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Revision as of 20:46, 16 June 2021
Twitch is a game streaming platform. Chris joined in 2018. His first stream was on 16 March, in which he played Burnout Paradise Remastered.
Description
As expected of Chris, he put no effort into setting up his page, as his description is a copy and paste of his Tumblr description:
| I am Christine W. Chandler, creator of Sonichu, Rosechu and the city of Cwcville, VA, as drawn in my Comic Book Series. And I am a proud Lesbian Transwoman. And this is my Tumblr; an expanion of my social networking; professional; I am still a work in progress, always. :) |
Sonichu's Live PS4 Broadcast (Burnout Paradise Remastered)
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PROTIP:
That disclaimer to "watch your ears" in the beginning isn't a joke. This is your first and only warning.
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| Chris Chan Stream "Highlights" | |
| Stardate | 16 March 2018 |
| Subject Matter | Burnout Paradise |
| TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos | |
| Chris Chan Twitch Stream Chat | |
| Stardate | 16 March 2018 |
| TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos | |
On 16 March 2018, Chris streamed himself playing the PS4 version of Burnout Paradise Remastered. This stream is notable in that he uses a headset while playing the game; sadly, it has either a really cheap/bad microphone, or Chris is speaking way too close into it (or most likely both), because the stream had continuous moments of ear rape courtesy of him.
A full copy of the stream is currently lost, but several viewers made clips of it that are still available on Twitch, and there is a YouTube compilation of many of the said clips.
Transcript (Chris Chan Stream "Highlights")
[Video opens with a caption on a black background] WATCH YOUR EARS
Ooh...mash it mash it mash it MASH IT!!!! [drives through a billboard, earning a bonus] HA-HA! [after smashing his car through the billboard, the car lands, and almost immediately afterwards smashes into a pole through the entrance of a road underneath another one] HNNNNG, NRRRRRRRRR. [waggles his tongue]
[smashes through another billboard] There's ANOTHER ONE! [singing] An' anurr one gone, anurr one gone, another one bites the dust!
Bumpity-bum-buuuum-bum.
Oh dear! There goes my hero! Nah [unintelligible; the constant clipping from Chris's mic doesn't help matters] had to drop me somewhere! SAWWWY!!! Better luck next time!
[regarding a mini-biker riding a bike in the car selection menu] That helmet too big for your head!
[smashing through a fence] Smashy smashy!
Smashy-crashy! SMASHY SMASHY MASHY!!!
Nope. You didn't get me that time, HEH-HA, ha-ha!
Still got(?) JUST IN TIIIIME! Just in time, he-heh. Step in time, step in time, step in time, never need a reason, never need a RHYYYYYMEE!!!!
Let's see what's around this way! Ooh, too big tunnel, too big tunnel.
[unintelligible again] ...for the commercial break. Have fun. [unintelligble statement] Budabudabudabudabudabudabudabudabudabuda. [almost passes by a fence and imitates the Three Stooges "Whoop-whoop-whoop" as he puts his car into reverse] Nyuk nyuk nyuk! [says something unintelligible about Moe]
[cut to another caption on black background, followed by a plug for the OP's personal channel] IT WAS PRETTY MUCH THAT FOR AN HOUR
CLog 04172018 - Buy My Toys
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WARNING! This video features high levels of Tard Rage. |
| “ | NO CALLS!!! | ” |
| Chris screeches at weens on Twitch | ||
On 17 April 2018, Chris streamed for the second time not to stream, but to push the sales of his Transformers toys. Visibly agitated, Chris vowed to stream until everything he has on stock is sold, refusing to communicate with viewers, making random-access humor (i.e. making random noises at random), and even bringing in Barb to state how dire their situation is. Despite this, the stream ended early due the howling of his dogs.
| CLog 04172018 - Buy My Toys | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 17 April 2018 |
| Subject Matter |  Marketing,  Handouts
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| Performance Style |  Rage,  Reason,  Crazy
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| Saga |  Financhu Crisis
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| Shirt |  Pink With Grey Sleeves
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| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous Look, I Am helping my mother and I with the monies |
next I have been paid to go; we’ll see if I can go (Seriously To Be Determined) |
[52 minutes of Chris playing with various toys, demanding the audience buy said toys on eBay ("You're gonna go on eBay!! You're gonna pay me $100!! And NO HATING!!"). Simultaneously, he's telling the audience he's ignoring all their comments. All the while Chris is screeching and babbling in various shrill, cartoon voices. Barb makes a brief (coerced) cameo at 32:00, where Chris interrogates her about fruit]
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