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{{quote|I am not naive nor dumb. I am very keen and psychic, and I had foreseen his arrival and discussion in a dream long beforehand.|Chris}} | |||
On 3 [[April 2019]], Chris enlisted someone's help to record '''Future message from Crystal W Chandler'''. The troll (or just some guy being held at gunpoint), role-playing as [[Reginald Chandler]] and donned in a white suit, hat, mask, sunglasses, and – most concerningly – a slave collar, reads a poem relaying a message from his sister, [[Crystal]], on the state of the [[Dimensional Merge]]. | |||
==Video== | ==Video== | ||
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{{Infobox/video | {{Infobox/video | ||
| name = Message from Crystal W Chandler of the future | | name = Message from Crystal W Chandler of the future | ||
| | | ytid = TP0S-OQslLc | ||
| stardate = 3 April 2019 | | stardate = 3 April 2019 | ||
| subject = | | subject = | ||
| style = {{ | | style = {{Comedy|text}}, {{Reason|text}}, {{Crazy|text}} | ||
| saga = {{Dimensional Merge|text}} | | saga = {{Dimensional Merge|text}} | ||
| previous = [[Goodwill Offering and Kindest Wishes]] | | previous = [[Goodwill Offering and Kindest Wishes]] | ||
| next = | | next = [[Sonichu Headquarters Google Intro Video]] | ||
}} | }} | ||
</center> | </center> | ||
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===Transcript=== | ===Transcript=== | ||
'''Masked Man''': Hello everyone, far and near. I have something you want to hear so please use your ears before I disappear. Let's make something clear before we start. I have a good purple [[Heart Level|heart]] that won't fall apart. | '''Masked Man''': Hello everyone, far and near. I have something you want to hear, so please use your ears before I disappear. Let's make something clear before we start. I have a good purple [[Heart Level|heart]] that won't fall apart. | ||
We are all about to take part in a [[Dimensional Merge|new event segment]] which will indent | We are all about to take part in a [[Dimensional Merge|new event segment]] which will indent what you call the cement. My intent is to present the news which will eliminate the [[Chris and stress|torment and discontent]]. | ||
<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''':</span> Just keep reading. | <span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''':</span> [''spoken like he's holding the man at gunpoint''] Just keep reading. | ||
[''The camera zooms in and tilts to the side.''] | [''The camera zooms in and tilts to the side.''] | ||
'''Masked Man''': I am that supplement | '''Masked Man''': I am that supplement to a lesser extent. | ||
[''Camera backs away.''] | [''Camera backs away.''] | ||
Christine has been hell-bent on being a parent, so she made a pleasant investment- investment and got my [[Lovely Weather|mother]] pregnant. I am a | Christine has been hell-bent on being a parent, so [[Chris and sex|she made a pleasant investment- investment]] and got my [[Lovely Weather|mother]] pregnant. I am a {{w|Fluorescent Adolescent}}, a direct descendant, and not the only attendant. | ||
[[Star Wars|There is one other | [[Star Wars|There is one other]]: [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]]. | ||
[''Camera zooms up close to the reader's lower body.''] | [''Camera zooms up close to the reader's lower body.''] | ||
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[''Camera backs away''] | [''Camera backs away''] | ||
There is much you don't know unless I show. But that is a no-go. Right now I am here solo, but soon I will have my [[shadow]]: a lovely combo. | There is much you don't know unless I show. But that is a no-go. Right now I am here solo, but soon I will have my [[Blake|shadow]]: a lovely [[Chaotic Combo|combo]]. | ||
There will be no tiptoe around the tempo. I must let go of my manifesto and go back to the golden | There will be no tiptoe around the tempo. I must let go of my manifesto and go back to the golden good old Babylonian weeping willow below the [[Chris's homes|Jim Crow plateau]]. I hope I have walked this difficult tightrope well under a light microscope. Nonetheless, [[Chris and religion|God]] bless. Thanks for working with me in this process. More or less, it's still a work in progress. I hope to bring happiness for all... | ||
[''Pauses as he flips through his papers to get to the next page. The camera moves in, then out.''] | [''Pauses as he flips through his papers to get to the next page. The camera moves in, then out.''] | ||
...parties. And please don't sniff those gnarly [[ | ...parties. [[Random-access humor|And please don't sniff those gnarly]] {{w|Sharpie (marker)|Sharpies}}. | ||
==Tweets== | |||
[[MKRNightVee]] clarified the subject matter: | |||
{{quoteboxyellow|For those who are confused: This is a message from Christine's son about the merge. I hope that helps clarify things ^-^}} | |||
In the comment thread, another Twitter user, with a private account, made a few comments expressing doubt about the video's content. Chris's responses: | |||
{{quotebox|FUTURE Son, at least in reincarnated-to-be soul.}} | |||
{{quotebox|Yeah, you can shut up; you do not fully understand how Fate and Destiny works.}} | |||
{{quotebox|I realize the more likely; I am not [[naive]] nor dumb. I am very keen and psychic, and I had foreseen his arrival and discussion in a dream long beforehand. And I genuinely do not get many face-to-face troll visits at my home. ⚡️💙⚡️}} | |||
In July 2020, Chris ([[Spirit possession|pretending to be possessed by]] [[Sonichu]]) [[July 2020 social media posts|tweeted about the video]], implying that he still thought it was genuine. | |||
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
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*[[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]] (2007) | *[[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]] (2007) | ||
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Goodwill Offering and Kindest Wishes]]|nextlink=}} | {{Fantasies}} | ||
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Goodwill Offering and Kindest Wishes]]|nextlink=[[Sonichu Headquarters Google Intro Video]]}} | |||
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]] | [[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]] | ||
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2019]] | [[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2019]] | ||
[[Category:Outdoor videos]] | |||
Latest revision as of 01:48, 3 September 2023
| “ | I am not naive nor dumb. I am very keen and psychic, and I had foreseen his arrival and discussion in a dream long beforehand. | ” |
| Chris | ||
On 3 April 2019, Chris enlisted someone's help to record Future message from Crystal W Chandler. The troll (or just some guy being held at gunpoint), role-playing as Reginald Chandler and donned in a white suit, hat, mask, sunglasses, and – most concerningly – a slave collar, reads a poem relaying a message from his sister, Crystal, on the state of the Dimensional Merge.
Video
| Message from Crystal W Chandler of the future | |
| Direct link | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 3 April 2019 |
| Performance Style |  Comedy,  Reason,  Crazy
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| Saga |  Merge
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| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous Goodwill Offering and Kindest Wishes |
next Sonichu Headquarters Google Intro Video |
Transcript
Masked Man: Hello everyone, far and near. I have something you want to hear, so please use your ears before I disappear. Let's make something clear before we start. I have a good purple heart that won't fall apart.
We are all about to take part in a new event segment which will indent what you call the cement. My intent is to present the news which will eliminate the torment and discontent.
Chris: [spoken like he's holding the man at gunpoint] Just keep reading.
[The camera zooms in and tilts to the side.]
Masked Man: I am that supplement to a lesser extent.
[Camera backs away.]
Christine has been hell-bent on being a parent, so she made a pleasant investment- investment and got my mother pregnant. I am a Fluorescent Adolescent, a direct descendant, and not the only attendant.
[Camera zooms up close to the reader's lower body.]
And I am her brother.
[Camera backs away]
There is much you don't know unless I show. But that is a no-go. Right now I am here solo, but soon I will have my shadow: a lovely combo.
There will be no tiptoe around the tempo. I must let go of my manifesto and go back to the golden good old Babylonian weeping willow below the Jim Crow plateau. I hope I have walked this difficult tightrope well under a light microscope. Nonetheless, God bless. Thanks for working with me in this process. More or less, it's still a work in progress. I hope to bring happiness for all...
[Pauses as he flips through his papers to get to the next page. The camera moves in, then out.]
...parties. And please don't sniff those gnarly Sharpies.
Tweets
MKRNightVee clarified the subject matter:
| For those who are confused: This is a message from Christine's son about the merge. I hope that helps clarify things ^-^ |
In the comment thread, another Twitter user, with a private account, made a few comments expressing doubt about the video's content. Chris's responses:
| FUTURE Son, at least in reincarnated-to-be soul. |
| Yeah, you can shut up; you do not fully understand how Fate and Destiny works. |
| I realize the more likely; I am not naive nor dumb. I am very keen and psychic, and I had foreseen his arrival and discussion in a dream long beforehand. And I genuinely do not get many face-to-face troll visits at my home. ⚡️💙⚡️ |
In July 2020, Chris (pretending to be possessed by Sonichu) tweeted about the video, implying that he still thought it was genuine.
See Also
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| ⇐ Goodwill Offering and Kindest Wishes | Chris's videos | Sonichu Headquarters Google Intro Video ⇒ |