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'''Mal-Wart''' is [[Chris]]'s rather shitty (and mildly evocative of foot fungus) anagram for [[Wikipedia:Wal-Mart|Wal-Mart]] in his comics. | '''Mal-Wart''' is [[Chris]]'s rather shitty (and mildly evocative of foot fungus) anagram for [[Wikipedia:Wal-Mart|Wal-Mart]] in his comics. | ||
Unfortunately, they've decided to build a new store right next door to him in [[Ruckersville]], opening no later than May [[2010]].<ref>[http://www.nbc29.com/global/story.asp?s=11501642 Wal-Mart Breaks Ground In Ruckersville]</ref> | |||
=Love Quest= | |||
In [[June 2005]] the Charlottesville Wal-Mart served as an [[Attraction Location]] for Chris's never ending [[Love Quest]]. e would go to the in-store [[McDonalds]], set up his stuff, and wait around for hours. On 22 June 2005 Chris was confronted by the men he identified as [[B-Manajerk]] and [[Merried Seinor]] Comic, who took issue with his [[Attraction Sign]] and called the police on him. Chris hid the sign and denied that he had it, but he was still banned from the McDonald's. Chris interpreted this to mean he was not banned from the Wal-Mart, however. | |||
On 25 June Chris attempted again to loiter and came into conflict with the B-Manajerk over his [[Pixelblock]] sculptures. The conflict drew the attention of the [[W-M-Manajerk]]. When the Wal-Mart manager attempted to reason with him Chris rambled on about how all the men have taken away all the pretty girls and ran away, almost hitting him with his car. | |||
Chris would return to Wal-Mart in [[October 2009]], forcing one of the female employees to measure him for a [[sports bra]]. | |||
Unfortunately, they've decided to build a new store right next door to him in [[Ruckersville]], opening no later than May [[2010]].<ref>[http://www.nbc29.com/global/story.asp?s=11501642 Wal-Mart Breaks Ground In Ruckersville]</ref> In the [[Jackie e-mails]] Chris said he was looking to apply here. Even if he is not hired look forward to many more overweight [[autistic]] loitering and soliciting, [[Jerkop]] related lulz and mishaps, and eventual bannings & restraining orders. | |||
==References in the comic== | ==References in the comic== | ||
Revision as of 12:01, 3 May 2010
Future site of the Ruckersville Wal-Mart
Mal-Wart is Chris's rather shitty (and mildly evocative of foot fungus) anagram for Wal-Mart in his comics.
Love Quest
In June 2005 the Charlottesville Wal-Mart served as an Attraction Location for Chris's never ending Love Quest. e would go to the in-store McDonalds, set up his stuff, and wait around for hours. On 22 June 2005 Chris was confronted by the men he identified as B-Manajerk and Merried Seinor Comic, who took issue with his Attraction Sign and called the police on him. Chris hid the sign and denied that he had it, but he was still banned from the McDonald's. Chris interpreted this to mean he was not banned from the Wal-Mart, however.
On 25 June Chris attempted again to loiter and came into conflict with the B-Manajerk over his Pixelblock sculptures. The conflict drew the attention of the W-M-Manajerk. When the Wal-Mart manager attempted to reason with him Chris rambled on about how all the men have taken away all the pretty girls and ran away, almost hitting him with his car.
Chris would return to Wal-Mart in October 2009, forcing one of the female employees to measure him for a sports bra.
Unfortunately, they've decided to build a new store right next door to him in Ruckersville, opening no later than May 2010.[1] In the Jackie e-mails Chris said he was looking to apply here. Even if he is not hired look forward to many more overweight autistic loitering and soliciting, Jerkop related lulz and mishaps, and eventual bannings & restraining orders.
References in the comic
Chris chronicles his expulsion from Wal-Mart in Sonichu #3, Sub-Episode 4. In Chris's fantasy world, instead of being asked to leave nicely, he is confronted by B-Manajerk and Merried Seinor Comic and instead of whatever verbal exchange that may have actually occurred Chris fights the Manajerks as Super Chris-Chan Sonichu alongside Darkbind. It's impossible to discern what actually happened, but because of Chris' refusal to leave, or stay away, the Wal-Mart Regional Manager appears on the scene as W-M-Manajerk.
These events are reprinted in Sonichu #4, Sub-Episode 4 part 2 were the fight between Chris and W-M-Manajerk continues. Chris's interpretation of the events take a huge departure from reality. To battle W-M-Manajerk Chris uses his pixel block Heart Torch to summon his identical twin sister Crystal Weston Chandler (not to be confused with his future daughter, doubly named Crystal Weston Chandler). After a bizarre display of super powers and some long, boring speeches, Chris wins and buys Crystal lunch.
B-Manajerk, Merried Seinor Comic and W-M-Manajerk appear once more in Sonichu 7 as part of the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens.
