CWCki:Glossary

This is a glossary of common terms regarding Christian Weston Chandler, as well as the fanbase that surrounds him.

For a list of Chris's personal linguistic quirks, refer to CWC-isms.

A

• admin - CWCki staff above jerkops, but below bureaucrats.
• A-Logging - The act of overplaying or exaggerating a lolcow's negative traits to an irrational degree, often as a means of feeling superior in comparison, or out of a belief that "justice" must be served to them.
• A-Log - An individual who is suspected of A-logging.
• AMA - Ask Me Anything; a Q&A thread that someone creates on a given subject.
• anti-troll - Someone who attempts to stop trolling by trolling the trolls.
• archive - A copy of a file or page that is saved and posted when the original gets deleted.
• autism - A neurological condition associated with differences in social skills and restricted behaviors. The term "autistic" is also used metaphorically as an insult.

B

• BarbGate - The drama surrounding the incestuous affair between Chris and his mother.
• barbussy - Chris's mother's nether regions.
• Bellaposter - A person who frequented the Kiwi Farms subforum on Isabella Loretta Janke, and spread various unverified claims from said subforum across the CWCsphere.
• bellaposting - The act of spreading unverified claims, rumors, and conspiracy theories across the CWCsphere. Named after Isabella Loretta Janke, a large subject of such activities.
• bureaucrat - CWCki staff above jerkops and admins, who have the ability to promote or demote users.
• Borb - A portmanteau of "Bob + Barb". Often incorrectly used by newfags to refer to Barb.

C

• call - A phone call made to Chris's house, usually for trolling purposes.
• carpetbagging - the act of profiting off of Chris for monetary gain or attention.
• carpetbagger - A person who profits off of Chris' infamy or recent drama for dishonest purposes.
• Charb - A portmanteau of "Chris" and "Barb" following Bob's death, inspired by "Borb".
• Chriscest - Chris's affair with his mother.
• Christorian - Someone who documents Christory on websites like this one.
• Christory - The entire lore surrounding Chris's life.
• Christuber - An individual who uses YouTube as a platform to document Chris and his orbiters.
• clout-chasing - Doing something with the sole intent of getting attention.
• Chronicling - Shorthand used to refer to one of the Lainchu Chroniclings.
• counter-troll - A troll who attempts to prevent or hijack the actions of another troll.
• Crystalgate - The period in Christory where there were ongoing conspiracy theories propagated by Naught and MKRNightVee surrounding Chris and his relations with Praetor. Named after the saga's most prominent scandal involving Chris attempting to shock his Gate Crystal with a Taser.
• CWC-ism - A made up word or word with an alternative meaning created or given by Chris.
• CWCki - A wiki which documents the lore surrounding Christian Weston Chandler, along with the people who orbit him.
• CWCSphere - The community centered around Chris.

D

• DDoS - Distributed Denial of Service attack, the act of mass flooding of a server with garbage data to overload it and prevent access.
• devotee - A fan of Chris who is not a troll or passive observer.
• DoCCS - Devotees of Chris Chan Sonichu, also known as enablers.
• doxing – The release of dox (documents, i.e. personal information) pertaining to an individual. Chris doxed himself.

E

• editor - The lowest CWCKI account position. Their role is to edit the CWCKI.
• enabler - Someone who facilitates the actions or habits of someone else even if said actions or habits cause harm to said someone or others.
• enabling - The act of facilitating the actions or habits of another even when said actions or habits cause harm.
• Encyclopedia Dramatica - A controversial, and mostly dead, satirical wiki that once documented various aspects of Internet Culture and lolcows. Chris was one such subject of this wiki.
• era - A period of Chris's life characterized by the most notable aspect of that period.
• exceptional - Retarded; comes from a Kiwi Farms word filter.
• exile - A period of time in Christory where Chris is inactive.

F

• fail - 2000s online slang often used in conjunction with Chris's life.
• fan - Chris does have some genuine fans, though it's safe to say the vast majority are trolls.
• fan video - A video on Chris made by someone other than him, regardless of whether the person was actually a fan.
• fanart - Art created by a fan of a work or form of media.
• Farms (The) - Shorthand for the Kiwi Farms.
• Financhu Crisis - The period in Christory where Chris was struggling financially.
• Fiona - A woman who expresses a genuine crush on Chris. Named after the gal-pal who expressed such feelings.

G

• gal-pal – A female friend.
• gatekeeping – The act of policing who can and cannot be a part of a movement.
• GodBear - God and Leonard Bearstein. A play on the CWC-ism "GodJesus" referring to "God and Jesus".

H

• halal - An Arabic word referring to something that is permissible usually within the religion of Islam. In the context of lolcow culture, it refers to an onlooker who becomes a lolcow.

I

• Idea Guys - A group of trolls who played a significant part in introducing Chris to many of his current beliefs. They are also infamous for brainwashing Chris into believing the city of CWCville was being invaded by Nazis, getting him to believe he is a CPU goddess, and extorting large sums of money from him. So far, three Idea Guys have been identified.
• Imposter Lainchu: The version of Lainchu depicted by The WCT.

J

• jerkief - A rank between jerkops and manajerk. (Discord only)
• jerkop - The lowest rank of the CWCki staff.

K

• Kiwi Farms – A controversial forum for documenting and discussing Internet oddities. It was originally called the CWCki Forums, and it was dedicated primarily to Chris throughout its early history.

L

• Lainchu Chronclings - A series of chronicles that Anaxis recorded while talking to Chris under the Lainchu persona, and posted on the CWCki.
• letter - A personal letter sent by Chris, typically during the Jail Saga.
• light enabling - The act of simply acknowledging Chris's fantasies without giving him any new lore or talking about it at great depth. Some Christorical figures (including Null, Marvin, and Anaxis) have used technique when attempting to interact with Chris.
• lolcow - An individual who gains notoriety on the Internet due to their peculiar or abnormal interests, mannerisms and behaviors, and are observed by onlookers and/or exploited ("milked") for more content by trolls as a result.
• Love Quest - Chris' attempts to find a girlfriend for himself.
• lumberjacking - Cutting someone's internet down; revoking their internet privileges.

M

• Megan - Any one of Chris's gal-pals that he had a genuine, long-term friendship with, but cut ties with him later, and often categorized by a large portion of the CWCsphere sympathizing for them. Named after the original gal-pal that was just that. The other "Megans" are the Wallflower, DoopieDoOver, and Fiona.
• milk - Content created by lolcows.
• milked - Used when a lolcow stops creating content.

N

• newfag - A new member of a community, typically one who does stupid things out of inexperience with the community.
• newbie/newfren - Someone who has recently discovered or gotten into Christory.

O

• observer – A person who observes Chris without interacting with him.
• Onion Farms – Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt's alternative to the Kiwi Farms.
• orbiter – An observer who hangs around Chris circles in an attempt to get closer

P

• popular Christory – Christory as it is known by average Internet denizens. Often rife with myths and misconceptions.
• post-jail - The period of time after Chris was released from Central Virginia Regional Jail.
• post-merge – The period of time after Chris's arrest, once he declared that the merge was on. In reality, the only dimension he merged with was the jail dimension.
• Praetorium - A term used by some to refer to Chris's newest residence in Big Island, owned by Caden Peck and a place where he lives since the latter half of the Third Exile.

Q

• Q&A - A thread or article that is created with the intention of users asking questions and the recipient answering them.
• Question Depository - A page that Anaxis had created on this wiki to record people's questions to send to Chris for him to answer.

R

• Reddit - A social platform where users post content, for it to then be voted and discussed amongst the user base.

S

• saga - A series of events united by an overarching theme or character.
• speculative Christory - The genre of discussing possible scenarios or alternative outcomes of Christory.
• sperging - A term used to describe someone who is in a state of rage or anger.
• Suitress (The) - The CWCki's former codename for Fiona, used up until late 2023 as a means of protecting her real identity. Now a common nickname for her amongst the CWCsphere.
• sweetheart - A term Chris used to describe his girlfriend.

T

• touching the poop - Interacting with lolcows or getting involved in drama related to them.
• troll - A person engaged in trolling (a loose term for insincere or manipulative Internet behavior).

U

• Unholy Quintet - The five practices within the CWCSphere that are often frowned down upon by observers. (White Knighting, A-Logging, Enabling, Weening, Carpetbagging)
• Untrusted Guests (The) - The term used to refer to Bella and Fiona together as a single entity.
• unreliable narrator - An individual whose credibility is compromised due to their nature.
• user - You!

V

• vidya - Video games.

W

• Wallflower (The) - The CWCki's codename for a woman who befriended Chris, but whom Chris had advanced on inappropriately and doxed, which led to her getting attention from trolls.
• wallflowering - The act of removing someone's dox off of a website.
• Watchmen - A group of white knights and enablers whose primary purpose was to protect Chris from weens and trolls.
• ween - A failed troll.
• weening - The attempted and failed act of trolling Chris, often resulting in making a complete fool of oneself. Casually, the term is used to refer to anyone who fits into the Unholy Quintet.
• white-knight - People that constantly defend the act of someone (such as Chris) on the Internet. Some white-knights have ulterior moments, but others act on compassion, pity, or a genuine attempt to help Chris.
• white-knighting - The process of constantly defending someone even if said someone has committed a crime or morally reprehensible act.
• WikiGnome - An editor who makes useful incremental changes to a wiki without clamoring for attention.

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See Also

• CWC-isms