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'''"Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!''' is a video released on 14 March 2010, in which Chris pleads to a [[gal-pal]] going by the pen name of [[The Wallflower|Damian Antaria]] to not get a new [[jerk|boyfriend]] and take him instead, because his life is unhappy. After singing | '''"Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!''' is a video released on 14 March 2010, in which Chris pleads to a [[gal-pal]] going by the pen name of [[The Wallflower|Damian Antaria]] to not get a new [[jerk|boyfriend]] and take him instead, because his life is unhappy. After poorly singing a shortened version of his song [[CWC "Boyfriend"|"Boyfriend"]], he then asks Damian to "give him a break", and talks about his miserable life, and how without a girlfriend, he would need to go back to his [[Vivian_Gee_E-mails,_2010#Hey.2C_Vivian_.E2.80.94_February_11.2C_2010|plan]] to [[Chris_and_sex#Prostitution|pay $100 for a hooker]]. | ||
Uncharacteristically, Chris recorded and uploaded this video in the mid-afternoon. Thanks to his [[biological clock|peculiar day-night cycle]], he usually delivers his [[YouTube]] rants late at night or in the very early morning. The "boyfriend" Chris mentions eventually turned out to be an attempt by the Wallflower to get Chris off her back. | |||
Uncharacteristically, Chris recorded and uploaded this video in the mid-afternoon. Thanks to his [[biological clock|peculiar day-night cycle]], he usually delivers his YouTube rants late at night or in the very early morning. | |||
== Video == | == Video == | ||
{{Infobox/video | {{Infobox/video | ||
| name | | name = "Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU<nowiki>!!!</nowiki> | ||
| | | ytid = 0LwyvdUM0s4 | ||
| | | stardate = 14 [[March 2010]] | ||
| | | subject = {{Galpals|text}}, {{Sex|text}}, {{Music|text}} | ||
| | | style = {{Tragedy|text}}, {{Crazy|text}} | ||
| | | shirt = {{DangerStripeShirt|text}}, {{PokemonLeague|text}} | ||
| previous = [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|Tito Got No Luck Against <br/>We Brits, Irish and Scots!]] | | previous = [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|Tito Got No Luck Against <br/>We Brits, Irish and Scots!]] | ||
| next | | next = [[Happy Sonichu Day]] | ||
}} | }} | ||
==Transcript== | {{quote|You aren't even ready for a boyfriend! You told me so yourself, multiple times!}} | ||
=== Transcript === | |||
[''Chris opens the video with a heavy [[sigh]] and removes his [[Pedo-glasses|glasses]]. His expression is troubled and grim.''] | [''Chris opens the video with a heavy [[sigh]] and removes his [[Pedo-glasses|glasses]]. His expression is troubled and grim.''] | ||
This message goes out to Damian Antaria, her pen name. Not revealing her real name, all things considered. You know something? You don't, you don't need that new boyfriend, [[Chris and his ego|because... I need you]]. We were very | This message goes out to Damian Antaria, her pen name. Not revealing her real name, all things considered. You know something? You don't, you don't need that new boyfriend, [[Chris and his ego|because... I need you]]. We were very compatible, we had so much in common! I don't see why you had to go and do that I mean, you aren't even [[Boyfriend-free girl|ready for a boyfriend]]! You told me so yourself, multiple times! I respected that for a little while. [''sigh''] But, you know what? This puts to mind a little something... | ||
[''He bends down to pick something up off the floor, a remote control, and queues up the old [[CWC "Boyfriend"]] video on his TV.''] | [''He bends down to pick something up off the floor, a remote control, and queues up the old [[CWC "Boyfriend"]] video on his TV.''] | ||
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Hey hey, you you<BR> | Hey hey, you you<BR> | ||
I could be your boyfriend<BR> | I could be your boyfriend<BR> | ||
da na da, da na da <BR> | da na da, da na da<BR> | ||
da da da, da da da | da da da, da da da | ||
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He's so trollin' stupid, what the hell were you thinkin'? | He's so trollin' stupid, what the hell were you thinkin'? | ||
That old | That old sumbah try to take you out of my life<BR> | ||
But you know I could do it better<BR> | But you know I could do it better<BR> | ||
[[Liquid Chris|He's an impostor]], he's a poser<BR> | [[Liquid Chris|He's an impostor]], he's a poser<BR> | ||
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[''The singing mercifully ends.''] | [''The singing mercifully ends.''] | ||
C'mon. Damian. Damian Antaria. Give me a break! You know my, I don't want to be back in a situation where I'm, [[Virgin with rage|that desperate I got...]] | C'mon. Damian. Damian Antaria. Give me a break! You know my, I don't want to be back in a situation where I'm, [[Virgin with rage|that desperate I got...]] [''holds up the [[Claw of Fail|claw]]''] ...go as far as to pay a hundred dollars for [[Mia Hamm|a damn hooker]]. Give me a breaaak!! I'm a 28-year-old high-functioning autistic virgin! I'm in a [[CWCville|hell of my own]]! [''sigh''] C'mon, please? Pleeeeaaaase? I've been so very worried about you, I've had [[Obesity|heartaches]] since last Wednesday. I've had [[Biological Clock|sleepless nights]]! It really hurts! | ||
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[''He clutches at his chest.''] | [''He clutches at his chest.''] | ||
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[''He turns off the camera.''] | [''He turns off the camera.''] | ||
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Latest revision as of 01:39, 24 January 2022
"Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!! is a video released on 14 March 2010, in which Chris pleads to a gal-pal going by the pen name of Damian Antaria to not get a new boyfriend and take him instead, because his life is unhappy. After poorly singing a shortened version of his song "Boyfriend", he then asks Damian to "give him a break", and talks about his miserable life, and how without a girlfriend, he would need to go back to his plan to pay $100 for a hooker.
Uncharacteristically, Chris recorded and uploaded this video in the mid-afternoon. Thanks to his peculiar day-night cycle, he usually delivers his YouTube rants late at night or in the very early morning. The "boyfriend" Chris mentions eventually turned out to be an attempt by the Wallflower to get Chris off her back.
Video
| "Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!! | |
| Direct link | Youtube, archive |
| Stardate | 14 March 2010 |
| Subject Matter |  Gal Pals,  Sex,  Music
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| Performance Style |  Tragedy,  Crazy
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| Shirt |  Danger Stripe,  Pokémon League
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| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots! |
next Happy Sonichu Day |
| “ | You aren't even ready for a boyfriend! You told me so yourself, multiple times! | ” |
Transcript
[Chris opens the video with a heavy sigh and removes his glasses. His expression is troubled and grim.]
This message goes out to Damian Antaria, her pen name. Not revealing her real name, all things considered. You know something? You don't, you don't need that new boyfriend, because... I need you. We were very compatible, we had so much in common! I don't see why you had to go and do that I mean, you aren't even ready for a boyfriend! You told me so yourself, multiple times! I respected that for a little while. [sigh] But, you know what? This puts to mind a little something...
[He bends down to pick something up off the floor, a remote control, and queues up the old CWC "Boyfriend" video on his TV.]
...I have put together before.
[He begins singing.]
Hey hey, you you
I don't like your boyfriend
No way, no way
I think you need a new one
Hey hey, you you
I could be your boyfriend
da na da, da na da
da da da, da da da
[He begins waving his hands around spastically, which continues through his performance.]
In a second you'll be wrapped around my finger
'Cause I can, 'cause I can do it better
There's no other, so when's it gonna sink in?
He's so trollin' stupid, what the hell were you thinkin'?
That old sumbah try to take you out of my life
But you know I could do it better
He's an impostor, he's a poser
What the hells were you thinkin' with that damn pickle suit?
[The singing mercifully ends.]
C'mon. Damian. Damian Antaria. Give me a break! You know my, I don't want to be back in a situation where I'm, that desperate I got... [holds up the claw] ...go as far as to pay a hundred dollars for a damn hooker. Give me a breaaak!! I'm a 28-year-old high-functioning autistic virgin! I'm in a hell of my own! [sigh] C'mon, please? Pleeeeaaaase? I've been so very worried about you, I've had heartaches since last Wednesday. I've had sleepless nights! It really hurts!
[He clutches at his chest.]
Heartaches hurt. Think about that.
[He turns off the camera.]
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