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...that Chris will never get to return the favor by dancing with Tiffany Gowen at their High School Reunion?
...that Chris "buys healthy food, good drinks and just necessities with Good Money?"
...that Chris will never be able to destroy the CWCki?
...that Chris is a filthy liar?
...that there is a grand amount of audio needing transcription?
...that Chris ALWAYS IS the Mayor of CWCville?
...that Pixelblocks are to be confused with neither Pickleblocks nor Pricklyblocks?
...that Chris buys sex toys and PS3 games and content with taxpayer money?
...that Crystal has an older brother named Reginald?
...that Chris upgraded his anti-troll weaponry from his fangs to a pocket knife?

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...that this website, the CWCKi, is a LOAD OF BULL?
...that God and Jesus told Chris that Blanca was to be his TRUE and HONEST sweetheart?
...that a Forgiveness blessing can counter the extreme bad luck and misfortune associated with the Curse-ye-ha-me-ha attack?
...that Chris is capable of taking care of himself?
...that Chris once attended a Relationship Management Class intended for couples?
...that Bob Chandler wants you to shut that goddamn thing off?
...that Chris did not discover masturbation until the age of 16?
...that Chris was born on 24 February, the same day the Nazi party was founded?
...that when working at Cutco, Chris did not have any intentions of harming himself or others with the merchandise?
...that OFFICIAL Sonichu medallions are made of C-L-A-Y?
...that Chris really cannot dance?

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...that Chris drinks his own semen?
...that Chris wishes you a hoppy Easter?
...that in the Tour of Christian's House, Chris admits that his family is a bunch of pack rats?
...that Chris is a horrendous racist?
...that Chris has been recording himself freaking out on camera as early as 10th grade?
...that Chris's sense of humor is SO RANDOM XDXD?
...that you can be a REAL LIFE hero by doing stuff from the Priority Listing?
...that the "apple-core" bit with Wes-Li Sonichu from Sonichu #5 is based off a [[Wikipedia:Apple_core|children's game]?
...that Chris banned Twitter on his CWCipedia?

...and then changed his mind, only to ignore it?

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...that in 2006, Chris bought a Booty-licious Love Doll? (It's an ass-lovers dream come true.)
...that Chris is a stressed homeboy imprisoned in lulz?
...that Chris told his mom about him masturbating, but his dad is not as open minded on the subject?
...that Chris never went to Redmond like he claimed?
...that Chris used to sleep in class (and had no shame about it)?
...that the Man in the Pickle Suit tricked Chris again?
...that Chris considers the "romance" in his comics as his best art?
...that each American taxpayer pays roughly 9.02597917x10^-6 dollars each month to Chris?
...that Chris cannot do one single pull-up or push-up?

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...that on his MySpace, Chris marked his fat contacts with "More to Love"?
...that Chris is the Level-Up King?
...that Virginia is for Virgins?
...that farting is OK, and actually helps cure cancer?
...that Chris can't even stand to look at you, you ugly freak!
...that Mimms had a sweet green afro?
...that Chris once had a prostitute hang up on him?
...that Michael Snyder is a JEW!
...that Chris hates the word "Aspergers" almost as much as the word "Naïve"?

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...that Chris loves McDonald's while his dad prefers Burger King?
...that Chris is a gay icon?
...that the Long Island Iced Tea is the official cocktail of CWC and all CWC trolls?
...that Ivy was real?
...that Chris really likes Britney Spears (no matter what they all say)?
...that his favorite song from "Air Britney" is "E-Mail My Heart"?
...that Clyde Cash became a troll because his brother Ryan committed suicide is an hero?
...that all the Sonichu characters had Twitter accounts?
...that Chris doesn't have a caretaker, despite how badly he needs one?

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...that Yawning Squirtle sells the best weed in CWCville?
...that Chris doesn't give a shit about his True and Loyal fanbase and that Sonichu is merely a means to an end?
...that for Christmas 2004, Chris asked Santa for a girlfriend?
...that on Christmas Day 2004, Chris became depressed, because he didn't get one?
...that Chris has been convicted in court twice?
...that Chris is a descendant of Anne Boleyn, Queen of England?
...that Wild Sonichu is a noted Sit 'n Spin player?
...that Chris is the MOTHERFUCKING PRINCE, MAN?
...that Chris would probably rape a woman if he wasn't so fat and lazy?

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...that Chris believes that butt plugs are linked with spontaneous human combustion?
...that Blanca was real?
...that Chris is stuck as a virgin with rage?
...that Clyde Cash was born on the Fourth of July (and was a true American patriot)?
...that Barbara Chandler won the Mother of the Year 2000 award?
...that "HE KNOWS CLYDE CASH!" is an old meme?
...that Chris was once the proud owner of a pink Leapster, a gaming system for small children?
...that Barbara sings while vacuuming?
...that Chris throws rocks at women to attract them?

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...that even now, Chris does not think he is fat?
...that Sarah Jackson, Chris's sweetheart and a Decepticon, was brutally murdered by Optimus Prime?
...that Chris loves to give dating advice to high schoolers in spite of never having been on date as a teenager or an adult?
...that Chris repeatedly dreamt his sweetheart amid a watery maze?

...that Chris expects his fans to know what happens in his dreams?

...that Christian and the Hedgehog Boys have a second album?
...that Wesley Foundation Methodist Church is a church for all of God and Jesus's children, regardless of age, race, gender, socio-economic situation, or sexual orientation?
...that Chris is a disgusting human being?
...that Chris has used a ruler to measure his dick, but never once in his comic?
...that Chris purged all the comments from his Flipnotes, except a poem from a random girl which praised him?

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...that he never wants to hear you say, "I have a boyfriend"?
...that Kick the Autistic is America's favorite game?
...that all the cool kids (and dudes of all teenagers) regularly check out the Community Portal?
...that videos of Chris masturbating will forever haunt your nightmares?
...that Guitar Hero is Chris's source for new music?
...that Evan killed Mommy?
...that Chris can handle getting fake numbers from girls because of Seinfeld?
...that Chris originally was a marketing major (which he picked at random) before picking CADD when he enrolled at PVCC?

...and that he didn't know what kind of jobs one could get with a CADD certificate?
...and that he still has absolutely no idea how marketing works?

...that Chris gave up free sex with a girl because she pointed out some of his many, many flaws?

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...that Chris should changed the oil in his car in April 2009, but still hasn't done it?
...that Chris has a fourth love doll, Yumi?
...that Chris claims to weigh 216 pounds?
...that Bob believes Megan, Michael Snyder and some homos are behind all the trolling?
...that Chris tried starting a career as a male prostitute?
...that those with Asperger's try to take the Shine and Limelight away from true autistic people?
...that Chris's duck is bigger than previously photographed, and is no longer bent?
...that Chris's Donald Duck impersonation is the most terrifying thing in existence?
...that Chris's fail is in defiance of genetics: his father was an engineer who published seven patents; his half-brothers are a doctor and a successful film reviewer; and his half-sister is a mathematician?

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