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According to the reports of a field agent, Chris has been seen 'sperging at the mall accompanied by his parents in the summer of 2010. This suggests that either the bans have long expired, or Chris has managed to [[Flipnote Hatena|evade yet another ban]]. | According to the reports of a field agent, Chris has been seen 'sperging at the mall accompanied by his parents in the summer of 2010. This suggests that either the bans have long expired, or Chris has managed to [[Flipnote Hatena|evade yet another ban]]. | ||
On 31 August 2010, Chris was again seen at Fashion Square, for reasons not yet explained... | |||
==Comic references== | ==Comic references== | ||
Revision as of 22:35, 31 August 2010
Charlottesville Fashion Square is the home of Chris's Love Quest exploits. He was banned for loitering, but the year long ban has since expired. However, Chris's track record suggests a second ban is imminent. He is fixated with it, encouraging all fans or interested people to meet him there.
Fun fact: The mall was also used in the Tom Clancy book The Teeth of the Tiger as the scene of an Islamic terrorist act. The only relevance this has with Chris is that he also caused terror there himself to many YOUNG LADIES and security guards.
Chris and the Fashion Square
It was in this mall where Chris met Anna and the Tale of the Crazy Pacer got its start.
It was here that he had his heart smashed down to 15% by Hanna, and presumably where he (accompanied by his father) went on his "date" with Emily, who was later rescued by The Man in the Pickle Suit. It's safe to say that, at one point, a large portion of Chris's time spent outside the house was at this mall.
Of course, he only rarely ventures outside these days to shovel snow and do an occasional "parkay", so he may not have graced the halls of the Fashion Square with his presence in a while.
Regardless, due to the misadventures Chris had here, this place holds a significant role in Christory. Say "hi" to manager ScotPalazzo should you ever visit.
Chris versus the Fashion Square
Chris has had trouble with the management and security at Fashion Square on a number of occasions over the years.
On 5 August 2004, according to CWC's Diary, Chris's attempts to fish for a girlfriend with a Red String of Fate were cut short by a jerkop who destroyed that particular Love Quest accessory. A month later, on 6 September, he had another run-in with a security guard who was apparently treated to Chris's "Lonesome Virgin story."
11 September 2004 saw Chris's first partial ban from the mall, forbidding him from returning without a parent to accompany him. His diary doesn't explain exactly why he was banned, but Sub-Episode 1 dramatizes the day's events. In short, Chris was loitering and soliciting with his Attraction Sign, became belligerent with security, and was arrested and removed from the mall.
Chris was apparently able to return to the mall unaccompanied by the next spring. On 29 March 2005, the infamous date with Hanna took place, after which Chris emitted an "anguished cry" that led him to be banned from the mall once again (as indicated in Vivitheg's AIM chat).
According to the reports of a field agent, Chris has been seen 'sperging at the mall accompanied by his parents in the summer of 2010. This suggests that either the bans have long expired, or Chris has managed to evade yet another ban.
On 31 August 2010, Chris was again seen at Fashion Square, for reasons not yet explained...
Comic references
Sub-Episode 1: "Jerkop-tastropie"
Dramatization of Chris getting busted by mall security for loitering.
Sub-Episode 2: "The Rise & Fall of My Heart"
Dramatization of a girl who works at a Starbucks trolling Chris by taking him out on a date.
See also
External links
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