Sonichu Game Talk

Summary

Chris makes an extra long video to discuss the upcoming Sonichu video game by JK Productions, which, he would later discover was an elaborate prank.

Despite making no contributions to the game, Chris assures his fans that he is working hard on the storyline, which really just boils down to Rosechu getting kidnapped at the mall, like in Sonichu #0. And #1. Also, you'd be able to play each stage as any of the other Sonichu recolors.

Throughout the video, Chris continues to segue in and out of tallking about the comics, explaining how he'll be returning from the Time Void to defeat Count Graduon, only to step down as mayor and take a less prominent role in the story. Chris also hints that Graduon will encounter Metal Sonichu later on, which will have serious ramifications down the road. He also announces Black Sonichu's name change, and his love affair with Bubbles Rosechu.

Chris also mentions the trust he has for his good friends Blanca and Robert Simmons V, which is why he featured them in the pages of Sonichu #7. He then plugs the JK Productions blog, and signs off.

Part 1

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An update to my loyal fans on the Internet through the YouTube! You know who I am by now: the big CWC - the original creator of Sonichu and Rosechu, my Electric Hedgehog Pokemon.

Alright. Well, first off, I am going to, uh, give y'all some talk as, uh, w-- as, uh... suggested by my, uh, associates, who are in… on the Sonichu game that's-- uh, that's, uh, in development. I'm, uh, still thinkin’ about the, uh, story very much. It's in m-- all-- it's-- well, I got a big chunk of the stories in my head. It's gonna be, like, multiple stories, like, you know… we’ll go through multiple characters-- uh, all the original Sonichu and Rosechu hedgehogs. That's, uh, one idea. Yeah. So, uh…

Yeah. Well, anyway, I'm just gonna-- anyway, I'm just gonna mention, uh, a few, uh, random, uh, things that I'm thinkin' about between the comic… and the game and... whatever else that may come out of it.

Mmm. As for, uh, plans-- as for future plans of the game once it, uh, gets, uh… once it gets fully developed and released onto the, uh, systems, excluding the, uh, H-- Hex Bawx… [stops speaking, looking suddenly confused]

Yeah. Anyway, um… [starts tapping PS3 controller against hand]

Once we get this-- uh, once we get the, uh, game o-- game project off the ground, hopefully with the assistance of Nintendo of America and Sega of America [inhales sharply]... we will de-- w-- there will definitely be the, uh, release of the official Sonichu merchandise, including officially-released and… distributed-- manufactured medallions, for, uh, one thing. Copies of my, uh, C-- my CWC on TV DVD… that you've seen only a few bits of on the, uh, YouTube… and such, and, uh, the ac-- as well as, uh, possible-- uh, S-- possible Sonichu action figures.

Mmm… let me point out one thing just, uh, so we're clear: the name of the comic is “Sonichu”. “Sonichu”. It's about-- it should be mostly about the Electric Hedgehog Pokémon - not me - I'm just the intrusive director, and I picked up that plotline from the anime series Excel Saga, with Shinichi Watanabe doin’ pretty much the same thing that I did.

But, you know, I'll give y'all a sneak peek: at the end of the, uh, season, I will be coming out of the, uh, time void. But also, I will be, uh, relinquish-- I will be relinquishing my, uh, role as mayor, but I will still be the main founder of CWCville. I will be giving the keys of… [stutters unintelligibly] Storywise, I'll be giving the keys to the city and the-- and the whole mayorship to my… imag-- to my twin sister. But do note that I will still definitely be the original creator of Sonichu no matter what, even though I'm just-- even though I'm basically takin’ m’out-- myself out of the story, 'cause I felt like… I've been hogging the spotlight for too long, so… at the end of the season, I will… humbly withdraw myself. But I will still be making, like, you know, cameo… appearances now and then - as I see fit - in the comic. [inhales sharply]

As for the, uh, story of the, uh, game… I got a few ideas on my mind-- uh, alright. So, here's the idea. Alright. At the end of seas-- at the end of the comics’ season one, I will reveal that-- I will reveal that, uh… I take uh, Mary Lee Walsh’s, uh… wand… that's, uh, also known as th-- also, you know, is-- has the spirit of the evil Count Graduon. He's gonna be the big, leading villain… in the second season. I'll be tossin’ the wand… tossin’ it up to the moon, and, you can take a stab at, uh, who he will manifest into… that has been stranded on the moon since, uh… #1. Comic… Number… One. Emphasis on the “number”… because… you don't wanna get messed up with Z-- Number Zero.

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So... that's something for y'all to--read the comic and getchaself familiar with.

Mmm, lessee what else we got here, uh..... oh yeah. It's uh, the main point of the, uh, villain. Now, uh... as far as some ideas I have upon the, uh, multiple stories, uh, I'll give you like, uh, beginnings of what I have in mind in a nutshell. First a be, first at--you be able to unlock you'll be able to play be default in the video game, the Sonichu game... will be... Sonichu. The original Sonichu.

Basically with the opening m-being, um, running about like, you know, like Sonic the Hedgehog would? And then he finds out that, uh, Rosechu's been kidnapped. So, uh, he's so the basically his story will be to, uh... go out and rescue her. And then, uh, event--and then event and then as his story progresses he'll get to meet all the o--all the other hedgehogs as well. But then uh, we move on over to Rosechu's story where like, you know, first we, uh, see her makin' her trek down to the, uh, down to the shopping mall, and she and then uh, d--, we-uh. As she g-we follow her as she uh picks up the, uh--multiple number item she uh wants and needs, like uh [In hideous falsetto] "Ooh lookit that ring, that ring's so pretty!"

Yeah.

And then, uh, eventually she will get kidnapped, and that will be where it will tie into the beginning of Sonichu's story. And then we go to--and then, uh, we go into Wild Sonichu's story, uh-- Not fully developed as to like, uh, what his goal is yet, but you know. It will definitely be like, you know, he'll be able to sssss---vine swing through every level. At least, uh, he'll be able to vine swing as much as reasonably plau- possible.

And then we go onto Bubbles. Evvybuddyluvbubbles. Bubbles eez the bub-i-lee one! Anyway, yeah, some, uh, she'll get more wet, I mean, uh, eh, all the hedgehogs will go through.... all the same levels, 'cept uh variation, Bubbles will be mostly being a--will mostly be able to swim. So s-um, uh, somewhat underwater versions of those levels. And Angelica, you know, well, she'll be flying high, casting off Wing Attacks against uh, the enemies in her story. Punchy's, uh.... he's just gonna be.... punching down the bad guys. But unlike Knuckles, not uhn, no--no treasure hunting. He's not treasure hunter, he's uh, basically just a master of the old... ninjitsu, and something, but he mostly PUNCHES! Punchpunchpunch!

Yeah, and then Magi-Chan you know, he'll be ab- he'll be similar to like what Silver could do, since, you know, he is the psychic one.

And yes, Black Sonichu will, uh. Yeah, definitely give him his story in the his own story line like, you know. You know basically, starts off as ba--starts off bad like he did, but then, uh, he gets betrayed by, uh, Naitsirhc who turns to Reldnahc? Yeah. So anyway, uh... yeah, they basically le--so-le--so basically leaves him behind, and, uh, you know, definitely.

Black Sonichu. Also you know, for short, for Black Sonichu was "Blachu"? I'm changin' it. For his nickname, as it will be revealed--revealed in the upcoming SPRING BREAK ISSUE! Evvybuddyhavefunon Spring Break! He will prefer to be called "Blake". Simply, "Blake"....

Yeah, so anyway, yeah Blake's fartin' around with Bubbles.... But Bubbles likes to try to think that she can keep it to herself like you know, she wants to l-she wants she has a like, you know-- Ooh, she turned on by the Dark Side... of the Force. And all the naught-i-ness that Black--that Blake will want to bring with him. But it's obvious to Ro--it's obvious to Original Rosechu. So she talks to-uh, so she....What's the word I'm looking for? What's the wor--you know, uh, oh yeah, she gossips with Ang-she gossips with Angelica about it.

Anyway, uh, among all the, uh, stories between my Electric Hedgehogs and, uh, myself, I'll be leaving s--the, uh, s--at the end of the s--first season. Mmm... I'll have a feeling that I'll you know, I'll be able to, uh, work better, once in real life I actually do find my woman to become my Sweetheart. But...you know, it's so--it's nice to know that I actually do have, uh, good Gal-pal that I made over the internet recently whose inspired character she was inspired by me. Her inspired character I've given my full approval of and introduced in the comic I've just uploaded to what is now can also be considered to be Sonichu.net. Nothin' but net. Screw your COM! I've got da net. Yeah! Her name is, uh, y-sh--her online name is, uh, KawaiiKitsune, and she is the, and she, herself is the character of the new Bubblegum Pop Star, [Holds up picture while speaking in hideous falsetto] JIGGLIAMI! JIGGLIAMI!

Yeah. So like, you know, uh, it's possible she may, uh, ac-she and I might actually meet in the future, but uh... Yeah, 'cause you know I, reason why I put uh, I allowed, uh, like you know, interviews with, uh, KawaiiKitsune and, uh, Robert Simmons V, 'cause those two they both, res- they both each have earned my trust, in their own way, between Robert's YouTube videos and uh... just uh, and then a whole bunch of, uh, honest chats between, uh, Kawaii? Yeah. So basically... they both earned my trust, so I give 'em RADIO INTERVIEW on the--in the comic between Jamsta and Lo-isa! [Singing] Lolisaaa!

Yeah. OK, so, uh, anyway, point is, Sonichu game, I just gave you the,uh, details on that, give you a little sneak peak at the, uh... Spring Break issue, and the uh, Season One. But uh, basically, the uh, Sonichu game will definitely have, uh, you know, stories between Sonichu and Rosechu and a--the other Hedgehogs... theh-they're like if y-or like, uh they'lls uh start it-they'll start off with the stories that origina-originate in Season One. They'll mostly be, uh, the newer stories that'll be s--revealed in Season Two.

All right, so anyway, that's the, uh, update. Be sure you go to, uh, sonichugame.blogspot.com, to, uh, talk to my associates over at, JK....(possible belch) Agh... Productions. Or, uh, con-or, uh, talk about how you're lookin' forward to the game bcause, yep. Just like Sonihu.net, I'm excited-I'm excited about the game as well. I don't have any future plans as of this point, but, uh... you know, I think my --I'll feel better when my future's set when I have my, uh, sweetheart. So.... thank you very much everyone of you for your, uh, patronage. And I hope y'all have a pleasant day.