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Chris's ideas about his ancestry and lineage unsurprisingly differ greatly from what is known to be true. | Chris's ideas about his ancestry and lineage unsurprisingly differ greatly from what is known to be true. | ||
[[File:DNA test.JPG|thumb|500px|Chris's ancestry, showing him to be 100% pure cracker. Also note the got-dang Y chromosome.]] | [[File:DNA test.JPG|thumb|500px|Chris's ancestry, showing him to be 100% pure cracker. [[Transgender|Also note the got-dang Y chromosome.]]]] | ||
This '''Chandler Family Tree''' includes pets and people [[Chris]] ''imagines'' to be related to him: | This '''Chandler Family Tree''' includes pets and people [[Chris]] ''imagines'' to be related to him: | ||
Revision as of 04:26, 10 June 2021
Chris's ideas about his ancestry and lineage unsurprisingly differ greatly from what is known to be true.
This Chandler Family Tree includes pets and people Chris imagines to be related to him:
Ancient leader Anne Boleyn, of the Queen of England──────Mary Boleyn Cherokee Clan │ │ ??? │ │ │ Richard Weston, │ 1st Earl of Portland ??? │ │ ??? │ │ │ Daniel Weston │ │ Robert Jean ??? Franklin-----------Holloman │ Chandler Sr. │ Chandler ├────────────────────────────────────┬─────────┬─────────────────────┐ │ │ │ │ │ Patricia Robert Barbara Jack Ran Corrina Harriett Tom Raymond Chandler---------Franklin------------Anne-----------Dale or Coleman Weston Ashby-----Ashby Weston │ Chandler Jr. │ Weston │ Smithey Yeatts │ ┌───────────┤ ┌─────┴─────┐ │ │ │ │ │ │ │ │ David Carol Christopher cats Cole Jonathan Alan Suzanne Weston Smithey Carey Chandler Chandler Chandler │ │ │ ┌─────┴─────┬───────────┬───────────┬───────────┐ │ │ │ │ │ │ Savannah Patti Crystal Sonichu-----Rosechu Reginald Chandler Chandler Weston │ Chandler Chandler │ ┌─────┴─────┬───────────┐ │ │ │ Cerah Christine Robbie
Chris as the father of his creations
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Ever since his creation, Sonichu and his friends were always literal children of Chris. He'd go under all kinds of aliases such as "Father", "Papa", and more recently "Mama".
Poké Family Tree
Chris naturally drew his family tree in the form of Pokémon. He gives pilgrim hats to those on the Weston side and feathered headdresses to those on the Chandler side, both in reference to the extremely dubious tales of Chris's heritage.
Below is a transcription with the format Name / Date of Birth / Description / Culture and Pokemon.
- Top row
- Cole Smithey / born 7.24.1969 / Likes to play drums. Movie reviewer for New York Newspaper / English Pilgrim Electabuzz
- Christian W. Chandler / born 2.24.82 / Likes Pokemon, Sonic, and [Mario?]. 12th Grade student at Manchester High / Pikachu with Both Pilgrim and Native American garb.
- Carol Chandler / born 7.7.64 / Math wiz at college. / Native American Wigglytuff
- Allen Chandler [sic] / born 12.2?.62 / ophthalmologist / Native American Alakazam
- Row 2
- Harriett Ashby / born ?.?.? / Administrative Assistant. Married to Tom Ashby / English Pilgrim Clefable
- Barbara W. Chandler / born ?.?.? / ??? / English Pilgrim Nidoqueen
- Robert F. Chandler / born 2.9.1928 / Retired Engineer. Likes old music. / Native American Nidoking
- Row 3
- Carrie Edna Weston / ? / ? / English Pilgrim Clefairy
- Joseph Otto Weston / ? / ? / English Pilgrim Haunter
- Jean Holloman Chandler / ? / ? / Native American Vulpix
- Robert F. Chandler Sr. / ? / ? / Native American Farfetch’d
- Row 4
- Victoria Wynn / ? / ? / English Pilgrim Victreebell
- Robert Wynn / ? / ? / English Pilgrim Fearow
- ? / ? / ? / English Pilgrim Missingno
- ? / ? / ? / English Pilgrim Dugtrio
- Frances Holloman / ? / ? / Native American Jynx
- J Holloman / ? / ? / Native American Porygon
- ? / ? / ? / Native American Jigglypuff
- ? / ? / ? / Native American Sandslash
- Row 5
- ? / ? / ? / Native American Missingno
- ? / ? / ? / Native American Exeggutor
- ? / ? / ? / Native American Missingno
- ? / ? / ? / Native American Kadabra
- Bottom row
- ? / ? / ? / Native American Missingno
- ? / ? / ? / Native American Hitmonlee
- ? / ? / ? / Native American Nidorina
- ? / ? / ? / Native American Persian
Actual family tree
Basic ancestry of Chris is depicted in this tree. Also note that Chris's great grandfather, Robert P. Wynn, was allegedly a two-timing drunk who "failed to provide even the most basic support for his wife and children".[1]
Imaginary people removed:
A full-sized family tree going back multiple generations can be viewed here[2][3][4][5]. Surprisingly, Chris's direct male ancestor John Chandler (c. 1600-1657) was an early settler of Jamestown, Virginia, arriving in 1610, ten years before the Mayflower.[6] John married the widow Elizabeth Lupo (née Bassano), a member of the illustrious Bassano family of musicians who had been recruited from Venice by King Henry III to serve in his court (some have claimed that the Bassanos were of Jewish origin, but the jury is out). The Chandler family migrated southward over the generations, passing through North Carolina and Georgia before settling in Alabama, Bob's home state.
Ancestry.com content
In January 2017, a distant relative of Chris posted images to Kiwi Farms, on various documents relating to the Chandler family, acquired from Ancestry.com[7]
| Bob is apparently an only child, however Barbara has five deceased siblings and several more living ones. |
| Most of Chris's ancestors were farmers, doing tasks that Chris would find back breaking. |
| Chris, from what I gathered, is not 1/16 Cherokian. He is however 1/16 British and 1/8 French Canadian. |
When asked to clarify Chris's British connection, the relative states that he or she is an immigrant from what is now Northern Ireland:
| His great great grandparent's from Northern Ireland. |
Given the chronology, Chris's great-great-grandparent may have emigrated as a result of the Irish Potato Famine of 1845-52.
Despite the purported French Canadian connection, none of Chris's great-grandparents or great-great-grandparents shown in the family tree have French surnames. Chris has, however, claimed to be of French descent on his mother's side.[8][9]
1956 9 25 - Bob, Patricia marriage license
1961 6 17 - Barb and Ran marriage license
1963 5 15 - Barb, Ran divorce
1980 1 28 - Bob, Patricia divorce.png
1980 6 7 - Borb marriage license
Bob and his parents - 1930s census
Bob and his parents - 1940s census
Bob's birth certificate
Chris's family tree up to his great great grandparents
Cole Smithey's family tree
David Alan Chandler and Kimberly Fay Howard's marriage certificate
Savannah Chandler's family tree
See also
Sources
- ↑ http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d118.html#P141
- ↑ Bob's Ancestors
- ↑ Bob's Immediate Family
- ↑ Chris's Maternal Grandmother
- ↑ One of Chris's Maternal Uncles by Marriage
- ↑ https://www.geni.com/people/John-Chandler-l/6000000008639070482
- ↑ https://kiwifarms.net/threads/interesting-info-about-chriss-family-particularly-their-parents.27521/
- ↑ IRC (22 December 2008)
- ↑ IRC (31 December 2008)
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