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[[Image:ChrisSanta.jpg|thumb|right|Only in Chris's dreams.]]
[[Image:ChrisSanta.jpg|thumb|right|Only in Chris's dreams.]]


'''"I Want a Girlfriend for Christmas"''' is [[Chris]]'s [[Christmas]] poem from ''[[Sonichu's News Dash]]'' #6, dated 04 December [[2004]].  
'''"I Want a Girlfriend for Christmas"''' is [[Chris]]'s [[Christmas]] poem from ''[[Sonichu's News Dash]]'' #6, dated 4 December [[2004]].  


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<poem>I want a [[sweetheart|girlfriend]] for [[Christmas#2004|Christmas]], now and forevermore.
<poem>I want a [[sweetheart|girlfriend]] for [[Christmas#2004|Christmas]], now and forevermore.
I want a girlfriend for Christmas, so I won’t be [[Virgin with Rage|lonely]] anymore.
I want a girlfriend for [[Christmas]], so I won’t be [[Virgin with Rage|lonely]] anymore.
She should be 18-22.
She should be 18-22.
And she ought to be [[boyfriend-free girl|Boyfriend-Free]] too.
And she ought to be [[boyfriend-free girl|Boyfriend-Free]] too.
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Leaving me with [[Noviophobia|none to choose from]].
Leaving me with [[Noviophobia|none to choose from]].
I want a girlfriend for Christmas, to share my love, oh.
I want a girlfriend for Christmas, to share my love, oh.
I want a girlfriend for Christmas, to [[Rape|kiss]] under the mistletoe.</poem>
I want a girlfriend for Christmas, to kiss under the mistletoe.</poem>


==See also:==
==See also:==
*"[[All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend]]"
*"[[All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend]]"
*''[[Sonichu's News Dash]]''
*''[[Sonichu's News Dash!]]''
*[[Christmas]]
*[[Christmas]]
*[[Kimmi]]


{{Writings}}
{{Writings}}
{{Love quest}}


[[Category:Poetry]]
[[Category:Poetry]]

Revision as of 07:47, 16 May 2012

Only in Chris's dreams.

"I Want a Girlfriend for Christmas" is Chris's Christmas poem from Sonichu's News Dash #6, dated 4 December 2004.

Text

I want a girlfriend for Christmas, now and forevermore.
I want a girlfriend for Christmas, so I won’t be lonely anymore.
She should be 18-22.
And she ought to be Boyfriend-Free too.
Why do all the Jerks get all the pretty girls,
Leaving me with none to choose from.
I want a girlfriend for Christmas, to share my love, oh.
I want a girlfriend for Christmas, to kiss under the mistletoe.

See also:

The writings of Chris-Chan

Poetry: "Valentines Day Hymn" | "For My True Love, I Would…" | "Hard Love Quest" | "I Want a Girlfriend for Christmas" | "Saddest Heart in the World" | "Song of Christian" | "Sonichu's Ode to Rosechu" | "An Inspired Poem for Jackie" | "PAIN Enduring since October 29, 2013" | "Ride or Die" | "Weston Haiku"

Prose: "How the Pokémon Came into Our PokéBalls" | "A Week With Christian Chandler" | "My big 18th party" | "Bionic the Hedgehog" | "Sonichu & Rosechu… The Genesis of the Lovehogs" | Sonichu's News Dash | "Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares" | "Story of My Current Days" | "The High School Story" | "A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story" | Chris's Response to the Terrorism Attacks in Paris | "The Awakening of a CPU, AKA The Idea Guy Corruptions" | THE DIMENSIONAL MERGE IS HAPPENING NOW! | Sonichu Journal Pages | Whispering Spell (Restore Magic) | Dimensional Barrier Shatter Spell | SNT Vs Sonichu 2.5-Plus | Jail letters

See Also: Signature