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==Second | ==Second Profile== | ||
===Version 1=== | |||
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====My Self-Summary==== | |||
I'm young at heart. I have a comic book series. I would enjoy the company of a beautiful woman who likes some of the things I do. I also like to have fun when I am able to, and do acts of kindness when possible. | |||
I graduated from high school on the Honor Roll, and I have graduated from Piedmong Virginia Community College with a Degree and a Certificate in Computer Aided Drafting and Design. When it comes to what I can offer, I can seriously promise care, respect, empathy, and love. I think that (most) women deserve the world, and I would do my best to give it to them. | |||
I am looking for a woman who is honest and will love me for me; a woman with a happy, positive personality, young at heart, pretty, 21-28-years old, lives in, or around, the Charlottesville or Ruckersville (both in the state of Virginia) areas, smoke-free, non-black and single. | |||
'''Now in Spanish''' | |||
Yo soy joven en mi corizon. Yo tengo un serie de libros comicos. Me gusta la compaña de una mujer bonita quién la gusta mas o menos de las cosas me gusta. Me gusta tener diversion cuando posible, y hago hechos de benevolencia cuando posible. | |||
Yo gradue de me escuela secundarie con Honor Roll, y gradue desde Piedmont Virginia Community College con un tÃtulo y certificado en Computer Aided Drafting & Design. Yo prometo cuidar, respetar, empatÃa y amor. Yo penso que (muchas) mujers ameriten el mundo, ye yo querÃa hacer mi mejor para dar lo por ellas. | |||
Yo estoy buscando por una mujer honesta y va a amor mi por mi; una mujer con una personalidad feliz y positiva, joven en su corizon, bonita, tenga 21-28 anos, resida en, o cerca de, Charlottesville o Ruckersvlle, VA, Sin Fumar, no es negra y soltero. | |||
====What I’m doing with my life==== | |||
I'm keeping it real; taking it one day at a time working on my projects and helping my family. | |||
====I’m really good at==== | |||
Drawing, writing, crafting, making well-thought decisions, heavy lifting and other things. | |||
====The first things people usually notice about me==== | |||
I would have to give it to my face, especially in in-person times. When I look at other people, I notice their faces first most often. | |||
====My favorite books, movies, music, and food==== | |||
Goosebumps or Fear Street Novels from R.L. Stein; "Mary Poppins" is my favorite movie of all time; I like most kinds of music (but my favorite singer is Britney Spears); Mac & Cheese, Grilled Chicken. | |||
====The six things I could never do without==== | |||
-(After I've found the one) My Girlfriend/Sweetheart. | |||
<br>-My Video Games (PS3, PSP, DS and Wii, and all of my older consoles). | |||
<br>-My creative genius. | |||
<br>-My good health. | |||
<br>(Not sure about the final two) | |||
====I spend a lot of time thinking about==== | |||
How and where to socialize better. | |||
====On a typical Friday night I am==== | |||
At home playing my "Sonichu's Adventures" on LittleBiGPlanet, or Guitar Hero or the current video game I'm playing. | |||
====The most private thing I’m willing to admit here==== | |||
'''Now in Spanish''' | |||
Yo soy autÃstico altamente funcionales, y estoy un virgen esperando por mi novia bonita. | |||
====You should message me if==== | |||
You're A) 21-28 years old, B) not black (no personal offense), C) NOT a Smoker, D) Honest, Compassionate and Pretty, E) no taller than 5'10" and F) (the old expression) Boyfriend-Free. | |||
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Revision as of 20:07, 9 May 2010
OkCupid is one of the more popular dating websites, and matches people based on how they respond to questions that they may answer at their leisure. Unlike sites such as Match.com, OkCupid allows users to message and search each other for free, only charging for perks like ad removal and unlimited inbox space. Like so many other dating websites before, it has been infected by the plague that is Christian Chandler.
First Profile
Chris created his first OkCupid profile in late February 2009. He gave up on it very quickly — his final login was in early March, and he never answered any of the questions or quizzes that the site uses to build a personality profile of each user. It's likely he quit using it after girls failed to flood his inbox with offers of true and honest love. In the usual Chris style, the profile is woefully incomplete, featuring only a very brief personal summary, and a looking-for box in which he checked every available option, including "casual sex."
Chris has recently created a second profile which is 10 times worse.
Profile Text
I am Autistic, Fun, and Creative.
My Self-Summary
I'm young at heart. I'm currently writing a comic book, and I've written quite a few issues so far. I am a bit shy, but I would enjoy the company of a beautiful girl who likes some of the things I do. I also like to have fun when I can, and I don't really like to be alone.
I graduated from high school on the Honor Roll, and I am doing very well at PVCC. A lot of men make false promises to their girlfriends, but I am totally different. When it comes to what I can offer, I can seriously promise care, respect, empathy, and love. I think that (most) girls deserve the world, and I would do my best to give it to them.
I haven't had the best of luck with girlfriends in my past. There was a lot of lying and backstabbing done to me, and I'm looking for someone who is honest and will love me for me. Who I'd like to meet: Someone with a happy, positive personality, young at heart, very pretty, 18-23-years old, lives in, or around, the Charlottesville or Ruckersville (both in the state of Virginia) areas, smoke-free, non-alcholoic, white and does not already have a Boyfriend.
Looking for: New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals, Casual sex
Note: OKCupid has a variety of other fields such as religion, height, race, etc. Chris left all of these blank.
Second Profile
Version 1
Profile 1 |
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My Self-SummaryI'm young at heart. I have a comic book series. I would enjoy the company of a beautiful woman who likes some of the things I do. I also like to have fun when I am able to, and do acts of kindness when possible. I graduated from high school on the Honor Roll, and I have graduated from Piedmong Virginia Community College with a Degree and a Certificate in Computer Aided Drafting and Design. When it comes to what I can offer, I can seriously promise care, respect, empathy, and love. I think that (most) women deserve the world, and I would do my best to give it to them. I am looking for a woman who is honest and will love me for me; a woman with a happy, positive personality, young at heart, pretty, 21-28-years old, lives in, or around, the Charlottesville or Ruckersville (both in the state of Virginia) areas, smoke-free, non-black and single. Now in Spanish Yo soy joven en mi corizon. Yo tengo un serie de libros comicos. Me gusta la compaña de una mujer bonita quién la gusta mas o menos de las cosas me gusta. Me gusta tener diversion cuando posible, y hago hechos de benevolencia cuando posible. Yo gradue de me escuela secundarie con Honor Roll, y gradue desde Piedmont Virginia Community College con un tÃtulo y certificado en Computer Aided Drafting & Design. Yo prometo cuidar, respetar, empatÃa y amor. Yo penso que (muchas) mujers ameriten el mundo, ye yo querÃa hacer mi mejor para dar lo por ellas. Yo estoy buscando por una mujer honesta y va a amor mi por mi; una mujer con una personalidad feliz y positiva, joven en su corizon, bonita, tenga 21-28 anos, resida en, o cerca de, Charlottesville o Ruckersvlle, VA, Sin Fumar, no es negra y soltero. What I’m doing with my lifeI'm keeping it real; taking it one day at a time working on my projects and helping my family. I’m really good atDrawing, writing, crafting, making well-thought decisions, heavy lifting and other things. The first things people usually notice about meI would have to give it to my face, especially in in-person times. When I look at other people, I notice their faces first most often. My favorite books, movies, music, and foodGoosebumps or Fear Street Novels from R.L. Stein; "Mary Poppins" is my favorite movie of all time; I like most kinds of music (but my favorite singer is Britney Spears); Mac & Cheese, Grilled Chicken. The six things I could never do without-(After I've found the one) My Girlfriend/Sweetheart.
I spend a lot of time thinking aboutHow and where to socialize better. On a typical Friday night I amAt home playing my "Sonichu's Adventures" on LittleBiGPlanet, or Guitar Hero or the current video game I'm playing. The most private thing I’m willing to admit hereNow in Spanish Yo soy autÃstico altamente funcionales, y estoy un virgen esperando por mi novia bonita. You should message me ifYou're A) 21-28 years old, B) not black (no personal offense), C) NOT a Smoker, D) Honest, Compassionate and Pretty, E) no taller than 5'10" and F) (the old expression) Boyfriend-Free. |
External Links
STUFF SHIT HERE.