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The '''Republic of Molvanîa''' (aka "''The Land [[fangs|Untouched by Modern Dentistry]]''") is an East European nation where [[Julie]] and her brother [[Max]] hail from, as well as where [[Arjen Van Dierten]]'s uncle Edward and cousins Cameron and Rebecca (RIP) used to work as [[America]]n diplomats before the country imploded in January of [[2009]]. A real tragedy, for it was the land all [[trolls]] could call home. | The '''Republic of Molvanîa''' (aka "''The Land [[fangs|Untouched by Modern Dentistry]]''") is an East European nation where [[Julie]] and her brother [[Max]] hail from, as well as where [[Arjen Van Dierten]]'s uncle Edward and cousins Cameron and Rebecca (RIP) used to work as [[America]]n diplomats before the country imploded in January of [[2009]]. A real tragedy, for it was the land all [[trolls]] could call home. | ||
Showing his geography prowess, [[Chris]] believes it is somewhere near North [[Virginia]] and Germany. Despite reading the Wikipedia article <ref name="Molvania">[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Molvan%C3%AEa Molvanîa]. Wikipedia. Retrieved 20 November 2011</ref> | Showing his geography prowess, [[Chris]] believes it is somewhere near North [[Virginia]] and Germany. Despite reading the [[Wikipedia]] article<ref name="Molvania">[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Molvan%C3%AEa Molvanîa]. Wikipedia. Retrieved 20 November 2011</ref> – which clearly states it's a fictional country created for a book [[parody]]ing travel guides – and not being able to find it on a globe, Chris still thinks that Molvanîa is a [[TRUE and HONEST]] country. This is largely due to the fact that a troll sent a letter to Chris claiming that Molvanîa was a republic that attempted to break away from the TRUE and HONEST country of {{w|Georgia (country)|Georgia}}, and that the book and Wikipedia article were part of a smear campaign orchestrated by the Georgian government. In [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7|a phone call]] between Julie and [[Bob Chandler|Bob]], Bob accepts that Molvanîa is real, although he seems to be under the impression that it is the same place as the real country of {{w|Moldova}}, a former Soviet Republic located near the Black Sea. Julie does nothing to disabuse him of this notion. | ||
==Message from Molvanîa== | ==Message from Molvanîa== | ||
Chris was unable to find Molvanîa on a map, so a troll sent him the following message in order to convince him that it was real: | Chris was unable to find Molvanîa on a map, so a troll sent him the following message in order to convince him that it was real: | ||
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My niece, Anneke Van Zandt, informed me that you, via her friend, [[Julie Milvana]], requested information on Molvania. Here is what I can tell you: | My niece, Anneke Van Zandt, informed me that you, via her friend, [[Julie Milvana]], requested information on Molvania. Here is what I can tell you: | ||
Molvania was an unrecognized territory some 50 miles in radius on the eastern edge of | Molvania was an unrecognized territory some 50 miles in radius on the eastern edge of {{w|Georgia (country)|Georgia}}, a nation that was once a part of [[Russia|the former]] {{w|Soviet Union}}; its capital was {{w|Lagodekhi}}. The territory came into existence during the mid-1980s, and the United States, under suggestion from both {{w|NATO}}, the {{w|Central Intelligence Agency|CIA}} and then-President {{w|Ronald Reagan}}, established a small embassy there in the hopes of helping the territory become an independent free republic. | ||
The original entry in Wikipedia on Molvanîa was written by my other niece and fellow diplomat, Cameron Van Dierten. However, the Georgian government--who took issue with Molvania's existence from the start--decided to rewrite it in a manner that would present the territory as false, even going so far as to commission a faux-travel guide from Australia--of all places--to cement the territory's place in history as, well, a joke. | The original entry in Wikipedia on Molvanîa was written by my other niece and fellow diplomat, Cameron Van Dierten. However, the Georgian government--who took issue with Molvania's existence from the start--decided to rewrite it in a manner that would present the territory as false, even going so far as to commission a faux-travel guide from Australia--of all places--to cement the territory's place in history as, well, a joke. | ||
Earlier this year, possibly due to disappointment at | Earlier this year, possibly due to disappointment at {{w|2008 South Ossetia war|losing South Ossetia}} [[August 2008|last August]], the Georgian government covertly "re-absorbed" Molvanîa, erasing all traces of the territory's existence. | ||
Julie's mother, as well as Cameron and myself, relocated back to our home in | Julie's mother, as well as Cameron and myself, relocated back to our home in {{w|Katwijk}}, {{w|Netherlands}} soon after. | ||
I hope this clarifies the matter on Molvanîa. The territory was real for Julie and her family, and that is all that should matter at this point. | I hope this clarifies the matter on Molvanîa. The territory was real for Julie and her family, and that is all that should matter at this point. | ||
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==Molvanîan expressions== | ==Molvanîan expressions== | ||
These expressions were prominently found in many communications with Julie, though they were only shown in proper hand-artery typing in the [[BlueSpike Skype Logs]]. | These expressions were prominently found in many communications with Julie, though they were only shown in proper hand-artery typing in the [[BlueSpike Skype Logs]]. | ||
*'' | *"''Zlkavszka''", a greeting that Chris didn't actually try to pronounce because it took a considerable time for him to learn how to even spell it properly. Apparently, trying to pronounce words with too few vowels causes [[stress]]. In [[Bob Walks In]], Chris speaks it in the intro, before he starts fapping. | ||
*'' | *"''Ickvenschwel''", which Chris pronounced "ik vin shwull",<ref>"[[CWC Update 10 February 2009]]"</ref> means "I love you". Of course, the many-tentacled smear campaign against the Molvanîan nation takes many subtle forms: this formerly [[true and honest]] Molvanîan greeting sounds fairly close to "''Ich bin schwul''" (pronounced [ɪç bɪn ʃvul]: "ihh bin shvool"), for ''"I am [[Homos|gay]]"'', in modern German vernacular. | ||
==References== | ==References== | ||
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==External links== | ==External links== | ||
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?fdxmfn4mirk Zip file of all known communication between the American Embassy in Molvanîa and CWC] | *[http://www.mediafire.com/?fdxmfn4mirk Zip file of all known communication between the American Embassy in Molvanîa and CWC] | ||
*[ | *[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNyG-xu-7SQ The official page for Zladko "Zlad!" Vladcik's futuristic ''Love Quest'' dance ballad, '''Electronik - Supersonik''' (Low quality)] | ||
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Latest revision as of 08:29, 24 October 2024
The Republic of Molvanîa (aka "The Land Untouched by Modern Dentistry") is an East European nation where Julie and her brother Max hail from, as well as where Arjen Van Dierten's uncle Edward and cousins Cameron and Rebecca (RIP) used to work as American diplomats before the country imploded in January of 2009. A real tragedy, for it was the land all trolls could call home.
Showing his geography prowess, Chris believes it is somewhere near North Virginia and Germany. Despite reading the Wikipedia article[1] – which clearly states it's a fictional country created for a book parodying travel guides – and not being able to find it on a globe, Chris still thinks that Molvanîa is a TRUE and HONEST country. This is largely due to the fact that a troll sent a letter to Chris claiming that Molvanîa was a republic that attempted to break away from the TRUE and HONEST country of Georgia, and that the book and Wikipedia article were part of a smear campaign orchestrated by the Georgian government. In a phone call between Julie and Bob, Bob accepts that Molvanîa is real, although he seems to be under the impression that it is the same place as the real country of Moldova, a former Soviet Republic located near the Black Sea. Julie does nothing to disabuse him of this notion.
Message from Molvanîa
Chris was unable to find Molvanîa on a map, so a troll sent him the following message in order to convince him that it was real:
| 22.02.2009
To Whom This May Concern: My name is Edward Van Dierten, and I was the head diplomat for the American embassy in Molvania from the country's inception in 1985 to the recent dissolution earlier this year. My niece, Anneke Van Zandt, informed me that you, via her friend, Julie Milvana, requested information on Molvania. Here is what I can tell you: Molvania was an unrecognized territory some 50 miles in radius on the eastern edge of Georgia, a nation that was once a part of the former Soviet Union; its capital was Lagodekhi. The territory came into existence during the mid-1980s, and the United States, under suggestion from both NATO, the CIA and then-President Ronald Reagan, established a small embassy there in the hopes of helping the territory become an independent free republic. The original entry in Wikipedia on Molvanîa was written by my other niece and fellow diplomat, Cameron Van Dierten. However, the Georgian government--who took issue with Molvania's existence from the start--decided to rewrite it in a manner that would present the territory as false, even going so far as to commission a faux-travel guide from Australia--of all places--to cement the territory's place in history as, well, a joke. Earlier this year, possibly due to disappointment at losing South Ossetia last August, the Georgian government covertly "re-absorbed" Molvanîa, erasing all traces of the territory's existence. Julie's mother, as well as Cameron and myself, relocated back to our home in Katwijk, Netherlands soon after. I hope this clarifies the matter on Molvanîa. The territory was real for Julie and her family, and that is all that should matter at this point. Best regards, Edward Van Dierten Head Diplomat, American Embassy of Molvanîa (Ret.) |
Molvanîan expressions
These expressions were prominently found in many communications with Julie, though they were only shown in proper hand-artery typing in the BlueSpike Skype Logs.
- "Zlkavszka", a greeting that Chris didn't actually try to pronounce because it took a considerable time for him to learn how to even spell it properly. Apparently, trying to pronounce words with too few vowels causes stress. In Bob Walks In, Chris speaks it in the intro, before he starts fapping.
- "Ickvenschwel", which Chris pronounced "ik vin shwull",[2] means "I love you". Of course, the many-tentacled smear campaign against the Molvanîan nation takes many subtle forms: this formerly true and honest Molvanîan greeting sounds fairly close to "Ich bin schwul" (pronounced [ɪç bɪn ʃvul]: "ihh bin shvool"), for "I am gay", in modern German vernacular.
References
- ↑ Molvanîa. Wikipedia. Retrieved 20 November 2011
- ↑ "CWC Update 10 February 2009"
External links
- Zip file of all known communication between the American Embassy in Molvanîa and CWC
- The official page for Zladko "Zlad!" Vladcik's futuristic Love Quest dance ballad, Electronik - Supersonik (Low quality)
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