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'''THAT IS MY HOUSE''', aka '''ECV 00193''', is a video uploaded 27 [[August 2009]] in which [[Chris]] demands footage of his [[14 Branchland Court|house]] be removed from the [[Internet]].
[[File:DeathStarCam7.jpg|thumb|200px|[[Star Wars|Do you ''realize''...? Do... you... '''realize''' something? Let me tell you: If the Rebel Alliance sees those Death Star plans, that you put in the damn droid, they could destroy our base, and we would have to move out of it...?]]]]


Chris took down the video not too long afterward, only for it be re-uploaded by [[troll]] [[TheCWCvilleLibrary|archivists]]. On 29 August 2009, an uncut version of the video featuring [[Bob Chandler|Chris's father]] was acquired by [[Vivian Gee]] and [[PS3/How the PS3 is Hacked|leaked]] onto [[YouTube]].
'''THAT IS MY HOUSE''', aka '''ECV 00193''', is a video uploaded on 27 [[August 2009]], in which [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] demands footage of his [[14 Branchland Court|house]] be removed from the [[internet]] [[Chris and anger|in a calm and concise manner]].


==Description==
Chris took down the video not too long afterward, only for it be re-uploaded by [[troll]] [[YouTube#Fan archives and leaks|archivists]]. On 29 August 2009, an uncut version of the video featuring [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] was acquired by [[Vivian Gee]] and [[PS3/How the PS3 is Hacked|leaked]] onto [[YouTube]].


{{quotebox|I was Already In Deep Enough, but THIS IS TOO DEEP! GET ALL MY HOUSE IMAGES OFF THE INTERNET!
In January of 2024, meme edits of the video began circulating on YouTube, often replacing Chris and Bob with fictional characters or placing them in alternative settings.


I am counting on ALL FULL Positive Cooperation in this major matter.
==YouTube Version==
 
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Christian Weston Chandler, August 17 [sic], 2009 }}
 
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===Transcript===
===Description===
{{quotebox|I was Already In Deep Enough, but THIS IS TOO DEEP! GET ALL MY HOUSE IMAGES OFF THE INTERNET!


''[Chris races into frame, obviously angry and upset- he begins speaking quietly, but gradually gets louder]''
I am counting on ALL FULL Positive Cooperation in this major matter.


This does not even deserve a [[Captain's Log]] introduction, ''[dramatic [[glasses]] removal]'' BECAUSE this is DEAD SERIOUS. The [[Tour of Chris's house|inside and outside tour]] I did A FEW MONTHS ago of my house, everyone on the Internet...
Christian Weston Chandler, August 17 [sic], 2009 }}


''[Chris jumps up and suddenly begins to scream and yell in a fit of childish rage, flapping his arms as he puts louder emphasis on certain words]''
==Uncut Version==
{{quote|Shut that goddamn thing off!|Bob Chandler, addressing his old foe: that ''goddamn Internet''.}}


'''''MY [[Barbara Chandler|MOTHER]] AND MY [[Bob Chandler|FATHER]]''' ARE '''ANGRY''' AT ME!'''''
An uncut version entitled '''ECV 00192''' was posted by Vivian on 29 August 2009, where Bob walks in and scolds Chris. This is the second and last time we see Bob showing any kind of parental authority over Chris. In [[Mailbag 25]], Chris revealed that he lied to his father, telling him that he had gotten the house videos off of the Internet.


'''THEY'RE BLAMING''' IT AT ME! '''IT'S MY FAULT, I ADMIT IT!''' IT'S MY FAULT; I WANT EVERYTHING A'''''BOUT MY HOUSE'''''
We also learn the real reason why Chris's parents are concerned about the tour videos: the fear that the [https://www.gcph.info/ Health Department of Greene County] will discover the squalor of the [[14 Branchland Court|Chandler household]] and condemn it. Unsurprisingly, in typical CWC fashion, [[Chris and remorse|Chris doesn't seem to care about that]] and is only concerned that he got in trouble with his parents.


'''''OFF!<br>THE!<br>INTERNET!'''''
Also noteworthy is the fact that this marks the first Chris video explicitly featuring another living, breathing person (as opposed to [[Kimmi|an inflatable person, made of plastic]]).


''[Chris starts gesticulating ridiculously]'' I'll send in detectives! I'll send in [[Jerkops|police]]! I'll send in EVERYTHING IN MY '''[[Power|POWER]]!'''
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''[There is a noticeable jump-cut, as a result of a removed scene in which [[Bob Chandler]] enters and talks with Chris. Chris's glasses are back on his face and the door is left open from when [[Bob Walks In|Bob walked in]]. See the Uncut version below]''
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So yeah, please, get everything off the Internet...
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{{RageQuote|NowNOWNOW''NOWNOW
=== Transcript ===
'''NOWWWWWW!'''''}}
[''Chris races into the frame, obviously angry and upset; he begins speaking quietly, but gradually gets louder'']
''[Chris stomps the ground as he yells, the camera noticably shakes]''


''[He quickly calms down then holds up peace sign]''
This does not even deserve a [[Captain's Log]] introduction... [''dramatic [[Pedo-Glasses|glasses]] removal''] because this is dead serious! The [[Tour of Chris's House|inside and outside tour]] I did A FEW MONTHS ago of my house, everyone on the [[Internet]]...


[[Curse ye ha me ha|Curse]] the [[trolls]], peace to everyone else.
[''Chris jumps up and suddenly begins to scream and yell in a fit of childish rage, flapping his arms as he puts louder emphasis on certain words, sounding somewhat similar to Gilbert Gottfried'']


==Uncut==
{{RageQuote|[[Barbara Chandler|MY MOTHER]] AND [[Bob Chandler|MY FATHER]] ARE}}


{{quote|Shut that goddamn thing off!|Bob Chandler, addressing his old foe: that ''goddamn Internet''}}
'''ANGRY AT ME!''' They're BLAMING it at me! IT'S my fault, {{RageQuote|''I ADMIT IT!''}} it's my fault! I WANT everything a-{{RageQuote|'''''BOUT MY HOUSE''''' <br>''OFF!''<br>''THE!''<br>''INNERNET!''}}


An uncut version aka '''ECV 00192''' was posted by [[Vivian Gee]] on 29 August 2009, where [[Bob Chandler]] walks in and scolds Chris. This is the second, and hopefully not the last time we see, or hear, Bob showing any kind of parental authority over Chris.
[''Chris starts gesticulating ridiculously''] I'll send in detectives! I'll send in [[police]]! I'll send in EVERYTHING IN MY {{RageQuote|''[[POWER]]!''}}


We also learn the real reason why Chris's parents are concerned about the tour videos: the fear that the [http://www.vdh.state.va.us/LHD/ThomasJefferson/Greene/ Health Department of Greene County] will discover the squalor of the [[14 Branchland Court|Chandler Household]] and condemn it.  
<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''':</span> Just get it ''OFF'' the internet...


Also noteworthy is the fact that this marks the first Chris video explicitly featuring another living, breathing person (as opposed to [[Kimmi|an inflatable person, made of plastic]]).
<span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''':</span> Listen-to-me! [''muffled by Chris's "OFF THE INTERNET!"''] Listen to me.


===Video===
<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''': </span> [''his [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|expression changes rapidly]] and slowly turns to face Bob''] Yes...


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<span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''':</span> Listen to ''ME''.


<center>
<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''':</span> Yes.
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====Transcript====
<span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''':</span> Shut that goddamn thing off!


''[At 0:28, [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] opens the door and walks in]''
[''Chris [[sigh]]s and turns off his TV, unaware or indifferent to the fact that his [[PSEye|camera]] is still recording the conversation. Bob walks over to him'']


<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''': ...THAT-- GET IT '''OFF''' THE INNERNET...</span>
<span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''':</span> I don't care what you do. [''pointing at PSEye''] You get all that stuff off of there. Tonight.


<span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''': Listen-to-me!</span> ''[muffled by CWC's "OFF THE INTERNET!"]''<span style="color:FireBrick"> Listen to me.</span>
<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''':</span> I'm working on it. [''slaps hands to his side'']


<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''': </span> ''[his [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|expression changes rapidly]] and slowly turns to face Bob]''<span style="color:RoyalBlue"> Yes...</span>
<span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''':</span> Go work on it! [''points to the door, instructing Chris to go to the computer downstairs'']


<span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''': Listen to '''ME'''.</span>
<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''':</span> I am workin-


<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''': Yes.</span>
<span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''':</span> Do you ''realize''...? Do you '''''realize''''' something? Let me tell you: If the [http://www.vdh.virginia.gov/thomas-jefferson/ Health Department of Greene County]... sees those videos... that you put on the damn Internet... they could condemn our house, and we would have to move out of it...?


<span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''': Shut that goddamn thing off!</span> [walks over to Chris, as he turns off his [[PS3|PSEye]]] <span style="color:FireBrick">I don't care what you do.</span> ''[pointing at PSEye]''<span style="color:FireBrick"> You get all that stuff off of there. Tonight.</span>
<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''':</span> [''sighs''] I see.


<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''': I'm working on it.</span> ''[slaps hands to his side]''
<span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''':</span> You go get that [''nervously laughs when saying the next few words''] goddamn stuff off of there and fast!


<span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''': Go work on it!</span> ''[points to the door, instructing Chris to go to the computer downstairs]''
<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''':</span> I'm ''working'' on it! I was making a YouTube vi—uh, a vid-dya for YouTube t-tellin' ev'rybody, "get the images off of the Internet". Y'know it's not...


<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''': I am working--</span>
<span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''':</span> No...


<span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''': Do you ''realize''? Do. ''you''. '''realize''' something? Let me tell you: If the [http://www.vdh.state.va.us/LHD/ThomasJefferson/Greene/ Health Department of Greene County] sees those videos, that you put on the damn internet, they could condemn our house, and we would have to move out of it.
<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''':</span> Its—It's, ahh, ''out of my control'' [''flails arms'']


<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''':</span>'' [sighs]''<span style="color:RoyalBlue"> I see.</span>
<span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''':</span> No, ''you'' get 'em off.


<span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''': You go get that goddamn stuff off of there and fast.</span>
<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''':</span> It's out of my control! I don't know where to go! ''I DUNNO KNOW WHERE TA GO''-


<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''': I'm woorking on it! I was making a YouTube vi--uh, a vid-dya for YouTube t-tellin' ev'rybody, "Get the images off of the Internet". Y'know it's not...</span>
<span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''':</span> You loaded them up there, you unload 'em!


<span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''': Nooo...</span>
<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''':</span> I'm working on it!


<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''': Its--It's, ahh, ''out of my control''</span> ''[flails arms]''
<span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''':</span> Go ''do it''!


<span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''': No, '''you''' get 'em off.</span>
<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''':</span> ''I AM WORK'- I AM DOIN' IT... I'M STARTIN'...''


<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''': It's out of my control! I don't know where to go! ''I DUNNO KNOW WHERE TA GO!''</span>
<span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''':</span> Get in ''here'' and ''do it''!


<span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''': Yooou loaded them up there, you unload 'em!</span>
<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''':</span> I- [''sputters'']


<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''': I'm working on it!</span>
<span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''':</span> [''walks out of the room''] I'll be up all night with you if ''I have to''. You won't get any sleep until that stuff's off.


<span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''': Go do ''it!''</span>
<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''':</span> I'm working on it!


<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''': ''I AM WORK'-- I AM DOIN' IT... I'M STARTIN'...</span>
<span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''':</span> [''from outside''] Get in there and start!


<span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''': GGet in ''here'' and do ''it''!</span>
<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''':</span> ''I'M WOR-KIN' ON IT! LET ME DO THAT STUPID VIDEO SO I CAN TELL [[Trolls|E'RRYBODY]], [[True and Loyal Fanbase|IN MY COMMAND]], TO GET EVERYTHIN'- HELP ME GET EVERYTHIN' OFF THE INTERNET-''


<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''': I--</span>''[sputters]''
<span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''':</span> [''interrupting''] Listen!


<span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''':</span> ''[walks out of the room]''<span style="color:FireBrick"> I'll be up all night with you if ''I have to''. You won't get any sleep until that stuff's off.</span>
<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''':</span> -about our house!


<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''': I'll working on it!</span>
<span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''':</span> I don't wanna get kicked outta my house. By the Health Department. And what you just did was stick a [[Cutco|knife]] in our back, and kill us! [''Bob exits the room again'']


<span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''':</span> ''[from outside]''<span style="color:FireBrick"> Git in there and staart!</span>
<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''':</span> Aw'right... lemme just...


<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''': ''III'M. WOR-KIN'. ON IT! LET ME DO THAT STUPID VIDEO SO I CAN TELL [[Trolls|E'RRYBODY]], [[True_and_Loyal_Fanbase|IN MY COMMAND]], TO GET EVERYTHIN'-- HELP ME GET EVERYTHIN' OFF THE INTERNET!'--'</span>
<span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''':</span> Get that stuff ''offa'' there...


<span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''':</span> ''[interrupting]''<span style="color:FireBrick"> Listennn,</span>
<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''':</span> ''I'M '''WORK'''''-


<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''': --about our house!</span>
<span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''':</span> ...and get it offa there fast!


<span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''': I don't wanna get kicked outta ''my'' house. By the Health Department. And what you just did was stick a knife in our back, and kill us!</span> ''[Bob exits the room again]''
<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''':</span> I'm ''workin''' on it! I'm ''WORKIN''' on it! [''Chris turns his TV back on'']


<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''': Aw'right... lemme just...</span>
So yeah, please, get everything off the Internet...


<span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''': Get that ''stuff'' OFFA THERE...</span>
{{RageQuote|Now, NOW, NOW, ''NOW'', ''NOW'', ''NOOOOW!''}}


<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''': '''I'M ''WOORK'''''--</span>
[''Chris stomps the ground as he yells like a 5 year old throwing a tantrum, the camera [[Obesity|noticeably shakes]]; he then quickly calms down, then holds up the peace sign'']


<span style="color:FireBrick">'''Bob''': ...and get it offa there fast!</span>
[[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|Curse]] the [[trolls]], peace to everyone else
 
<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''': I'm WORKIN' on it! I'm ''WORKIN' '' on it!''</span></span> [Chris appears to resume recording footage for his video]''
 
''[Cut footage ends at 2:11, continuing into NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOWWWWW]''


==The Greene County Health Department responds==
==The Greene County Health Department responds==
 
In addition to creating [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Streisand_effect many, many mirrors of the videos Bob wanted cut down], some more intrepid viewers actually did contact the Greene County Health Department. The Health Department did respond (3 weeks later) to one such letter, although they seemed indifferent to their living situation, citing that the Chandler's messes were firmly confined within their home and seemingly not affecting their community. They stated that their decision to live in a garbage house full of dirty dishes and animal feces was part of their inalienable rights as guaranteed by the US Constitution:
In addition to creating many, many mirrors of the videos Bob wanted cut down, some more intrepid viewers actually did contact the Greene County Health Department. The Health Department did respond (3 weeks later) to one such letter, although they seemed indifferent and stated the Chandler's decision to live in a garbage house full of dirty dishes and animal feces was part of their inalienable rights as guaranteed by the US Constitution:  


{{quotebox|Dear Bob S:
{{quotebox|Dear Bob S:
Line 195: Line 180:
[http://www.vdh.state.va.us/LHD/thomasjefferson/ Thomas Jefferson Health District]}}
[http://www.vdh.state.va.us/LHD/thomasjefferson/ Thomas Jefferson Health District]}}


==Current state of the Chandler household==
This raises the question of whether Chris is properly informed about the risks to his health and all of his rights as a disabled person (especially the right to [[Chris and mental healthcare|humane psychiatric treatment]] that would help him live on his own), although this probably isn't a matter for the Health Department.
 
In [[Mailbag 25]] Chris revealed that he lied to his Father, telling him that he had gotten the house vids off of the internet.  While there is little chance of the Chandler pig sty actually being condemned we can expect a shitstorm very soon. The next time Chris misses a few days in a row of his comic, it may be because Bob learned the house vids were still up and cut down the internet.


==Fan videos==
==Fan videos==
 
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|{{Infobox/Fanvideo
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| stardate      = 09 [[January 2010]]
| maker          = [[Liquid Chris]]
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| type          = Remix to "TiK ToK" by Ke$ha
| info          = Arguably the most popular fan video of them all.}}
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| name          = BUST A CHRIS
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| Stardate      = 27 August 2009
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| Maker          = [[Vivian Gee]]
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| Subject        =
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| Other Info    = [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JuVHCJVYf4 The original song]
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|{{Infobox/Fanvideo
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name          = "That's My House!" - Ca. 1912 Silent Film Starring Christian and Robert Chandler
| name          = "That's My House!" - Ca. 1912 Silent Film Starring Christian and Robert Chandler
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| video          = {{#ev:youtube|csQWQzpfDBc}}
| Stardate       = 27 August 2009
| stardate       = 27 [[August 2009]]
| Maker         = [http://www.youtube.com/user/tregnier279 tregnier279]
| maker         = [http://www.youtube.com/user/tregnier279 tregnier279]
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| subject       =  
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| info          = }}
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|-
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|{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name          = CWC-Tok (Presented to You by Christian Weston Chandler)
| name          = (YTPMV) THAT IS MY GENTLEMENTLEMEN
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|7V1gEjtmm9M}}
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|dFUikkbOf40}}
| Stardate       = 09 January 2010
| stardate      = 25 [[April 2011]]
| Maker         = [[Liquid Chris]]
| maker          = [http://www.youtube.com/user/RainingMetal?feature=mhum RainingMetal]
| Subject        =  
| subject        =
| Video Type    = Remix
| type          = YouTube Poop Music Video}}
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|{{Infobox/Fanvideo
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name          = Christian Weston Chandler vs Darth Bob
| name          = Duke Nukem meets Chris-chan
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|NcBSyaWnk9I}}
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|vnnQor5iecc}}
| stardate       = 25 [[March 2016]]
| Stardate       = 17 September 2010
| maker         = [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCI2gRuUl9SVnjsfMOwoXXDA Griffin Law]
| Maker         = AnimuAnimalia
| type          = (Film) Parody
| Subject        =  
| info          = Bob as [[Star Wars|Darth Vader]].}}
| Video Type    = Chris Chan Forever
|-
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| name          = Chris Chan and Bob fight but its Pirate voices
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|w73aHGYTzxU}}
| stardate       = 18 [[November 2023]]
| maker         = [http://www.youtube.com/@DockingTwo DockingTwo]
| type          = Parody}}
|}


==See also==
==See also==
*[[Bob Walks In]]
*[[Bob Walks In]]
*[[Chris and negotiation]]
*[[Look, I Am helping my mother and I with the monies]]
*[[Take that Page DOWN NOW!]]
*[[Take that Page DOWN NOW!]]
*[[Tour of Chris's House]]
*[[Tour of Chris's House]]
*[[LoveYouLongTime E-mails, 2009#My mother and my father are angry with me!]], an email dated around the time the video was uploaded


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Revision as of 21:11, 19 January 2024

Do you realize...? Do... you... realize something? Let me tell you: If the Rebel Alliance sees those Death Star plans, that you put in the damn droid, they could destroy our base, and we would have to move out of it...?

THAT IS MY HOUSE, aka ECV 00193, is a video uploaded on 27 August 2009, in which Chris demands footage of his house be removed from the internet in a calm and concise manner.

Chris took down the video not too long afterward, only for it be re-uploaded by troll archivists. On 29 August 2009, an uncut version of the video featuring Bob was acquired by Vivian Gee and leaked onto YouTube.

In January of 2024, meme edits of the video began circulating on YouTube, often replacing Chris and Bob with fictional characters or placing them in alternative settings.

YouTube Version

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WARNING! This video features EXTREME levels of Tard Rage.


THAT IS MY HOUSE
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Direct link YouTube, archive
Stardate 27 August 2009
Subject Matter WebsiteWebsite The Internet
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ECV 00192


Description

I was Already In Deep Enough, but THIS IS TOO DEEP! GET ALL MY HOUSE IMAGES OFF THE INTERNET!

I am counting on ALL FULL Positive Cooperation in this major matter.

Christian Weston Chandler, August 17 [sic], 2009

Uncut Version

“ Shut that goddamn thing off! ”
Bob Chandler, addressing his old foe: that goddamn Internet.

An uncut version entitled ECV 00192 was posted by Vivian on 29 August 2009, where Bob walks in and scolds Chris. This is the second and last time we see Bob showing any kind of parental authority over Chris. In Mailbag 25, Chris revealed that he lied to his father, telling him that he had gotten the house videos off of the Internet.

We also learn the real reason why Chris's parents are concerned about the tour videos: the fear that the Health Department of Greene County will discover the squalor of the Chandler household and condemn it. Unsurprisingly, in typical CWC fashion, Chris doesn't seem to care about that and is only concerned that he got in trouble with his parents.

Also noteworthy is the fact that this marks the first Chris video explicitly featuring another living, breathing person (as opposed to an inflatable person, made of plastic).

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WARNING! This video features EXTREME levels of Tard Rage.


ECV 00192
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Stardate 29 August 2009
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Transcript

[Chris races into the frame, obviously angry and upset; he begins speaking quietly, but gradually gets louder]

This does not even deserve a Captain's Log introduction... [dramatic glasses removal] because this is dead serious! The inside and outside tour I did A FEW MONTHS ago of my house, everyone on the Internet...

[Chris jumps up and suddenly begins to scream and yell in a fit of childish rage, flapping his arms as he puts louder emphasis on certain words, sounding somewhat similar to Gilbert Gottfried]


MY MOTHER AND MY FATHER ARE


ANGRY AT ME! They're BLAMING it at me! IT'S my fault,

I ADMIT IT!


it's my fault! I WANT everything a-

BOUT MY HOUSE
OFF!
THE!
INNERNET!


[Chris starts gesticulating ridiculously] I'll send in detectives! I'll send in police! I'll send in EVERYTHING IN MY

POWER!


Chris: Just get it OFF the internet...

Bob: Listen-to-me! [muffled by Chris's "OFF THE INTERNET!"] Listen to me.

Chris: [his expression changes rapidly and slowly turns to face Bob] Yes...

Bob: Listen to ME.

Chris: Yes.

Bob: Shut that goddamn thing off!

[Chris sighs and turns off his TV, unaware or indifferent to the fact that his camera is still recording the conversation. Bob walks over to him]

Bob: I don't care what you do. [pointing at PSEye] You get all that stuff off of there. Tonight.

Chris: I'm working on it. [slaps hands to his side]

Bob: Go work on it! [points to the door, instructing Chris to go to the computer downstairs]

Chris: I am workin-

Bob: Do you realize...? Do you realize something? Let me tell you: If the Health Department of Greene County... sees those videos... that you put on the damn Internet... they could condemn our house, and we would have to move out of it...?

Chris: [sighs] I see.

Bob: You go get that [nervously laughs when saying the next few words] goddamn stuff off of there and fast!

Chris: I'm working on it! I was making a YouTube vi—uh, a vid-dya for YouTube t-tellin' ev'rybody, "get the images off of the Internet". Y'know it's not...

Bob: No...

Chris: Its—It's, ahh, out of my control [flails arms]

Bob: No, you get 'em off.

Chris: It's out of my control! I don't know where to go! I DUNNO KNOW WHERE TA GO-

Bob: You loaded them up there, you unload 'em!

Chris: I'm working on it!

Bob: Go do it!

Chris: I AM WORK'- I AM DOIN' IT... I'M STARTIN'...

Bob: Get in here and do it!

Chris: I- [sputters]

Bob: [walks out of the room] I'll be up all night with you if I have to. You won't get any sleep until that stuff's off.

Chris: I'm working on it!

Bob: [from outside] Get in there and start!

Chris: I'M WOR-KIN' ON IT! LET ME DO THAT STUPID VIDEO SO I CAN TELL E'RRYBODY, IN MY COMMAND, TO GET EVERYTHIN'- HELP ME GET EVERYTHIN' OFF THE INTERNET-

Bob: [interrupting] Listen!

Chris: -about our house!

Bob: I don't wanna get kicked outta my house. By the Health Department. And what you just did was stick a knife in our back, and kill us! [Bob exits the room again]

Chris: Aw'right... lemme just...

Bob: Get that stuff offa there...

Chris: I'M WORK-

Bob: ...and get it offa there fast!

Chris: I'm workin on it! I'm WORKIN on it! [Chris turns his TV back on]

So yeah, please, get everything off the Internet...


Now, NOW, NOW, NOW, NOW, NOOOOW!


[Chris stomps the ground as he yells like a 5 year old throwing a tantrum, the camera noticeably shakes; he then quickly calms down, then holds up the peace sign]

Curse the trolls, peace to everyone else

The Greene County Health Department responds

In addition to creating many, many mirrors of the videos Bob wanted cut down, some more intrepid viewers actually did contact the Greene County Health Department. The Health Department did respond (3 weeks later) to one such letter, although they seemed indifferent to their living situation, citing that the Chandler's messes were firmly confined within their home and seemingly not affecting their community. They stated that their decision to live in a garbage house full of dirty dishes and animal feces was part of their inalienable rights as guaranteed by the US Constitution:

Dear Bob S:

Thank you for your interest in this situation. The challenge is to clarify if the conditions at this residence are a risk to the public's health or if they are personal risks accepted by the individuals that choose to live there.

Public Health relates to the general health of a community. When diseases can be transmitted from person to person or when the health risk affects the community, regulations have normally been enacted to address these public health threats. Even so, the individual's right to choose is protected by the Constitution. We know smoking greatly increases the risk of cancer and heart disease, yet individuals continue to choose to smoke. Regulations are in place to minimize public exposure to contaminated or mishandled foods, yet some individuals still choose to eat raw hamburger. In the case you've brought to our attention, the "deplorable conditions" you refer to appear to be confined to the individual residence and are the choice of those that live there. They do not appear to effect the health of the community. There are no specific health regulations that address individual choices in private living conditions.

We have contacted the building official to see if any building, zoning of fire prevention laws apply and were informed that they did not. We also contacted the Greene County Attorney to see if he knew of any County ordinances that would be applicable. He did not know of any. We also contacted adult protective services to make sure they are aware of the situation.

Please contact me if I can be of further assistance.

Jeffrey T. McDaniel
Environmental Health Manager
Thomas Jefferson Health District

This raises the question of whether Chris is properly informed about the risks to his health and all of his rights as a disabled person (especially the right to humane psychiatric treatment that would help him live on his own), although this probably isn't a matter for the Health Department.

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Videos for trolls

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Lady Managers: Doxing Jeff/Francine | Thank You, Jeff, and I accept your apology. | Update 1/17/2016 | Jeff is Beyond Denounced.

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