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| “ | The CPU Blue Heart is the Goddess of the Commodore gaming consoles and computers; the original, Scarlett, had served a very long time, until when she had to pass on her powers and responsibilities unto Mama Chris Chan, who is the present CPU Blue Heart, on top of her other responsibilities and duties. | ” |
| Chris explains his character, August 2020[1] | ||
| Sonichu character | |
|---|---|
| CPU Blue Heart | |
| Date of birth | 16 June 2018 (rebirth)[2] |
| Date of death | 1994 (reincarnated in 2018) |
| Gender | Female |
| Species | Console Patron Unit Sonichu (Electric Hedgehog Pokémon) |
CPU Blue Heart (also known as Scarlett Celestia)[3] is the Console Patron Unit Goddess of the Nations of CWCville and Comma, and of the Commodore Consoles. After being instilled by the Idea Guys in late 2017, she also serves as one of Chris's escapist alter egos – providing a coping mechanism and enabling his messiah complex.
The Idea Guys and Hyperdimension Neptunia
- See also: Hyperdimension Neptunia
- Idea Guys introduced HN to Chris in Nov 2017 (check social media posts)
- 8 Nov 17 - Chris touches Dreamcast and shares body with Uzume Tennouboshi[4]
- December 2017 - Battery-Charge Heart
The Idea Guys introduced Chris to the franchise as a means to validate his fantasies and brainwash his beliefs, manipulating and bullying him by role-playing as Hyperdimension characters. After their removal, Chris created a new fictional land in the Hyperdimension universe - Comma, aka the Commodore land - crowning himself the CPU goddess of the Commodore 64 in an attempt to reclaim his shattered ego.
After creating the fictional land of Comma, Chris said a new Commodore 64 CPU would be chosen soon. He also stated that this new CPU is a woman and has a working Commodore 64. He created this story to stroke his ego since he thinks he's a woman and thought his C64 worked. But his scheme failed as his C64 did not function. He later made two videos asking for help to fix his C64.
Why Chris chose the Commodore 64 is still not known, it could be due to his sentimental value towards the C64, as it was his first computer which he remembers as a gaming console due to Bob buying and coding games on it for Chris.
In The Awakening of a CPU, Chris mentioned that he is the CPU goddess Blue Heart. So enamored was he that he changed his Twitter handle to "Chris Chan Sonichu/Blue Heart" and edited the bio to:
The Awakening of a CPU
| “ | I had lived a long, trying and mentally and emotionally enduring life, made my own progress, recovery and whatnot. Me! A half-Sonichu individual of this Earth 1218; destined to be a console patron unit! | ” |
| Sonichu #13 epilogue | ||
On 14 June 2018, Chris uploaded two videos requesting the help of a local technician to repair his Commodore 64; in an unusual move, computer hardware is a topic he rarely touches upon. Little did his followers know that two days later, Chris would start identifying as the Goddess, CPU Blue Heart.[2]
According to Sonichu #13—which at this point in the series, acts as a pseudo-biography for Chris to "chronicle" his coping mechanisms—June 16th was a prophecized event, in which he received the soul, and in turn, the memories and abilities of Scarlet, upon touching his aforementioned Commodore 64.
Nearly two weeks later, Chris unveiled the original incarnation of Scarlet.[5] He followed up by posting screenshots of text messages between him and another person on Facebook, which detailed notes on Scarlet[6]
[transcript messages to this article]
In early July, Chris referred to an unknown female that was the recipient of Scarlet's essence.[7] [REFER TO PREVIOUS PARAGRAPH]
Moving forward, he urged his followers to spread the gospel of CPU Blue Heart.[5][8]
Finally, on 3 August 2018, Chris announced on Twitter that he was the new CPU Blue Heart candidate previously alluded to, when he published the short prose, "The Awakening of a CPU aka The Idea Guy Corruptions", which would complete work on the Sonichu #13 comic:
| I suppose on the mention of that, and my hubby, Magi-Chan, told me Now was the time. I, Mrs. Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, am the new CPU Blue Heart.[9] |
Life as a Goddess
| “ | Chris Chan Sonichu is watching over you. | ” |
| Chris's messiah complex in full force, said to a woman going through a divorce.[10] | ||
As the final nail in the coffin of his stance on finding employment, in August 2018, Chris started citing his responsibilities as a Goddess as sufficient reason for not needing a job;[11] Chris has yet to use his divine powers to conjure up the six figure sum the Chandler family owes to various creditors. [Dimensional merge money tweet]
From August 2019, Chris started his My Little Pony Protests, where he frequently invoked his CPU status to attempt to persuade Hasbro to continue Friendship is Magic.[12][13] Notably with the airing of the Pony spinoff Pony Life, Chris (possessed by Sonichu) used the CPU-appropriate blasphemy, "Oh my Chris Chan," to express his sheer disappointment with the show.
In February 2019, during the period of mass blocking by members of the brony analyst community, Chris created his current Twitter handle, CPU_CWCSonichu, as a measure to start afresh with reduced ween activity, effectively making his original account redundant.
When not body swapping with Sonichu or Magi-Chan, Chris often caps off his online posts with the emojis "⚡️💙⚡️", representing his signature as CPU Blue Heart.
EDITOR NOTES
- "Scarlet" retconned as "Scarlett" later
Chris has introduced elements of CPU Blue Heart to his attire. At BronyCon 2019, as part of his cosplay, Chris wore a crudely made Commodore logo on his head.
In the comics
- Seeds sown in Sonichu 13 (Awakening of CPU)
- Further detail in Sonichu 14
Gallery
Scarlet's pre-reincarnation form.
CPU Blue Heart in Sonichu form.
Chris-Chan Sonichu's CPU variant.
TSSSF card.
Alternative Sonichu drawing
TSSSF Sonichu variant.
In the heat of battle (Chris's current Twitter banner).
Honest Fan art.
OMG is now OMCC.
See also
References
- ↑ 22 August 2020 Q&A
- ↑ Jump up to: 2.0 2.1 May 2019 social media posts#CPU One Year Anniversary
- ↑ June 2019 social media posts#New information on CPU Blue Heart
- ↑ November 2017 Facebook posts#Sharing my body with a video game character
- ↑ Jump up to: 5.0 5.1 June 2018 social media posts#Meet Scarlet
- ↑ https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-6-29-18-chris-warns-this-shit-is-real.44905/page-3#post-3512939
- ↑ July 2018 social media posts#CPU Blue Heart's backstory
- ↑ July 2018 social media posts#On being a chronicler; Megan Schroeder as CPU Red Heart
- ↑ August 2018 social media posts#The Awakening of a CPU
- ↑ https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1271137941411299330
- ↑ October 2018 social media posts#Response to "GET A JOB"
- ↑ August 2018 social media posts#Chris starts his Pony Protest
- ↑ August 2018 social media posts#MLP protest part 6
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