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*...that Chris will never get to return the favor by dancing with [[Tiffany_Nicole_Gowen|Tiffany Gowen]] at their High School Reunion? | *...that Chris will never get to return the favor by dancing with [[Tiffany_Nicole_Gowen|Tiffany Gowen]] at their High School Reunion? | ||
*...that Chris "buys [[Obesity|healthy food]], [[ | *...that Chris "buys [[Obesity|healthy food]], [[My Coke Rewards|good]] [[Alcohol|drinks]] and [[toys|just]] [[Video games|necessities]] with [[Monthly_tugboat|Good Money]]?" | ||
*...that Chris will ''never'' be able to [[Special:Contributions/GodofThunderGodofWar|destroy]] the [[CWCki]]? | *...that Chris will ''never'' be able to [[Special:Contributions/GodofThunderGodofWar|destroy]] the [[CWCki]]? | ||
*...that Chris is a [[Lies|filthy liar]]? | *...that Chris is a [[Lies|filthy liar]]? | ||
*...that there is [[:Category:Media needing transcription|a grand amount]] of audio needing transcription? | *...that there is [[:Category:Media needing transcription|a grand amount]] of audio needing transcription? | ||
*...that Chris [[wikipedia:Kim Jong-il|ALWAYS IS]] the | *...that Chris [[wikipedia:Kim Jong-il|ALWAYS IS]] the Mayor of [[CWCville]]? | ||
*...that [[Pixelblocks]] are to be confused with neither [[Pickles|Pickleblocks]] nor [[Prickly-Wicklies|Pricklyblocks]]? | *...that [[Pixelblocks]] are to be confused with neither [[Pickles|Pickleblocks]] nor [[Prickly-Wicklies|Pricklyblocks]]? | ||
*...that Chris buys [[sex toys]] and [[PS3]] games and content with [[Monthly tugboat|taxpayer money]]? | *...that Chris buys [[sex toys]] and [[PS3]] games and content with [[Monthly tugboat|taxpayer money]]? | ||
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*...that Chris's sense of humor is [[Random-access humor|SO RANDOM XDXD]]? | *...that Chris's sense of humor is [[Random-access humor|SO RANDOM XDXD]]? | ||
*...that '''you''' can be a REAL LIFE hero by doing stuff from the [[CWCki:Priority Listing|Priority Listing]]? | *...that '''you''' can be a REAL LIFE hero by doing stuff from the [[CWCki:Priority Listing|Priority Listing]]? | ||
*...that the "apple-core" bit with [[Wes | *...that the "apple-core" bit with [[Wes-Li Sonichu]] from [[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]] is based off a [[Wikipedia:Apple_core|children's game]? | ||
*...that Chris banned [[Twitter]] on his [[CWCipedia]]? | *...that Chris banned [[Twitter]] on his [[CWCipedia]]? | ||
:*...and then changed his mind, only to ignore it? | :*...and then changed his mind, only to ignore it? | ||
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*...that Chris is a [[Stress|stressed]] [[:Category:Yo! CWC Raps|homeboy]] [[Chris and the law|imprisoned]] in [[lulz]]? | *...that Chris is a [[Stress|stressed]] [[:Category:Yo! CWC Raps|homeboy]] [[Chris and the law|imprisoned]] in [[lulz]]? | ||
*...that Chris told his [[Barbara Chandler|mom]] about him [[Bob_Walks_In_Aftermath|masturbating]], but his dad is not as open minded on the subject? | *...that Chris told his [[Barbara Chandler|mom]] about him [[Bob_Walks_In_Aftermath|masturbating]], but his dad is not as open minded on the subject? | ||
*...that Chris [[Miyamoto Saga|never]] went to Redmond like he [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 26th, 2009| | *...that Chris [[Miyamoto Saga|never]] went to Redmond like he [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 26th, 2009|claimed]]? | ||
*...that Chris used to [[A Week With Christian Chandler|sleep in class]] (and had no shame about it)? | *...that Chris used to [[A Week With Christian Chandler|sleep in class]] (and had no shame about it)? | ||
*...that the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] tricked Chris again? | *...that the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] tricked Chris again? | ||
*...that Chris considers the "[[Rule 34|romance]]" in his comics as his best art? | *...that Chris considers the "[[Rule 34|romance]]" in his comics as his best art? | ||
*...that each American taxpayer pays roughly 9.02597917x10<sup>-6</sup> [[monthly tugboat|dollars]] each month to Chris? | *...that each American taxpayer pays roughly 9.02597917x10<sup>-6</sup> [[monthly tugboat|dollars]] each month to Chris? | ||
*...that Chris [[100 2278|cannot do one single pull-up]]? | *...that Chris [[100 2278|cannot do one single pull-up]] or [[CWC 30 Push Ups|push-up]]? | ||
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*...that on his [[MySpace]], Chris marked his fat contacts with "More to Love"? | *...that on his [[MySpace]], Chris marked his [[Obesity|fat]] contacts with "More to Love"? | ||
*...that Chris is the [[The Game Place#Chris the TCG gamer|Level Up King]]? | *...that Chris is the [[The Game Place#Chris the TCG gamer|Level-Up King]]? | ||
*...that [[Virginia is for Virgins]]? | *...that [[Virginia is for Virgins]]? | ||
*...that [[Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora|farting is | *...that [[Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora|farting is OK]], and actually helps cure cancer? | ||
*...that Chris can't even stand to look at you, you [[Secret Weapon|ugly freak!]] | *...that Chris can't even stand to look at you, you [[Secret Weapon|ugly freak!]] | ||
*...that [[Daniel Mimms|Mimms]] had a sweet green afro? | *...that [[Daniel Mimms|Mimms]] had a sweet green afro? | ||
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*...that Chris hates the word "[[Aspergers]]" almost as much as the word "[[Naïve]]"? | *...that Chris hates the word "[[Aspergers]]" almost as much as the word "[[Naïve]]"? | ||
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*...that Chris | *...that Chris loves [[McDonald's]] while [[Bob|his dad]] prefers [[Burger King]]? | ||
*...that Chris is a [[Gay 4 Sonichu|gay icon]]? | *...that Chris is a [[Gay 4 Sonichu|gay icon]]? | ||
*...that the [[Chris's Big Night Out|Long Island Iced Tea]] is the official cocktail of [[CWC]] and all [[CWC]] trolls? | *...that the [[Chris's Big Night Out|Long Island Iced Tea]] is the official cocktail of [[CWC]] and all [[CWC]] trolls? | ||
*...that [[Ivy]] was real? | *...that [[Ivy]] was real? | ||
*...that Chris really likes [[Britney Spears]] (no matter what they all say)? | *...that Chris really likes [[Britney Spears]] (no matter what they all say)? | ||
*...that his favorite song from "[[:Image:CWCSchuBrit.jpg|Air Britney]]" is | *...that his favorite song from "[[:Image:CWCSchuBrit.jpg|Air Britney]]" is "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHbCK3ETweQ E-Mail My Heart]"? | ||
*...that [[Ryan Cash]] is an hero? | *...that [[Clyde Cash]] became a troll because his brother [[Ryan Cash|Ryan]] committed suicide is an hero? | ||
*...that all the [[Trolls|Sonichu characters]] | *...that all the [[Trolls|Sonichu characters]] had [[CWCipedia#The Twitter feed|Twitter]] accounts? | ||
*...that Chris [[Autism_Awareness_E-mails|doesn't have a caretaker]], despite how badly he needs one? | *...that Chris [[Autism_Awareness_E-mails|doesn't have a caretaker]], despite how badly he needs one? | ||
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*...that [[Yawning Squirtle]] sells the best weed in [[CWCville]]? | *...that [[Yawning Squirtle]] sells the best [[tobacky|weed]] in [[CWCville]]? | ||
*...that Chris doesn't give a shit about his [[True and Loyal fanbase]] and that [[Sonichu]] is merely a means to an [[china|end]]? | *...that Chris doesn't give a shit about his [[True and Loyal fanbase]] and that [[Sonichu]] is merely a means to an [[china|end]]? | ||
*...that for Christmas [[2004]], Chris asked | *...that for [[Christmas]] [[2004]], Chris asked Santa for a [[girlfriend]]? | ||
*...that on | *...that on Christmas Day 2004, Chris became depressed, because [[fail|he didn't get one]]? | ||
*...that Chris has been [[Chris and the Law| | *...that Chris has been [[Chris and the Law|convicted in court twice]]? | ||
*...that Chris is a descendant of [[Anne Boleyn]], Queen of England? | *...that Chris is a descendant of [[Anne Boleyn]], Queen of England? | ||
*...that [[Wild Sonichu]] is a noted Sit 'n Spin player? | *...that [[Wild Sonichu]] is a noted Sit 'n Spin player? | ||
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*...that Chris loves to give [[Cwc_blog#29_November_2009|dating advice]] to [[Manchester High School|high schoolers]] in spite of never having been on [[Dating Education|date]] as a teenager or an adult? | *...that Chris loves to give [[Cwc_blog#29_November_2009|dating advice]] to [[Manchester High School|high schoolers]] in spite of never having been on [[Dating Education|date]] as a teenager or an adult? | ||
*...that Chris repeatedly dreamt his [[sweetheart]] amid a [[Quizzes#Christian Weston Chandler Quiz|watery maze]]? | *...that Chris repeatedly dreamt his [[sweetheart]] amid a [[Quizzes#Christian Weston Chandler Quiz|watery maze]]? | ||
:*...that Chris expects his fans to know what happens in his | :*...that Chris [[Autism|expects his fans to know]] what happens in his [[dream]]s? | ||
*...that Christian and the Hedgehog Boys have a [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK|second album?]] | *...that Christian and the Hedgehog Boys have a [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK|second album?]] | ||
*...that [[Wesley Foundation Methodist Church]] is a church for all of | *...that [[Wesley Foundation Methodist Church]] is a church for all of [[God and Jesus]]'s children, regardless of age, [[African Americans|race]], [[Women's rights|gender]], [[Money|socio-economic situation]], or [[homos|sexual orientation]]? | ||
*...that Chris [[Megan|is]] [[Nudes|a]] [[April 16 Fetish Vids|disgusting]] [[Homos|human]] [[Twin Falling Towers|being]]? | *...that Chris [[Megan|is]] [[Nudes|a]] [[April 16 Fetish Vids|disgusting]] [[Homos|human]] [[Twin Falling Towers|being]]? | ||
*...that Chris has used a ruler to [[Mumble 8|measure]] his [[duck|dick]], but never once in his [[comic]]? | *...that Chris has used a ruler to [[Mumble 8|measure]] his [[duck|dick]], but never once in his [[comic]]? | ||
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*...that Chris originally was a [[User:ChrisChanSonichu_profile#College_Time|marketing major]] (which he picked at [[Random-access humor|random]]) before picking [[CADD]] when he enrolled at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]]? | *...that Chris originally was a [[User:ChrisChanSonichu_profile#College_Time|marketing major]] (which he picked at [[Random-access humor|random]]) before picking [[CADD]] when he enrolled at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]]? | ||
:*...and that he [[Father Call|didn't know]] what kind of jobs one could get with a CADD certificate? | :*...and that he [[Father Call|didn't know]] what kind of jobs one could get with a CADD certificate? | ||
:*...and he still has absolutely no idea how [[Axe|marketing]] works? | :*...and that he still has absolutely no idea how [[Axe|marketing]] works? | ||
*...that Chris gave up free sex with a [[Jackie|girl]] because she pointed out some of his many, many flaws? | *...that Chris gave up free [[sex]] with a [[Jackie|girl]] because she pointed out some of his many, many flaws? | ||
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*...that Chris | *...that Chris should changed the oil in [[Son-Chu|his car]] in [[April 2009]], but still hasn't done it? | ||
*...that Chris has a fourth love doll, [[List of Chris's Adam & Eve purchases|Yumi]]? | *...that Chris has a fourth love doll, [[List of Chris's Adam & Eve purchases|Yumi]]? | ||
*...that Chris | *...that Chris claims to weigh [[WeighIn|216 pounds]]? | ||
*...that [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] believes [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]], [[Michael Snyder]] | *...that [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] believes [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]], [[Michael Snyder]] and some [[homos]] are [[Matthew Noble call|behind all the trolling]]? | ||
*...that Chris tried starting a career as a [[Carlos Chantor|male prostitute]]? | *...that Chris tried starting a career as a [[Carlos Chantor|male prostitute]]? | ||
*...that those with [[Aspergers_(CWCipedia_article)| | *...that those with [[Aspergers_(CWCipedia_article)|Asperger's]] try to take the Shine and Limelight away from true autistic people? | ||
*...that Chris's [[duck]] [[Jackie E-mails 23|is bigger than previously photographed, and is no longer bent?]] | *...that Chris's [[duck]] [[Jackie E-mails 23|is bigger than previously photographed, and is no longer bent?]] | ||
*...that Chris's [[Donald Duck impersonation]] is the most terrifying thing in existence? | |||
*...that Chris's [[fail]] is in defiance of genetics: his father was an engineer who published seven patents; his half-brothers are [[David Alan Chandler|a doctor]] and [[Cole Smithey|a successful film reviewer]]; and his [[Carol Chandler|half-sister]] is a [[Autism|mathematician]]? | |||
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- ...that Chris will never get to return the favor by dancing with Tiffany Gowen at their High School Reunion?
- ...that Chris "buys healthy food, good drinks and just necessities with Good Money?"
- ...that Chris will never be able to destroy the CWCki?
- ...that Chris is a filthy liar?
- ...that there is a grand amount of audio needing transcription?
- ...that Chris ALWAYS IS the Mayor of CWCville?
- ...that Pixelblocks are to be confused with neither Pickleblocks nor Pricklyblocks?
- ...that Chris buys sex toys and PS3 games and content with taxpayer money?
- ...that Crystal has an older brother named Reginald?
- ...that Chris upgraded his anti-troll weaponry from his fangs to a pocket knife?
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- ...that this website, the CWCKi, is a LOAD OF BULL?
- ...that God and Jesus told Chris that Blanca was to be his TRUE and HONEST sweetheart?
- ...that a Forgiveness blessing can counter the extreme bad luck and misfortune associated with the Curse-ye-ha-me-ha attack?
- ...that Chris is capable of taking care of himself?
- ...that Chris once attended a Relationship Management Class intended for couples?
- ...that Bob Chandler wants you to shut that goddamn thing off?
- ...that Chris did not discover masturbation until the age of 16?
- ...that Chris was born on 24 February, the same day the Nazi party was founded?
- ...that when working at Cutco, Chris did not have any intentions of harming himself or others with the merchandise?
- ...that OFFICIAL Sonichu medallions are made of C-L-A-Y?
- ...that Chris really cannot dance?
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- ...that Chris drinks his own semen?
- ...that Chris wishes you a hoppy Easter?
- ...that in the Tour of Christian's House, Chris admits that his family is a bunch of pack rats?
- ...that Chris is a horrendous racist?
- ...that Chris has been recording himself freaking out on camera as early as 10th grade?
- ...that Chris's sense of humor is SO RANDOM XDXD?
- ...that you can be a REAL LIFE hero by doing stuff from the Priority Listing?
- ...that the "apple-core" bit with Wes-Li Sonichu from Sonichu #5 is based off a [[Wikipedia:Apple_core|children's game]?
- ...that Chris banned Twitter on his CWCipedia?
- ...and then changed his mind, only to ignore it?
|13=
- ...that in 2006, Chris bought a Booty-licious Love Doll? (It's an ass-lovers dream come true.)
- ...that Chris is a stressed homeboy imprisoned in lulz?
- ...that Chris told his mom about him masturbating, but his dad is not as open minded on the subject?
- ...that Chris never went to Redmond like he claimed?
- ...that Chris used to sleep in class (and had no shame about it)?
- ...that the Man in the Pickle Suit tricked Chris again?
- ...that Chris considers the "romance" in his comics as his best art?
- ...that each American taxpayer pays roughly 9.02597917x10-6 dollars each month to Chris?
- ...that Chris cannot do one single pull-up or push-up?
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- ...that on his MySpace, Chris marked his fat contacts with "More to Love"?
- ...that Chris is the Level-Up King?
- ...that Virginia is for Virgins?
- ...that farting is OK, and actually helps cure cancer?
- ...that Chris can't even stand to look at you, you ugly freak!
- ...that Mimms had a sweet green afro?
- ...that Chris once had a prostitute hang up on him?
- ...that Michael Snyder is a JEW!
- ...that Chris hates the word "Aspergers" almost as much as the word "Naïve"?
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- ...that Chris loves McDonald's while his dad prefers Burger King?
- ...that Chris is a gay icon?
- ...that the Long Island Iced Tea is the official cocktail of CWC and all CWC trolls?
- ...that Ivy was real?
- ...that Chris really likes Britney Spears (no matter what they all say)?
- ...that his favorite song from "Air Britney" is "E-Mail My Heart"?
- ...that Clyde Cash became a troll because his brother Ryan committed suicide is an hero?
- ...that all the Sonichu characters had Twitter accounts?
- ...that Chris doesn't have a caretaker, despite how badly he needs one?
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- ...that Yawning Squirtle sells the best weed in CWCville?
- ...that Chris doesn't give a shit about his True and Loyal fanbase and that Sonichu is merely a means to an end?
- ...that for Christmas 2004, Chris asked Santa for a girlfriend?
- ...that on Christmas Day 2004, Chris became depressed, because he didn't get one?
- ...that Chris has been convicted in court twice?
- ...that Chris is a descendant of Anne Boleyn, Queen of England?
- ...that Wild Sonichu is a noted Sit 'n Spin player?
- ...that Chris is the MOTHERFUCKING PRINCE, MAN?
- ...that Chris would probably rape a woman if he wasn't so fat and lazy?
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- ...that Chris believes that butt plugs are linked with spontaneous human combustion?
- ...that Blanca was real?
- ...that Chris is stuck as a virgin with rage?
- ...that Clyde Cash was born on the Fourth of July (and was a true American patriot)?
- ...that Barbara Chandler won the Mother of the Year 2000 award?
- ...that "HE KNOWS CLYDE CASH!" is an old meme?
- ...that Chris was once the proud owner of a pink Leapster, a gaming system for small children?
- ...that Barbara sings while vacuuming?
- ...that Chris throws rocks at women to attract them?
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- ...that even now, Chris does not think he is fat?
- ...that Sarah Jackson, Chris's sweetheart and a Decepticon, was brutally murdered by Optimus Prime?
- ...that Chris loves to give dating advice to high schoolers in spite of never having been on date as a teenager or an adult?
- ...that Chris repeatedly dreamt his sweetheart amid a watery maze?
- ...that Chris expects his fans to know what happens in his dreams?
- ...that Christian and the Hedgehog Boys have a second album?
- ...that Wesley Foundation Methodist Church is a church for all of God and Jesus's children, regardless of age, race, gender, socio-economic situation, or sexual orientation?
- ...that Chris is a disgusting human being?
- ...that Chris has used a ruler to measure his dick, but never once in his comic?
- ...that Chris purged all the comments from his Flipnotes, except a poem from a random girl which praised him?
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- ...that he never wants to hear you say, "I have a boyfriend"?
- ...that Kick the Autistic is America's favorite game?
- ...that all the cool kids (and dudes of all teenagers) regularly check out the Community Portal?
- ...that videos of Chris masturbating will forever haunt your nightmares?
- ...that Guitar Hero is Chris's source for new music?
- ...that Evan killed Mommy?
- ...that Chris can handle getting fake numbers from girls because of Seinfeld?
- ...that Chris originally was a marketing major (which he picked at random) before picking CADD when he enrolled at PVCC?
- ...and that he didn't know what kind of jobs one could get with a CADD certificate?
- ...and that he still has absolutely no idea how marketing works?
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- ...that Chris should changed the oil in his car in April 2009, but still hasn't done it?
- ...that Chris has a fourth love doll, Yumi?
- ...that Chris claims to weigh 216 pounds?
- ...that Bob believes Megan, Michael Snyder and some homos are behind all the trolling?
- ...that Chris tried starting a career as a male prostitute?
- ...that those with Asperger's try to take the Shine and Limelight away from true autistic people?
- ...that Chris's duck is bigger than previously photographed, and is no longer bent?
- ...that Chris's Donald Duck impersonation is the most terrifying thing in existence?
- ...that Chris's fail is in defiance of genetics: his father was an engineer who published seven patents; his half-brothers are a doctor and a successful film reviewer; and his half-sister is a mathematician?
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