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{{quote|I get ants in my bed a bunch of times (annoying, just the same); I spray some Raid on the walls, and I’m safe.|Chris, replying to a Twitter comment on bedbugs<ref>[https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1159825799257739270 Tweet from August 2019].</ref>}}
 
[[Image:Panorama.jpg|A panoramic view of the dragon's lair.|thumb|center|1000px]]
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[[Image:0828-EP12-5P7-1.jpg|There is no escape, [[FUTURE MESSAGE|YOUNG LADY]].|thumb|200px]]


[[Chris]] spends most of his adult life in his '''room'''. Since being kicked out of [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|college]], the [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|mall]], and the [[The Game Place|''Pokémon'' League]], and having his house [[Destruction of Chris's House|burnt down]] and [[Rental House|remade]], he has left his room regularly for places such as [[McDonald's]], [[Chris and money|shopping]], [[Cville Pride]], [[Fridays After Five]], [[Impulse Gay Social-Club]] and [[The End Games|playing Pokemon with his friends at a new card game shop]], [[Chris's Big Night Out|among]] [[6 June 2010|other]] [[28 October 2011|outings]].
'''[[Chris]]'s room at [[14 Branchland Court]]''' was where he formerly spent a majority of his adult life. It is where he kept many of his [[toys]], [[video games]], posters, art, and other assorted paraphernalia, and when he's not outside attempting to interact with others. As of [[July 2021]], he no longer resides at 14 Branchland Court.


==Old room==
==Pre-fire room==
[[Image:Chrischansroom15xt7.jpg|200px|thumb|right|A rough map of Chris's room pre-[[Destruction Of Chris's House|house fire]].]]
[[Image:Chrischansroom15xt7.jpg|200px|thumb|right|A rough map of Chris's room pre-[[2014 house fire|house fire]].]]


Chris's bedroom was on the second floor of [[14 Branchland Court|his house]], with 2 windows on the northwest wall. Based on Chris's [[Tour of Christian's House|video tour]] of his house, his cluttered room was actually the ''cleanest'' room in the house, which may explain why so much of his time was spent there.
Chris's bedroom was on the second floor of [[14 Branchland Court|his parents' house]], with 2 windows on the northwest wall. Based on Chris's [[Tour of Chris's House|video tour]] of the house, his cluttered room was actually the ''cleanest'' room in the house, which may explain why so much of his time was spent there.


Chris's room, like most bedrooms, also summed up many of his awful habits and traits:
Chris's room, like most bedrooms, also summed up many of his awful habits and traits:
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* His incredible laziness, as evidenced by how much of said clutter was scattered haphazardly on the floor, bed and couch.
* His incredible laziness, as evidenced by how much of said clutter was scattered haphazardly on the floor, bed and couch.
* In contrast, the careful and orderly arrangement of his [[video games]], [[DVD]]s, [[trading cards]], posters, and [[toys]] shows how they rank on his list of priorities against things like [[Wendy's|work]], [[education]], [[gal-pals|human]] [[Sweetheart|relationships]], or [[Autism|personal development]].
* In contrast, the careful and orderly arrangement of his [[video games]], [[DVD]]s, [[trading cards]], posters, and [[toys]] shows how they rank on his list of priorities against things like [[Wendy's|work]], [[education]], [[gal-pals|human]] [[Sweetheart|relationships]], or [[Autism|personal development]].
* The [[Megan Shrine]], the definite and unquestionable proof of Chris's obsession with the only person that has ever been friendly to him, whom he cruelly drove away.
* The [[Megan Shrine]], the definite and unquestionable proof of Chris's obsession with the only person that has ever been friendly to him, whom he drove away all on his own.
* Next to the shrine is a large walk-in closet; rather than being used to store clothing, this appears to have instead been used to loosely store everything else spilling over from the main area of the room; in later photographs of the area, taken after the dismantling of the shrine, it appeared to be effectively inaccessible, filled to the brim with shelves, boxes, assorted video games, folders and other miscellany.
* The prevalence of [[Pokémon]], [[Sonic the Hedgehog]], and other franchises aimed at children — people of the same mental and emotional age as Chris.
* The prevalence of [[Pokémon]], [[Sonic the Hedgehog]], and other franchises aimed at children — people of the same mental and emotional age as Chris.
* The majority of his possessions are toys or video games — objects which perform predictably [[Chris_and_his_Ego#Materialism|within his absolute control]].
* The majority of his possessions are toys or video games — objects which perform predictably [[Chris_and_his_Ego#Materialism|within his absolute control]].
* He also shows extreme hoarding behavior that is commonly found in [[Barb|the elderly]], [[Abusive babysitter|formerly abused children]] and the autistic.
* He also shows extreme hoarding behavior that is commonly found in [[Barbara Chandler|the elderly]], [[Abusive babysitter|formerly abused children]] and the [[autism|autistic]].
* The stench, not visible on video or photograph, can still be inferred from the many accounts of sweat, feces and rotten food left around. Let's put it this way: he once told [[Ivy]] that one Glade air freshener ''wasn't enough.''<ref>[[Ivy Q&A]]</ref>
* The stench, not visible on video or photograph, can still be inferred from the many accounts of [[11042009 51 50|sweat]], [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|feces]], and [[SpaghettiRoutine|rotten food]] left around. Let's put it this way: he once told [[Ivy]] that one [[Giant Penis Comic|Glade air freshener]] ''wasn't enough.''<ref>[[Ivy Q&A]]</ref>
* Finally, Chris retreated to his room whenever he felt the slightest bit of [[stress]], refused to discard his detritus, and saw it as the gateway to his fantasy world of [[CWCville]]; it is safe to assume the toys which he claims to play with for 2-3 hours a day<ref>[[Mailbag_25#In which Chris tells us how many hours he plays with toys a day|Mailbag #25]]</ref> are like a physical extension of his own imaginary world that provide a sense of safety and comfort.
* Finally, Chris retreated to his room whenever he felt the slightest bit of [[stress]], refused to discard his detritus, and saw it as the gateway to his fantasy world of [[CWCville]]; it is safe to assume the toys which he claims to play with for 2-3 hours a day<ref>[[Mailbag_25#In which Chris tells us how many hours he plays with toys a day|Mailbag #25]]</ref> are like a physical extension of his own imaginary world that provide a sense of safety and comfort.


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Besides Chris, only two other people have been seen venturing into the cesspool he calls his room: [[Bob Chandler]], as exposed in a [[THAT IS MY HOUSE#Uncut|leaked video]], and the [[Magical Man]], as seen in [[Magical Man Potion]]. One animal, [[Kitty Chandler]], was shown in Chris's room in [[20 December 2009|another video]].
Besides Chris, only two other people have been seen venturing into the cesspool he calls his room: [[Bob Chandler]], as exposed in a [[THAT IS MY HOUSE#Uncut|leaked video]], and the [[Magical Man]], as seen in [[Magical Man Potion]]. One animal, [[Kitty Chandler]], was shown in Chris's room in [[20 December 2009|another video]].


After the blazing fires of [[10 January 2014]] and the brief residence-taking of the Rental House, Chris and [[Barb]] moved back into 14 Branchland Court in [[2015]]. He moved into another room and left the old one to be used for storage.
After the blazing fires of [[2014 house fire|10 January 2014]] and the brief residence-taking of the [[Rental House]], Chris and [[Barb]] moved back into 14 Branchland Court in [[2015]]. He moved into another room and left the old one to be used for storage.


===Images===
===Images===
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Image:0825-EP12-5P6-8.jpg|West corner. The bookshelf on the right is the [[Megan shrine]].
Image:0825-EP12-5P6-8.jpg|West corner. The bookshelf on the right is the [[Megan shrine]].
Image:0826-EP12-5P6-7.jpg|Southwestern wall. The closet doors are behind the shelves of vidya. It's not clear how Chris can access the contents of the closet, assuming he ever does.
Image:0826-EP12-5P6-7.jpg|Southwestern wall. The closet doors are behind the shelves of vidya. It's not clear how Chris can access the contents of the closet, assuming he ever does.
Image:0827-EP12-5P6-6.jpg|South corner. The door leads out of the room into the hallway. The [[Attraction Sign]] can be seen hanging on the back of the door. In [[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]], the portal leading to CWCville appears where the ''Dance Dance Revolution'' mat is hanging. Take note of the ''Bubsy'' game on the shelf.
Image:0827-EP12-5P6-6.jpg|South corner. The door leads out of the room into the hallway. The [[Attraction Sign]] can be seen hanging on the back of the door. In [[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]], the portal leading to CWCville appears where the ''Dance Dance Revolution: Mario Mix'' mat is hanging. Take note of the ''Bubsy'' game on the shelf.
Image:ECP 00090.jpg|Great view of the Wall of Originals.
Image:ECP 00090.jpg|Great view of the Wall of Originals.
Image:ECP 00084.jpg|Three bookshelves full of games.
Image:ECP 00084.jpg|Three bookshelves full of games.
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===Post-fire===
===Post-fire===
[[File:Boxes1.jpg|thumb|Chris's old room, pictured in 2016|250px]]
[[File:Boxes1.jpg|thumb|Chris's old room, pictured in 2016|250px]]
As of 2016, the room is used for storage.<ref>[[August 2016 Facebook posts#House Cleaning]]</ref> He also mentioned the room in a Facebook post from [[December 2016]], in which he described Sorbet getting stuck in his "old bedroom" for the better part of the night.
As of 2016, the room is used for storage.<ref>[[August 2016 Facebook posts#House Cleaning]]</ref> He also mentioned the room in a Facebook post from [[December 2016]], in which he described Sorbet getting stuck in his "old bedroom" for the better part of the night.
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==New room==
==Post-fire room==
[[File:IMG 3207 hd720.mp400001.png|thumb|Chris, pictured in his new bedroom circa 2016.]]
[[File:IMG 3207 hd720.mp400001.png|thumb|Chris, pictured in his new bedroom circa 2016.]]
Footage of the new room, after the post-fire house renovations, first appeared in [[HelloLadyFans]]. It is located on the first floor, near the stairs that lead to the upstairs kitchen<ref>[[Chris's Specimen Sample]]</ref>.


In his room, Chris has a bed - which he had bought with [[DStecks]]'s $1,000 donation; during 2018, at the age of 36, he purchased [[My Little Pony]]-themed bedding for it.
Footage of the room, post-[[2014 house fire]], after the house renovations, first appeared in [[HelloLadyFans]]. It is located on the first floor, near the stairs that lead to the upstairs kitchen<ref>[[Chris's Specimen Sample]]</ref>.


As if this wasn't enough fail, he also keeps a drawing of his [[Polyamorous marriage|wife and husband]] taped to the ceiling.
In his room, Chris had a bed - which he had bought with [[DStecks]]'s $1,000 donation; during 2018, at the age of 36, he purchased [[My Little Pony]]-themed bedding for it.


In his [[Tour of Chris's House III|third video tour]], we can see his new room is already cluttered with clothes and junk--and yet, it still remains the cleanest area in the house.
As if this wasn't enough fail, he also kept a drawing of his [[Polyamorous marriage|wife and husband]] taped to the ceiling.


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The [[Sonic Totem]] was stationed in this room until he sold it. In a move reminiscent of the Christmas tree that was abandoned in the [[Kitchen]] pre-fire, Chris kept a tree in his room months after Christmas, as shown in [[IMG 3207]], until [[Idea Guy]] tricked him into destroying it on camera in [[Get Out, You D*** Nazis!]]. In [[Tour of Chris's House III]], we can see his new room is already cluttered with clothes and junk--and yet, it's still the least-hoarded area in the house. Some of what "decorated" the original room for over a decade (posters, drawings, plush toys, figures, electronic devices, etc.) was lost or put elsewhere in the house. The rest was scattered onto tables in his "work room."
 
The Idea Guys directed Chris to record himself pissing and shitting on a towel on the floor in this room<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/yt-8-13-hasbro-mlp-g4-must-continue-no-mlp-g5.46554/post-3660270</ref> - one leaked example is in the [[All Star]] video. Chris [[Shoe Colouring|spray-painted his shoes]] in this room, staining the carpet in the process.
 
It is unknown whether the room has been altered following Chris's arrest for [[incest]] or if it has been left untouched.


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File:CWC Discord1.jpg|''Ladies...''
File:CWC Discord1.jpg|''Ladies...''
File:A little song and dance (720p 30fps H264-192kbit AAC).mp400001.png|thumb|200px|left|Note the box of [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|feminine hygiene pads]].
File:Barb's blankets ebay listings photos 01.jpg|His [[mother]] posing on his bed.
File:Barb's blankets ebay listings photos 01.jpg|His [[mother]] posing on his bed.
File:I need some local C64 Tech Help, Please00001.png|Chris with his spouses, pictured in 2018.
File:I need some local C64 Tech Help, Please00001.png|Chris with his spouses, pictured in 2018.
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The [[Sonic Totem]] was stationed in this room until he sold it. In a move reminiscent of the Christmas tree that was abandoned in the [[Kitchen]] pre-fire, Chris kept a tree in his room months after Christmas, as shown in [[IMG 3207]], until [[Idea Guy]] tricked him into destroying it on camera in [[Get Out, You D*** Nazis!]]. Chris [[Shoe Colouring|painted his shoes]] in this room, staining the carpet in the process.
===Images===
In August 2020, additional pictures emerged of Chris's current room. Surprising no one, it's still cluttered with his various accumulated junk and toys.
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File:12.07.20_room4.jpg
File:ChrisAugust2020.jpg
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[[File:A little song and dance (720p 30fps H264-192kbit AAC).mp400001.png|thumb|200px|left|Note the box of [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|feminine hygiene pads]].]]
Some of what "decorated" the original room for over a decade (posters, drawings, plush toys, figures, electronic devices, etc.) was lost or put elsewhere in the house. The rest was scattered onto tables in his "work room."
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==Work Room==
==Work room==
[[File:Please, Donate (720p).mp400001.png|thumb|Chris, begging for money in the same room he keeps his thousands of dollars worth of toys.]]
[[File:Please, Donate (720p).mp400001.png|thumb|Chris, begging for money in the same room he keeps his thousands of dollars worth of toys that he could sell.]]


Chris currently keeps most of his vast collection of toys in this room. It is presumably the once-inaccessible living room seen in the [[Tour of Chris's House|house tour]].
During the mid-[[2010s]] to early [[2020s]], Chris kept most of his vast collection of toys in this room. It is presumably the once-inaccessible living room seen in the [[Tour of Chris's House|house tour]].


He mentioned it by name in [[IMG 3207]], where he said that he was in his bedroom, which is separate from his "work room." By "work," he meant making products such as Amiibos and drawings for his [[Etsy]] shop. About a week after calling it the work room, Chris was banned from selling on Etsy for failing to fulfill orders.
He mentioned it by name in [[IMG 3207]], where he said that he was in his bedroom, which is separate from his "work room." By "work," he meant making products such as Amiibos and drawings for his [[Etsy]] shop. About a week after calling it the work room, Chris was banned from selling on Etsy for failing to fulfill orders.
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[[File:Chris's flatscreen TV 2017.png|thumb|left|Chris's TV. Note the photo of [[Bob]] in the center. And, yes, Chris kept this TV even while he begged for food money.]]
[[File:Chris's flatscreen TV 2017.png|thumb|left|Chris's TV. Note the photo of [[Bob]] in the center. And, yes, Chris kept this TV even while he begged for food money.]]


He also has a large flatscreen TV, with his Nintendo, Sony, Sega and [[HEXBox]] consoles hooked up to it. His PSN shows that he keeps both the PS3 and PS4 connected<ref>https://psnprofiles.com/Sonichu</ref>, and [[Arthur Spatchcock]] has confirmed that he keeps the PS4 running constantly,<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-reads-unicorns-rainbows-and-a-bluebird-of-happiness.21663/page-8#post-1534000</ref> and that not even being late on his electric bills was enough to get him to reduce his electric consumption.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/6-26-chris-angrily-tweets-at-cole-smithey-to-help-barb.21918/page-7#post-1554457</ref> Chris has also been observed keeping his Wii U console powered on constantly without the benefit of the power-saving Standby Mode feature<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-158#post-2253357</ref>.
He also has a large flatscreen TV, with his Nintendo, Sony, Sega and [[HEXBox]] consoles hooked up to it. His PSN shows that he keeps both the PS3 and PS4 connected<ref>https://psnprofiles.com/Sonichu</ref>, and [[Arthur Spatchcock]] has confirmed that he keeps the PS4 running constantly,<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-reads-unicorns-rainbows-and-a-bluebird-of-happiness.21663/page-8#post-1534000</ref> and that not even being late on his electric bills was enough to get him to reduce his electric consumption.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/6-26-chris-angrily-tweets-at-cole-smithey-to-help-barb.21918/page-7#post-1554457</ref> Chris has also been observed keeping his Wii U console powered on constantly without the benefit of the power-saving Standby Mode feature.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-158#post-2253357</ref>


In January of 2016, Chris revealed in [[Announcement and update 1/12/2016]] that he had acquired a new addition to the [[Relics of Fail]]. He bought a schooldesk from Goodwill for $30. Chris might have bought the desk as a fond reminder of his days at [[Manchester High]], when he was free of adult responsibilities. Depressingly, he has filmed many videos of himself sitting at the desk and bashing action figures into each other like a child.
In January of 2016, Chris revealed in [[Announcement and update 1/12/2016]] that he had acquired a new addition to the [[Relics of Fail]]. He bought a schooldesk from Goodwill for $30. Chris might have bought the desk as a fond reminder of his days at [[Manchester High]], when he was free of adult responsibilities. Depressingly, he has filmed many videos of himself sitting at the desk and bashing action figures into each other like a child.
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File:$50 for a video holiday greeting!.mp400001.png|The other side of the room.
File:$50 for a video holiday greeting!.mp400001.png|The other side of the room.
File:Living room August 2018.jpg|The room in August 2018, packed with toys.
File:Living room August 2018.jpg|The room in August 2018, packed with toys.
File:Filthy carpet in Work Room - July 2019.jpg|Stained carpet, in July 2019, shared from [[Pokemon Go]] with the comment, "Party Time."
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“ I get ants in my bed a bunch of times (annoying, just the same); I spray some Raid on the walls, and I’m safe. ”
Chris, replying to a Twitter comment on bedbugs[1]
A panoramic view of the dragon's lair.
There is no escape, YOUNG LADY.

Chris's room at 14 Branchland Court was where he formerly spent a majority of his adult life. It is where he kept many of his toys, video games, posters, art, and other assorted paraphernalia, and when he's not outside attempting to interact with others. As of July 2021, he no longer resides at 14 Branchland Court.

Pre-fire room

A rough map of Chris's room pre-house fire.

Chris's bedroom was on the second floor of his parents' house, with 2 windows on the northwest wall. Based on Chris's video tour of the house, his cluttered room was actually the cleanest room in the house, which may explain why so much of his time was spent there.

Chris's room, like most bedrooms, also summed up many of his awful habits and traits:

  • His incredible attachment to material possessions, as evidenced by the massive amounts of clutter.
  • His incredible laziness, as evidenced by how much of said clutter was scattered haphazardly on the floor, bed and couch.
  • In contrast, the careful and orderly arrangement of his video games, DVDs, trading cards, posters, and toys shows how they rank on his list of priorities against things like work, education, human relationships, or personal development.
  • The Megan Shrine, the definite and unquestionable proof of Chris's obsession with the only person that has ever been friendly to him, whom he drove away all on his own.
  • Next to the shrine is a large walk-in closet; rather than being used to store clothing, this appears to have instead been used to loosely store everything else spilling over from the main area of the room; in later photographs of the area, taken after the dismantling of the shrine, it appeared to be effectively inaccessible, filled to the brim with shelves, boxes, assorted video games, folders and other miscellany.
  • The prevalence of Pokémon, Sonic the Hedgehog, and other franchises aimed at children — people of the same mental and emotional age as Chris.
  • The majority of his possessions are toys or video games — objects which perform predictably within his absolute control.
  • He also shows extreme hoarding behavior that is commonly found in the elderly, formerly abused children and the autistic.
  • The stench, not visible on video or photograph, can still be inferred from the many accounts of sweat, feces, and rotten food left around. Let's put it this way: he once told Ivy that one Glade air freshener wasn't enough.[2]
  • Finally, Chris retreated to his room whenever he felt the slightest bit of stress, refused to discard his detritus, and saw it as the gateway to his fantasy world of CWCville; it is safe to assume the toys which he claims to play with for 2-3 hours a day[3] are like a physical extension of his own imaginary world that provide a sense of safety and comfort.

In February 2009, Clyde Cash forced Chris to clean up his room a bit.

Besides Chris, only two other people have been seen venturing into the cesspool he calls his room: Bob Chandler, as exposed in a leaked video, and the Magical Man, as seen in Magical Man Potion. One animal, Kitty Chandler, was shown in Chris's room in another video.

After the blazing fires of 10 January 2014 and the brief residence-taking of the Rental House, Chris and Barb moved back into 14 Branchland Court in 2015. He moved into another room and left the old one to be used for storage.

Images

These images are arranged beginning at the northeastern wall of the room, going counter-clockwise. Not included here are photographs of the southeastern wall and east corner.

The Tomgirl Pictures, released on 29 April 2011, seemed to indicate that the Wall of Originals was either removed or gone.

  • April 2000, as Chris was moving back in from Richmond.

  • Northeastern wall, near the north corner. A sheet of his homemade Pokémon cards is here. It was previously believed that this covered a window, but the new Tomgirl Pictures have shown that this is not the case.

  • North corner

  • Northwestern wall near the north corner. The air conditioner on the left here can be seen in the upper left corner of the front of his house.

  • Northwestern wall near the west corner.

  • West corner. The bookshelf on the right is the Megan shrine.

  • Southwestern wall. The closet doors are behind the shelves of vidya. It's not clear how Chris can access the contents of the closet, assuming he ever does.

  • South corner. The door leads out of the room into the hallway. The Attraction Sign can be seen hanging on the back of the door. In Sonichu #6, the portal leading to CWCville appears where the Dance Dance Revolution: Mario Mix mat is hanging. Take note of the Bubsy game on the shelf.

  • Great view of the Wall of Originals.

  • Three bookshelves full of games.

  • Close-ups of the Desk of Fail.

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Post-fire

Chris's old room, pictured in 2016

As of 2016, the room is used for storage.[4] He also mentioned the room in a Facebook post from December 2016, in which he described Sorbet getting stuck in his "old bedroom" for the better part of the night.

Post-fire room

Chris, pictured in his new bedroom circa 2016.

Footage of the room, post-2014 house fire, after the house renovations, first appeared in HelloLadyFans. It is located on the first floor, near the stairs that lead to the upstairs kitchen[5].

In his room, Chris had a bed - which he had bought with DStecks's $1,000 donation; during 2018, at the age of 36, he purchased My Little Pony-themed bedding for it.

As if this wasn't enough fail, he also kept a drawing of his wife and husband taped to the ceiling.

The Sonic Totem was stationed in this room until he sold it. In a move reminiscent of the Christmas tree that was abandoned in the Kitchen pre-fire, Chris kept a tree in his room months after Christmas, as shown in IMG 3207, until Idea Guy tricked him into destroying it on camera in Get Out, You D*** Nazis!. In Tour of Chris's House III, we can see his new room is already cluttered with clothes and junk--and yet, it's still the least-hoarded area in the house. Some of what "decorated" the original room for over a decade (posters, drawings, plush toys, figures, electronic devices, etc.) was lost or put elsewhere in the house. The rest was scattered onto tables in his "work room."

The Idea Guys directed Chris to record himself pissing and shitting on a towel on the floor in this room[6] - one leaked example is in the All Star video. Chris spray-painted his shoes in this room, staining the carpet in the process.

It is unknown whether the room has been altered following Chris's arrest for incest or if it has been left untouched.

  • Ladies...

  • Note the box of feminine hygiene pads.

  • His mother posing on his bed.

  • Chris with his spouses, pictured in 2018.

  • Chris getting some pussy.

Images

In August 2020, additional pictures emerged of Chris's current room. Surprising no one, it's still cluttered with his various accumulated junk and toys.

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Work room

Chris, begging for money in the same room he keeps his thousands of dollars worth of toys that he could sell.

During the mid-2010s to early 2020s, Chris kept most of his vast collection of toys in this room. It is presumably the once-inaccessible living room seen in the house tour.

He mentioned it by name in IMG 3207, where he said that he was in his bedroom, which is separate from his "work room." By "work," he meant making products such as Amiibos and drawings for his Etsy shop. About a week after calling it the work room, Chris was banned from selling on Etsy for failing to fulfill orders.

Ironically, this is the room where he recorded himself begging for money the most during the Financhu Crisis. While begging, he kept his toys in full view behind him, demonstrating that he has no sense of self-awareness.

Most of his videos from 2015 onward were recorded in this room.

Chris's TV. Note the photo of Bob in the center. And, yes, Chris kept this TV even while he begged for food money.

He also has a large flatscreen TV, with his Nintendo, Sony, Sega and HEXBox consoles hooked up to it. His PSN shows that he keeps both the PS3 and PS4 connected[7], and Arthur Spatchcock has confirmed that he keeps the PS4 running constantly,[8] and that not even being late on his electric bills was enough to get him to reduce his electric consumption.[9] Chris has also been observed keeping his Wii U console powered on constantly without the benefit of the power-saving Standby Mode feature.[10]

In January of 2016, Chris revealed in Announcement and update 1/12/2016 that he had acquired a new addition to the Relics of Fail. He bought a schooldesk from Goodwill for $30. Chris might have bought the desk as a fond reminder of his days at Manchester High, when he was free of adult responsibilities. Depressingly, he has filmed many videos of himself sitting at the desk and bashing action figures into each other like a child.

  • Making custom Amiibos for Etsy in January 2016. Later in the year, he was barred from selling due to failing to send orders.

  • Chris, age 34, playing with his toys.

  • In the room, facing the TV.

  • The other side of the room.

  • The room in August 2018, packed with toys.

  • Stained carpet, in July 2019, shared from Pokemon Go with the comment, "Party Time."

See also

References

  1. ↑ Tweet from August 2019.
  2. ↑ Ivy Q&A
  3. ↑ Mailbag #25
  4. ↑ August 2016 Facebook posts#House Cleaning
  5. ↑ Chris's Specimen Sample
  6. ↑ https://kiwifarms.net/threads/yt-8-13-hasbro-mlp-g4-must-continue-no-mlp-g5.46554/post-3660270
  7. ↑ https://psnprofiles.com/Sonichu
  8. ↑ https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-reads-unicorns-rainbows-and-a-bluebird-of-happiness.21663/page-8#post-1534000
  9. ↑ https://kiwifarms.net/threads/6-26-chris-angrily-tweets-at-cole-smithey-to-help-barb.21918/page-7#post-1554457
  10. ↑ https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-158#post-2253357
The places of Chris's life

Chris's homes: 14 Branchland Court (Chris's room | Chris's kitchen | Yard | 2014 house fire) | Cloverleaf Lakes Apartments | Surreywood Subdivision | Newberry Towne Subdivision | Rental House | Regency Inn Richmond | Central Virginia Regional Jail | Western State Hospital | Big Island house

Chris's education: Greene County Primary School | James Madison University | Providence Middle School | Nathanael Greene Elementary School | Manchester High School | Piedmont Virginia Community College (not to be confused with Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens)

Chris's churches: Grace Baptist Church | Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church

Chris's jobs: Cutco Cutlery | Wendy's | Books-a-million | Toys “R” Us | Sonichu Entertainment of America

Other attraction locations: University of Virginia | Charlottesville Fashion Square (Abercrombie & Fitch | Chick-fil-A | Pac Sun | Starbucks) | Wal-Mart (McDonald's) | Target | The GAMe PLACe | Impulse Gay Social-Club | Fridays After Five

Conventions: Animate! Raleigh | Anime Mid-Atlantic | BronyCon (2017 • 2018 • 2019) | MAGfest | OmegaCon | TooManyGames

Other places Chris has visited: Anytime Fitness | Best Buy | Burger King | Country Cookin | "Create-a-Crear Workshop" | Cville Pride | The End Games | GameStop | Golden Corral | McIntire Park | Region Ten | Snooky's Pawn Shop | Taco Bell

Cities of the World: Albemarle County (Advance Mills) | Bedford County (Big Island) | Charlottesville | Chesterfield County (Midlothian) | Greene County (Barboursville | Ruckersville | Stanardsville) | Harrisonburg | Lynchburg | Richmond

Countries of the World: Australia | Australatina | China | Confederate States | England | Finland | Germany | Italy | Iraq | Japan | Mexico | Molvanîa | Niger | Spain | Russia | United States (California | District of Columbia | Maryland | North Carolina | Ohio | Pennsylvania | Texas | Virginia | Washington)

Extra-terrestrial locations: Dimensions | The Moon | The Sun

Map of Chris's World
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