do you think of it?


[''Chris swallows the sip with some difficulty'']
[''Chris swallows the sip with some difficulty'']


Chris: Mmm! Goes down salty.
<span style="color:blue">'''Chris:'''</span style> Mmm! [[Semen|Goes down salty]].


Girl: Kinda salty?
'''Kim:''' It's kinda salty?


Chris: Yeah… but it's pretty tasty.
<span style="color:blue">'''Chris:'''</span style> Yep...but it's pretty tasty.


Girl: Yeah.
'''Kim:''' Yeah.


Guy: Uh-huh! Alright!
'''Guy:''' Rock on! All right!


Girl: So… ''look excited!''
'''Girl:''' So...''look excited!''


[''Chris smiles almost imperceptibly'']
[''Chris smiles almost imperceptibly'']


Girl: [''laughs''] You don't look very excited!
'''Kim:''' [''laughs''] You don't look very excited!


Guy: No, “excited”-- No, “excited”-- “Excited” is--
'''Guy:''' No, "excited"--no, "excited"--"excited” is--[''video cuts off in the middle of a word'']


==Chris Loves The Nightlife==
In another notable video, Chris dances around and sings "[[Wikipedia:I Love the Nightlife|I Love the Nightlife]]". While it's not surprising that Chris still thinks he can sing, it's shocking that he visited a club, since he's said before that he would never do such a thing.


==Chris Loves The Nightlife==
It should come as no surprise to anyone - except perhaps Chris - that "I Love the Nightlife" is a song with a large [[gay]] following. Long-time trolls will notice that Chris made use of this same song during his [[CWC only accepts IN-PERSON FEMALE Encounters]] video. It should be noted that this song was also featured in several episodes of ''The Simpsons'', like the Long Island Iced Tea he drank during the course of the evening, further proving that Chris has never had an original thought ever.
In another notable video, Chris dances around and sings "I Love the Nightlife" like a [[autism|retard]]. While it's not surprising that Chris still thinks he can sing, it's shocking that he visited a club, since he's said before that he would never do such a thing.


It should come as no surprise to anyone - except perhaps Chris - that "I Love the Nightlife" is a song with a large [[gay]] following. Long-time [[trolls]] will notice that Chris made use of this same song during his [[CWC only accepts IN-PERSON FEMALE Encounters]] video.
{{Infobox/video
It should be noted that this song was also featured in several episodes of ''The Simpsons'', like the Long Island Iced Tea he drank during the course of the evening.
| name          = Chris Loves The Night Life~!
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| image          = {{#ev:youtube|0rGhHUwdB94}}
| Stardate      = 12 June 2009
| Maker          = Christian Weston Chandler
| Shirt          = {{RedShirt2}} Red Stuttgart
| saga          = {{Emily|text}}
| previous      = [[Chris's Big Night Out#Grip 'n' Sip|Grip 'n' Sip]]
| next          = [[Chris's Big Night Out#Sonichu Rocks!|Sonichu Rocks!]]
}}


{{quote|I love the nightlife! I've got to boogie!}}
{{quote|I love the nightlife! I've got to boogAY!}}


===Transcript===
===Transcript===


[''Chris sings all of “I Love the Nightlife”, his voice sporadically cracking and his arms periodically flailing'']
[''Video starts in the quarter-middle of Chris's performance of "''I Love the Nightlife''", his voice sporadically cracking and his arms periodically flailing throughout'']


DJ: Ah, yes, indeed! Christopher!
'''DJ:''' Ah, yes, indeed! Christopher!


==Sonichu Rocks!==
==Sonichu Rocks!==
 
{{Infobox/video
<center>{{#ev:youtube|__TCYRdw4p8}}</center>
| name          = (oops i almost forgot)<br>Sonichu Rocks!
 
| image          = {{#ev:youtube|__TCYRdw4p8}}
{{quote|Sonichu's still ''rockin' in my head!''}}
| Stardate      = 12 June 2009
| Maker          = Christian Weston Chandler
| Shirt          = {{RedShirt2}} Red Stuttgart
| saga          = {{Emily|text}}
| previous      = [[Chris's Big Night Out#Chris Loves The Nightlife|Chris Loves The Nightlife]]
| next          = [[Chris's Big Night Out#Chris's Big Black Balloon|Chris's Big Black Balloon]]
}}


===Transcript===
===Transcript===


Chris: Sonichu's still ''rockin' in my head!''
<span style="color:blue">'''Chris:'''</span style>  --[S]onichu's still ''rockin' in my head!''
 
Girl: [''laughs'']


'''Kim:''' [''laughs'']


==Chris's Big Black Balloon==
==Chris's Big Black Balloon==


<center>{{#ev:youtube|dOUd46P6ugw}}</center>
{{Infobox/video
 
| name          = (Chrissy)<br>Chris's Big Black Balloon
{{quote|Like a balloon!}}
| image          = {{#ev:youtube|dOUd46P6ugw}}
| Stardate      = 12 June 2009
| Maker          = Christian Weston Chandler
| Shirt          = {{RedShirt2}} Red Stuttgart
| saga          = {{Emily|text}}
| previous      = [[Chris's Big Night Out#Sonichu Rocks!|Sonichu Rocks!]]
| next          = [[Chris's Big Night Out#Chris and His PSP|Chris and His PSP]]
}}


===Transcript===
===Transcript===


Girl: [presumably to Chris] --right now.
'''Kim:''' [''presumably to Chris''] --[r]ight now.
 
Chris: Like a balloon!


Girl: [''laughs'']
<span style="color:blue">'''Chris:'''</span style> Like a balloon!


Guy: [to Chris] Y'all catch a balloon fish?
'''Kim:''' [''laughs'']


Man in background: Whoop! Whoop!
'''Guy:''' [''to Chris''] Y'all catch a balloon fish?


Guy: [to a passing bro] Hey, dude - check it out! [[I_Got_A_Fish|He got a fish!]]
'''Man in Background:''' Whoop! Whoop!


Bro: Oh.
'''Guy:''' [''to a passing bro''] Hey, dude—check it out! [[I Got A Fish|He got a fish!]]


Girl: [''laughs again'']
'''Bro:''' Oh.


'''Kim:''' [''laughs again'']


==Chris and His PSP==
==Chris and His PSP==


<center>{{#ev:youtube|EjCO0agsGL8}}</center>
{{Infobox/video
| name          = (Chrischan)<br>Chris and His PSP
| image          = {{#ev:youtube|EjCO0agsGL8}}
| Stardate      = 12 [[June 2009]]
| Maker          = Christian Weston Chandler
| Shirt          = {{RedShirt2}} Red Stuttgart
| saga          = {{Emily|text}}
| previous      = [[Chris's Big Night Out#Chris's Big Black Balloon|Chris's Big Black Balloon]]
| next          = [[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There]]
}}


{{quote|You get to see two naked ladies.}}
{{quote|You get to see two naked ladies.}}


===Transcript===
===Transcript===
<span style="color:blue">'''Chris:'''</span style> ...o the, of the winning videos of the ''PaRapper the Rapper'' contest when it came out on the PSP version of that game.
[''camera moves to show Chris's face'']
'''Kim:''' Smile!
[''Chris pulls a [[Creepy stare|creepy smile]]'']
'''Kim:''' [''laughs'']
'''Guy:''' What about the err, explain, explain the omega one again.


Chris: I was, uh… of the winning videos in the [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|Parappa the Rapper Contest]], when they came out with the PSP version of that game.
[''camera moves back to Chris's hand'']


[''awkward silence'']
<span style="color:blue">'''Chris:'''</span style> [''inhales sharply''] Got it with thee err, pre-release demo disc of...''[[God of War]]: Chains of Olympus''.


Girl: Smile!
[''camera moves back to Chris's face'']


[''Chris smiles weakly'']
'''Kim:''' Do you like that game?


Girl: [''laughs'']
<span style="color:blue">'''Chris:'''</span style> Yeah! It was fun. I completed it.


Guy: What about the-- And explain the-- Explain the omega one again?
'''Kim:''' ''Ohhh.''


Chris: Got it with the, uh, pre-release demo disc of… God of War: Chains of Olympus.
<span style="color:blue">'''Chris:'''</span style> And especially, y’know, there's a fun part in the beginning, and, uh, you get to see two naked ladies, and...[[Wikipedia:Kratos (God of War)|Kratos]] basically has [[sex]] with them, but [[Semen|it shoots ''off-screen'']]—


Girl: Do you like that game?
'''Kim:''' Two naked ladies? [''laughs'']


Chris: Yeah! It was fun. I completed it.
<span style="color:blue">'''Chris:'''</span style> --and then, like, it shakes all over the place!


Girl: ''Ohhh.''
'''Guy:''' I tell ya, a game--


Chris: And especially, y’know, there's a fun part in the beginning, and, uh, you get to see two naked ladies, and… Kratos basically has sex with them, but it shoots ''off-screen''--
==Aftermath==
[[Image:Cwcgreatime.PNG|thumb|He had a great time. :D]]


Girl: Two naked ladies? [''laughs'']
[[Kim Wilson]] accidentally revealed some personally identifying information to Chris, in the form of a license plate he saw and memorized.


Chris: --and then, like, it shakes all over the place!
{{quotebox|As it's safe to tell this part of the story since I no longer have the vehicle and license plate tag, back then when he first discovered alcohol we were at the Mexican restaurant. The parking lot was really small. As we were leaving he just happened to be parked next to me. Later that night I did a call and he repeated my license plate back to me and asked me what it meant. Panicking, we got the guy playing as my boyfriend to get on the line to scare the shit out of Chris into forgetting my license plate.


Guy: I tell ya: a game--
Lesson learned, I always made the effort to park farther away even if it meant in another lot and just walked.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (LoveYouLongTime)#License Plate]]</ref>}}
{{clear}}
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009]]|nextlink=[[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There]]|}}


{{References}}
{{EmilySaga}}
{{Sweetheart Videos}}
{{Music Videos}}


{{Videos}}
[[Category: Social life]]


==External Links==
[[Category: Chris-chan videos, June 2009| 2009-06-12]]
*[http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink590.html How to make a Long Island Iced Tea]
[[Category:Field agent videos| 2009-06-12]]

Latest revision as of 21:47, 1 May 2024

Hail Satan!

On 12 June 2009, Chris visited a local Mexican restaurant along with Kim Wilson and an unknown man who apparently pretended to be her boyfriend. Chris, possibly for the first time in his life, partook of alcoholic beverages, something he had previously strongly denounced. Kim and her friend filmed clips of their time with Chris and later uploaded them to YouTube. This event has been referred to as Chris's Big Night Out.

Grip 'n' Sip

In the first video, Chris broke his 27-year period of abstaining from alcohol and had a sip (and then two tall glasses) of Long Island Iced Tea. Chris's choice isn't recommended for novice drinkers, because it contains vodka, triple sec, rum, tequila and gin (plus lemon juice, simple syrup and Coke), making it a rather strong cocktail to start off on. Chris probably chose it because he assumed, due to its name, that it was literally just iced tea with some alcohol in it. Note that, when he swallows the drink, he performs the same reaction as when he recycles his navy.


CWC Grip 'n' Sip
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Chris Loves The Nightlife


“ Mmm! Goes down salty. ”

Transcript

What was going through Chris's mind.

["Te Quiero Igual Que Ayer - Bachata" by Monty & Alexandria plays in the background]

Kim: So...so what do you have right now, Chris?

Chris: Long Island Iced Tea.

[The camera is turned sideways]

Guy: Say that one more time?

Chris: Long Island Iced Tea.

Guy: All right...rock it!

Kim: Okay!

[Chris shuts his eyes and takes a tiny sip]

Kim: What do you think of it?

[Chris swallows the sip with some difficulty]

Chris: Mmm! Goes down salty.

Kim: It's kinda salty?

Chris: Yep...but it's pretty tasty.

Kim: Yeah.

Guy: Rock on! All right!

Girl: So...look excited!

[Chris smiles almost imperceptibly]

Kim: [laughs] You don't look very excited!

Guy: No, "excited"--no, "excited"--"excited” is--[video cuts off in the middle of a word]

Chris Loves The Nightlife

In another notable video, Chris dances around and sings "I Love the Nightlife". While it's not surprising that Chris still thinks he can sing, it's shocking that he visited a club, since he's said before that he would never do such a thing.

It should come as no surprise to anyone - except perhaps Chris - that "I Love the Nightlife" is a song with a large gay following. Long-time trolls will notice that Chris made use of this same song during his CWC only accepts IN-PERSON FEMALE Encounters video. It should be noted that this song was also featured in several episodes of The Simpsons, like the Long Island Iced Tea he drank during the course of the evening, further proving that Chris has never had an original thought ever.


Chris Loves The Night Life~!
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Sonichu Rocks!


“ I love the nightlife! I've got to boogAY! ”

Transcript

[Video starts in the quarter-middle of Chris's performance of "I Love the Nightlife", his voice sporadically cracking and his arms periodically flailing throughout]

DJ: Ah, yes, indeed! Christopher!

Sonichu Rocks!

(oops i almost forgot)
Sonichu Rocks!
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Chris's Big Black Balloon


Transcript

Chris: --[S]onichu's still rockin' in my head!

Kim: [laughs]

Chris's Big Black Balloon

(Chrissy)
Chris's Big Black Balloon
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Chris and His PSP


Transcript

Kim: [presumably to Chris] --[r]ight now.

Chris: Like a balloon!

Kim: [laughs]

Guy: [to Chris] Y'all catch a balloon fish?

Man in Background: Whoop! Whoop!

Guy: [to a passing bro] Hey, dude—check it out! He got a fish!

Bro: Oh.

Kim: [laughs again]

Chris and His PSP

(Chrischan)
Chris and His PSP
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Don't Trust Any Homos Over There


“ You get to see two naked ladies. ”

Transcript

Chris: ...o the, of the winning videos of the PaRapper the Rapper contest when it came out on the PSP version of that game.

[camera moves to show Chris's face]

Kim: Smile!

[Chris pulls a creepy smile]

Kim: [laughs]

Guy: What about the err, explain, explain the omega one again.

[camera moves back to Chris's hand]

Chris: [inhales sharply] Got it with thee err, pre-release demo disc of...God of War: Chains of Olympus.

[camera moves back to Chris's face]

Kim: Do you like that game?

Chris: Yeah! It was fun. I completed it.

Kim: Ohhh.

Chris: And especially, y’know, there's a fun part in the beginning, and, uh, you get to see two naked ladies, and...Kratos basically has sex with them, but it shoots off-screen—

Kim: Two naked ladies? [laughs]

Chris: --and then, like, it shakes all over the place!

Guy: I tell ya, a game--

Aftermath

He had a great time. :D

Kim Wilson accidentally revealed some personally identifying information to Chris, in the form of a license plate he saw and memorized.

As it's safe to tell this part of the story since I no longer have the vehicle and license plate tag, back then when he first discovered alcohol we were at the Mexican restaurant. The parking lot was really small. As we were leaving he just happened to be parked next to me. Later that night I did a call and he repeated my license plate back to me and asked me what it meant. Panicking, we got the guy playing as my boyfriend to get on the line to scare the shit out of Chris into forgetting my license plate.

Lesson learned, I always made the effort to park farther away even if it meant in another lot and just walked.[1]

⇐ Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009 Chris's videos Don't Trust Any Homos Over There ⇒


References

  1. ↑ Kiwi Farms posts (LoveYouLongTime)#License Plate
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