Charlottesville Fashion Square
Charlottesville Fashion Square is the home of Chris's love quest (and now fuck quest) exploits. He was banned for loitering, but the year long ban has since expired. However, Chris's track record suggests a second ban is imminent. He is fixated with it, encouraging all fans or interested people to meet him there.
Fun Fact: The mall was also used in the Tom Clancy book The Teeth of the Tiger as the scene of an Islamic terrorist act. The only relevance this has with Chris is that he also caused terror there himself to many a YOUNG LADY and security guard.
It was in this mall where Chris met Anna and the Tale of the Crazy Pacer got its start. It was here that he had his heart smashed down to 15% by Hanna, and presumably where he (accompanied by his father) went on his "date" with Emily, who was later rescued by The Man in the Pickle Suit. It's safe to say that, at one point, a large portion of Chris's time spent outside the house was at this mall. Of course, he only rarely ventures outside these days to shovel snow and do an occasional "parkay", so he may not have graced the halls of the Fashion Square with his presence in a while. Regardless, due to the misadventures Chris had here, this place holds a significant role in Christory. Say "Hi" to manager ScotPalazzo should you ever visit.
Comic references
Sub-Episode 1: "Jerkop-tastropie"
Dramatization of Chris getting busted by mall security for loitering.
Sub-Episode 2: "The Rise & Fall of My Heart"
Dramatization of a girl who works at a Starbucks trolling Chris by taking him out on a date.
See also
External links
|
This article, like Chris's pickle, is a bit small. You can help CWCki by expanding it. |
