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[[Image:Fashionsquareretail399 thumb.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Image from inside the mall. OMG!!! A [[Hex Bawx]] Store!!!]]
[[Image:Fashionsquareretail399 thumb.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Image from inside the mall. OMG!!! A [[Hex Bawx]] Store!!!]]


'''Charlottesville Fashion Square''' is the home of [[Chris]]'s [[love quest]] (and now [[fuck quest]]) exploits. Where he met [[Anna McLerran|Anna]]. He was banned for loitering, but the year long ban has since expired. However, Chris's track record suggests a second ban is imminent in the near future. He has a fixation to it, encouraging all fans or interested people to meet him there.
'''Charlottesville Fashion Square''' is the home of [[Chris]]'s [[love quest]] (and now [[fuck quest]]) exploits. He was banned for loitering, but the year long ban has since expired. However, Chris's track record suggests a second ban is imminent in the near future. He has a fixation to it, encouraging all fans or interested people to meet him there.


Fun Fact: The mall was also used in the Tom Clancy book ''The Teeth of the Tiger'' as the scene of an Islamic terrorist act. The only relevance this has with Chris is that he also caused terror there himself to many a [[gal pal|YOUNG LADY]] and [[jerkop|security guard]].
Fun Fact: The mall was also used in the Tom Clancy book ''The Teeth of the Tiger'' as the scene of an Islamic terrorist act. The only relevance this has with Chris is that he also caused terror there himself to many a [[gal pal|YOUNG LADY]] and [[jerkop|security guard]].


In the CWC canon, this is referred to "Fashion Square Mall," never mind that there actually ''is'' a Fashion Square Mall… in Saginaw, Michigan, a city that Chris hasn't even come close to visiting.
In the CWC canon, this is referred to "Fashion Square Mall," never mind that there actually ''is'' a Fashion Square Mall… in Saginaw, Michigan, a city that Chris hasn't even come close to visiting.
It was in this mall where Chris met [[Anna McLerran|Anna]] and the [[Tale of the Crazy Pacer]] got its start. It was here that he had his heart smashed down to 15% by [[Hanna]], and presumably where he (accompanied by [[Bob|his father]]) went on his "date" with Emily, who was later rescued by [[The Man in the Pickle Suit]]. It's safe to say that, at one point, a large portion of Chris's time spent outside the house was at this mall. Of course, he only rarely ventures outside these days to [[Father Call|shovel snow]] and do an occasional "[[Sonichu's Edge|parkay]]", so he may not have graced the halls of the Fashion Square with his presence in a while. Regardless, due to the misadventures Chris had here, this place holds a significant role in Christory.


==Comic references==
==Comic references==

Revision as of 00:20, 12 February 2010

External view of Charlottesville Fashion Square.
Image from inside the mall. OMG!!! A Hex Bawx Store!!!

Charlottesville Fashion Square is the home of Chris's love quest (and now fuck quest) exploits. He was banned for loitering, but the year long ban has since expired. However, Chris's track record suggests a second ban is imminent in the near future. He has a fixation to it, encouraging all fans or interested people to meet him there.

Fun Fact: The mall was also used in the Tom Clancy book The Teeth of the Tiger as the scene of an Islamic terrorist act. The only relevance this has with Chris is that he also caused terror there himself to many a YOUNG LADY and security guard.

In the CWC canon, this is referred to "Fashion Square Mall," never mind that there actually is a Fashion Square Mall… in Saginaw, Michigan, a city that Chris hasn't even come close to visiting.

It was in this mall where Chris met Anna and the Tale of the Crazy Pacer got its start. It was here that he had his heart smashed down to 15% by Hanna, and presumably where he (accompanied by his father) went on his "date" with Emily, who was later rescued by The Man in the Pickle Suit. It's safe to say that, at one point, a large portion of Chris's time spent outside the house was at this mall. Of course, he only rarely ventures outside these days to shovel snow and do an occasional "parkay", so he may not have graced the halls of the Fashion Square with his presence in a while. Regardless, due to the misadventures Chris had here, this place holds a significant role in Christory.

Comic references

Sub-Episode 1: "Jerkop-tastropie"

Dramatization of Chris getting busted by mall security for loitering.

Sub-Episode 2: "The Rise & Fall of My Heart"

Dramatization of a girl who works at a Starbucks trolling Chris by taking him out on a date.

See also

External links

Locations in the CWCverse

CWCville:

Main sights (map): CWCville City | CWCville Park | CWCville Mall (CWCville Mayoral Office | Full list of stores) | Jungle/Mountain Areas (Chameleon Cult Jungle Dojo | Wild Sonichu's Treehouse) | Subdivision Areas (14 Brunchville Lane) | Target Mini-Marts | Walmart Mini-Marts

Other places of note: Billy Mays Tower | Bolyn High | CWC-Cola Bottling Company | CWCee Dees | CWCville Beach (Pier 969) | CWCville Baptist Church | CWCville General Hospital | CWCville Studios | CWCville University | Cwick-Circuit City | Cwick City Gym | Double-CWC Hotel | KCWC | Layla's Apartment | Local Coffee Shop | Pokemon Center | Samuel Memorial United Christian Church | Sarah's Apartment Complex | Simonla Rosechu's Rabbit Hole | True Blue St. (CWCville Police Dept. 11th Precinct)

Environs (map): Giovanni's Gym/Base | Kel's House | Pallet Town | Sonic's House | Station Square | Zapbud Fields


The Axis of Slaweel: Clarksville, Tennessee (4-cent_garbage.com HQ) | Cly's Mansion | Dark Mirror Hole | Doctor Robotnik's Base | Get-Tar Region | Giovanni's Gym/Base | Mal-Wart Region (M-C-Dville) | The Moon | Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (High School District) | Sho-Mall Region (Fa-Square) | Viridian City


Other places: Destiny Cave | Mysterious Rainbow Island | Mysterious Mountain | Nabe's Dojo-Shin | New Island | The Ocean | Parodyse Isle | RuleCWC | Time Void