12 January 2010

Chris screams for Asperchu!

12 January 2010 (officially 01122010.MOV) was uploaded by Chris on 12 January 2010. In this video, Chris, delusional as always, mentions talks about working with now-defunct anime distribution company A.D.Vision (now known as Section 23) and gives a shout out to a mysterious girl named Ginger before going into a tard rage over the Asperchu ads on his site. Also, Chris asserts his alleged heterosexuality by placing a Playboy centerfold featuring Marge Simpson on his rear wall.

At the end, he punches out his camera, thus ensuring many videos with skipping audio (or even worse) to come.

Pay careful attention his hair in these videos: at first glance, it may not seem too bad, but look again. That's a proto-combover. Chris can't even go bald with dignity.

A few hours later, he posts up a second video, raging about various questions in his mailbag.

Description

I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE, ALEC!!!

Part 1

01122010.MOV
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Stardate	12 January 2010
Subject Matter	Fan Art
Performance Style	Rage
Saga	Asperchu Asperchu Saga
Shirt	Advice Dog
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Transcript

Captain's Log, January 12, 2010.

Uh, first off, a couple of bentos-a couple of small anouncements, uh...

I'm possibly in talks with, uh, A.D. Vision about a project, possibly. But also, uh, hi, Ginger.

Alright, so with that aside, let's get down to the meat here. Again, DOWN with that god damn Alec. I mean, he pai- he paid off that-s god damn Jack Thaddeus just so he can take over the stupid ad space. Ugh, I mean, I would've preferred Jack Thaddeus BACK at this point!

GOD DAMNIT! YOU'RE TICKING ME OFF HERE! I'M GONNA COME AFTER YOU! I'm gonna come after you. I'm gonna sc- I'm gonna RUIN YOU! LEARY!!

ERNGH! You just make me so ANGRY...

[Chris displays the claws and grunts for a little bit before punching out his camera.]

Part 2

01122010 Update.MOV
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Stardate	12 January 2010
Subject Matter	Fan Art
Performance Style	Rage
Saga	Asperchu Asperchu Saga
Shirt	Advice Dog
OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos
previous Down with Asperchu	next Current

===Transcript===

Liquid's two cents.

[Sighs.] Just further update. I am so sick... and tired... of having to deal with all these people who have so many goddamn misunderstandings and mislabelings.

First off, Asperchu is not mine! I am sick and tired of being misa-misassociated with him. He is not mine, and I would never care to associa-ha-him because he is a bunch of crap! He just looks like a parody of me with a buddha belly and exaggerated manboobs! [Adjusts bra underneath his shirt] And I am so sick and tired of him.

And also Rosechu has always been a woman! If you look on page three of book number one, it says right there that that Raichu was a girl, quote unquote GIRL RAICHU. And Sonichu has been straight the whole time! He's always been straight, Rosechu's always been a woman...

[A long pause as Chris is overcome with emotion.]

RRRRRAAAAAAAARRRGH!!

[Pants for a few seconds.]

If only people would just understand me better and quit the mislabelings and the misunderstandings, and quit making offensive comments and offensive questions and officient statements then maybe I would be more-feel more at peace! [Sighs again.] Leave it at that for now (something cut off)

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