CWC address to Royal Board
CWC address to Royal Board is a video uploaded to YouTube on 1 February 2010. Chris, having been told that Sonichu breaks a UK copyright, attempts to make his case to the "Royal Board of Certification". (Note that no such body exists; UK copyright is actually monitored by the United Kingdom Intellectual Property Office.)
For some reason, Chris seems hesitant to mention that Sonichu is based off Sonic, as though he's dimly aware that he's plagiarizing like crazy.
It should be noted that Chris promised to make a video for one of his fans in the Mailbag two days prior to this. Chris has forgone this opportunity to help this fan in his dire hour of need in favor of doing nothing for two days, and then making a video in which he bitched at some guy in England. Chris is a monster.
Oddly, Chris deleted the original video mere hours after uploading it.
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| CWC address to Royal Board | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 1 February 2010 |
| Subject Matter |  Comics,  Racism
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| Performance Style |  Reason
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| Shirt |  The Dunwich Horror
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Transcript
[sighs] Good afternoon. This, uh, message is for the, uh, Royal Boileda Certification over in, uh, London, England, and, uh, I am addressing this to Miss Abigail Budock, I believe it is.
Anyway, um, my name- anyway, I am Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virgina, United States of America, and I am making this video to address the awa-I-ehh- I am allowing Ms. Budock and her company to represent me in the court, in this gub- in issue- in this international issue between us. Between my Sonichu, The Electric Hedgehog Pokémon, of the United States of America, and Soni-chew, the eclectic... Heeedge... Hog. Poke! Mon of London, England.
Firstly, I would like to emphasize that, enough which- I would like to emphasize is uh, characters uh, character differences and moral differences. My Sonichu is actually a hedgehog, with electrical powers. With the topical combin- with the combination between uh another hedgehog and a Pika- a Pikachu, of who- of which uh, I will not mention right now. But anyway, he- anyway he and his girlfriend Rosechu, another Electric Hedgehog Pokémon live in the city of CWCville, Virgina, United States of America, and they save... the day, and the city, and people's lives what-whatever they can. Between the original Sonichu and Rosechu, they all- they have- they currently have their own family life. They have three children. And also we have other Electric Hedgehog Pokémon that are around, that live in and around the city of CWCville doing the same thing, also odd jobs and everything.
And then we got uh, Mr. Blockly's Soni-chew, we're talking about a Jamaican drug dealer here. Just that, lives in some other city, possibly in London. In- in London. Anyway, eclectic! High on the hedge! And high on the hog. You want some of this Poke, mon?
Anyway big- anyway big humongous differences, which the two are nothing similar, at all. And even from the vague- from the vague description I have of the, uh, of Mr. Blockly's version, we're talking about- he would look something like that.
[Chris holds up a page 70 of Sonichu 10, which depicts an amazingly racist image of a stoned black man.]
And between my Sonichu, curr- which in this page he's currently in his super form after using the Chaotic Crystals. Big differences between the two. So I move that we uh, make them, allow them to coexist internationally as mine, as my Mr. Chandler's Sonichu and Mr. Blockly's Soni-chew. And besides in the space because that's how it is recognized on his. Two words versus my one word.
And uh, anyway, also I would like to uh, before I conclude I would like to address this to Mr. Blockly, [dramatic glasses removal]. From what I have seen so far, you are obviously a troll trying to pick on me. And after I have shared about 10 years on the internet with my Sonichu towards the worldwide fanbase, and I have a lot of fans, forums, even pages that slander, that have slandered my good name. And the current CWCipedia, which you can find all my- all my original comic pages on there. Originally hand-drawn, and then the text edited for easier reading.
Hmm. But anyway, with that again, Ms. Abigal Budock, you may represent me in the high courts over there in England, and I appreciate y'all's time. Thank you.
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