MySpace

Chris's top friend on MySpace was "Chris's Future Sweetheart." Yes, he created a placeholder account for his top friend

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Chris's accurate depiction of his MySpace - his only friend is Sonichu

Chris created MySpace pages to attract boyfriend-free girls in his 2003–2004 battle against Mary Lee Walsh. One of his accounts got hacked by the Man in the Pickle Suit in the events of 11 September 2008 (NEVER FORGET).

Chris's MySpace after the hacking

On 19 May 2009, Clyde Cash discovered three text files on Chris's site. One file is a list of Chris's MySpace friends, whom he classified as JERKS (males), smokers, drunks, "more to love" (fatties), etc. The other two files are correspondences with young ladies on MySpace who lived near Chris in 2005. The list is presented verbatim with added links and minor adjustments for formatting.

Chandler's List

SonichuCWC's MySpace Friends (Mostly Female, unless noted as "JERK;" MEN, other than myself are JERKS)
Currently 70 Friends ("()" around profile description means "Marked as Favorite(s)")

Name	Location	Age	Note
asa	Arlington, Alabama	25	JERK
\/\/hitney	Quinque, Virginia	18
Howard	Charlottesville, Virginia	31	JERK
TheBestKeptSecretYouHad	Louisa Co., Virginia	19	Taken
~*Tracy*~	Columbus, Ohio	25
Kristen	Charlottesville, Virginia	22
Mac	Charlottesville, Virginia	19
Sarah	Richmond, Virginia	20	Taken
...Them chickens is ash and I'm lotion (Akalei <3)	Charlottesville, Virginia	21	Taken
Kim	Charlottesville, Virginia	24
Lauren...SING U 2 SLEEP	Chesapeake, Virginia	21	"More to Love"
_Da/\/ieL	Roswell, New Mexico	17	JERK
Samantha	Orange, Virginia	19
UVA nurse (Hayley)	Raleigh, North Carolina	22
Escaping Ellsworth	South Chicago Suburbia, Illinois	??	JERK Band
Shelly	McGaheysville, Virginia	18
Heather	Burbank & New Orleans, California	35	Taken
*~KISS~*	Charlottesville, Virginia	21
Jessie Jo	Charlottesville, Virginia	24	Smoker
I lOVe yOu <3 iS thAt okAy	Charlottesville, Virginia	18
Nasty G	Richboro, Pennsylvania	??	JERK Band
Kristie	Charlottesville, Virginia	19
(**LiNnEa**	Charlottesville, Virginia	19	Taken)
Ashley	Charlottesville, virginia	19
Amanda	Orange, Virginia	20
Erika	Charlottesville, Virginia	21
(Lindsay	Charlottesville, Virginia	20)
sasa	Short Pump, Virginia	21	Smoker
(Jelena	Charlottesville, Virginia	20	No Interest)
Jade	Tampa, Florida	17
Leah	Los Angeles, California	??
Brooke	Crozet, Vriginia	19	Taken
Cate	Charlottesville, Virginia	22	Lesbian
(Ella	Charlottesville, Virginia	19	No Interest)
Randi	Charlottesville, Virginia	17	Mormon
Chad	Charlottesville, Virginia	23	JERK
Rachel	Charlottesville, Virginia	20
JaMee	Floyds Knobs, Indiana	18	Taken
(Green Day=Orgy (Anna)	Salt Lake City, Utah	20	Mormon)
Beth	Charlottesville, Virginia	19
(Timothy James	Salt Lake City, Utah	17	JERK)
*JUDY* aka the girlie	Charlottesville, Virginia	21	Taken
Courtney Jaye	Atlanta, Georgia	2?
Jessica	Charlottesville, Virginia	19
Maureen	Radford, Virginia	21
JesseBacKwards	Tri-Valley, California	??	JERK Band
lori	Charlottesville, Virginia	21
Aimee	Ruckersville, Virginia	25	Smoking Parent
(~*FreeStyle*~	Charlottesville, Virginia	21	JERK)
Jessika	Charlottesville, Virginia	19	No Intrest
Nora-Chan (*MIZZ NORA*)	Fort Wayne, Indiana	21	Taken
Mary	Barboursville, Alabama	16
sandy	Northern Cambria, Pennsylvania	24
I <3 ROCKSTARS (Becca)	Crozet, Virginia	18
Liz	Charlottesville, Virginia	24
Wild	Spokane, Alabama	24
(Britney Spears	Beverly Hills, California	23	Taken)
organized C h A o S	Charlottesville, Virginia	20
Sara	Oshkosh, Wisconsin	19
love...lost...heart (Melanie)	Ruckersville, Virginia	19
zack	Warren, Michigan	16	JERK
Pimpasaurus Sex	Yavin IV, Alabama	22	JERK
JustJen	Palm Springs, California	23	Taken
veronica	Baltimore, Maryland	19	Smoker
Ashley of Course	Charlottesville, Virginia	18
Jeremy	Waynerboro, Virginia	26	JERK
(Chris	Ruckersville, Virginia	23	Self)
adam	Albany, New York	18	JERK
Crystal	???, Nevada	18
Karen	New York, New York	24

Chris's MySpace Friends: (Mostly Female, unless noted as "JERK;" MEN, other than myself are JERKS)
**cwcson@gmail.com gmail.com pass: sonichu myspace.com pass: sonichu3
Currently 54 Friends [Note: the reason Chris adds "8" to some listings is unknown]

Name	Location	Age	Note
Julia	San Diego, California	26	Taken
asa	Arlington, Alabama	25	JERK	8
Emma Rocks!	Charlottesville, Virginia	23	Smoker
Howard	Charlottesville, Virginia	31	JERK
Meredith	Charlottesville, Virginia	21	Smoker
*New Addiction*	Charlottesville, Virginia	20
Simpleng Tao (Howie)	Charlottesville, Virginia	21	"More to Love"
~*Tracy*~	Columbus, Ohio	25	8
Kristen	Charlottesville, Virginia	22	8
*Molly	Charlottesville, Virginia	16	8
katie	Charlottesville, Virginia	20
Kim	Charlottesville, Virginia	24	8
Lauren...SING U 2 SLEEP	Chesapeake, Virginia	21	"More to Love"	8
_Da/\/ieL	Roswell, New Mexico	17	JERK	8
Escaping Ellsworth	South Chicago Suburbia, Illinois	??	JERK Band	8
Heather	Burbank & New Orleans, California	35	Taken	8
*~KISS~*	Charlottesville, Virginia	21	8
Jessie Jo	Charlottesville, Virginia	24	Smoker	8
Nasty G	Richboro, Pennsylvania	??	JERK Band	8
**LiNnEa**	Charlottesville, Virginia	19	Taken
Ashleigh	Charlottesville, Virginia	21
Amanda	Orange, Virginia	20	8
Erika	Charlottesville, Virginia	21	8
Lindsay	Charlottesville, Virginia	20	8
Jennifer	Charlottesville, Virginia	24
sasa	Short Pump, Virginia	21	Smoker	8
Jade	Tampa, Florida	17	8
Leah	Los Angeles, California	??	8
Cate	Charlottesville, Virginia	22	Lesbian	8
Laura	Charlottesville, Virginia	22
sarah p.	Charlottesville, Virginia	22
Randi	Charlottesville, Virginia	17	Mormon	8
Chad	Charlottesville, Virginia	23	JERK	8
Green Day=Orgy (Anna)	Salt Lake City, Utah	20
Maureen	Radford, Virginia	21	8
JesseBacKwards	Tri-Valley, California	??	JERK Band	8
lori	Charlottesville, Virginia	21	8
Aimee	Ruckersville, Virginia	25	Smoking Parent	8
Mary	Barboursville, Alabama	16	8
I <3 ROCKSTARS (Becca)	Crozet, Virginia	18
Liz	Charlottesville, Virginia	24	8
SonichuCWC	Ruckersville, Virginia	23	Self
organized C h A o S	Charlottesville, Virginia	20
Sara	Oshkosh, Wisconsin	19	8
zack	Warren, Michigan	16	JERK	8
anglhallz (Holly)	Charlottesville, Virginia	20
Pimpasaurus Sex	Yavin IV, Alabama	22	JERK	8
JustJen	Palm Springs, California	23	Taken	8
AMY	Houston, Texas	??	Taken
Ashley of Course	Charlottesville, Virginia	18	8
Jeremy	Waynerboro, Virginia	26	JERK
adam	Albany, New York	18	JERK	8
Crystal	???, Nevada	18	8
Karen	New York, New York	24	8

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See also

• MySpace messages

External links

• Chris-chan's myspace of fail