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* '''[[Rollin' and Trollin']]''' ''17 [[July 2009]]'' {{Smug}} {{TrollinShirt}}<br/>Chris gives a tour of CWCville, then proclaims that he has been trolling everyone from the start. This would lead to the appearance of [[Liquid Chris]].
* '''[[Rollin' and Trollin']]''' ''17 [[July 2009]]'' {{Smug}} {{TrollinShirt}}<br/>Chris gives a tour of CWCville, then proclaims that he has been trolling everyone from the start. This would lead to the appearance of [[Liquid Chris]].


* '''[[CWC Trollin More]]''' ''19 [[July 2009]]'' {{Comedy}} {{RedShirt2}}<br/>Chris proclaims that he is, indeed, a fat, jobless, slob of a manchild.
* '''[[CWC Trollin More]]''' ''19 [[July 2009]]'' {{Comedy}} {{RedShirt2}} {{DenimJacket}}<br/>Chris proclaims that he is, indeed, a fat, jobless, slob of a manchild.


* '''[[REAL Protest against the FAKE]]''' ''22 [[July 2009]]'' {{Liquid}} {{BlueTShirt}}<br/>Chris protests the beloved YouTube Chris-chan impersonator, CChanSonichuCWC.
* '''[[REAL Protest against the FAKE]]''' ''22 [[July 2009]]'' {{Liquid}} {{BlueTShirt}} {{DenimJacket}}<br/>Chris protests the beloved YouTube Chris-chan impersonator, CChanSonichuCWC.


*'''[[Do Not Dis C Ville]]''' ''23 [[July 2009]]'' {{Liquid}} {{ClassicShortSleeve}}<br/>Chris equates the purely fictional CWCville with the real Charlottesville, presumably because they both start with a "C," and declares that impugning one is to impugn the other.
*'''[[Do Not Dis C Ville]]''' ''23 [[July 2009]]'' {{Liquid}} {{ClassicShortSleeve}} {{DenimJacket}}<br/>Chris equates the purely fictional CWCville with the real Charlottesville, presumably because they both start with a "C," and declares that impugning one is to impugn the other.


* '''[[It's UGH!]]''' - ''24 [[July 2009]]'' {{Homos}} {{Music}} {{BrownLogoShirt2}}<br/>Chris sings "It's Okay To Be Gay".
* '''[[It's UGH!]]''' - ''24 [[July 2009]]'' {{Homos}} {{Music}} {{BrownLogoShirt2}}<br/>Chris sings "It's Okay To Be Gay".


* '''[[Cwc dare]]''' - ''24 [[July 2009]]'' {{Homos}} {{Music}} {{RedBlackTrim}}<br/> Chris sings Stan Bush's "Dare".
* '''[[Cwc dare]]''' - ''24 [[July 2009]]'' {{Homos}} {{Music}} {{RedBlackTrim}} {{DenimJacket}}<br/> Chris sings Stan Bush's "Dare".


* '''[[Chris humps his PS3]]''' ''24 [[July 2009]]'' {{Sex}} {{Comedy}} {{BlueTShirt}} {{Leaked}}<br/>Chris humps his PS3 for 8 minutes.
* '''[[Chris humps his PS3]]''' ''24 [[July 2009]]'' {{Sex}} {{Comedy}} {{BlueTShirt}} {{Leaked}}<br/>Chris humps his PS3 for 8 minutes.
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* '''[[CWC More Than A Feeling]]''' ''29 [[July 2009]]'' {{Music}} {{RedStripeShirt}}<br/>Chris "Guitar Hero"'s to "More Than A Feeling".
* '''[[CWC More Than A Feeling]]''' ''29 [[July 2009]]'' {{Music}} {{RedStripeShirt}}<br/>Chris "Guitar Hero"'s to "More Than A Feeling".


* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate July 29th, 2009]]''' {{RedShirt2}}<br/>In this video Chris explains that he is a troll trolling trolls.
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate July 29th, 2009]]''' {{RedShirt2}} {{DenimJacket}}<br/>In this video Chris explains that he is a troll trolling trolls.


*'''[[That Goatee WILL Grow Back]]''' ''31 [[August 2009]]'' {{Crazy}} {{Liquid}} {{ClassicShirt}}<br/>Chris shaves his goatee off on camera.
*'''[[That Goatee WILL Grow Back]]''' ''31 [[August 2009]]'' {{Crazy}} {{Liquid}} {{ClassicShirt}}<br/>Chris shaves his goatee off on camera.
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*'''[[CWC Fighter]]''' ''18 [[August 2009]]'' {{Crazy}} {{RedShirt2}}<br/>Chris does an interpretive dance that he mistakes for martial arts skills.
*'''[[CWC Fighter]]''' ''18 [[August 2009]]'' {{Crazy}} {{RedShirt2}}<br/>Chris does an interpretive dance that he mistakes for martial arts skills.


* '''[[One Blessing, and One Curse]]''' ''18 [[August 2009]]'' {{Rage}} {{RedShirt2}}<br/>Chris deals out some Forgiveness Blessings and [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]]s.
* '''[[One Blessing, and One Curse]]''' ''18 [[August 2009]]'' {{Rage}} {{RedShirt2}} {{DenimJacket}}<br/>Chris deals out some Forgiveness Blessings and [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]]s.


* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 20th, 2009]]''' {{Comics}} {{Website}} {{GreenWhiteStripe}}<br/>Chris announces his DeviantArt account as an alternative site for viewing his comic pages during the outage of Cwcipedia. He also claims that trolls are assuming his identity in attempts to trick various "companies," and that this will not succeed.
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 20th, 2009]]''' {{Comics}} {{Website}} {{GreenWhiteStripe}} {{DenimJacket}}<br/>Chris announces his DeviantArt account as an alternative site for viewing his comic pages during the outage of Cwcipedia. He also claims that trolls are assuming his identity in attempts to trick various "companies," and that this will not succeed.


* '''[[Show RESPECT to me, "C"CWC]]''' ''22 [[August 2009]]'' {{Music}} {{ClassicShirt}}<br/>Chris sings Aretha Franklin's "Respect," demanding people not only respect him but also praise him.  
* '''[[Show RESPECT to me, "C"CWC]]''' ''22 [[August 2009]]'' {{Music}} {{ClassicShirt}}<br/>Chris sings Aretha Franklin's "Respect," demanding people not only respect him but also praise him.  

Revision as of 19:20, 4 June 2010

July 2009

  • Captain's Log, Stardate July 1st, 2009 Red & WhiteRed & White
    Chris denies that he was responsible for the untimely death of CWCville Mayor BILLY MAYS. He also mentions that he's continuing his Love Quest and that he will finish the long-awaited Sonichu Comic.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate July 7th, 2009 Green White StripeGreen White Stripe
    Chris dispels myths that he has a Death Note. He also goes on a bit more on how he didn't kill Billy Mays, and that he shouldn't be considered a scapegoat.
  • The July 10th Messages 10 July 2009 RageRage The RefereeRefereeshirt.PNG
    Chris calls out three people, insulting them and spitting out death threats. These videos would lead to Chris' then-current YouTube account to be shut down.
  • CWC Trollin More 19 July 2009 ComedyComedy Red StuttgartRedshirt2.png Denim JacketTruckerSprite.png
    Chris proclaims that he is, indeed, a fat, jobless, slob of a manchild.
  • Do Not Dis C Ville 23 July 2009 LiquidLiquid The Classic Short SleeveClassicshort.png Denim JacketTruckerSprite.png
    Chris equates the purely fictional CWCville with the real Charlottesville, presumably because they both start with a "C," and declares that impugning one is to impugn the other.
  • It's UGH! - 24 July 2009 HomosHomos MusicMusic Brown with Blue LogoBrownlogoshirt2.png
    Chris sings "It's Okay To Be Gay".
  • Cwc dare - 24 July 2009 HomosHomos MusicMusic Red with Black TrimRedblacktrim.png Denim JacketTruckerSprite.png
    Chris sings Stan Bush's "Dare".
  • SingStar Challenge Round 1 31 August 2009 MusicMusic LiquidLiquid Classic ShirtClassic Shirt
    Chris sings "Sonic Boom" from the Sonic the Hedgehog CD and addresses accusations of cheating, while Liquid Chris sings "You're Pitiful" by "Weird Al" Yankovic.

August 2009

  • SingStar Challenge Round 2 1 August 2009 MusicMusic LiquidLiquid ParappaParappa
    Chris sings "Don't Say You Love Me" by M2M, while Liquid Chris sings "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" by Will Smith; Chris accuses Liquid of ad-libbing based solely on the video title.
  • SingStar Challenge Round 3 3 August 2009 MusicMusic LiquidLiquid Green and WhiteGreenwhiteshirt.png
    Chris sings "Autumn Goodbye" by Britney Spears, while Liquid Chris sings "Heaven" by Bryan Adams; Chris tries to use his high school yearbook to prove his identity.
  • SingStar Challenge Round 4 4 August 2009 MusicMusic LiquidLiquid Classic ShirtClassic Shirt
    Chris sings "The Touch" by Stan Bush, while Liquid Chris sings "Think Twice" by Eve 6; both contestants announce their rival's songs for the final round.
  • SingStar Challenge Round 5 5 August 2009 MusicMusic LiquidLiquid Brown with LogoBrownshirtwithlogo.png
    Chris sings "Can I Smell Yo Dick?" by Riskay, and replaces "dick" with the word "duck," and Liquid Chris makes him sing it again. Liquid sings "Lift your Eyes" by the Planetshakers.
  • CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!! 6 August 2009 RageRage LiquidLiquid The JokerThe Joker
    Chris demands that Liquid Chris sing the full-length of the final song and tells people he is not "Ian Brandon SOMETHING!"
  • NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!! 14 August 2009 RageRage LiquidLiquid Red with Black TrimRedblacktrim.png
    When Liquid Chris declares himself the winner of the SingStar Challenge, moving on to make Sonichu into a multimedia franchise and marrying his girl friend, Chris blows his lid.
  • CWC Fighter 18 August 2009 CrazyCrazy Red StuttgartRedshirt2.png
    Chris does an interpretive dance that he mistakes for martial arts skills.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate August 20th, 2009 ComicsComics WebsiteWebsite Green White StripeGreen White Stripe Denim JacketTruckerSprite.png
    Chris announces his DeviantArt account as an alternative site for viewing his comic pages during the outage of Cwcipedia. He also claims that trolls are assuming his identity in attempts to trick various "companies," and that this will not succeed.
  • THAT IS MY HOUSE - 27 August 2009 RageRage Green with Black TrimGreenblacktrim.png
    Chris demands that the videos of his house he put up just five months earlier be taken down or he's in trouble. In the uncut version, Bob Chandler makes an appearance, revealing why he wants the videos down.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate August 30th, 2009 The RefereeRefereeshirt.PNG
    Christian Weston Chandler claims to have not received any boxes from the USPS or UPS. He then goes on to prove he's completely insane by taking on a second personality: Christopher.

September 2009

  • Captain's Log, Stardate September 4th, 2009 RageRage Blue with Thin StripesBlueThinStripes.png
    Chris thanks Vivian for his father's birthday present and also shows his displeasure at Vivian wanting to put the audiobooks on DVD and sell them, demanding that she remove all the videos and shut down her account before she can regain his respect again.
  • Sign Destruction Video - 6 September 2009 ViolenceViolence RageRage Classic ShirtClassic Shirt
    Chris shows his displeasure at Vivian's refusal to remove the videos by destroying the sign that was put on his front yard months earlier.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate September 10th, 2009 Video gamesVideo games Red StuttgartRedshirt2.png
    Chris utterly dismisses a possible interview with Veronica Belmont of Playstation Magazine Europe as a troll, continuing to display his utter paranoia and control over what he wants to do and how he wants it.
  • Clyde Cash the kid video - 16 September 2009 ReasonReason ClydeClyde Green White StripeGreen White Stripe
    Chris wants his fans to call the cops on Clyde Cash, who he thinks is also Gregg Mays AND an elementary school kid!

October 2009

  • Challenge for Clyde 11 October 2009 ViolenceViolence RageRage ClydeClyde Straight White LinesStraight White Lines
    Christian calls out Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash for torturing his friends, then attempts to demonstrate how good of a fighter he is by punching a book, and then his own face.
  • Chris Loses It 12 October 2009 PowerPower CrazyCrazy Dark RedDark Red ClydeClyde
    A bizarre video in which Chris shouts to himself in the darkness, falls off a chair, and throws things at his camera.
  • War Paint Video 14 October 2009 RacismRacism ViolenceViolence CrazyCrazy White TWhite T
    Chris unburies the tomahawk toy gun he used to shoot at the Adam Stackhouse photo, and calls a war-curse upon the trolls through his alleged Cherokee ancestry.
  • Brutal Legend 18 October 2009 Video gamesVideo games Vert RedVert Red
    Chris presumably plugs Brütal Legend. We have no way of knowing, as the video has no sound.
  • Brutal Legend Plus 21 October 2009 ComedyComedy Video gamesVideo games LiquidLiquid Straight White LinesStraight White Lines
    Chris uploads another version of the previous video with sound this time, albeit with several skips due to PSEye neglect. He does indeed plug the game Brütal Legend and also takes a moment to hypocritically ridicule trolls.
  • For Chris 22 October 2009 LiquidLiquid Vert RedVert Red
    Chris, still seriously suffering from crappywebcamitis, lists a whole bunch of adjectives that don't really describe him.
  • I Love You Kacey 23 October 2009 ReasonReason LiquidLiquid Red Green StripeRedgreenvertstripe.png
    Thinking he may still have a chance at banging Liquid's girlfriend (after duping her in an attempt to get laid), Chris pours his heart out to her. Being the unselfish gentleman that he is, he also gives her express permission to date whoever she wants.
  • 10242009 RageRage ClydeClyde Red Green StripeRedgreenvertstripe.png
    Chris delivers a brief message to Gregg Mays to let him know he is not scared of him.
  • To Clyde Gregg 27 October 2009 SmugSmug ClydeClyde Green White StripeGreen White Stripe
    Chris declares his intentions to blackmail Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash by making threats to post a video that shows his real face.
  • ClydeGoingOnGregg1 27 October 2009 SmugSmug ClydeClyde AudioAudio
    The first blackmail attempt towards Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash, which contains a picture of Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes with the head of some white guy plastered on. Chris makes some dubious claims that the head in question belongs to Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash.
  • For Chris II 27 October 2009 ReasonReason LiquidLiquid Green White StripeGreen White Stripe
    Chris tells Liquid Chris to "Back away from Kacey" and threatens to throw a hissy fit if his request is not obliged.
  • Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!! 28 October 2009 ComedyComedy SmugSmug ClydeClyde AudioAudio
    The second blackmail attempt towards Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash, which contains a picture of two drunk and lightly dressed women on top of each other. The one on the bottom has the head of a man in a Spider-Man mask plastered over her own. Chris claim this to be Gregg/Clyde's friend, Matt. That Chris is subtly (although it comes across as rather ham-handed) trying to make Gregg/Clyde look like a homo becomes clear.
  • SHE IS MINE NOW 29 October 2009 SmugSmug LiquidLiquid Tan Wide LinesTanwidestripeshirt.png
    With Aerosmith playing in the background, Chris raps (or makes an attempt to) and declares that Kacey is now his, and that he has defeated Liquid Chris.
  • Clyde is Weaker than Water 30 October 2009 PowerPower ComedyComedy SmugSmug ClydeClyde AudioAudio
    The third blackmail attempt towards Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash, in which Chris calls Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash weak and reveals more of the picture he claims is of him. Chris manages to instantly thwart his own attempt to portray Gregg/Clyde as weak and gay by showing pictures of himself flexing his non-biceps while wearing his sports bra, which he calls a "muscle bra". And just to top it off, Chris says that more men should wear these "muscle bras".
  • 30 Push-Ups 30 October 2009 PowerPower Blue T-ShirtBlueTshirt.png
    Chris attempts to do pushups while wearing his sports bra, and, unsurprisingly, he fails.
  • Getting Foam Ed 31 October 2009 ComedyComedy SmugSmug ClydeClyde AudioAudio
    The fourth blackmail attempt towards Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash, in which Chris reveals even more of the picture of the white guy and the gay Spider-Man which he insists is of Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash and Matt. Chris also claims that Gregg/Clyde has an urine fetish.
  • Greetings to Kacey's folks 31 October 2009 LiquidLiquid Tan Wide LinesTanwidestripeshirt.png
    Chris addresses Kacey's parents and tries to portray himself as decent human being. In true Chris style, he does this by spewing a whole lot of bullshit and lies about himself.

November 2009

  • I AM STRONG - 1 November 2009 PowerPower ClydeClyde Blue with LogoBluelogoshirt.png
    Chris once again reiterates he is "strong." He attempts to flex, grunts a lot, and talks in a "deep" voice, and claims Clyde Cash/Gregg Mays is weak.
  • Twin Falling Towers - 1 November 2009 SmugSmug ClydeClyde AudioAudio
    Chris 'shops the gay Spider-Man image over an image of the World Trade Center and mocks the terror attacks of 9/11 in a revolting attempt to blackmail Clyde Cash. Chris came up with this idea on his own.
  • It Will Never End - 1 November 2009 SmugSmug ClydeClyde AudioAudio
    In yet another entry in the Clyde Cash/Gregg Mays blackmail attempts, Chris reveals a large section of blank wall as well as the faces of the participants. He then claims these videos will never end, and flips off the camera.
  • Apology for 9/11 Joke - 2 November 2009 ClydeClyde AudioAudio
    Chris makes a self-serving apology for the 9/11 joke and reuses the image in a slightly altered form in another threat against Clyde.
  • Rescuing Kacey From Christian W Chandler - 3 November 2009 SexSex Video gamesVideo games LiquidLiquid Red StripeRed Stripe MachinimaMachinima
    Chris talks about the making of his Little Big Planet level for Kacey, kisses the camera, and plays through the ironically-titled Little Big Planet level he made for Kacey.
  • 51 50 - 4 November 2009 PowerPower ParappaParappa
    Chris does hammer curls, poorly, with 12-packs of soda he claims weigh 50 pounds each. They don't.
  • No More Jokes - 4 November 2009 SmugSmug ClydeClyde AudioAudio
    Chris reveals the inoffensive "gay Spider-man" picture, and is seemingly disgusted by it. YouTube pulls the video for some reason.
  • CWC is Sad - 10 November 2009 TragedyTragedy LiquidLiquid Danger StripeDangerstripeshirt.PNG
    Chris, who is seemingly very sad, congratulates Kacey on her marriage with Liquid Chris.
  • CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation 23 November 2009 ComicsComics Fan ArtFan Art Classic ShirtClassic Shirt
    Chris, having completely recovered from the loss of Kacey, tries once again to pitch his incestuous, pedophillic porno-comic to businessmen as a comic for children. All while dropping his dox once more and wallowing in narcissism.

December 2009

  • Sonichu's Edge 3 December 2009 PowerPower Vert RedVert Red
    Chris is shown attempting to run down a street. The video is, unsurprisingly, filled with jump cuts to hide his inability to do so.
  • Holiday Greetings 5 December 2009 ComicsComics Safety ParkaSafetyparka.png
    Chris seemingly draws Sonichu in the snow and wishes everybody happy holidays. In reality he just praises his comic again and not-so-subtly compares it to the coming of Jesus.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate December 9th, 2009 9 December 2009 HomosHomos RumorsRumors GalpalsGalpals Vert Blue Grey ShirtVert Blue Grey Shirt
    Chris talks about his disgust for the homosexual ads Jack Thaddeus has placed on CWCipedia and begs his TRUE and LOYAL fans in Europe to donate him money to get them removed. He then goes on access some rumors he have heard about a future Family Guy episode featuring him, and tells about his ideas for the episode which is just a bunch of narcissistic self-promoting bullshit. He also want his new gal-pal to voice Rosechu.
  • Fanmail Reading 10 December 2009 OrangeOrange
    Chris reads some of the fan letters he's received through the mail, and then complains about the quality of the free things given to him.
  • Congrats, Jack Black 12 December 2009 Video gamesVideo games Red Yellow StripeRed Yellow Stripe
    Chris congratulates Jack Black for winning an award for Brutal Legend in the Spike TV Video Game Awards, an awards show that nobody cares about.
  • IPods Down and Listen Up 15 December 2009 MusicMusic Straight White LinesStraight White Lines
    Chris attempts a freestyle rap, where he suggests that he has taken Viagra, and it has given him the confidence to rape women to produce tiger/panther cubs (or so his lyrics go). In reality, Chris's doctor has told him he has a vitamin deficiency and Chris is acting like the vitamins he's taken are Viagra crystal meth.
  • Hello, Juffalo 18 December 2009 CrazyCrazy MusicMusic GalpalsGalpals Straight White LinesStraight White Lines
    Chris tries to sing over another song, this time by Insane Clown Posse labelmates Dark Lotus. He has painted his face in the manner of a Juggalo, and also Sonichu, and fails at reciting the lyrics despite obviously reading them from a piece of paper.
  • Download For Play Only 26 December 2009 HomosHomos Video gamesVideo games WebsiteWebsite ClydeClyde Yellow & Red StripeYellow & Red Stripe
    Chris rambles about how we should be able to download LBP levels and how a game's merchandise is its wedding ring and forbids everyone to alter his custom levels . He elegantly changes the subject at the end of the video to request the murder of Jack Thaddeus in revenge for the homo ads.
  • To Clyde and Jack 27 December 2009 HomosHomos RageRage ClydeClyde Yellow & Red StripeYellow & Red Stripe
    Chris states that he likes homosexuals, implies that Clyde Cash and Jack Thaddeus's actions harm the LGBT community, and suggests that the two aforementioned trolls commit suicide and rot in Hell.
  • Address to my Cwcipedia SysOp 31 December 2009 WebsiteWebsite ClydeClyde ReasonReason Danger StripeDangerstripeshirt.PNG
    Chris ask to the CWCipedia's Sysop to remove the ad right next to the title of his front page. He also wishes for the suicide of Clyde Cash and Jack Thaddeus.
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