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“	If a troll actually comes up with such "footage" and gives it to someone like Clyde Cash, Clyde would NOT give out any money. So, with that considered, I would never make such a gay video, or PS3-wrecking video, for even a Billion Dollars.	”
Chris, two days before doing the video. For free.^[1]

One lucky console

The MovingFoward videos are a compilation of three leaked videos (MovingFoward [sic], MovingFurtherFoward [sic], 100_2209.MOV) where Chris physically destroys his PS3. Having first followed good hard drive disposal practice, Chris says a few choice words before destroying the console with a brick, his car, and some scissors. Some photographs of the console in various states of destruction were also leaked.

Chris says that after smashing his console and driving over it with his car, he plugged it in again, apparently to prove that it would no longer function. He seems to have been unaware of the danger of fire or electric shock involved (or perhaps, in his despondent state, he simply didn't care).

Many trolls had come up with theories as to why Chris smashed his beloved Life Upgrade. Eventually, it was revealed in a communication between Chris and some high-profile trolls that Chris wanted to claim a very large monetary reward for its destruction. To no one's surprise, there was never any actual monetary prize for such an act especially because it was Chris himself who had done it.

Interesting to note here is that, like the snake he tried to run over, the cardboard box and the Clown Doll, it takes Chris three tries AND a coup de grace the next day just to break his PS3 dead.

Video

MovingFoward, MovingFurtherFoward & 100_2209.MOV
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Stardate	28 August 2010
Subject Matter	Video games Video Games
Performance Style	Tragedy Tragedy, Crazy Crazy
Saga	PS3 Hacking PS3 Hacking, Clyde Clyde Cash
Shirt	High School Shirt Manchester Class of 2000 Shirt, Sleeveless Pokéshirt
Other	Leaked Leaked
OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos
previous Stardate, August 27, 2010	next ItIsFinished.MOV

“

Vessel of my loneliness for the past three years of anguish. I bid you... fond... faredieu.

”

Transcript

Part one (MovingForward)

[An opening title card appears, which reads "MovingForward." We fade to Chris, who is standing around outside and shakily filming himself with a handheld camera.]

Saturday, August 28, 2010.

[Chris removes his glasses.]

I make this video... as a tribute... to what I have lost. But also from which I have lost, I have lost something that was of important value, but I am able to let go. It is the spirit of myself... of which was very lonely. But now move on, to a much brighter future. And now for the... feature presentation. On this video. What you are about to see is uncensored and unedited.

[He moves the camera to show his PS3, which has a case cover plastered in artwork of himself and Sonichu.]

My PlayStation 3, here in the backyard.

[He opens the access port to show the hard drive.]

The hard drive still in there. [pause] Formatted as it was. And for a memento... I'm keeping the cover.

[He removes the case cover, complete with the original Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles drawing, and puts it to one side. Then he focuses the camera on himself again.]

Again, it's very- this- this is very graphic, so if you are weak in the stomach, especially as a gamer, look away, and I mean no disrespect to Sony Computer Entertainment America. Maker of the fine product.

[Chris mumbles something unintelligible amid the noise of moving the camera. He then sets the camera down so it is focused on his PS3, which is sitting on top of a microwave that has been put on its side. He then puts on a pair of work gloves and picks up a piece of landscaping brick while an airliner flies overhead, somewhat drowning out the first half of Chris's next sentence.]

Vessel of my loneliness for the past three years of anguish. I bid you... fond... faredoo. Adieu. Fond fareweeeeell adieu.

[Chris uses the brick to bash his PS3 for the better part of a minute, never raising the brick over his head and only cracking the outer case. He pauses a few times to catch his breath. After a time, he moves back over to the camera.]

Crushed. Unplayable. The deed is done.

Part two (MovingFurtherForward)

[Cut to a second title card, "MovingFurtherForward." It is nighttime - barely anything is visible. The camera is looking at Chris's driveway, in front of his (running) car. The headlights allow us to see Chris place the PS3 in front of the left front wheel of Son-Chu. He gets in the car, backs up, and pulls forward, running over the PS3. After a long pause, during which a loud thumping sound is heard and a dog starts to bark, he backs up over it and pulls forward over it again. Chris moves over to the camera again and points it at something, presumably the PS3.]

Well, you get the idea, anyway. It's useless! Broken!

Part three (REALLYMovingForward)

[Cut to a third title card, "'100_2209.MOV' (A.K.A. 'REALLYMovingForward')." We are in Chris's bedroom. The camera shows us the wreckage of his PS3, very much the worse for wear. In addition to beating the hell out of it, he appears to have cracked the case and broken it down to its component parts, which he shows us by panning the camera around. Chris's speech appears to be slurred slightly.]

[sighs] Well, I run it over with a car and smashed it with a brick. Ugh. I thought I hit it on the metal part and the heavy plastic, but still, when I look at- still, when I plugged it in, it did not turn on. Actually, it went into standby mode, but that's all- as far as it went. That's all it went. So right now I'm gonna finish the job. Finish the job.

[Chris sets down the camera to show himself and the PS3 parts. He then picks up a pair of scissors, which he uses to stab repeatedly at bits of his former console. Partway through the stab-fest, he unfolds the scissors and goes at it two-fisted. Wearing out after about 45 seconds, he folds up his scissors and sifts through the debris.]

Look at that bend. Broke a whole buncha stuff on it. Now you tell me... it's still good! It ain't now!

[Chris stands up and the video cuts off.]

Destruction gallery

In addition to the poor quality video footage of the PS3's destruction, numerous photographs of the before and after have been leaked:

Pre-Car
Car
Post-Car

Fan videos

THAT IS MY VIDEO

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R.I.P. CWC's PS3
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Stardate	29 August 2010
Made By	tehcosmicexplorer08
Video Type	Tribute
TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos

Tribute To Chris-Chan's PS3
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Stardate	1 September 2010
Made By	MountieFromHell
Video Type	Music video
TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos

THAT IS MY VIDEO

This video has been removed from YouTube and/or elsewhere by Jerkops, and requires immediate replacement.

R.I.P. PLAYSTATION ;(
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Stardate	13 January 2011
Made By	shadupp
Video Type	Music Video
TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos

References

↑ Jackie E-mails 10

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-The '''MovingFoward videos''' are a compilation of three videos ("MovingFoward," "MovingFurtherFoward," "100_2209.MOV" ["ReallyMovingForward"]) where [[Chris]] destroys his [[PS3]]. Worth noting is this is the third video in a row where he's worn his [[Manchester High]] shirt, likely meaning he hasn't changed shirts in [[EXCLUSIVE_Manchester_High_School_2000_Reunion_Required_NOW|at least three days]].
+{{Articleofthenow}}
+{{taxpayermoney}}
+[[Image:ARCH.jpg|center|300px]]
+{{quote|If a [[troll]] actually comes up with such "footage" and gives it to someone like [[Clyde Cash]], Clyde would NOT give out any [[Chris and money|money]]. So, with that considered, I would never make such a gay video, or PS3-wrecking video, for even a Billion Dollars.|Chris, two days before doing the video. For free.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 10]]</ref>}}
+[[File:Cwcps3.jpg|thumb|[[Sonichu 6#Episode 12.5: "One Lucky Dog"|One lucky console]]]]
+The '''MovingFoward videos''' are a compilation of three leaked videos ('''MovingFoward''' [sic], '''MovingFurtherFoward''' [sic], '''100_2209.MOV''') where [[Chris]] physically destroys his [[PS3]]. Having first followed [[Stardate, August 27, 2010|good hard drive disposal practice]], Chris says a few choice words before destroying the console with a brick, [[Son-Chu|his car]], and some scissors. Some photographs of the console in various states of destruction were also leaked.
+Chris says that after smashing his console and driving over it with his car, he plugged it in again, apparently to prove that it would no longer function. He seems to have been unaware of the danger of [[Destruction Of Chris's House|fire]] or [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon|electric]] shock involved (or perhaps, in his despondent state, he simply didn't care).
+Many [[trolls]] had come up with theories as to why Chris smashed his beloved Life Upgrade. Eventually, it was revealed in a [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails|communication between Chris and some high-profile trolls]] that Chris wanted to claim a very large monetary reward for its destruction. To no one's surprise, there was never any actual monetary prize for such an act especially because it was Chris himself who had done it.
+Interesting to note here is that, like the snake he tried to run over, the cardboard box and the [[Clown Doll]], it takes Chris three tries AND [[ItIsFinished.MOV|a coup de grace the next day]] just to [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|break his PS3 dead]].
 == Video ==
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 | name           = MovingFoward, MovingFurtherFoward & 100_2209.MOV
-| video          = {{#ev:youtube|2rVhTdCIJc8}}
+| ytid           = eLalvNDcHIs
-| stardate       = 29 August 2010
+| stardate       = 28 August 2010
 | subject        = {{Video games|text}}
 | style          = {{Tragedy|text}}, {{Crazy|text}}
-| saga           =
+| saga           = {{PS3_Hacking|text}}, {{Clyde|text}}
 | other          = {{Leaked|text}}
-| shirt          = {{HighSchoolShirt|text}}
+| shirt          = {{HighSchoolShirt|text}}, Sleeveless Pokéshirt
 | previous       = [[Stardate, August 27, 2010]]
-| next           = Current
+| next           = [[ItIsFinished.MOV]]
 }}
+{{quote|Vessel of my loneliness for the past three years of anguish. I bid you... fond... faredieu.}}
 == Transcript ==
 ===Part one (MovingForward)===
-[''An opening title card appears, which reads "MovingForward." We cut to Chris, who is standing around outside and shakily filming himself with a handheld camera.'']
+[''An opening title card appears, which reads "MovingForward." We fade to Chris, who is standing around outside and shakily filming himself with a handheld camera.'']
 Saturday, August 28, 2010.
-[''Chris removes his glasses.'']
+[''Chris removes his [[glasses]].'']
-I make this video as a tribute to what I have lost. But also from which I have lost, I have lost something that was of important value, but I am able to let go. It is the spirit of myself, of which was very lonely. But now move on, to a much brighter future. And now for the feature presentation on this video. What you are about to see is uncensored and unedited.
+I make this video... as a tribute... to [[Gal-pal|what I have lost]]. But also from which I have lost, I have [[Hair|lost something that was of important value]], but I am able to let go. It is the [[Song of Christian|spirit of myself... of which was very lonely]]. But now move on, to a [[Video games|much brighter future]]. And now for the... feature presentation. On this video. What you are about to see is [[April 16 Fetish Vids|uncensored and unedited]].
-[''He moves the camera to show his PS3, which has a case cover plastered in artwork of himself and Sonichu.'']
+[''He moves the camera to show his PS3, which has a case cover plastered in artwork of himself and [[Sonichu]].'']
-My PlayStation 3, here in the back yard.
+My PlayStation 3, here in the backyard.
 [''He opens the access port to show the hard drive.'']
-The hard drive still in there. Formatted as it was. And for a memento, I'm keeping the cover.
+The hard drive still in there. [''pause''] Formatted as it was. And for a memento... I'm keeping the cover.
-[''He removes the case cover, complete with the original [[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]] illo, and puts it to one side. Then he focuses the camera on himself again.'']
+[''He removes the case cover, complete with the original [[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]] drawing, and puts it to one side. Then he focuses the camera on himself again.'']
-Again, this very graphic, so if you are weak in the stomach, especially as a gamer, look away, and I mean no disrespect to Sony Computer Entertainment America. Maker of the fine product.
+Again, it's very- this- this is [[CWCFlyingElephants|very graphic]], so if you are weak in the stomach, especially as a gamer, look away, and I mean no [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|disrespect to Sony Computer Entertainment America]]. Maker of the fine product.
-[''Chris mumbles something unintelligible amid the noise of moving the camera. He then sets the camera down so it is focused on his PS3.'']
+[''Chris mumbles something unintelligible amid the noise of moving the camera. He then sets the camera down so it is focused on his PS3, which is sitting on top of a microwave that has been put on its side. He then puts on a pair of work gloves and picks up a piece of landscaping brick while an airliner flies overhead, somewhat drowning out the first half of Chris's next sentence.'']
-Vessel of my loneliness for the past three years of anguish. I bid you fond...faredoo. Adieu. Fond farewell...
+Vessel of my loneliness for the past three years of anguish. [[Chris and English|I bid you... fond... faredoo.]] Adieu. Fond fareweeeeell adieu.
-[''Chris puts on a pair of work gloves and picks up a brick. He then uses the brick to bash the shit out of his PS3 for the better part of a minute, stopping a few times to rest.'']
+[''Chris uses the brick to bash his PS3 for the better part of a minute, never raising the brick over his head and only cracking the outer case. [[Chris and health|He pauses a few times to catch his breath]]. After a time, he moves back over to the camera.'']
-Crushed... Unplayable... The deed is done.
+[[Chris and reality|Crushed. Unplayable.]] The deed is done.
 ===Part two (MovingFurtherForward)===
-[''Cut to a second title card, "MovingFurtherForward." It is nighttime. The camera is looking at Chris's driveway, in front of his running car. The headlights allow us to see Chris place the PS3 in front of the left front wheel of Son-Chu. He gets in the car, backs up, and pulls forward, running over the PS3. Then he backs up over it and pulls forward over it again.]
-Well, you get the idea anyway. It's useless. Broken.
+[''Cut to a second title card, "MovingFurtherForward." It is nighttime - barely anything is visible. The camera is looking at Chris's driveway, in front of his (running) car. The headlights allow us to see Chris place the PS3 in front of the left front wheel of Son-Chu. He gets in the car, backs up, and pulls forward, running over the PS3. After a long pause, during which a loud thumping sound is heard and a dog starts to bark, he backs up over it and pulls forward over it again. Chris moves over to the camera again and points it at something, presumably the PS3.'']
+Well, you get the idea, anyway. It's useless! Broken!
 ===Part three (REALLYMovingForward)===
-[''Cut to a third title card, "100_2209.MOV" (A.K.A. "REALLYMovingForward")." We are in Chris's bedroom. The camera shows us the wreckage of his PS3, very much the worse for wear. In addition to beating the hell out of it, he appears to have cracked the case and broken it down to its component parts, which he shows us by panning the camera around.'']
-Ah. Well, I run it over with a car and smashed it with a brick. Ugh. I thought I hit it on the metal part and the heavy plastic, but still, when I look at, still, when I plugged it in, it did not turn on. Actually, it went into standby mode, but that's all, as far as it went. That's all it went. So right now I'm gonna finish the job. Finish the job.
+[''Cut to a third title card, "'100_2209.MOV' (A.K.A. 'REALLYMovingForward')." We are in Chris's bedroom. The camera shows us the wreckage of his PS3, very much the worse for wear. In addition to beating the hell out of it, he appears to have cracked the case and broken it down to its component parts, which he shows us by panning the camera around. Chris's speech appears to be [[Alcohol|slurred slightly]].'']
-[''Chris sets down the camera to show himself and the PS3 parts. He then picks up a pair of scissors, which he uses to stab repeatedly at bits of his former console. Partway through the stab-fest, he unfolds his [[pocket knife]] and goes at it two-fisted. Tiring after about 45 seconds, he folds up his pocket knife and sifts through the debris.'']
+[''sighs''] Well, I [[6 June 2010|run it over with a car]] and smashed it with a brick. Ugh. I thought I hit it on the metal part and the heavy plastic, but still, when I look at- still, when I plugged it in, it did not turn on. Actually, it went into standby mode, but that's all- as far as it went. That's all it went. So right now I'm gonna finish the job. Finish the job.
-Look at that bend. Broke a whole buncha stuff. Now you tell me it's still good! It ain't now!
+[''Chris sets down the camera to show himself and the PS3 parts. He then picks up a pair of scissors, which he uses to stab repeatedly at bits of his former console. Partway through the stab-fest, he unfolds the scissors and goes at it two-fisted. Wearing out after about 45 seconds, he folds up his scissors and sifts through the debris.'']
+[[Duck|Look at that bend.]] Broke a whole buncha stuff on it. Now you tell me... it's still good! It ain't now!
 [''Chris stands up and the video cuts off.'']
-== Destruction Gallery ==
+== Destruction gallery ==
 In addition to the poor quality video footage of the PS3's destruction, numerous photographs of the before and after have been leaked:
-<gallery>
+<center><gallery>
 File:PreCar1.JPG|Pre-Car
-File:PreCar2.JPG|Pre-Car
+File:PreCar2.JPG|Car
 File:PostCar.JPG|Post-Car
-File:100 2208.JPG|Close-ups
+</gallery></center>
+<center><gallery>
+File:100 2208.JPG
 File:100 2210.JPG
 File:100 2211.JPG
@@ Line 75: / Line 100: @@
 File:100 2214.JPG
 File:100 2215.JPG
-</gallery>
+File:Cameragroup002.jpg
+File:Cameragroup003.jpg
+File:Cameragroup004.jpg
+</gallery></center>
+== Fan videos ==
+{{Deletedvideo}}
+{{Infobox/Fanvideo
+| name           = R.I.P. CWC's PS3
+| video          = {{#ev:youtube|iPKvmCzuDC0}}
+| Stardate       = 29 August 2010
+| Maker          = tehcosmicexplorer08
+| Video Type     = Tribute
+}}
+{{Infobox/Fanvideo
+| name           = Tribute To Chris-Chan's PS3
+| video          = {{#ev:youtube|lFIVUtNszoE}}
+| Stardate       = 1 September 2010
+| Maker          = MountieFromHell
+| Video Type     = Music video
+}}
+{{Deletedvideo}}
+{{Infobox/Fanvideo
+| name           = R.I.P. PLAYSTATION ;(
+| video          = {{#ev:youtube|C6ZyvxUcAMk}}
+| Stardate       = 13 January 2011
+| Maker          = shadupp
+| Video Type     = Music Video
+}}
+==References==
+<references/>
 == See also ==
 *[[PS3]]
-*[[Sony]]
+*[[ItIsFinished.MOV]]
+*[[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD]]
+*[[Chris Destroys His Vibrator]]
+*[[Smashing]]
+{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Stardate, August 27, 2010]]|nextlink=[[ItIsFinished.MOV]]}}
+{{PS3Saga}}
+{{LeakedVideos}}
+{{Game Videos}}
-{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Stardate, August 27, 2010]]|nextlink=Current}}
+[[Category:Outdoor videos]]
-{{Videos}}
+[[Category:Chris-chan videos, August 2010| 2010-08-29]]
+[[Category:Surfshack Tito Saga videos| 2010-08-29]]
+[[Category:PS3]]

The Games:	The Prizes:
PS3 Hacking Saga
The Players People: Chris (JenkinsJinkies • Bill Riley) • Clyde Cash • Jack Thaddeus • Surfshack Tito • BlueSpike • Samantha Thaddeus • Katie Bay • Liquid Chris • PandaHalo
E-mails and Chats: Jack Thaddeus (1 • 2 • 3) • Samantha • Katie Bay (1 • 2 • 3 • 4 • 5 • 6) • Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails
PlayStation Network Trollin Train CWCki Edits HEX-BOX LittleBiGPlanet	It's UGH! Chris humps his PS3 CWC "Boyfriend" I Pimp My Ride.MOV JenkinsJinkiesCwckiApplication.MOV Jenkins Gay Erotica Stardate, August 27, 2010 The MovingFoward videos ItIsFinished.MOV
Coinciding Sagas: Clyde Cash, Julie, Tito, First Exile, Jackie,

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