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== The fictional history == | == The fictional history == | ||
Apparently, [[Mary Lee Walsh]] ([[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu| | Apparently, [[Mary Lee Walsh]] ([[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|retconned]] as Slaweel Ryam) was "Dean of Student Services" at Piedmont Virginia Community College, around June [[2000]]. She was [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD | fired]] for making love potions and selling [[Yawning Squirtle | drugs]] on the side. No, I'm not fucking with [[Gal-pal|you]].<ref>http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Private_villa_of_corrupted_citizens#The_early_days_of_Mary_Lee_Walsh.2C_AKA_Slaweel_Ryam</ref> | ||
{{quote|[..] she provided High-Inducing Concoctions to the Bummed Hobos that hung around the campus during Closed Hours.| | {{quote|[..] she provided High-Inducing Concoctions to the Bummed Hobos that hung around the campus during Closed Hours.|Chris, on [[Cwcipedia]]}} | ||
The downtrodden [[MLW]] picked herself up and built the "Prowldent Virginia Community College" (Chris fucks up the entire series continuity right here), ten miles north of [[CWCville]]. While building, Mary came into contact with [[Count Graduon]], amplifying her powers. Under the guise of running an educational institution, she begins to recruit the [[Jerkops]] and engineers the first [[Transformers|Decepti-clones]].<ref>http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Private_villa_of_corrupted_citizens#The_Decepti-Clones</ref> | The downtrodden [[MLW]] picked herself up and built the "Prowldent Virginia Community College" (Chris fucks up the entire series continuity right here), ten miles north of [[CWCville]]. While building, Mary came into contact with [[Count Graduon]], amplifying her powers. Under the guise of running an educational institution, she begins to recruit the [[Jerkops]] and engineers the first [[Transformers|Decepti-clones]].<ref>http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Private_villa_of_corrupted_citizens#The_Decepti-Clones</ref> | ||
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* CWC is heart-shattered. Much whining comes after. | * CWC is heart-shattered. Much whining comes after. | ||
* Nazi golem rampages through town, controlled by [[Mary Lee Walsh|MLW]]. Is soon stopped by Chris and company. | * Nazi golem rampages through town, controlled by [[Mary Lee Walsh|MLW]]. Is soon stopped by Chris and company. | ||
* | * Chris [[Chris and anger|breaks into Mary's home, beats her up.]] | ||
* Cock-blocking in the mall. | * Cock-blocking in the mall. | ||
* Yet more cock-blocking. | * Yet more cock-blocking. | ||
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== Errors and retcons == | == Errors and retcons == | ||
In ''[[Sonichu 4]]'' it's established that | In ''[[Sonichu 4]]'' it's established that MLW took over [[Manchester High School]], yet in all media that follows the place is still described as the PVCC. Disregarding the creepy little tale known as [[The High School Story]], of course. | ||
According to the [[Cwcipedia]],<ref>http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Private_villa_of_corrupted_citizens#I_DO.21</ref> Chris fought against the tyrannical PVCC in March [[2004]], in some sort of terrible Go-Bots/Power Rangers/[[Anime]] battle. This runs counter to all of the published comics, in which the only ''Power Ranger''-esque character is [[Bagget]], and the Go-Bots have never been seen. | According to the [[Cwcipedia]],<ref>http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Private_villa_of_corrupted_citizens#I_DO.21</ref> Chris fought against the tyrannical PVCC in March [[2004]], in some sort of terrible Go-Bots/Power Rangers/[[Anime]] battle. This runs counter to all of the published comics, in which the only ''Power Ranger''-esque character is [[Bagget]], and the Go-Bots have never been seen. | ||
Revision as of 14:08, 13 December 2009
| “ | After being Laid Off and down on her Love Luck, she sought revenge and make that ALL WILL REMAIN VIRGINS WITHOUT TRUE, HONEST LOVE within the State of Virginia. | ” |
| Chris, on the origins of the PVCC | ||
Christian Weston Chandler refers to Piedmont Virginia Community College as the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens due to numerous grievances he has with the school.
Although it is known that PVCC and its dean Mary Lee Walsh interfered with Chris's Love Quest and the distribution of the Sonichu's News Dash newsletter, it remains unclear which particular incident inspired him to coin the term. Within the context of his Sonichu comics, Christian has characterized the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens as the headquarters for for the collective activities of the supervillains of CWCville.
As you can imagine, when Cogsdev decided to create the troll message boards, it just had to be christened with this name.
The fictional history
Apparently, Mary Lee Walsh (retconned as Slaweel Ryam) was "Dean of Student Services" at Piedmont Virginia Community College, around June 2000. She was fired for making love potions and selling drugs on the side. No, I'm not fucking with you.[1]
| “ | [..] she provided High-Inducing Concoctions to the Bummed Hobos that hung around the campus during Closed Hours. | ” |
| Chris, on Cwcipedia | ||
The downtrodden MLW picked herself up and built the "Prowldent Virginia Community College" (Chris fucks up the entire series continuity right here), ten miles north of CWCville. While building, Mary came into contact with Count Graduon, amplifying her powers. Under the guise of running an educational institution, she begins to recruit the Jerkops and engineers the first Decepti-clones.[2]
For the most part, the rest of the canonical story is well documented in the comic.
To recap
- CWC is heart-shattered. Much whining comes after.
- Nazi golem rampages through town, controlled by MLW. Is soon stopped by Chris and company.
- Chris breaks into Mary's home, beats her up.
- Cock-blocking in the mall.
- Yet more cock-blocking.
- MLW traps Crystal. Subplot will never be concluded.
Errors and retcons
In Sonichu 4 it's established that MLW took over Manchester High School, yet in all media that follows the place is still described as the PVCC. Disregarding the creepy little tale known as The High School Story, of course.
According to the Cwcipedia,[3] Chris fought against the tyrannical PVCC in March 2004, in some sort of terrible Go-Bots/Power Rangers/Anime battle. This runs counter to all of the published comics, in which the only Power Ranger-esque character is Bagget, and the Go-Bots have never been seen.
Akin to Chris claiming that Slawheel and Mary Lee Walsh were separate people, Chris clarifies in one of the Official Videobooks that the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (PVCC) should be referred to as "PVCCitizens" to distinguish it from Piedmont Virginia Community College.
Two Marys
Yet another major retcon by Chris, apparently there are two Mary Lee Walshes. Ironically, the one that shattered his heart retired in peace, and was replaced by a malevolent clone, even further bent on torturing Chris.[4] This second Mary would become Slaweel Ryam. (Clever, right?)
| “ | NOTE, the Mary Lee Walsh of the Comic Pages is a Different Person from the one who replaced her at Piedmont Virginia Community College FOR REAL. NO Blood Ties or Relation at all with the First One; and this one had resided in Virginia a LONG Time with her husband and children. She was working at another college before being transferred to PVCC after the OLDER Mary was fired. | ” |
| Chris, apologizing to the woman he wanted to "mach punch" | ||
See also
- ↑ http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Private_villa_of_corrupted_citizens#The_early_days_of_Mary_Lee_Walsh.2C_AKA_Slaweel_Ryam
- ↑ http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Private_villa_of_corrupted_citizens#The_Decepti-Clones
- ↑ http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Private_villa_of_corrupted_citizens#I_DO.21
- ↑ http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/TwoMarys