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On 31 [[March 2012|March]]/1 [[April 2012]] Chris made another address to trolls. | On 31 [[March 2012|March]]/1 [[April 2012]] Chris made another address to trolls. | ||
On the 12th of [[April 2012]] a status message from Chris was leaked in which he declared the loss of his virginity. | |||
==Notes From The Man Himself== | ==Notes From The Man Himself== | ||
Revision as of 13:25, 12 April 2012
Facebook is Chris's other means of communication aside from MySpace on his Love Quest. While often looked over, his correspondence with these e-women reveals that even on the Internet, he manages to convey that he is a fat autistic.
On 31 May 2009, Chris's Facebook was hacked, revealing notes and messages to boyfriend-free girls in the area in hopes of them becoming his sweetheart. He failed horribly of course, and the Miscreants showed us how hard.
Events in 2010 turned Chris firmly against the website. He blamed it in part for his breakup with the Wallflower, and in November had some harsh words and gestures for it while announcing his departure from the Internet.
Sometime in mid 2011, his Facebook account was removed from the site. On 5 July 2011, a new Facebook was discovered with a new picture of Chris. Two days later, his profile was deactivated.
On 02 January 2012, Chris re-opened his Facebook account and uses it as his personal attraction sign.
By 14 February 2012, Chris had turned his Facebook account to private and unfindable unless you were already a "friend".
On 31 March/1 April 2012 Chris made another address to trolls.
On the 12th of April 2012 a status message from Chris was leaked in which he declared the loss of his virginity.
Notes From The Man Himself
I am a good man
Sunday, January 20, 2008 at 5:57pm
There are some cyber bullies who have taken my words and feelings out of context, and twisted them into meaningless mockery.
Please do not believe those terrible rumors; I am a good man who needs a female sweetheart to soothe my pains from loneliness, stress of social influences, and heart-aches.Please help me, so I can help you one day.
The Common Question, "Do I know you?"
Sunday, January 20, 2008 at 9:49pm
When a person asks you, "Do I know you?", it brings up a greater answer. "I'm not a mind-reader, so I can't tell you how well you know me." The question is dumb in itself; no one is able to answer it. Because no one can read their mind and answer it with full confidence.
Man I am SOOO SHY. "How Shy are you?" I am SOOO SHY, that...
Thursday, January 24, 2008 at 4:48pm
Today, Jan. 24, 2008, I was at the Alderman Library. I was playing Sudoku on my PSP, and I was listening in on this conversation between a couple of cute ladies just to my right. I've enjoyed just listening to them talk about their things; I will not devulge any details, because I am the man who will keep a secret (Plus, I don't know ALL the details). Anyway, after one of the two left, the gal that stayed sittin' next to me, talked on her cell in what sounded like Dutch or German. IT WAS THE PERFECT OPENING for a conversation towards making a new gal-pal. I had it in my head, "Pardon me, I couldn't help but overhear your chat on your phone, but was that Dutch or German you were speaking?" I HAD THE NERVE SET UP, I was raring to say it, but when I started to say it, the tension and my shyness and my autism choked me, literally; I couldn't even open my mouth to say anything. And she left. I am kicking myself now.
Anyway, THAT IS HOW SHY I AM; I am so shy, that I JUST FREEZE OR CHOKE upon starting to talk to a new girl I don't know yet.
What I am looking for in a woman
Tuesday, September 6, 2011 at 1:23am
- Must Meet In-Person First and Upfront (NO Online/Phone/Mail Contact Acceptable beforehand. Must be Referred to me by my Real Friend(s) or Family).
-21 to 29-years old
-Cute, Pretty, Beautiful, or HOT
-Education: High School Graduate and/or Better
-NOT A Smoker
-Carefree/Light-Hearted
-Moderate to Very Intelligent/Smart (Not Ditzy)
-Talkative/Outgoing/Not Shy/Good Self-Esteem
-Slim to Average body type (under 170 lbs)
-Between 4 feet, 10 inches and 5 feet 10 inches
-Brunette or Blonde hair
-B-Cup size minimum
-Clean
-Casual
-Not Crazy or Abusive
-Make-Up Optional
-Well-Informed to Expert in sex
Unsolicited Friend Requests
Sunday, February 5, 2012 at 10:27pm
Unsolicited Friend Requests WILL BE DENIED AND DELETED, ESPECIALLY from ALL People I have NOT met IN PERSON, FACE-TO-FACE, Beforehand.
Shooting Myself in the Foot
Saturday, March 31, 2012 at 1:34pm
I have often "shot myself in the foot" with great mistakes, including and especially, all of the mistakes I've made from letting myself be Blackmailed, Tricked, Deceived, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera, by immature individuals who hide behind the veil of the internet to create hate-filled slanders of my once good name; those people are nothing more than privacy-invading, gum-gabbing, gossip columnists, working for a gravely corrupted, should-be-fired-for-good "editor in chief".
An Open Note
Sunday, April 1, 2012 at 11:12pm
I want to make something very clear to everyone on the internet. The hatred against me for the sake of hatred is unjustifiable, and totally uncalled for. You People Do Not Really give a damn about what happens to me. The ONLY person in this world who knows me most and Truly cares about me is my mother. The Real Friends I have made throughout my lifetime In Person, FREE From the internet, have had the opportunity to know me for who I Truly Am, a Caring, Compassionate, all-around Good Person. Those people like me at the very least, NOT counting all of the deceitful people I have had the displeasure of knowing who turned Coldest Shoulder Against me and STARTED all of the Online Hatred. And the rest of you who have Not Met Me AT ALL and INSIST of friending me online; DO I KNOW YOU PEOPLE? NO, I do Not, and I do not think I will EVER want to meet the Vast Majority of you, because you all ONLY want to add further to the Gabby Gossip Column full of hatred and uncaring content.
The ONLY person I have in the world who Cares about me the most is my mother, Barbara, and outside of this house, I do not really have that many people to ANY person who Cares about me at all, even my relatives. NOBODY cares what happens to me and my mother. To the Majority of you, I pray the soul of my father gives you all nightmares, and may God have mercy on your souls.
You Do Not Really Care About Me, Christian Weston Chandler.
Gallery
Wall
Profile, part 1
Profile, part 2
Profile, part 3
17-year-old Christina 1
17-year-old Christina 2
17-year-old Christina 3
Chris rejects a single mom. The ironic thing is that this woman was the only one vaguely interested in meeting up with Chris.
"Do I know you?" 1
"Do I know you?" 2
A screencap of Chris's page from July 2011.
Chris's page in 2012.
Another facebook profile picture in 2012. Note that it is in the same place as the previous profile picture except Chris is smiling in this one.
Chris's Profile as of Feb 2012
Chris, now with head band.
New note about friend requests
February leak part 1
February leak part 2
February leak part 3
February leak part 4
Facebook public note 1 (31 March 2012)
Facebook public note 2 (id.)
See also
External links