CWC's Second Message
| “ | Citizens of the Internet: I present an open message to each and every one of you. | ” |
| Chris. So it begins. | ||
CWC's Second Message (a.k.a. Madman Rising) is a video posted by Chris to YouTube on 3 August 2008.
After months of trying to either ignore or edit the Encyclopedia Dramatica page, Chris explodes with fury in this video. He blames ED for causing his falling-out with Megan Schroeder, although anyone with a brain stem could tell that it was his fault for drawing pornography involving her and sharing it with the world. Chris also begins threatening to withhold the release of Sonichu #7 and all further comics unless the ED page is removed. Naturally, trolls were terrified that they would never see the conclusion to the absorbing story that Chris had created, and rushed to meet his demands.
This is a beloved classic in the CWC canon, and it was in this video that Chris coined the term "pedofork."
Video
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WARNING! This video features high levels of Tard Rage. |
| CWC's Second Message | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 3 August 2008 |
| Subject Matter |  Homos,  Comics,  Gal Pals,  Rumors
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| Performance Style |  Rage,  Tragedy
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| Saga |  ED
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| Shirt |  The Power Ranger
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| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous Chris Chan's Public Announcement |
next Attention All Sonichu Fans (NOT HATERS) |
| “ | I am not a pedofork, you dorks! | ” |
Transcript
Citizens of the Internet: I present an open message to each and every one of you.
Y'all should know me by now, but, if you don't, I am Christian Weston Chandler, the original creator of Sonichu, the Electric Hedgehog Pokémon, back on March 17th, 2000. Any dates earlier are void. I present this open message because I have a whole bunch of people on the Internet [removes glasses dramatically] give me hate…—show me a lot of hate... and I do not appreciate it. Ticks me off.
You think you can just… hate me just to get a laugh out of yourself. Think about it. You're laughing at somebody else's pain and torture, because I am lonesome, still trying to find a Boyfriend-free girl and to make into a sweetheart. Y'all think I'm just a sap, a chump, dumbass, whatever you may think. But you know what? You… you! Every last one of you, who has sh—expressed hate against me? You're the shitheads!
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Also, every last one of you who thinks that I am similar to that—of that senile old man in Family Guy… you're the pedophiles. Every one of you who thinks I'm homo and calls me that—because I am not; I'm straight! I'm straight!—you’re the homos! Every last one of you!
I could—I could take the whole time to express so much anger and frustration. I'm only nearsighted; I do wear glasses. [replaces glasses on face] Take it or leave it, losers! [removes glasses dramatically (again)] It m—it helps me see better… see more detail and more clear vision than any of you knuckleheads can put together out of your own ego that you so richly... [begins awkwardly tapping PS3 controller] consume of.
But… on a more serious note: learning recently of the false—or real—literature, with downloaded… copies of my comic pages and whatnot. It has been either distributed or created without my consent or approval. So... it is a fake... and if it ever is published, or if it ever shows profit, let it weigh on your consciousness throughout your eternal life… that you are torturing and—worse off—tearing the heart, and soul, and emotions of the innocent man. The out—the innocent—still 26-year-old [slams arms down on chair’s arms] virgin. Not only that, but I have so many lonely nights and stress… that you can not just imagine it!
Now, as for the other serious note: of any new stuff officially made by me, under my own… hands… not by anybody else's, which are considered false. I just have not been feeling the inspiration to draw—to color! Because the loneliness…—I cannot stand that. The hatred I'm getting from every last one of you who has contributed to that Encyclopedia Dramatica web page… and every other forum, Internet document, lewdly drawn pictures with… dicks…—I love dykes! Dykes! CHINA! [jump cut] I'm straight! If I ever—if I see a dick, I just look away, with a moment of being freaked out! [makes arm gesture for “safe!”]
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And e-mailing me pictures is not gonna get any of you any further conclusion to “Will Crystal get out of the mirror?”, “Will the seven Sonichu Balls be collected?”, “Will I ever find my sweetheart?” And am I—am I or Megan Schroeder still an item—” which by the way, she broke up with me so much long ti—so much long ago because the contributors to that ED page… you broke the emotional streng—strength between us. You promoted such twists and turns to everything I have said [begins tapping PS3 controller against his hand to count the offenses] and drawn and written and whatnot… You broke up the best friendship, the best relationship, the closest I could ever have in this pitiful adult life! You did it! Every last one of you! If I could blame myself, I would definitely blame myself for drawing those five pictures! Those five drawings! And, by the way, that is not Crystal whose eyes are censored; [covers eyes with one hand momentarily] that is Megan! And just for—and just for—for taking it up—and twisting it around and such!
Think about it. Think about it! Weigh it on your conscience! Because nothing—no more official Sonichu art or work may—or may not—ever emerge… depending on the amount of hate that is decreased! That web page: taken off the Internet! I wish I'd never found that piece of shit in the first place, back on that Halloween of ’07, somewhere around there. And promoting the hatred, and… drawing such loose—such lucrid mockeries is not gonna further the story plot or have anything new created, or even gonna help in any way… as I am telling you this, right into my PlayStation Eye!
[sighs deeply] If I ever do find the one that is to be my sweetheart, I will give her such care, such tenderness, such love… we get around to the hanky-panky, that's fine, that's good… we get married. I will have my God-create—my God-called daughter! She will be taken care of… lovingly. Those of you mock me otherwise, with such frivolous, lucrid adultery… if I ever hear another—any more new stuff, it will weigh on your conscience, with me tearing at your souls… emotionally! Let that weigh on your conscience, for those of you who have already done so or are thinking about doing it!
I am not a pedofork, you dorks!
[sighs] I tell ya… so much anger, so much stress… it's hard to see straight. Let that, the result of all that you have contributed against me, weigh heavily like a 10,000-pound anvil! "Sixteen tons, whadd'ya get? Another day older and deeper in debt!" [pronounces the b in “debt”]
If I was not a baptized man over at the Methodist church by the University of Virginia, I'd tell every last one of you that contributed to the hatred and downpour, "Go to hell." But I can—but I would not even weigh that upon my worst enemy, because that—because I am more kind than ya think. Y'all just do not see that; y'all just twist my words around. [clears throat] I do not wish to see any more hatrey or adult mockery, and I want that Encyclopedia Dramatica page taken down forever! It will weigh heavily on your conscience each day that it is still up there.
[replaces glasses on face] I leave you with any other thoughts that you may have. But if you dare twist these words around, that will weigh worse on your conscience. The words that I provide from sound mind and heart… it will weigh heavily on you.
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See also
| ⇐ Chris Chan's Public Announcement | Chris's videos | Attention All Sonichu Fans (NOT HATERS) ⇒ |
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