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'''Chris's Specimen Sample''' is the long awaited sequel to Chris's [[Fanta|fanta video]], it was leaked on 27 [[February 2016]] to the [[Kiwi Farms]] by [[Marvin]].<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Marvin)#Leaking of Chris's Specimen Sample]]</ref> In this video, we see Chris walk upstairs to his [[kitchen]], which is notably cleaner than usual, and pull out his [[Semen|"specimen"]] in a Tupperware box from a freezer. What Chris doesn't realize is that by throwing samples of [[navy]] into a standard freezer, the low temperatures create ice crystals which ruin any cells in the samples, thus making them useless, leaving him with a box of worthless cum. This video also marks [[Pollo]]'s second appearance on camera. | |||
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==Video== | ==Video== | ||
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| name = | | name = 2016 02 26 Leaked Video - The Sperm Bank Preserves | ||
| | | ytid = e6VFi-o1W7s | ||
| stardate = 26 [[February 2016]] | | stardate = 26 [[February 2016]] | ||
| style = {{ | | subject = {{Sex|text}} | ||
| style = {{Crazy|text}} | |||
| shirt = | | shirt = | ||
| saga = {{ | | saga = {{Lady Managers|text}} | ||
| previous = [[Update | | other = {{Leaked|text}} | ||
| next = [[Jeff is Beyond | | previous = [[Update: 2/25/16]] | ||
| next = [[Jeff is Beyond Denounced.]] | |||
}} | }} | ||
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{{quote|I'm the one who's uh g-- offerin' to lendin' the spern out-- lettin' the sperm out.}} | |||
==Transcript== | ==Transcript== | ||
. | ''Chris is sitting on his bed.'' | ||
'''Chris''' : Hello [[Sam and Ellen|Samantha and Ellie]], this is- I'm Christine Chandler. | |||
''[[Pollo]] comes to investigate, and wanders in front of the camera.'' | |||
'''Chris''' : ''(in babyish voice)'' This is my cat, Pollo. Hi, buddy. Hmmm, you're a sweet kitty. | |||
'''Chris''' : Anyway so, yeah- this is me and uh, I'm the one who's uh g-- offerin' to lettin' the spern out-- lettin' the sperm out. I put out a sam-- I put out a fresh sample earlier today, I put it in the fridge upstairs which I'll gladly go upstairs and show you in a moment. | |||
'''Chris''' : But yes, I am a lesbian transwoman and I have-- I been famous for my characters and books and whatnot for over a decade. | |||
'''Chris''' : This is-- everything I said is true and the only thing I regret would be the uh... things I've recorded in the past I was blackmailed into doing, or against my original will that would never do personally or regularly. | |||
'''Chris''' : Alright, so let's go upstairs and I'll show y'all. | |||
''[Chris gets off his ass and walks up the stairs, camera pointed at his [[manboobs]] most of the way.]'' | |||
''[Chris opens the freezer and pulls out a Tupperware container with a white, frozen mass sitting at the bottom coming about a fourth of the way up the container.]'' | |||
'''Chris''' : Yeah- here's- uh, the sample I put out today. I labeled it carefully. You can tell it's not as frozen yet compared to the- | |||
''[Chris places the Tupperware back into the freezer and grabs an noticeably older container with a grayish substance straddling the side of it. It is labelled as 18 May 2015]'' | |||
'''Chris''' : older samples. Yeah, that was like less than a year ago. | |||
''(Chris faces the camera with a smug expression on his face)'' | |||
'''Chris''' : But, anyway, that's all very good and everything so hopefully y'all will [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|still consider me for your donor]]. | |||
'''Chris''' : Thank you and have a good day. | |||
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[[Category:Lady Managers Saga videos| 2016-02-26]] | |||
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Chris's Specimen Sample is the long awaited sequel to Chris's fanta video, it was leaked on 27 February 2016 to the Kiwi Farms by Marvin.[1] In this video, we see Chris walk upstairs to his kitchen, which is notably cleaner than usual, and pull out his "specimen" in a Tupperware box from a freezer. What Chris doesn't realize is that by throwing samples of navy into a standard freezer, the low temperatures create ice crystals which ruin any cells in the samples, thus making them useless, leaving him with a box of worthless cum. This video also marks Pollo's second appearance on camera.
Video
| 2016 02 26 Leaked Video - The Sperm Bank Preserves | |
| Direct link | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 26 February 2016 |
| Subject Matter |  Sex
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| Performance Style |  Crazy
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| Saga |  Lady Managers
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| Other |  Leaked
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| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous Update: 2/25/16 |
next Jeff is Beyond Denounced. |
| “ | I'm the one who's uh g-- offerin' to lendin' the spern out-- lettin' the sperm out. | ” |
Transcript
Chris is sitting on his bed.
Chris : Hello Samantha and Ellie, this is- I'm Christine Chandler.
Pollo comes to investigate, and wanders in front of the camera.
Chris : (in babyish voice) This is my cat, Pollo. Hi, buddy. Hmmm, you're a sweet kitty.
Chris : Anyway so, yeah- this is me and uh, I'm the one who's uh g-- offerin' to lettin' the spern out-- lettin' the sperm out. I put out a sam-- I put out a fresh sample earlier today, I put it in the fridge upstairs which I'll gladly go upstairs and show you in a moment.
Chris : But yes, I am a lesbian transwoman and I have-- I been famous for my characters and books and whatnot for over a decade.
Chris : This is-- everything I said is true and the only thing I regret would be the uh... things I've recorded in the past I was blackmailed into doing, or against my original will that would never do personally or regularly.
Chris : Alright, so let's go upstairs and I'll show y'all.
[Chris gets off his ass and walks up the stairs, camera pointed at his manboobs most of the way.]
[Chris opens the freezer and pulls out a Tupperware container with a white, frozen mass sitting at the bottom coming about a fourth of the way up the container.]
Chris : Yeah- here's- uh, the sample I put out today. I labeled it carefully. You can tell it's not as frozen yet compared to the-
[Chris places the Tupperware back into the freezer and grabs an noticeably older container with a grayish substance straddling the side of it. It is labelled as 18 May 2015]
Chris : older samples. Yeah, that was like less than a year ago.
(Chris faces the camera with a smug expression on his face)
Chris : But, anyway, that's all very good and everything so hopefully y'all will still consider me for your donor.
Chris : Thank you and have a good day.
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| ⇐ Update: 2/25/16 | Chris's videos | Jeff is Beyond Denounced. ⇒ |
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