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"'''I Am The TRUE, Original CCWC'''" (officially "'''I Am The TRUE, Original Christopher Christian Weston Chandler; No Ifs, Ands or Buts'''") is a video uploaded on 26 [[2009#July|July 2009]] by | [[File:DuckFoundTomDrum.png|thumb|250px|right|Artist's impression of Chris's [[Duck]] locating "SOME [[China|TOM-TOM]] TO [[Chris and Sex|POUND]]!!!!!" - whatever that meant.]] | ||
"'''I Am The TRUE, Original CCWC'''" (officially "'''I Am The TRUE, Original Christopher Christian Weston Chandler; No Ifs, Ands or Buts'''") is a video uploaded on 26 [[2009#July|July 2009]] by Chris, in which he redefines the word [[Homos|gay]], showcases his artwork to demonstrate his authenticity and finishes with a vicious attack on the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]]. | |||
==Summary== | ==Summary== | ||
[[Image:I Am The TRUE, Original.jpg|thumb|240px| | [[Image:I Am The TRUE, Original.jpg|thumb|240px|Chris shows off his [[Scrapbook of Fail]].]] | ||
The video opens with | The video opens with Chris standing in his room, wearing his [[Chris and fashion#Wardrobe|red shirt with blue and gray stripes]], [[Pedo-Glasses]], [[Medallions of Fail#Mark 3|Sonichu medallion]] and his [[Amnyfest Ring]]. Chris announces he is "here to dispel a big, fat thing". He then explains that the [[It's UGH!|two videos]] of him singing along to "Ok2bgay" by Tomboy were the result of blackmail, and that he felt quite nauseous about the whole thing. Chris tells us he was (mis)informed that "Ok2bgay" was "a mockery", and so his performance was in a similar vein—in fact, it was comparable to comedy legends ''[[Monty Python]]''. | ||
From this, he somehow reasons that, since he was mocking being gay as stupid, his true message was it's okay to be stupid. He then feels obliged to assert his own heterosexuality by screaming "I AM STRAIGHT!", although the rhetorical question of whether | From this, he somehow reasons that, since he was mocking being gay as stupid, his true message was it's okay to be stupid. He then feels obliged to assert his own heterosexuality by screaming "I AM STRAIGHT!", although the rhetorical question of whether Chris looks gay is met with hesitation before a shake of the head. Confusing the word "accusation" with another similar word, he also demands the cessation of "acquisition messages". We are also reminded that any dissing of Chris [[Do Not Dis C Ville|is also a diss of CWCville and Charlottesville]]. This is all achieved with multiple jump cuts, dramatic removal of and discarding of his glasses, wild gesticulation and [[YouTube]] video annotations. Speaking of which, this video is unique with regards to the sheer number of annotations Chris incorporates into it - Chris's videos usually don't have any annotations, even when he is raging. It is possible that the additional effort of writing annotations for videos causes Chris too much [[stress]], leading him to more or less abandon them after attempting to use them in this video. | ||
Chris then defends himself from accusations of being an impostor by going through the [[Scrapbook of Fail]] and displaying (allegedly) original art from the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comics]] while providing commentary. | |||
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==Video== | ==Video== | ||
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{{Infobox/video | {{Infobox/video | ||
| name = I Am The TRUE, Original CCWC | | name = I Am The TRUE, Original CCWC | ||
| | | ytid = XxWDwHvksOM | ||
| stardate = 29 [[July 2009]] | | stardate = 29 [[July 2009]] | ||
| maker = | | maker = Chris | ||
| style = {{Rage|text}} | | style = {{Rage|text}} | ||
| saga = {{Liquid|text}} | | saga = {{Liquid|text}} | ||
| subject = {{Homos|text}} | |||
| shirt = {{VertRedShirt|text}} | | shirt = {{VertRedShirt|text}} | ||
| previous = [[CWC "Boyfriend"]] | | previous = [[CWC "Boyfriend"]] | ||
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[''jump cut''] | [''jump cut''] | ||
[[Image:ChrisAnnotations.jpg|thumb|This is why [[YouTube]] made annotations: so | [[Image:ChrisAnnotations.jpg|thumb|This is why [[YouTube]] made annotations: so Chris can communicate the need for "[[Women's rights|liberated]] vag".]] | ||
The whole premise was stupid and that's what I went with. Stupid! I am straight! [''annotations: ''<span style="background-color:#dddddd">I AM [[Homos|STRAIGHT]]!!!!!!!!!</span>, <span style="background-color:#dddddd">I LOVE [[Ivy|NATURAL WOMAN BREASTS]]!!!!!</span>, <span style="background-color:#dddddd">GIVE ME LIBERATED [[China|VAG]]!!!!!</span> and <span style="background-color:#dddddd">MY [[Duck|DUCK]] HUNGERS FOR [[China|TOM-TOM]] TO POUND!!!!!</span>] Would I even be doing this if I— | The whole premise was stupid and that's what I went with. Stupid! I am straight! [''annotations: ''<span style="background-color:#dddddd">I AM [[Homos|STRAIGHT]]!!!!!!!!!</span>, <span style="background-color:#dddddd">I LOVE [[Ivy|NATURAL WOMAN BREASTS]]!!!!!</span>, <span style="background-color:#dddddd">GIVE ME LIBERATED [[China|VAG]]!!!!!</span> and <span style="background-color:#dddddd">MY [[Duck|DUCK]] HUNGERS FOR [[China|TOM-TOM]] TO POUND!!!!!</span>] Would I even be doing this if I— | ||
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And look at me. Do I look like [''shakes head in disagreement'']—''' | And look at me. Do I look like... [''shakes head in disagreement'']—'''NO! MORE! Of those stupid [[Speech impediment|acquisition]] messages!''' | ||
[''jump cut''] | [''jump cut''] | ||
Get it through your '''fucking'''... '''individual'''... '''damn'''... '''dirty'''... | Get it through your '''fucking'''... '''individual'''... '''damn'''... '''dirty'''... {{RageQuote|SKULLS!}} '''I'''... '''am'''... '''STRAIGHT!''' | ||
[''jump cut''] | [''jump cut''] | ||
[[Do Not Dis C Ville|Do not diss me any more!]] Or you will further diss [[CWCville]] and the city of [[Charlottesville]]! | [[Do Not Dis C Ville|Do not diss me any more!]] Or you will further diss-''[[Speech impediment|s-ss]]'' [[CWCville]] and the city of [[Charlottesville]]! | ||
====A history (1:44 to 4:11)==== | ====A history (1:44 to 4:11)==== | ||
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[''jump cut''] | [''jump cut''] | ||
[[ | [[File:Sonichu - Issue 0, Cover.jpg|thumb|right|60px]] | ||
But anyway, also, to prove another point that I am indeed the real Christian Weston Chandler. And that I am not that damn fucking [[CChanSonichuCWC|imposter in brown]]! I am going to show you a history | But anyway, also, to prove another point that I am indeed the real Christian Weston Chandler. And that I am not that damn fucking [[CChanSonichuCWC|imposter in brown]]! I am going to show you a history [''produces a black folder with the cover picture from [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]] on the cover, shakes his head like a smug, retarded tortoise, and raises the pitch of his voice considerably''] of close-ups. A close-up history. Let's have a look in here, shall we? | ||
[''jump cut to a close up of the Sonichu 0 cover''] | [''jump cut to a close up of the ''Sonichu'' #0 cover''] | ||
Ah yes, the infamous [''totally misunderstanding the meaning of the prefix -in''] classic hand-drawn cover of the ''Number 0'' book. You can never, ever copy the hand-drawn styles. No matter how hard you try. | Ah yes, the infamous [''totally misunderstanding the meaning of the prefix -in''] classic hand-drawn cover of the ''Number 0'' book. You can never, ever copy the hand-drawn styles. No matter how hard you try. | ||
[''jump cut to | [''jump cut to Chris's face poking out of the right side of the frame''] | ||
My art [[Autism|speaks for me]]. Now let's look at some more. | My art [[Autism|speaks for me]]. Now let's look at some more. | ||
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Here's a one page I'm sure you remember. | Here's a one page I'm sure you remember. | ||
[[ | [[File:Sonichu - Episode 1, Page 6.jpg|right|thumb|60px]] | ||
[''jump cut to a close-up of Sonichu defeating the [[Perfect Chaos Monster]]''] | [''jump cut to a close-up of Sonichu defeating the [[Perfect Chaos Monster]]''] | ||
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[''jump cut to a close-up of Sonichu and [[Rosechu]] kissing under some fireworks''] | [''jump cut to a close-up of Sonichu and [[Rosechu]] kissing under some fireworks''] | ||
Mine and the first romantic attempt,[regurgitating something his mother must have told him] and I did an awesome fuckin' job. | Mine and the first romantic attempt, [regurgitating something his mother must have told him] and I did an awesome fuckin' job. | ||
[[ | [[File:Sonichu - Advertisement, Sonichu Adventure for Gamecube.jpg|right|thumb|60px]] | ||
[''jump cut to a close-up of the cover of ''[[Sonichu Adventure]]] | [''jump cut to a close-up of the cover of ''[[Sonichu Adventure]]''] | ||
Here's another one. | Here's another one. | ||
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[[Image:issueone.jpg|left|thumb|60px]] | [[Image:issueone.jpg|left|thumb|60px]] | ||
[''jump cut to the cover of ''Sonichu 1] | [''jump cut to the cover of ''Sonichu'' #1] | ||
"Chemical X?" | "Chemical X?" | ||
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[[Image:SchuComic2Page23.jpg|left|thumb|60px]] | [[Image:SchuComic2Page23.jpg|left|thumb|60px]] | ||
[''jump cut to a page from ''Sonichu 1] | [''jump cut to a page from ''Sonichu'' #1] | ||
Oh yeah, here comes a laugh: | Oh, yeah, here comes a laugh: | ||
"[[Random access humor|I'm Robotnik, Robotnik, du-du-du-du-du, Robotnik, Robotnik, du-du-du-du-du-duuuu]]~" | "[[Random-access humor|I'm Robotnik, Robotnik, du-du-du-du-du, Robotnik, Robotnik, du-du-du-du-du-duuuu]]~" | ||
[''laughing like a deranged lunatic at a joke not humorous to anyone but him''] "Hahahahaha!" | [''laughing like a deranged lunatic at a joke not humorous to anyone but him''] "Hahahahaha!" | ||
[[Image:SchuComic2Page35.jpg|right|thumb|60px]] | [[Image:SchuComic2Page35.jpg|right|thumb|60px]] | ||
[''jump cut to a scene from another page from ''Sonichu 1] | [''jump cut to a scene from another page from ''Sonichu'' #1] | ||
What's the difference between [[Amy Rose|Amy]] and Rosechu? Long tail. Rosechu has spikes. Amy has a red headband, Rosey has white. Her default outfit has stripes. Amy's does not. Blue and fire-engine red are their favorite colors. She prefers a different shade of red, Amy does. Now while they are going getting about, we'd like to save time and money with Get-co. | What's the difference between [[Amy Rose|Amy]] and Rosechu? Long tail. Rosechu has spikes. Amy has a red headband, Rosey has white. Her default outfit has stripes. Amy's does not. Blue and fire-engine red are their favorite colors. She prefers a different shade of red, Amy does. Now while they are going getting about, we'd like to save time and money with Get-co. | ||
[[ | [[File:Sonichu - Advertisement, Axe.jpg|left|thumb|60px]] | ||
[''jump cut to the [[Axe]] ad''] | [''jump cut to the [[Axe]] ad''] | ||
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"May I orbit your belt, sweetheart?" | "May I orbit your belt, sweetheart?" | ||
"Yeah I'll let you orbit my belt... as long as you want until midnight! Hahaha, yeah! Jackpot!" [''OH HO! Funny, Chris. Ba-zing!''] | "Yeah, I'll let you orbit my belt... as long as you want until midnight! Hahaha, yeah! Jackpot!" [''OH HO! Funny, Chris. Ba-zing!''] | ||
====A history (4:11 to 6:01)==== | ====A history (4:11 to 6:01)==== | ||
[[ | [[File:Sonichu - Episode 8, Page 14.jpg|right|thumb|60px]] | ||
[''jump cut to [[Sonichu 2#Episode 8: Christian Chandler in "Chaos & Serenity"|a scene]] from the [[Anchuent Prophecy]] arc of ''[[Sonichu 2]]] | [''jump cut to [[Sonichu 2#Episode 8: Christian Chandler in "Chaos & Serenity"|a scene]] from the [[Anchuent Prophecy]] arc of ''[[Sonichu 2]]] | ||
Anuh—[[Monty Python|And now something completely different.]] An ''Inuyasha'' parody... very good. | |||
[[ | [[File:Sonichu - Issue 3, Cover.jpg|left|thumb|60px]] | ||
[''jump cut to a closeup of the [[Chaotic Combo]] on the cover of [[Sonichu 3]]''] | [''jump cut to a closeup of the [[Chaotic Combo]] on the cover of [[Sonichu 3]]''] | ||
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[''sings'']I'm Nabeshin. My afro suits me; it's so easy to clean just wash it wash, Poemy was not the girl who ripped his tail, it was [[Mypoe]] you dang, old dorks. | [''sings'']I'm Nabeshin. My afro suits me; it's so easy to clean just wash it wash, Poemy was not the girl who ripped his tail, it was [[Mypoe]] you dang, old dorks. | ||
[[ | [[File:Sonichu - Sub-Episode 4, Page 11.jpg|right|thumb|60px]] | ||
[''jump cut to a scene from [[Sonichu 3#Sub-Episode 4: Christian Chandler in "McAttack"|"McAttack"]] featuring a replica of [[Chris-chan Sonichu]] made of [[pixelblocks|Lego bricks and Pixelblocks]'']] | [''jump cut to a scene from [[Sonichu 3#Sub-Episode 4: Christian Chandler in "McAttack"|"McAttack"]] featuring a replica of [[Chris-chan Sonichu]] made of [[pixelblocks|Lego bricks and Pixelblocks]'']] | ||
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[[Image:Sonichu05-P18.jpg|right|thumb|60px]] | [[Image:Sonichu05-P18.jpg|right|thumb|60px]] | ||
[''jump cut to a picture of [[Megan|Sailor Megtune]] and her Megagi La Skunk''] | [''jump cut to a picture of [[Megan|Sailor Megtune]] and her [[Megagi La Skunk]]''] | ||
In the name of all hearts in the universe— | In the name of all hearts in the universe— | ||
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[''jump cut to image of [[Megan]] and Chris from [[Sonichu 7]]''] | [''jump cut to image of [[Megan]] and Chris from [[Sonichu 7]]''] | ||
Wow, he recovered quick... kind of a Goku get'em attitude. | Wow, he recovered quick... kind of a Goku get'em attitude. Too bad I was never just that too all into him. Megan... WHY?! | ||
[''jump cut to Chris''] | [''jump cut to Chris''] | ||
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[''jump cut to image of [[Kellie Andes]] from ''Sonichu 7] | [''jump cut to image of [[Kellie Andes]] from ''Sonichu 7] | ||
Kellie, | Kellie, I hope you are happy in your married life. | ||
[''jump cut to image of [[Joseph Herring]] from ''Sonichu 7] | [''jump cut to image of [[Joseph Herring]] from ''Sonichu 7] | ||
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[''jump cut to "Greta Squall" joke from ''Sonichu 8] | [''jump cut to "Greta Squall" joke from ''Sonichu 8] | ||
...leaving hundreds injured. For [[Excel Saga| | ...leaving hundreds injured. For [[Excel Saga|Rikdo FQX]], I'm Greta Squall Magironi. Keep it real and rockin' hard at SPRING BREAK! WOO! | ||
[''jump cut to cover of ''Sonichu 9] | [''jump cut to cover of ''Sonichu 9] | ||
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{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[CWC "Boyfriend"]]|nextlink=[[CWC More Than A Feeling]]|}} | {{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[CWC "Boyfriend"]]|nextlink=[[CWC More Than A Feeling]]|}} | ||
{{LiquidSaga}} | |||
{{The Cwcivil War of 2009}} | {{The Cwcivil War of 2009}} | ||
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]] | [[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]] | ||
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, July 2009| 2009-07-26]] | [[Category:Chris-chan videos, July 2009| 2009-07-26]] | ||
[[Category:Videos about homos| 2009-07-26]] | [[Category:Videos about homos| 2009-07-26]] | ||
[[Category:Liquid Saga videos| 2009-07-26]] | [[Category:Liquid Saga videos| 2009-07-26]] | ||
Latest revision as of 16:08, 8 November 2024
"I Am The TRUE, Original CCWC" (officially "I Am The TRUE, Original Christopher Christian Weston Chandler; No Ifs, Ands or Buts") is a video uploaded on 26 July 2009 by Chris, in which he redefines the word gay, showcases his artwork to demonstrate his authenticity and finishes with a vicious attack on the Man in the Pickle Suit.
Summary
The video opens with Chris standing in his room, wearing his red shirt with blue and gray stripes, Pedo-Glasses, Sonichu medallion and his Amnyfest Ring. Chris announces he is "here to dispel a big, fat thing". He then explains that the two videos of him singing along to "Ok2bgay" by Tomboy were the result of blackmail, and that he felt quite nauseous about the whole thing. Chris tells us he was (mis)informed that "Ok2bgay" was "a mockery", and so his performance was in a similar vein—in fact, it was comparable to comedy legends Monty Python.
From this, he somehow reasons that, since he was mocking being gay as stupid, his true message was it's okay to be stupid. He then feels obliged to assert his own heterosexuality by screaming "I AM STRAIGHT!", although the rhetorical question of whether Chris looks gay is met with hesitation before a shake of the head. Confusing the word "accusation" with another similar word, he also demands the cessation of "acquisition messages". We are also reminded that any dissing of Chris is also a diss of CWCville and Charlottesville. This is all achieved with multiple jump cuts, dramatic removal of and discarding of his glasses, wild gesticulation and YouTube video annotations. Speaking of which, this video is unique with regards to the sheer number of annotations Chris incorporates into it - Chris's videos usually don't have any annotations, even when he is raging. It is possible that the additional effort of writing annotations for videos causes Chris too much stress, leading him to more or less abandon them after attempting to use them in this video.
Chris then defends himself from accusations of being an impostor by going through the Scrapbook of Fail and displaying (allegedly) original art from the Sonichu comics while providing commentary.
Video
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WARNING! This video features flamboyant levels of Tard Rage. |
| I Am The TRUE, Original CCWC | |
| Direct link | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 29 July 2009 |
| Subject Matter |  Homos
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| Performance Style |  Rage
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| Saga |  Liquid Chris
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| Shirt |  Vertical Red
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| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous CWC "Boyfriend" |
next CWC More Than A Feeling |
| “ | ...and I did an awesome fuckin' job. | ” |
Transcript
Dispelling a big, fat thing (0:00 to 1:43)
Hi! [points and waves finger] Christian Weston Chandler here! And I am here to dispel a big, fat thing.
[jump cut]
The... urkay to be gay sign, nnhg....
[jump cut]
When I first read the lyrics I was being blackmailed into doing this.
[jump cut]
I felt queasy [dramatically removes glasses] from the first time I looked at the very first line [dramatically discards glasses] of that damn, dirty song. But then, later, a friend made me realize—uh, a friend told me that it was originally done as a mockery! A mockery by the damn Tomboy. A mockery! So I went with that... and did my own spin-off of [arms outstretched] Monty Python's Flying Circus! [annotation: Really Stupid Flying Donkey] So therefore when I was saying it's okay to be gaaay I was saying it's okay to be STUPID! Stupid! That's one reason why I put that message in front of the video. [annotation: Webster's Dictionary: -Gay (Adj.) 1) STUPID!!![1]] Y'know, the word is stupid! The word is STUPID!
[jump cut]
The whole premise was stupid and that's what I went with. Stupid! I am straight! [annotations: I AM STRAIGHT!!!!!!!!!, I LOVE NATURAL WOMAN BREASTS!!!!!, GIVE ME LIBERATED VAG!!!!! and MY DUCK HUNGERS FOR TOM-TOM TO POUND!!!!!] Would I even be doing this if I—
[jump cut]
And look at me. Do I look like... [shakes head in disagreement]—NO! MORE! Of those stupid acquisition messages!
[jump cut]
Get it through your fucking... individual... damn... dirty...
SKULLS!
I... am... STRAIGHT!
[jump cut]
Do not diss me any more! Or you will further diss-s-ss CWCville and the city of Charlottesville!
A history (1:44 to 4:11)
[jump cut]
But anyway, also, to prove another point that I am indeed the real Christian Weston Chandler. And that I am not that damn fucking imposter in brown! I am going to show you a history [produces a black folder with the cover picture from Sonichu #0 on the cover, shakes his head like a smug, retarded tortoise, and raises the pitch of his voice considerably] of close-ups. A close-up history. Let's have a look in here, shall we?
[jump cut to a close up of the Sonichu #0 cover]
Ah yes, the infamous [totally misunderstanding the meaning of the prefix -in] classic hand-drawn cover of the Number 0 book. You can never, ever copy the hand-drawn styles. No matter how hard you try.
[jump cut to Chris's face poking out of the right side of the frame]
My art speaks for me. Now let's look at some more.
[jump cut]
Here's a one page I'm sure you remember.
[jump cut to a close-up of Sonichu defeating the Perfect Chaos Monster]
[jump cut to a close-up of Sonichu and Rosechu kissing under some fireworks]
Mine and the first romantic attempt, [regurgitating something his mother must have told him] and I did an awesome fuckin' job.
[jump cut to a close-up of the cover of Sonichu Adventure]
Here's another one.
[jump cut]
And that corner tag came from an original "only for GameCube" title that was originally... a GameCube title but then later it expanded to other consoles. [pulls picture down and pokes his head in from right] Damn Xbox.
[jump cut to the cover of Sonichu #1]
"Chemical X?" "No, cherry cola."
[jump cut to an ad for some retarded Pokémon cards]
A favorite classic ad.
[jump cut to a page from Sonichu #1]
Oh, yeah, here comes a laugh:
"I'm Robotnik, Robotnik, du-du-du-du-du, Robotnik, Robotnik, du-du-du-du-du-duuuu~"
[laughing like a deranged lunatic at a joke not humorous to anyone but him] "Hahahahaha!"
[jump cut to a scene from another page from Sonichu #1]
What's the difference between Amy and Rosechu? Long tail. Rosechu has spikes. Amy has a red headband, Rosey has white. Her default outfit has stripes. Amy's does not. Blue and fire-engine red are their favorite colors. She prefers a different shade of red, Amy does. Now while they are going getting about, we'd like to save time and money with Get-co.
[jump cut to the Axe ad]
Only for the straight man. Axe. He use the Orizon—Orion scent.
"May I orbit your belt, sweetheart?"
"Yeah, I'll let you orbit my belt... as long as you want until midnight! Hahaha, yeah! Jackpot!" [OH HO! Funny, Chris. Ba-zing!]
A history (4:11 to 6:01)
[jump cut to a scene from the Anchuent Prophecy arc of Sonichu 2]
Anuh—And now something completely different. An Inuyasha parody... very good.
[jump cut to a closeup of the Chaotic Combo on the cover of Sonichu 3]
[sings] Hey, hey. The gang's all here. What the heck do we care? What the heck do we care?
[jump cut to two overlapping pages of Sonichu 3: the introductions of Bubbles and Angelica]
Here you are, two famous ladies.
[jump cut to a close-up of G.D.W. Shinabe]
[sings]I'm Nabeshin. My afro suits me; it's so easy to clean just wash it wash, Poemy was not the girl who ripped his tail, it was Mypoe you dang, old dorks.
[jump cut to a scene from "McAttack" featuring a replica of Chris-chan Sonichu made of Lego bricks and Pixelblocks]
[high-pitched, squeaky voice]Oh, look! I made it from Legos and Pixelblocks. And, believe it or not, I play "Thunderhorse"! Guitar Hero!
[jump cut to the cover of Sonichu 4]
I went. I fought. I eventually conquered with courage.
[jump cut]
Heaven only knows what you might find. DARE. Dare to keep all your dreams alive!
[jump cut to a picture of Crystal from Sub-Episode 7]
The twin sister I wish I had in real-life.
[jump cut to another scene from Sub-Episode 7]
Holy Vector Sigma, Optimus Prime!
[jump cut]
Where's Bumblebee when I need him?
[jump cut to a scene from Sub-Episode 8]
Damn you, Bagget.
[jump cut to a picture of Jack's Knight from the first page of Sonichu 5]
Special summoned guest star: Jack's Knight. Where is the queen and king? Matter of fact, was there an ace in the hole?
[jump cut]
[gay voice] The hole of the queeeeen?
[jump cut to a scene where Chris-chan Sonichu plays Yu-Gi-Oh!]
CWCspells, activate! Pshoo!
[jump cut to the page opposite]
Annnnnnnnd CREATURE SWAP!
[jump cut to a picture of Sailor Megtune and her Megagi La Skunk]
In the name of all hearts in the universe—
[jump cut]
—we shall punish you!
[jump cut to a scene where Megagi La Skunk punches Chris-chan Sonichu in the head]
[makes a punch noise]
[jump cut]
That hurt.
[jump cut to a picture of Mary Lee Walsh]
Damn you, dirty witch. Damn you!
[jump cut to the first page of Episode 13: a group picture containing Chris-chan, Sonichu, Rosechu, and the Chaotic Combo]
Welcome to CWCville. Let's get this party started.
[jump cut to the following page]
Evil witch, I will avenge all hearts you have shattered (including myself), which you have done in October 2003.
[jump cut to another page with Megan and Megagi]
[sings] Uuuhduhnuhnuhnuhnuhduhduhnuhnuhnuhduhnuh ala Tuxedo Kamen! Duhduhduhnuhnuh
A history (6:02 to 9:34)
[jump cut to cover of Sonichu 6]
Patti, I miss you. Come home. We'll go play catch. And dear Kitty misses you, too... very much so. I love you.
[jump cut to image of Allison Amber from Sonichu 6]
Miss Allison Amber has been appointed vice-mayor upon her hiring. And she took the position of mayor during my absence within the alternate dimension. Billy Mays was never the mayor; he was my bodyguard and body-double. Shave off his beard, we look alike. Although, I constantly mistake him for Richard Karn. [sings] Home Improvement! Home Improvement! Starring Tim Allen. [Note: Home Improvement had an instrumental theme song, and even then it sounded nothing like Chris's howling]
[jump cut to previously unseen drawing of Billy Mays]
Come on back, Billy Mays, and enjoy our dogwood festivals in Charlottesville!
[jump cut to image of Bionic from Sonichu 6]
Sonic had a twin brother? And he's a basketball all-star? [sings]
- You're a shooting star,
- No matter where you are,
- As far as the eye can see,
- No matter who you be.
Only so many witnesses in Manchester high school have actually witnessed the creation and birth and Sonichu and Rosechu. Nobody else could ever had the experience those individuals have.
[jump cut to image of Megan and Chris from Sonichu 7]
Wow, he recovered quick... kind of a Goku get'em attitude. Too bad I was never just that too all into him. Megan... WHY?!
[jump cut to Chris]
...And for that matter, Michael Snyder, WHY?! [annotation: Why did you Hate My Guts, Michael Snyder; I had my Voluenteer Job with the Pokemon TCG League. What are you, A CONFIRMED INTERNET TROLL?!!! You have my Number.]
[jump cut to Ghostbusters "skitch" from Sonichu 7] [Peter Griffin laugh] Before time travel back, I got to visit the Ghostbusters' house. [more Peter Griffin laugh]
[jump cut to image of Kellie Andes from Sonichu 7]
Kellie, I hope you are happy in your married life.
[jump cut to image of Joseph Herring from Sonichu 7]
Hey, Joe, whaddya know? Haven't heard from ya in a long time. How've you been? Hope you found yourself your female sweetheart. Too bad what's-her-name didn't fit the bill so well. She was a damn, dirty bitch. A picky one, too, whatever her name was.
[jump cut to Beavis and Butt-head ripoff from Sonichu 7]
[Beavis voice] Check it out, Butt-head. Somebody left their locker open.
[terrible Butt-head impression] Let's close it for them. BAAAM! Who wants to make love today? [high-pitched girl voice] Oh, we do! We do teacher! Alright. April, Lorry, Susan... Simoooooone....
[jump cut to image of Sonichu and Rosechu embracing from Sonichu 7]
I love you, Rosey. I love you, too, Sonee. Oh, by the way, you didn't think Sonichu and I were just living together the whole time? We got [annotation: March 17, 2006. HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!!!!!] married March 17th, 2006 at Angelica's church. We kept our marriage outside of the comic pages, as well as our children, which we have three of. Two Roseys and a Sonee. As to just not parently—permanen—prematurally miss the family-life during the early days of being online. We are staying offline for a while, bitches!
[jump cut to drawing of Mary Lee Walsh]
[sings] Everybody's trying to break my spirit, keeping me down... but the fire in my heart keeps growing! Growing!
[jump cut to cover of Sonichu 8 ]
Alright, spring break! Next summer, we get drunk. Woo!
[jump cut to image of Sonichu and Rosechu in front of an American flag from Sonichu 8]
We, the electric hedgehogs and everybody in the city of CWCville as a C-ville within the state of Virginia, stand firm and strong as proud citizens of these United States that everybody have fought so hard for the freedom of.
[jump cut to image of Rosechu from Sonichu 8]
WE HAVE VAGINAS, DUMBASSES!
[jump cut to "Knothole" ad from Sonichu 8]
KNOTHOLE FROM BLAMMO! DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN-DUNDUN-DUNDUN!
[jump cut to image of Blake and Bubbles from Sonichu 8]
Oh, yeah, they got married recently on July 4, 2009 [annotation: July 4, 2009! A bit of Black Bubblie Goodness TONIGHT! :D]. Happy Independence Day, you lovebirds! [cackles] TONIGHT!
[jump cut to "Greta Squall" joke from Sonichu 8]
...leaving hundreds injured. For Rikdo FQX, I'm Greta Squall Magironi. Keep it real and rockin' hard at SPRING BREAK! WOO!
[jump cut to cover of Sonichu 9] Workin' on it! [annotation: Workin' On It]
One final tidbit (9:34 - 9:55)
And now for one final tidbit a spit of retribution against Howard the fiend [annotation: What The Hells Were You Thinkin' With That Damn, Dirty Pickle Suit, Brine-Headed Nerd?] from the cult of pickle-suited fiends. Divine retribution for that day you stole Emily, [gives the finger] you damn watchman.
[jump cut to picture of Mary Lee Walsh, Howard and a hedgehog]
[sings] What the hells were you thinking with that damn pickle suit?
Sources and notes
- ↑ Webster's primary definition of gay is "happily excited[;]merry"
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