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<poem>I want a [[sweetheart|girlfriend]] for [[Christmas#2004|Christmas]], now and forevermore. | <poem>I want a [[sweetheart|girlfriend]] for [[Christmas#2004|Christmas]], now and forevermore. | ||
I want a girlfriend for | I want a girlfriend for Christmas, so I won’t be [[Virgin with rage|lonely]] anymore. | ||
She should be 18-22. | She should be 18-22. | ||
And she ought to be [[boyfriend-free girl|Boyfriend-Free]] too. | And she ought to be [[boyfriend-free girl|Boyfriend-Free]] too. | ||
Why do all the [[Jerks]] get all the pretty girls, | Why do all the [[JERKS|Jerks]] get all the pretty girls, | ||
Leaving me with [[Noviophobia|none to choose from]]. | Leaving me with [[Noviophobia|none to choose from]]. | ||
I want a girlfriend for Christmas, to share my love, oh. | I want a girlfriend for Christmas, to share my love, oh. | ||
Revision as of 16:23, 9 March 2019
"I Want a Girlfriend for Christmas" is Chris's Christmas poem from Sonichu's News Dash #6, dated 4 December 2004.
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I want a girlfriend for Christmas, now and forevermore.
I want a girlfriend for Christmas, so I won’t be lonely anymore.
She should be 18-22.
And she ought to be Boyfriend-Free too.
Why do all the Jerks get all the pretty girls,
Leaving me with none to choose from.
I want a girlfriend for Christmas, to share my love, oh.
I want a girlfriend for Christmas, to kiss under the mistletoe.
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