It's UGH!
"It's UGH!" is the bizarre name to a video Chris uploaded on 24 July 2009, before removing it a short time later in usual CWC fashion. The video features him begrudgingly singing along to the song "OK2BGay" by Norwegian bubblegum dance singer Tomboy. At the end of the video he curses at Jack Thaddeus (who had made Chris hump his PS3 within the same day) and "Samantha whatever."
What Chris doesn't seem to understand is that "OK2BGay" is sung tongue firmly grasped in cheek. While the song's message is intended to be serious, lines like "pick up the soap" are clearly being sung in self-parody.
The version of the song Chris uses in the video is not the album version, which doesn't begin with music box sounds and a chorus of voices.
Video
It's UGH! | |
Search for video | YouTube, archive |
Stardate | 24 July 2009 |
Subject Matter | Music, Homos |
Shirt | Brown with Blue Logo |
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Transcript
[Up until 0:36, the only audio from the video is the song "Ok2bgay". Chris starts singing at 0:37, in a very unsettling and drunken growling voice/Kermit the Frog impression. Chris actually talks at 4:04.]
It's okay to be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way
Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way
It's okay to be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way
Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way
Father figures we are
You're a shooting star you come so far
I was once in your shoes
In a closet like you
I had nothing to lose
Hey man gay man pick up the soap
Get on your knees and pray
Hey man gay man
Release your load
You've got to cease to delay
The gay way
It's okay to be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way
Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way
Hooray! For the man!
Ooh, strong man
Queen of the balls
Some brotherly love is a pleasure for all
Come out
Open your eyes
It's a matter of size
Hey man gay man pick up the soap
Get on your knees and pray
Hey man gay man
Release your load
you've got to cease to delay
The gay way
It's okay to be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way [gagging sounds]
Okay to be gay!
Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way
Sing hallelujah (sing hallelujah)
It's getting to ya (it's getting to ya)
Hey! Ho! Mo! Hey! Ho! Mo! Hey! Ho!
Now remember
There's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over
It's okay to be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way
It's okay!
Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way
West is where you should go
To San Francisco
I get that you know
Would you gather my face
So united we stand in a gay parade
A human serenade
Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way
It's okay to be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way
Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way
It's okay to be gay!
Ugh. Yech. Ung... uck. Damn you, Jack Thaddeus slash Samantha whatever.
Remake
Jack Thaddeus, not satisfied with a video of Chris singing in a dumb voice and covering most of the camera as part of Chris's attempt, wanted a version of Chris singing it with more vigor.
It's____, a remake of It's UGH! was uploaded on the following day, 25 July 2009. Chris is seen disguised with a Groucho Marx mask, along with the hat and jacket of his Officer Nasty sex doll. Note, surprisingly, that Chris looks somewhat thinner in this video which just goes to show that black (and stained sex-doll accessories) really is slimming. The YouTube search tags read out, "It's a Mockery you damn dirty homos." He changes some of the pronouns of the lyrics to "she". In the last sentence of the video, he says that it's not okay to be gay, as yet another feeble attempt to "outwit" the trolls.
Video
It's____ | |
Search for video | YouTube, archive |
Stardate | 24 July 2009 |
Subject Matter | Music, Homos |
OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
previous It's UGH! |
next Cwc dare |
Transcript
It's okay be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way
Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way
It's okay to be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way
Hooray for the kind of man that she will find in the gay way
Father figures we are
You're a shooting star you've come so far
I was once in your shoes
In a closet like you
I had nothing to lose
Hey man gay man pick up the soap
Get on your knees and pray
Hey man gay man
Release your load
You've got to cease to delay
The gay way
It's okay to be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way
Hooray for the kind of man that she will find in the gay way
Hooray! For the man!
Ooh, strong man
queen of the balls
some brotherly love is a pleasure for all
Come out
open your eyes
it's a matter of size. Siiiiize
Hey man gay man pick up the soap
Get on your knees and pray
Hey man gay man
Release your load
you've got to cease to delay
The gay way
It's okay to be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way
Okay to be gay!
Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way
Sing hallelujah
It's getting to ya
Hey! Ho! Mo! Hey! Ho! Mo! Hey! Homo dork!
Now remember
There's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over
It's okay to be gay! ...'sokay to be gay! let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way
It's okay!
Hooray for the kind of man that she will find in the gay way
West is where you should go
To San Francisco
I get that you know
Would you gather my face
So united we stand in a gay parade
A human serenade [cough]
[mumbling] Hooray! Hooray! Hooray! for the kind of man that she will find in the gay way
It's okay to be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way
Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way
It's not okay to be gay! [Chris takes off his Groucho glasses, throws them to the ground, and makes a pose]
Altered description
The next day, Chris added a changed description.
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