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[[Image:ChrisSanta.jpg|thumb|right|Only in Chris's dreams.]] | [[Image:ChrisSanta.jpg|thumb|right|Only in Chris's dreams.]] | ||
'''"I Want a Girlfriend for Christmas"''' is [[Chris]]'s [[Christmas]] poem from ''[[Sonichu's News Dash]]'' #6, dated 4 December [[2004]]. | '''"I Want a Girlfriend for Christmas"''' is [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]]'s [[Christmas]] poem from ''[[Sonichu's News Dash!]]'' #6, dated 4 December [[2004]]. | ||
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Revision as of 16:00, 25 May 2019
"I Want a Girlfriend for Christmas" is Chris's Christmas poem from Sonichu's News Dash! #6, dated 4 December 2004.
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I want a girlfriend for Christmas, now and forevermore.
I want a girlfriend for Christmas, so I won’t be lonely anymore.
She should be 18-22.
And she ought to be Boyfriend-Free too.
Why do all the Jerks get all the pretty girls,
Leaving me with none to choose from.
I want a girlfriend for Christmas, to share my love, oh.
I want a girlfriend for Christmas, to kiss under the mistletoe.
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