CWCki:Community Portal
The Community Portal is designed to be a public forum to discuss CWCki related affairs for site wide concerns, policy, that sort of thing.
Please consult the archives to make sure your concern hasn't already been posted before:
CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 1
CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 2
CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 3
CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 4
CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 5
CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 6
I want to warn other women
Hello, my name is Jackie. Jesus, I can't believe I'm doing this.
Long story short, I'm in the market for a boyfriend and I posted online, thinking I would give it a shot. I meet a guy named Christian Weston Chandler. Guess where this is going.
I didn't know anything about this guy before I met him there. I talked back and forth with him for a bit on email, got to know him a little. I didn't know he was such an internet freak. But he told me all about this cwcki site, because I wanted to know more about him and I wanted him to make a video for me. He initially refused to make a video for me because he said it "got him in trouble before". I didn't know what he meant, so he sent me here to see videos of him talking to previous girlfriends and how the nasty trolls got him in trouble for it. Mind you, he was very careful to remind me that this website is full of lies and shouldn't be trusted, despite the fact he himself sent me here.
But I respected the fact he was at least being honest with me about this online shit. Or so it seemed. I watched a bunch of his videos, got more and more disturbed by them. I questioned him on some things, like how he apparently cheated on one of his ex-girlfriends with some other girl online. As was quite insulting (but not at all surprising now that I've familiarized myself with this site), he lied to me and said it never happened. Even though he himself admitted to cheating on her in a video HE MADE.
And a bunch of other shit he lied about too. Like professing his love for me every five minutes, even though he COULDN'T REMEMBER MY FUCKING NAME. Check this video out: http://www.mediafire.com/?zzivjw32mlj I asked him to make me a video showing me his female-pleasuring skills (this was before I started to realize what a disgusting piece of shit he is), and he CALLS ME BY HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND'S NAME.
So there you go, have at it. He calls this website full of liars, but as far as I can tell he's a worthless piece of shit and this site is pretty frank about it. I'm fucking done dealing with him but I thought I'd contribute my experience as a warning to all the other women in Virginia.--JaxRomy 12:24am, 22 April 2010 (EST)
- Hello Jackie, and welcome. I am sorry you had to encounter Christian without any prior warning- the truth must be shocking and a little frightening (you know he twice tried to convince the trolls to trick him into raping someone who was trying to help him and only looking out for his best interests, right?). I'm sure I speak for everyone here when I say that you are most welcome here, and that your experience will be added to the massive (and growing) pile of documentation regarding this mental man and his life. Your goal of warning others is a noble one and I invite you to come, join in the documentation and study of Christian Weston Chandler. Again, you have my sympathies. -Ronichu 04:54, 22 April 2010 (UTC)
- Glad to be of service! Also, if you feel like you want to, you can add a better profile for him to Dontdatehimgirl.com--there's been one up there since 4chan/SA found his comic in 2007 and it's woefully out of date. And sorry you had to put up with being in a relationship with Chris. You are also welcome to contribute any information you want.--MoarLurk 04:58, 22 April 2010 (UTC)
- Chris chan, "cute"? Lol. Anyway, welcome. --James Lamp-Eye 05:08, 22 April 2010 (UTC)
- At least Chris had the lack of sense to point you here and warn you of what you were in for if you met him. Every new bit of Chris we see is darker and more disturbing than the last. This site does little more than hold a mirror up to Chris and let his own words speak for themselves. Enjoy exploring the man-child-sized bullet you just dodged. Any and all contributions you wish to make would be most appreciated. As you can see, we "trolls" are mainly fascinated observers of the perversion of nature known as Christian Chandler. --TubularMonkey 05:31, 22 April 2010 (UTC)
- Jackie, I am so sorry you had to go through this.--Beat 05:58, 22 April 2010 (UTC)
- Welcome and we're sorry for what you had to experience with Chris. You were lucky he pointed you here so soon. --Caboose -1 06:01, 22 April 2010 (UTC)
- Welcome Jackie and thank you for sharing your experience with us. I must congratulate you on your fortitude. The video he sent you make me feel quite nauseous and it's not even aimed at me! Yes, Christian Chandler is quite the sick puppy we describe and yet your e-mails are filled with juicy details and interesting anecdotes. You have proven your value and you are most welcome here among us. Griffintown 06:10, 22 April 2010 (UTC)
- Hey, there. I'm so sorry about what happened between you and Chris, but it was for the best, yes? Hope you have fun here. じゃね!--SniperFire16 13:21, 22 April 2010 (UTC)
YOU ARE FAGGOTS
every single last one of you. seriously. Clydec 01:52, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
- Indeed. Pfargtl9000 02:06, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
- Have my babiez, plz?--SniperFire16 03:24, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
- I want you inside me, Clyde. -Ronichu 02:30, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
- Oh Clyde, you're too nice. --BreadGod 03:25, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
- Cool.--Beat 03:40, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
- Yes. Griffintown 12:47, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
Icon Templates
So I've added some code to the icon templates (and even added the normal icon template code to about a third of the shirt icons) so we can toggle the text labels for the icons. I mainly forsee this being useful for the video boxes on articles, rather than having to type {{BlueRedSleeveRugby}} Blue & Red Sleeve Rugby, you can type {{BlueRedSleeveRugby|text=yes}} to generate the same effect. It also allows all uses of the icon template to be easily updated, should we decided to do something like rename a shirt.
I notice that there is a lot of inconsistency on pages with videos - some use icon templates, some don't - so do partly, probably due to new icon templates having later been made. So my plan is to revisit pages with videos and update them to use the templates. My dilemma is - should the format for showing the text be: {{Icontemplate|text=yes}} or {{Icontemplate|text}} or something else? --Anonymax 23:56, 24 April 2010 (UTC)
- Oh and examples of the icons with their respective text labels can be found here. --Anonymax 23:59, 24 April 2010 (UTC)
- I reallllly need some feedback on this. Plz replai --Anonymax 11:17, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
- Hey mate, looks fantastic. In my position as a complete nobody I approve of this change. Going back and retroactively changing every video is gunna be interesting, however... -Ronichu 22:32, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
- It's a good job Anonymax. Well done- I was watching as you put them up last night, you've done a great job with them --YawningSquirtleRedux 22:38, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
- Well I had to make the change to the templates so the default behaviour was not to show the label - in an ideal world, the default would be to show the label. I'm currently a fan of the {{Icontemplate|text}} way of triggering the display of labels - and unless anyone comes up with a reason to set it a different way, I'll make some changes soon. Yes the task of going through every page with video templates is going to take some time - however, it will help make all of them consistent. We like consistency. --Anonymax 00:58, 26 April 2010 (UTC)
- Added some more code to my sandbox version of an icon template - now the template will accept custom text:
- {{Icontemplate}} produces =Userboxes=
Presenting the latest in Userbox technology, here is the list of all updated userboxes. Content was mostly copied from the old awards-style templates, but some have new colours. SPEAKING OF WHICH I'll probably have to simplify the colours of some userboxes as they don't look so nice when stacked up with other boxes IMO.
Nationality
Americunt
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Americunt: This user is an Americunt and refuses to use unnecessary vowels. Uncle Sam would be proud! |
Australian
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Australian: This user hails from the land down under and lives in constant fear of bush fires. When the eBarrier Reef comes, this user will be unable to read the CWCki. |
Britfag
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Britfag: I say! This user is a Britfag who, by order of The Queen (God Save Her), is required to use unnecessary vowels. Jolly good! |
Canuckfag
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Canuckfag: This user hails from the Great White North and has milk in bags. Cet utilisateur est originaire du Grand Nord Blanc et a du lait dans des sacs. |
Eurofag
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Eurofag: This user is a Eurofag and insists on using unnecessary vowels. |
Mexicant
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Mexicant: This user is a day laborer from Mexico who edits CWCki for 35 cents an hour. Este usuario es un jornalero de México que escribe en CWCki por 4 pesos la hora. |
Religious Stance
Agnostic
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Agnostic This user is agnostic and finds your claims about deities highly skeptical. |
Atheist
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Atheist This user is an Atheist and refuses to believe that there is a god. |
Baha'i
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Bahá'í This user is a follower of the Bahá'í Faith and under the teachings of Bahá'u'lláh, believes that humanity is one race. |
Christian
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Christian This user is a Christian and has accepted GodJesus as his/her savior. |
God Complex
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God Complex This user has a God Complex and believes that you should get on your knees now. |
Hindu
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Hindu This user is a Hindu and believes in reincarnation. |
Jew
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Jew This user is a JEW! Unlike Chris, the CWCki likes Jewish people. |
Muslim
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Muslim This user is a Muslim and has accepted the teachings and revelations of the prophet Muhammad (pbuh). |
Zoroastrian
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Zoroastrian This user is a Zoroastrian and worships the Creator Ahura Mazda, who has no evil originating from Him. |
Fucking Cats
Desi
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Desi This user thinks Desi is the best Chandler cat! :3 |
Kitty
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Kitty This user thinks Kitty is the best Chandler cat! :3 |
Lucy
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Lucy This user thinks Lucy is the best Chandler cat! :3 |
Scampers
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Scampers This user thinks Scampers is the best Chandler cat! :3 |
Skittles
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Skittles This user thinks Skittles is the best Chandler cat! :3 |
Sexuality
Asexual
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Asexual This user is a got-dang asexual and doesn't have hanky panky. They don't want to be "cured", thank you very much. |
Bisexual
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Bisexual This user is bisexual and likes both pickles and china. Simonchu would be so proud! |
Homo
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Homo This user is a homosexual and likes pickles. Magi-Chan is watching you masturbate. |
Lesbian
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Lesbian This user is a lesbian and likes china. Chris doesn't care that you don't like ducks. |
STRAIGHT
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STRAIGHT This user is STRAIGHT. The men like dykes and china while the women like pickles & balls. Unlike Chris, they don't mind da homos. |
Transgendered
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Transgendered This user is transgendered and would very much like to become the opposite sex. If Chris ever falls off the straight path, he'll join you. |
Race
Asian
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Asian This user is an Asian and takes pride in their math skills. |
Black
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Black This user is black and doesn't appreciate Chris's rampant racism. |
Native American
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Native American This user is Native American and finds Chris's portrayal of their race offensive. |
White
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White This user is white and finds Chris's race relations embarrassing. |
Notoriety
Admin
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CWCki Admin This user is an admin on CWCki and is SERIOUS BUSINESS. |
Bureaucrat
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CWCki Bureaucrat This user is a bureaucrat on CWCki. Nag them if you want to become an admin. |
Quality Control
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Quality Control Jerkop This user is a Jerkop who ensures high quality Bavarian standards for all content on CWCki. |
Jerkop
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CWCki Jerkop This user is a Jerkop on CWCki who bans vandals from this region. |
Hero
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Hero This user is Heroic. He/She has defeated Chris-Chan. The way trolling was meant to be done. |
Legend
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Legend This user is Legendary. He/She has defeated Chris-Chan on his own turf. Again and again... |
Observer
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Observer This user is taking it Easy. He/She has followed Chris-Chan's movements. They haven't contributed to the trolling efforts. |
Warrior
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Warrior This user is Normal. He/She has contributed to trolling Chris in some way, shape, or form. |
Order of the Pickle
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Order of the Pickle This user has performed selfless service above and beyond the call of duty for the glorious Motherland. |
Traits
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Artfag
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CWCki Artfag This user is an official CWCki Artfag who contributes to the Artist Commune project. |
Asperpedia
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Asperpedia Regular This user is a regular contributor to Asperpedia. |
AssBurger
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Ass Burger This user has Asperger's Syndrome and tries to take the Shine and Limelight away from True Autistics. |
Boyfriend Free Girl
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Boyfriend-free Girl This user defies all odds and is a boyfriend-free girl. They must watch out for horny manchildren. |
ED User
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Encyclopedia Dramatica User This user forges lulz and spreads drama throughout his/her homeland. |
Grammar Natzi
| BLANK | Grammar Natzi This user edits the CWCki to exterminate all typos and grammatical errors. |
Ham
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Ham This user is a HUMONGOUS HAM and enjoys the fine art of MELODRAMA! |
Hiatus
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On Hiatus This user has been sucked into the Time Void and won't be able to edit for a period of time. |
Hikikomori
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Hikikomori This user should SUCK IT UP and DIVE RIGHT IN to the public scene. |
IRC Reg
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#sonichu Reg This user is a regular in #sonichu |
JERK
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JERK This user is A JERK and takes away all the girls. |
Krapplefag
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Krapplefag This user regularly posts on /cwc/ |
Mayor
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Mayor This user is the mayor of CWCville and will clean the streets up with the power of Oxiclean. |
Miscreant
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Miscreants Member This user is a known agent in The Miscreants. |
Naive
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Naïve This user isn't saying they're dumb... or naïve. |
PVCC
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PVCC This user is a member of PVCC. Praise Mary! |
Pedofork
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Pedofork This user is not a Pedofork, you dorks. |
Rigist
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Rigist This user is a Rigist and believes that everyone is WINNER until proven otherwise. |
Squirtle
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Yawning Squirtle This user is a bonafide Squirtle, and as such is very fond of hash and the motherfucking moon. |
Superstar
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CWC Superstar This user has been mentioned in a Chris video |
Sweetheart
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Sweetheart This user is someone's sweetheart, but that doesn't mean they're safe from Chris (just ask Kacey). |
Transcriber
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Transcriber This user transcibes videos, and has no doubt become insane from regular exposure to Chris's fail. |
Troper
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Troper This user would edit the CWCki, but they're too busy browsing TV Tropes. |
Weeaboo
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Weeaboo This user is a weeaboo and is devastated by Chris's taste in animu. この人はおたくだので、アニメはクリスーちゃんに好かれたのは我慢しなさい。 Because this person is geek, anime was not liked by Sudie Endure chestnut. |
Help Stuff
Templates
What are they?
Templates are a simple way to insert content in to an article without having to use a lot of Wiki markup. They are most often used for complex things like navigation boxes at the foot of articles, of fancy infoboxes.
- Templates are stored in the Template namespace e.g. Template:Captain's Log
- When a template is updated, the changes are rolled out everywhere the template is used
- They can make use of variables, to insert information in specified places in the template.
How do I use one?
Inserting a template in to an article varies according to the template being used.
- For a simple template without any parameters, you use the code {{templatename}}
- If a template has named parameters, you use the code {{templatename |paramname=Some |paramname2=Content}}
- Spaces are not needed between parameters, but can help make the template more readable to editors
- In the template code, named parameters appear as {{{varname}}}. Text you enter for that parameter will be inserted in its place.
- If the template doesn't have named parameters, any text placed after a vertical pipe | is treated as a numbered parameter: {{templatename|Some|Content}}
- In the template code, numbered parameters appear as {{{1}}}. Each subsequent pipe adds a new numbered parameter.
Be careful with pipes
Any vertical pipes placed within the template braces {{ }} will be interpreted as the start of a new parameter. If you need to insert a pipe as part of a parameter's content, use: {{!}} (Usage)
Captain's Log
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WAT
I have another plan in mind for this - as you can tell, this first idea didn't work out too well :(
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- {{Icontemplate|text}} produces =Userboxes=
Presenting the latest in Userbox technology, here is the list of all updated userboxes. Content was mostly copied from the old awards-style templates, but some have new colours. SPEAKING OF WHICH I'll probably have to simplify the colours of some userboxes as they don't look so nice when stacked up with other boxes IMO.
Nationality
Americunt
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Americunt: This user is an Americunt and refuses to use unnecessary vowels. Uncle Sam would be proud! |
Australian
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Australian: This user hails from the land down under and lives in constant fear of bush fires. When the eBarrier Reef comes, this user will be unable to read the CWCki. |
Britfag
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Britfag: I say! This user is a Britfag who, by order of The Queen (God Save Her), is required to use unnecessary vowels. Jolly good! |
Canuckfag
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Canuckfag: This user hails from the Great White North and has milk in bags. Cet utilisateur est originaire du Grand Nord Blanc et a du lait dans des sacs. |
Eurofag
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Eurofag: This user is a Eurofag and insists on using unnecessary vowels. |
Mexicant
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Mexicant: This user is a day laborer from Mexico who edits CWCki for 35 cents an hour. Este usuario es un jornalero de México que escribe en CWCki por 4 pesos la hora. |
Religious Stance
Agnostic
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Agnostic This user is agnostic and finds your claims about deities highly skeptical. |
Atheist
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Atheist This user is an Atheist and refuses to believe that there is a god. |
Baha'i
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Bahá'í This user is a follower of the Bahá'í Faith and under the teachings of Bahá'u'lláh, believes that humanity is one race. |
Christian
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Christian This user is a Christian and has accepted GodJesus as his/her savior. |
God Complex
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God Complex This user has a God Complex and believes that you should get on your knees now. |
Hindu
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Hindu This user is a Hindu and believes in reincarnation. |
Jew
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Jew This user is a JEW! Unlike Chris, the CWCki likes Jewish people. |
Muslim
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Muslim This user is a Muslim and has accepted the teachings and revelations of the prophet Muhammad (pbuh). |
Zoroastrian
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Zoroastrian This user is a Zoroastrian and worships the Creator Ahura Mazda, who has no evil originating from Him. |
Fucking Cats
Desi
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Desi This user thinks Desi is the best Chandler cat! :3 |
Kitty
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Kitty This user thinks Kitty is the best Chandler cat! :3 |
Lucy
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Lucy This user thinks Lucy is the best Chandler cat! :3 |
Scampers
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Scampers This user thinks Scampers is the best Chandler cat! :3 |
Skittles
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Skittles This user thinks Skittles is the best Chandler cat! :3 |
Sexuality
Asexual
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Asexual This user is a got-dang asexual and doesn't have hanky panky. They don't want to be "cured", thank you very much. |
Bisexual
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Bisexual This user is bisexual and likes both pickles and china. Simonchu would be so proud! |
Homo
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Homo This user is a homosexual and likes pickles. Magi-Chan is watching you masturbate. |
Lesbian
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Lesbian This user is a lesbian and likes china. Chris doesn't care that you don't like ducks. |
STRAIGHT
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STRAIGHT This user is STRAIGHT. Unlike Chris, they don't mind da homos. |
Transgendered
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Transgendered This user is transgendered and would very much like to become the opposite sex. If Chris ever falls off the straight path, he'll join you. |
Race
Asian
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Asian This user is an Asian and takes pride in their math skills. |
Black
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Black This user is black and doesn't appreciate Chris's rampant racism. |
Native American
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Native American This user is Native American and finds Chris's portrayal of their race offensive. |
White
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White This user is white and finds Chris's race relations embarrassing. |
Notoriety
Admin
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CWCki Admin This user is an admin on CWCki and is SERIOUS BUSINESS. |
Bureaucrat
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CWCki Bureaucrat This user is a bureaucrat on CWCki. Nag them if you want to become an admin. |
Quality Control
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Quality Control Jerkop This user is a Jerkop who ensures high quality Bavarian standards for all content on CWCki. |
Jerkop
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CWCki Jerkop This user is a Jerkop on CWCki who bans vandals from this region. |
Hero
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Hero This user is Heroic. He/She has defeated Chris-Chan. The way trolling was meant to be done. |
Legend
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Legend This user is Legendary. He/She has defeated Chris-Chan on his own turf. Again and again... |
Observer
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Observer This user is taking it Easy. He/She has followed Chris-Chan's movements. They haven't contributed to the trolling efforts. |
Warrior
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Warrior This user is Normal. He/She has contributed to trolling Chris in some way, shape, or form. |
Order of the Pickle
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Order of the Pickle This user has performed selfless service above and beyond the call of duty for the glorious Motherland. |
Traits
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Artfag
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CWCki Artfag This user is an official CWCki Artfag who contributes to the Artist Commune project. |
Asperpedia
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Asperpedia Regular This user is a regular contributor to Asperpedia. |
AssBurger
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Ass Burger This user has Asperger's Syndrome and tries to take the Shine and Limelight away from True Autistics. |
Boyfriend Free Girl
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Boyfriend-free Girl This user defies all odds and is a boyfriend-free girl. They must watch out for horny manchildren. |
ED User
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Encyclopedia Dramatica User This user forges lulz and spreads drama throughout his/her homeland. |
Grammar Natzi
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Ham
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Ham This user is a HUMONGOUS HAM and enjoys the fine art of MELODRAMA! |
Hiatus
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On Hiatus This user has been sucked into the Time Void and won't be able to edit for a period of time. |
Hikikomori
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Hikikomori This user should SUCK IT UP and DIVE RIGHT IN to the public scene. |
IRC Reg
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#sonichu Reg This user is a regular in #sonichu |
JERK
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JERK This user is A JERK and takes away all the girls. |
Krapplefag
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Krapplefag This user regularly posts on /cwc/ |
Mayor
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Mayor This user is the mayor of CWCville and will clean the streets up with the power of Oxiclean. |
Miscreant
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Miscreants Member This user is a known agent in The Miscreants. |
Naive
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Naïve This user isn't saying they're dumb... or naïve. |
PVCC
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PVCC This user is a member of PVCC. Praise Mary! |
Pedofork
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Pedofork This user is not a Pedofork, you dorks. |
Rigist
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Rigist This user is a Rigist and believes that everyone is WINNER until proven otherwise. |
Squirtle
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Yawning Squirtle This user is a bonafide Squirtle, and as such is very fond of hash and the motherfucking moon. |
Superstar
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CWC Superstar This user has been mentioned in a Chris video, specifically this one. |
Sweetheart
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Sweetheart This user is someone's sweetheart, but that doesn't mean they're safe from Chris (just ask Kacey). |
Transcriber
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Transcriber This user transcibes videos, and has no doubt become insane from regular exposure to Chris's fail. |
Troper
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Troper This user would edit the CWCki, but they're too busy browsing TV Tropes. |
Weeaboo
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Weeaboo This user is a weeaboo and is devastated by Chris's taste in animu. この人はおたくだので、アニメはクリスーちゃんに好かれたのは我慢しなさい。 Because this person is geek, anime was not liked by Sudie Endure chestnut. |
Help Stuff
Templates
What are they?
Templates are a simple way to insert content in to an article without having to use a lot of Wiki markup. They are most often used for complex things like navigation boxes at the foot of articles, of fancy infoboxes.
- Templates are stored in the Template namespace e.g. Template:Captain's Log
- When a template is updated, the changes are rolled out everywhere the template is used
- They can make use of variables, to insert information in specified places in the template.
How do I use one?
Inserting a template in to an article varies according to the template being used.
- For a simple template without any parameters, you use the code {{templatename}}
- If a template has named parameters, you use the code {{templatename |paramname=Some |paramname2=Content}}
- Spaces are not needed between parameters, but can help make the template more readable to editors
- In the template code, named parameters appear as {{{varname}}}. Text you enter for that parameter will be inserted in its place.
- If the template doesn't have named parameters, any text placed after a vertical pipe | is treated as a numbered parameter: {{templatename|Some|Content}}
- In the template code, numbered parameters appear as {{{1}}}. Each subsequent pipe adds a new numbered parameter.
Be careful with pipes
Any vertical pipes placed within the template braces {{ }} will be interpreted as the start of a new parameter. If you need to insert a pipe as part of a parameter's content, use: {{!}} (Usage)
Captain's Log
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WAT
I have another plan in mind for this - as you can tell, this first idea didn't work out too well :(
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Presenting the latest in Userbox technology, here is the list of all updated userboxes. Content was mostly copied from the old awards-style templates, but some have new colours. SPEAKING OF WHICH I'll probably have to simplify the colours of some userboxes as they don't look so nice when stacked up with other boxes IMO.
Nationality
Americunt
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Americunt: This user is an Americunt and refuses to use unnecessary vowels. Uncle Sam would be proud! |
Australian
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Australian: This user hails from the land down under and lives in constant fear of bush fires. When the eBarrier Reef comes, this user will be unable to read the CWCki. |
Britfag
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Britfag: I say! This user is a Britfag who, by order of The Queen (God Save Her), is required to use unnecessary vowels. Jolly good! |
Canuckfag
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Canuckfag: This user hails from the Great White North and has milk in bags. Cet utilisateur est originaire du Grand Nord Blanc et a du lait dans des sacs. |
Eurofag
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Eurofag: This user is a Eurofag and insists on using unnecessary vowels. |
Mexicant
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Mexicant: This user is a day laborer from Mexico who edits CWCki for 35 cents an hour. Este usuario es un jornalero de México que escribe en CWCki por 4 pesos la hora. |
Religious Stance
Agnostic
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Agnostic This user is agnostic and finds your claims about deities highly skeptical. |
Atheist
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Atheist This user is an Atheist and refuses to believe that there is a god. |
Baha'i
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Bahá'í This user is a follower of the Bahá'í Faith and under the teachings of Bahá'u'lláh, believes that humanity is one race. |
Christian
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Christian This user is a Christian and has accepted GodJesus as his/her savior. |
God Complex
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God Complex This user has a God Complex and believes that you should get on your knees now. |
Hindu
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Hindu This user is a Hindu and believes in reincarnation. |
Jew
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Jew This user is a JEW! Unlike Chris, the CWCki likes Jewish people. |
Muslim
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Muslim This user is a Muslim and has accepted the teachings and revelations of the prophet Muhammad (pbuh). |
Zoroastrian
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Zoroastrian This user is a Zoroastrian and worships the Creator Ahura Mazda, who has no evil originating from Him. |
Fucking Cats
Desi
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Desi This user thinks Desi is the best Chandler cat! :3 |
Kitty
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Kitty This user thinks Kitty is the best Chandler cat! :3 |
Lucy
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Lucy This user thinks Lucy is the best Chandler cat! :3 |
Scampers
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Scampers This user thinks Scampers is the best Chandler cat! :3 |
Skittles
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Skittles This user thinks Skittles is the best Chandler cat! :3 |
Sexuality
Asexual
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Asexual This user is a got-dang asexual and doesn't have hanky panky. They don't want to be "cured", thank you very much. |
Bisexual
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Bisexual This user is bisexual and likes both pickles and china. Simonchu would be so proud! |
Homo
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Homo This user is a homosexual and likes pickles. Magi-Chan is watching you masturbate. |
Lesbian
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Lesbian This user is a lesbian and likes china. Chris doesn't care that you don't like ducks. |
STRAIGHT
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STRAIGHT This user is STRAIGHT. Unlike Chris, they don't mind da homos. |
Transgendered
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Transgendered This user is transgendered and would very much like to become the opposite sex. If Chris ever falls off the straight path, he'll join you. |
Race
Asian
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Asian This user is an Asian and takes pride in their math skills. |
Black
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Black This user is black and doesn't appreciate Chris's rampant racism. |
Native American
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Native American This user is Native American and finds Chris's portrayal of their race offensive. |
White
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White This user is white and finds Chris's race relations embarrassing. |
Notoriety
Admin
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CWCki Admin This user is an admin on CWCki and is SERIOUS BUSINESS. |
Bureaucrat
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CWCki Bureaucrat This user is a bureaucrat on CWCki. Nag them if you want to become an admin. |
Quality Control
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Quality Control Jerkop This user is a Jerkop who ensures high quality Bavarian standards for all content on CWCki. |
Jerkop
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CWCki Jerkop This user is a Jerkop on CWCki who bans vandals from this region. |
Hero
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Hero This user is Heroic. He/She has defeated Chris-Chan. The way trolling was meant to be done. |
Legend
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Legend This user is Legendary. He/She has defeated Chris-Chan on his own turf. Again and again... |
Observer
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Observer This user is taking it Easy. He/She has followed Chris-Chan's movements. They haven't contributed to the trolling efforts. |
Warrior
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Warrior This user is Normal. He/She has contributed to trolling Chris in some way, shape, or form. |
Order of the Pickle
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Order of the Pickle This user has performed selfless service above and beyond the call of duty for the glorious Motherland. |
Traits
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Artfag
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CWCki Artfag This user is an official CWCki Artfag who contributes to the Artist Commune project. |
Asperpedia
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Asperpedia Regular This user is a regular contributor to Asperpedia. |
AssBurger
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Ass Burger This user has Asperger's Syndrome and tries to take the Shine and Limelight away from True Autistics. |
Boyfriend Free Girl
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Boyfriend-free Girl This user defies all odds and is a boyfriend-free girl. They must watch out for horny manchildren. |
ED User
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Encyclopedia Dramatica User This user forges lulz and spreads drama throughout his/her homeland. |
Grammar Natzi
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Ham
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Ham This user is a HUMONGOUS HAM and enjoys the fine art of MELODRAMA! |
Hiatus
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On Hiatus This user has been sucked into the Time Void and won't be able to edit for a period of time. |
Hikikomori
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Hikikomori This user should SUCK IT UP and DIVE RIGHT IN to the public scene. |
IRC Reg
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#sonichu Reg This user is a regular in #sonichu |
JERK
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JERK This user is A JERK and takes away all the girls. |
Krapplefag
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Krapplefag This user regularly posts on /cwc/ |
Mayor
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Mayor This user is the mayor of CWCville and will clean the streets up with the power of Oxiclean. |
Miscreant
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Miscreants Member This user is a known agent in The Miscreants. |
Naive
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Naïve This user isn't saying they're dumb... or naïve. |
PVCC
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PVCC This user is a member of PVCC. Praise Mary! |
Pedofork
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Pedofork This user is not a Pedofork, you dorks. |
Rigist
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Rigist This user is a Rigist and believes that everyone is WINNER until proven otherwise. |
Squirtle
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Yawning Squirtle This user is a bonafide Squirtle, and as such is very fond of hash and the motherfucking moon. |
Superstar
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CWC Superstar This user has been mentioned in a Chris video, specifically this one. |
Sweetheart
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Sweetheart This user is someone's sweetheart, but that doesn't mean they're safe from Chris (just ask Kacey). |
Transcriber
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Transcriber This user transcibes videos, and has no doubt become insane from regular exposure to Chris's fail. |
Troper
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Troper This user would edit the CWCki, but they're too busy browsing TV Tropes. |
Weeaboo
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Weeaboo This user is a weeaboo and is devastated by Chris's taste in animu. この人はおたくだので、アニメはクリスーちゃんに好かれたのは我慢しなさい。 Because this person is geek, anime was not liked by Sudie Endure chestnut. |
Help Stuff
Templates
What are they?
Templates are a simple way to insert content in to an article without having to use a lot of Wiki markup. They are most often used for complex things like navigation boxes at the foot of articles, of fancy infoboxes.
- Templates are stored in the Template namespace e.g. Template:Captain's Log
- When a template is updated, the changes are rolled out everywhere the template is used
- They can make use of variables, to insert information in specified places in the template.
How do I use one?
Inserting a template in to an article varies according to the template being used.
- For a simple template without any parameters, you use the code {{templatename}}
- If a template has named parameters, you use the code {{templatename |paramname=Some |paramname2=Content}}
- Spaces are not needed between parameters, but can help make the template more readable to editors
- In the template code, named parameters appear as {{{varname}}}. Text you enter for that parameter will be inserted in its place.
- If the template doesn't have named parameters, any text placed after a vertical pipe | is treated as a numbered parameter: {{templatename|Some|Content}}
- In the template code, numbered parameters appear as {{{1}}}. Each subsequent pipe adds a new numbered parameter.
Be careful with pipes
Any vertical pipes placed within the template braces {{ }} will be interpreted as the start of a new parameter. If you need to insert a pipe as part of a parameter's content, use: {{!}} (Usage)
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WAT
I have another plan in mind for this - as you can tell, this first idea didn't work out too well :(
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- A more flexible solution methinks --Anonymax 01:32, 26 April 2010 (UTC)
- That works well, good job --YawningSquirtleRedux 02:43, 26 April 2010 (UTC)
- I think I'm happy with the sandbox example for icon templates and their usage - but any suggestions for improvements before I start to apply it to all templates would be good --Anonymax 14:54, 26 April 2010 (UTC)
All icon templates have been updated now. The process of editing each video page to make use of the templates is slowly underway. --Anonymax 02:26, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
Sonichu update
I noticed today that some troll has "updated" Sonichu 11 with some new pages. Does anybody know who is this troll?J0haely 00:06, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
Protip: When stuff appears on CWCipedia, we put it there. Clyde in all likelyhood. --YawningSquirtleRedux 00:09, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
Then the troll failed in completely capturing Chris's fail. The comic is actually well done and funny. But in all seriousness, i'm starting to thinkg that its alec after seeing th sonichu 11 page here.J0haely 00:14, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
nah, the style is different, take for example the sonichu revolution pages, they are more blunt and the chris chan character ends up being the lazy jerk he usually is, while his characters are more kind and/or dumber than usual. This one has chris chan acting with reason, and focuses more onto the sonichus, and how they should really react on theyr miserable lives, on the other hand, this does go with someof the plans i've read around the CWCipedia.Basgon 00:24, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
It was originally done by a PVCC poster, and appeared there first. --YawningSquirtleRedux 00:34, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
- It's hilarious. I'm thinking I'll add this to the CWC blog page, with a note saying that Wikisysop's account was "hacked" and not TRUE AND HONEST. Gotta keep up appearances, you know.--Beat 00:40, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
- Its funny until the end, when its just pretty depresing, but as realistic as it could be.J0haely 00:54, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
An attempt to rebuild old bridges
Hello friends. Embarrassed as I was by Chris's DEPLORABLE behavior concerning his latest female victim, I decided to write a letter to express my sheerest disapproval with his habitual dishonesty. Inspired by that young woman's disclosure of her correspondences, here is the letter I posted:
| From: Alec-Chan Asperchu <albasperchu@live.com>
To: Mayor Ian Brandon Anderson <chrischansonichu@aol.com> Hey, Chris, it's Alec. How you doing? Some of my fans linked me to that new girl Jackie on the cwcki, all those emails between you two. Too bad she broke the confidence you two had, I didn't think that was necessary. But I like best the part where she thinks I was you and asks you about my comics, and you respond by saying I was some guy who made a "fan-fiction" of Sonichu and have been trying to "1-up" you this whole time. Wow, Chris, way to go back on your fucking word once again. Remember when you told me you understood Asperchu was original and that it had nothing to do with Sonichu? Guess that was a lie. I'd say I am disappointed but since you've lied to me dozens of times already, this is pretty predictable. By the way, I can't really "1-up" a comic that stopped being produced for months at a time, anyway. On a more positive note, however, I'm happy you ARE finally working on your comic again. Between all my responsibilities and my own comic, it was getting pretty stressful to try to pick up your comic for you, too. I especially like that you decided to kill Sandy (this page: http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_11/Page_27 is my favorite one). Even though you lied to Jackie repeatedly (that's why she dumped you, by the way), it's nice to see that you're now owning up to the fact that Sandy isn't your character any more than Simonla was. Hope Patty is eating your soul, Alec P.S. Hey, you like God of War, don't you? Does your recent video mean you want Kratos to wear a bra? Most men don't have boobs like you do, you know. |
I kept things positive and very cordial, as you can see; I wished to make peace. Here was Chris's reply:
| From: Mayor Ian Brandon Anderson <chrischansonichu@aol.com>
To: Alec-Chan Asperchu <albasperchu@live.com> Shut up. |
Following this he blocked my email (again). I wish I could say I was disheartened, but as we know this isn't the first time my olive branch has been slapped away... --ALBASPERCHU 21:52, 24 April 2010 (CST)
- Alec, every time you post it's like a tiny gift from the heavens.--Beat 03:04, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
- Seconded.--SniperFire16 22:18, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
- Alec, I want you. Bad. -Ronichu 22:29, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
- Alec, if you are ever in new york you are welcome here
Internal Server Error 500
Over the past 15min, I've noticed this error occurring more frequently. Also the site seems to be running slower today. --Anonymax 17:35, 26 April 2010 (UTC) - observing
- Now getting worse again --Anonymax 00:45, 27 April 2010 (UTC)
Not noticed it in any seriousness for a while --YawningSquirtleRedux 10:14, 27 April 2010 (UTC)
The most retarded thing ever
http://cwctwitter.wikia.com/wiki/CWCville_Twitter_Wiki
and legi0n complained about ed. jesus christ. they even stole the box template that i stole from halcy :( --Cogsdev 12:17, 27 April 2010 (UTC)
- A wiki for Sonichu Joke Twitters. Oh internet, you never cease to amaze.--Beat 17:46, 27 April 2010 (UTC)
CWCpedia down
am i the only one getting an error when trying to enter cwcpedia? has chris taken the page down?J0haely 11:20, 29 April 2010 (UTC)
- Chris can't take it down. It's just 110MB being stupid again.--Beat 14:44, 29 April 2010 (UTC)
A Question...
Has anyone here thought of trying to send Christian a copy of "Undateable"? I think the book might break his brain... I mean, one of thing things listed in that book that makes a guy Undateable is "he plays videogames"... you all see where I'm going with this? -Keeperofthekorteenee
- This might be an idea. If you got some spare money, please send him a copy. By the way, to sign your post, you need to type the symbol "~" four times. Griffintown 01:46, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
- This is interesting. Let me give it some thought, although to be honest Chris doesn't want to make himself more datable, he wants the standards of the entire eligable female population of the world to change to accomodate him. That's why, no matter how many times people say Girls are the metal, boys are the magnets he will scream denials and complain that it should be or, alternatively, sometimes is the other way around. Chris not only does not want to improve himself, he actively resists such attempts because he is perfect and you can't improve on perfection. -Ronichu 02:34, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
Remember when Vivian sent a book to Chris? Any book you send Chris, that isn't positive stupid advice like "How To Talk To Girls" won't make any sort of effect on him.Basgon 04:54, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
I think the Jackie emails have shown us exactly how little Chris is prepared to go through for china, I seriously doubt that he'll make as immense an improvement as giving up his precious vidya for it. Besides, he outright refused to sell any of his videogames or game systems during the Miyamoto saga, and let's keep in mind that the manchild has like 500 games and 10 game systems
No, I'm afraid Chris will forever be a virgin with rage, unless maybe he gets the chance of a free hooker again (he did accept a fatty/redhead as a potential sweetheart). Banzai881 21:22, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
- Chris is able to call the entire practice of Psychology stupid simply because it doesn't match up with his opinions on aspergers. The manchild can Mental Block shit like you wouldn't believe.
- If someone sent him the book, he would just toss it in the giant pile of crap in his room and forget about it. On the slim chance that he actually did read it he would either mental block it (Well that's just your OPINION/That's debatable) or miss the point completely (Wow! Good thing none of these apply to me, because I'm perfect). If we go for the best possible outcome here and assume he both reads it, and misses the point completely, we might get some moderate lulz if he chooses to make a video and lecture us all on how much he knows about dating, but the chances of that happening are near-zero.
- Still, if you wanna buy Chris free stuff, be my guest.--Beat 22:07, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
To all of you... good point. I'm a bit new to mocking this idiot manchild; I'll catch up eventually... Keeperofthekorteenee 22:42, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
- Welcome, friend, and enjoy the ride. I reccomend Chris and art and Chris and English, two of my favs :D Banzai881 22:52, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
Hello All
New user here, been browsing this excellent site for a few days now, after first hearing about Chris last year. Look forward to becoming a contributing member of CWCki, and thought I'd post here to 1. Offer my aid/support/whatever in regards to future trolling efforts (You guys have done some really excellent work, if I may say so), and 2. Let it be known that the PVCC forum is apparently having trouble in regards to getting new-user registration past the "fill in your data and submit for registration" phase (I realize that it's a private forum, and that may well be by design, but I thought I'd speak up on the off chance that it's not intentional). Anyway, I suppose that's all I have to say at the moment, so... Yeah. Hello. RobGoblin 17:16, 6 May 2010 (UTC)
- y hello thar--Wintermute 20:01, 7 May 2010 (UTC)
- Hiii <(^_^)> J0haely 01:08, 8 May 2010 (UTC)
- The PVCC registrations are being submitted, but the handling of the confirmation page is broken. It's a known issue - unlikely to be fixed soon though. --Anonymax 01:47, 8 May 2010 (UTC)
Hello Rob. And Hello CWCKi. I am another new user, and I would also like to offer my assistance as a writer/contributor as well as in any future trolling efforts. I first heard about CWC from monkeyoaaron's (sp?) Ear Rape Coffee video on the youtube. So I did a little research and found CWC's TRUE and HONEST videos of fail. I found out about the CWCki when Hells1ng920 posted his epic rant on youtube, he had a link to this website so I clicked it and it led me here, and now I'm a member, so I will talk to you all later! U2rockfan 11:50, 8 May 2010 (UTC) (Patriot720 on Youtube)
Performance styles
I have been browsing aorund the videos for a while and noticed that maybe we could add "Racist" to the performance styles as they have been relatively frequent. (the jugaloo, bunny hop video, the surfshack tito saga videos and possibly some others i may have missed).J0haely 01:12, 8 May 2010 (UTC)
500 Internal Server Error
Is it any better now? Clydec 20:08, 8 May 2010 (UTC)
Chris is dead, now what
So lets say that our hero decides to become an hero what becomes of the wiki ? --Wintermute 06:55, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
- i never ealized that. but i doubt that chris would become anhero. i think it would be by diabetes or a heart attack.J0haely 12:39, 9 May 2010 (UTC)