Chris Chan Q&A 27 October 2008
In an effort to get the heart-shattered Chris back in the mood to draw comics and post videos, the #sonichu chatroom convinced him to do a Q&A session, answering questions from his fans. This clip is perhaps best remembered for Christian's mockery of trolls who act like girls, which is ironic coming from a man who has worn his mother's underwear.
Chris also introduces Chloe, a short and fail attempt to fool the trolls into thinking he was already taken by a girl who was deeply interested with Chris IRL.
Christian concludes the presentation by reading an email purportedly from Megan Schroeder, to confirm that the real Chris has received it. Whether this was the real Megan or a troll posing as Megan to earn Christian's trust remains unclear.
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Captain's Log, Stardate October 27th, 2008.
This is the first Q&A video...of a, of a, of a lot of Q&A videos, of a, from s--of questions from Sonichu fans on the internet. Anyway, y'all know who I am... [holds up teddy bear] and this is Li'l Chris, teddy bear I put together at, uh, Create-A-Bear. [puts bear down and pats its back] Good little bear. [reaches back to get Guitar Hero guitar] And this is my gitar. Y'all should know my gitar. Stay tuned after toda--st--tuned later for, uh, for a special little introduction from Guitar Hero World Tour that I put together. [gets wristband] Also, this is my, uh, wristband. [puts it on] I put it on my wrist for when I play gitar. [holds guitar to show how wristband works] 'Cause when I play it...I...have my wrist there and I don't want the...edge of that, of the gitar, or strap here, rubbing against my arm. [puts everything away] Now, onto the questions!
We have a set of ten questions today, and the first question's from, first question is from SonichuBlue: I really liked your shirt from in your last video. What did you get it and where did you buy your clothes? Goodwill or Salvation Army.
And, If I could have thwee rishes, what would they be? Cure my autism, heal my parents, and then another three wishes, so that I could wish for money and n--and everything else.
And Why did I change Blake--Black Sonichu's name to Blake? To lower the, uh, to lower the, uh, comments about, uh, racism, and that sort of thing. And also Blake sounds better than Black Sonichu. It's shorter.
Uhhh...LittleBigPlanet was delayed! What happened? A song in the game! Originally, it had like two lyr--it had like two songs that had lyrics that had, uh...I mean, it had a song that had two song lyrics that, uh, both translated to, uh, apoptalycic--apoptalyc--apoctalyptic terms in the Ka-tar language. And, uh, there's enough bad news in the world as it is.
Oh, respectively, uh, that was SonichuBlue, then [unintelligible], MachPunch, and Stalin...now another one from MachPunch, What was the inspiration behind Naitsirhc's comic in issue number six? Look at episode nineteen of Excel-Saga, featuring the character Key. Don't care very much for him, but the outfit he wore was basically the inspiration behind Naitsirhc's outfi--Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc's outfit. Since he is the complete opposite...of mee.
Hmm. And, uh, from BlueCheese, Are there jails in CWCville? What happens when they commit crimes, and what's the worst crime? We have jails, same as everywhere else. Trial, then sentence, after being determined guilty or innocent. And the worst crime? Importing cigarettes or alcohol, which, uh, the s--which the s---which the, uh, sentence for that would be...[raises fist like a gavel]...would be ten years or fifteen hundred dollar fine. [pounds his knee with his fist] Case dismissed!
And from Irontail, What's the status on my love life? A hundred percent heart! I met the girl named Chloe, at the GameStop, where we have reserved the, uh, LittleBigPlanet. Li--The GameStop over at Forest Lakes. Lives a--lives a--she lives around here, on, uh, Dickerson Road, that's nearby. Other details I will--I will--I will--I will leave discreet, because I do not want to reveal any more information than necessary, for there c--for there can be impostors on the internet, trying to, uh, get a cheap laugh and what-not. [uses stupid voice] "Oh look at me, I'm a troll, I think I'll play around as a girl! HEL-LOOOOO!" Not a good idea. In CWCville, the s--the, uh, sentence for that would be twenty years prison, or two thousand dollar fine! [pounds knee] Case dismissed! Oh, and also, worst punishment, a kick in the teeth--bssh! [mimes a punch in the teeth]
And from MudkipsStar[?], he asks about Sonichu's power level. His electric level, he can go as high as ten thousand volts or b--or greater.
And, uh, Stalin[?], Will the medallions be made for sale? Not at the moment, but when Sonichu becomes official on the market. Officially. But not, which, uh, but, uh again emphasizing, Jimmy Hill's products are fake, do not buy them.
And from AquaP[?], Will there ever be a level up from Sonichu? Ultra Sonichu. And it's uncertain at the moment when he will make his appearance. At the moment. It's uncertain.
And Moving out of my parents' anytime soon? No current plans. And, possibly, but possibly move in with Chloe, but not at the moment because, uh, she's renting at the moment, and, uh, she'll let me move in with her after she gets her own place.
And Would I ever become a SPOIM DURNAL? Maybe. That's the answer.
Well, that's it for the Q&A, but I want to close this with a comment, from, from somebody else, uh, that wants to confirm my identity...friend of mine, whose name will--shall remain anonymous at the moment, uhhh. So, anyway, if I read this message that, uh, anyway, I'll quote it. She says:
"OK, Chris, if you read out this message I sent I'll know it's you. Please just read it out in full, and then the trolling should stop. If it doesn't stop, then I'll stop using this email address. I installed my message program because of all the people sending me fake messages and trolling me. I wanted to talk with you, and catch up on everything. You know it's me, because I use the word ba--"
[freezes, decides not to read this line]...and...next paragraph.
"Just be careful, Chris. I'm worried about talking to you because I want it to be private, and I just want to know it's really Christian I'm talking to. We have a lot of things to talk about. I only talk to you on the...[Chris is probably skipping over something here]...if I'm a hundred percent sure it's just between you and me. From Megan Schroeder."
[Looks up at camera, points] Shame on you, you internet bullies. Shame on you.
Anyway, stay tuned for--I'll upload a new video that's, uh, from Guitar Hero World Tour that I think y'all will be very interested in, and that I have put together yesterday. Also, LittleBigPlanet level--I'll make a video for that soon enough after the, uh...what's the word I'm looking for...uh, I mean, anyway, after the, uh, after the website, after the internet portion comes back online. Anyway, this is me, signing off for the moment. Take care and stay safe.
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