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"'''CWC Update!!!!! 27 March 2009'''" (officially "'''CWC Update!!!!! 03272009'''") is a video in which [[Chris]] expresses outrage over the leaking of secret information to a stranger on the internet. | "'''CWC Update!!!!! 27 March 2009'''" (officially "'''CWC Update!!!!! 03272009'''") is a video in which [[Chris]] expresses outrage over the leaking of secret information to a stranger on the internet. | ||
In the video, Chris repeatedly threatens to stop drawing the [[Sonichu (comic)|comics]] and vows to take samples of [[Clyde Cash]]'s handwriting to the [[ | In the video, Chris repeatedly threatens to stop drawing the [[Sonichu (comic)|comics]] and vows to take samples of [[Clyde Cash]]'s handwriting to the [[Jerkop|police]]. | ||
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Maaaaaaajor update. I am SERIOUSLY ticked off right now, because information about [[Ivy|my girlfriend]], even though it was accidentally leaked to a trusted individual, it turns out that that individual POSED as one of my gal pals from [[Manchester High School|high school]]. | Maaaaaaajor update. I am SERIOUSLY ticked off right now, because information about [[Ivy|my girlfriend]], even though it was accidentally leaked to a trusted individual, it turns out that that individual POSED as one of my gal pals from [[Manchester High School|high school]]. | ||
But anyway, [[Speech impediment|I—apparently my, my sw—my—I—I wi—I swear to God that—I—consi—]]that any—ANY...thing to intrude in my life to make me feel—in my life and within my family... [''balls hand into fist, overcome with rage''] Nnngh! I swear to God, the comic will cease! But also, I swear to God, that I will GO TO [[ | But anyway, [[Speech impediment|I—apparently my, my sw—my—I—I wi—I swear to God that—I—consi—]]that any—ANY...thing to intrude in my life to make me feel—in my life and within my family... [''balls hand into fist, overcome with rage''] Nnngh! I swear to God, the comic will cease! But also, I swear to God, that I will GO TO [[Jerkop|THE POLICE]] WITH EVERY HAND WRITTEN DOCUMENT THAT WAS SENT TO MY FAMILY! And we have hand written d—we have a [[Chris and English|hand-written... hand-writing]] from [[Clyde Cash|CLYDE CASH]]. And a typed letter within that envelope that has HIS HANDWRITING on that envelope! I will go to the police; I swear to God, my family and I will go to the police! With all of this information. | ||
So... in my [[Love Quest|romantic life]], and amongst my TRUE [[gal pals]], in my lifetime, and ESPECIALLY my girlfriend: | So... in my [[Love Quest|romantic life]], and amongst my TRUE [[gal pals]], in my lifetime, and ESPECIALLY my girlfriend: | ||
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You back the fuck off. Or... I swear—also... myeah. Ceasing of the comics. I will go to the police! You do not want to get on my bad side AGAIN! OR EVEN WORSE! | You back the fuck off. Or... I swear—also... myeah. Ceasing of the comics. I will go to the police! You do not want to get on my bad side AGAIN! OR EVEN WORSE! | ||
{{RageQuote|'''''[[Song of Christian#Part 2|EEEEEEENNNNNNNNGH!]] I WILL STRANGLE THAT CLYDE CASH!''}} '''I WILL ''[[Obesity|PAUNCH]]'' HIS LIGHTS OUT!''' | {{RageQuote|'''''[[Song of Christian#Part 2|EEEEEEENNNNNNNNGH!]] [[Death threats|I WILL STRANGLE THAT CLYDE CASH]]!''}} '''I WILL ''[[Obesity|PAUNCH]]'' HIS LIGHTS OUT!''' | ||
If I ever '''MEET''' that bastard! In ''person''. | If I ever '''MEET''' that bastard! In ''person''. | ||
Revision as of 11:14, 9 April 2014
"CWC Update!!!!! 27 March 2009" (officially "CWC Update!!!!! 03272009") is a video in which Chris expresses outrage over the leaking of secret information to a stranger on the internet.
In the video, Chris repeatedly threatens to stop drawing the comics and vows to take samples of Clyde Cash's handwriting to the police.
Video
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WARNING! This video features high levels of Tard Rage. |
| CWC Update! 27 March 2009 | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 27 March 2009 |
| Subject Matter |  Violence
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| Performance Style |  Rage
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| Saga |  Clyde Cash
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| Shirt |  The Napoleon
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Transcript
[deep breath] Captain's Log. I believe it is the 27th.
Maaaaaaajor update. I am SERIOUSLY ticked off right now, because information about my girlfriend, even though it was accidentally leaked to a trusted individual, it turns out that that individual POSED as one of my gal pals from high school.
But anyway, I—apparently my, my sw—my—I—I wi—I swear to God that—I—consi—that any—ANY...thing to intrude in my life to make me feel—in my life and within my family... [balls hand into fist, overcome with rage] Nnngh! I swear to God, the comic will cease! But also, I swear to God, that I will GO TO THE POLICE WITH EVERY HAND WRITTEN DOCUMENT THAT WAS SENT TO MY FAMILY! And we have hand written d—we have a hand-written... hand-writing from CLYDE CASH. And a typed letter within that envelope that has HIS HANDWRITING on that envelope! I will go to the police; I swear to God, my family and I will go to the police! With all of this information.
So... in my romantic life, and amongst my TRUE gal pals, in my lifetime, and ESPECIALLY my girlfriend:
BACK THE FUCK OFF!
You back the fuck off. Or... I swear—also... myeah. Ceasing of the comics. I will go to the police! You do not want to get on my bad side AGAIN! OR EVEN WORSE!
EEEEEEENNNNNNNNGH! I WILL STRANGLE THAT CLYDE CASH!
I WILL PAUNCH HIS LIGHTS OUT!
If I ever MEET that bastard! In person.
But anyway, I'll say it again. LEAVE ME AND MY FRIENDS ALONE!
I will be continuing my comics at the moment. But any FURTHER incident and not only will I STOP the comic, but I WILL go to the police. ALL RIGHT? Back the fuck off.
Have a good day.
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