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"'''Kill De Jack'''" (officially "'''12252009 - KillDeJack.mp4'''") is a video uploaded on 25 [[December 2009]] where [[Chris]] calls for the murder of [[Jack Thaddeus]] on the feast of the Prince of Peace (which Chris admits is [[Chris and religion|"not very Christmassey"]]) and complains about the [[gay]] banner ads on CWCipedia and the [[20 December 2009|recent Times Square billboard]] where he's supposedly seen in a gay bar. | "'''Kill De Jack'''" (officially "'''12252009 - KillDeJack.mp4'''") is a video uploaded on 25 [[December 2009]] where [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] calls for the murder of [[Jack Thaddeus]] on [[Christmas|the feast of the Prince of Peace]] (which Chris admits is [[Chris and religion|"not very Christmassey"]]) and complains about the [[gay]] banner ads on CWCipedia and the [[20 December 2009|recent Times Square billboard]] where he's supposedly seen in a gay bar. | ||
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| name = Kill De Jack | | name = Kill De Jack | ||
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| stardate = 25 [[December 2009]] | |||
| | | subject = {{Homos|text}} | ||
| | | style = {{Rage|text}} | ||
| | | saga = {{Clyde|text}} | ||
| | | shirt = {{YellowRedStripeShirt|text}} | ||
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| previous = [[Shout out to Fans in Hospital]] | | previous = [[Shout out to Fans in Hospital]] | ||
| next = [[Download For Play Only]] | | next = [[Download For Play Only]] | ||
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===Transcript=== | {{quote|I have to cover a whole section of my computer with a piece of paper... so I don't have to look at those goddamn things!}} | ||
=== Transcript === | |||
[[Captain's Log]], Stardate: Christmas Day, 2009. | [[Captain's Log]], Stardate: Christmas Day, 2009. | ||
I'm not going to beat around the bush even though the title of the video is not very [[Christmas | I'm not going to beat around the bush even though the title of the video is not very [[Christmas]]sey, I have to use [[PSEye|the camera that gives me skips]] in the audio because my camera's battery is being—is being so... | ||
[''Chris raises his [[Claw of Fail|claw]] and sighs.''] | [''Chris raises his [[Claw of Fail|claw]] and sighs.''] | ||
Anyway... I'm very angry at that [[Jack Thaddeus]]! He thinks he can get away with dragging the [[CWCipedia]] down into a hellhole with the... ads he put up there. [''sigh''] It makes me sick. EEERRRRRGGHHHH! [''pause, sigh''] Anyways, he thinks he's all high and mighty with that dang | Anyway... I'm very angry at that [[Jack Thaddeus]]! He thinks he can get away with dragging the [[CWCipedia]] down into a hellhole with the... ads he put up there. [''sigh''] It makes me sick. EEERRRRRGGHHHH! [''pause, sigh''] Anyways, he thinks he's all high and mighty with that dang voice of his. [''switches to a [[Speech impediment|bizarre high-pitched voice]], which is hard to understand''] "Hey! Look at me! I'm friggin' Jack Thaddeus! I got an alliance with [[Clyde Cash]] and I do [[12 October 2009|crazy]] animation, but [''Chris begins to mumble''] [[Clyde Cash|he]] doesn't care about it because he doesn't do nothin' kablah-de-blah-de-blah-de-blah-de-blahhhh!" Pfft. Anyway, [''sigh''] I'm so sick of him! Eerrrgh! I'm suck sick of those ads, and I'm not the only person who's sick of those goddamn ads. | ||
Every last one of those... [[CWCipedia#CWCipedia Advertisements|homosexual ads]]... Argh! I'm so mad! Argh! You know, [''raises claw''] Jack Thaddeus is nothing but a snivelling coward! Goddamn coward. And he h—he does not have even one Euro to his name, only American dollars... like about two hundred. And you know, that doesn't even cover 2000 euros, which, unfortunately, the euro is stronger than the American dollar at the time. Sad really. Anyway, collection agencies are gonna be on his ass, I tell you what. Anyway, I want those [[Homos|goddamn homosexual]] ads down! Enrgh! And also, another note: I'm a little frustrated about that billboard too! That's a lie! Set up by that stupid [[Clyde Cash]]! He uses another Photoshop picture of his... and posts it on the billboard... [''Chris pauses, looks panicked''] and everyone on the | Every last one of those... [[CWCipedia#CWCipedia Advertisements|homosexual ads]]... Argh! I'm so mad! Argh! You know, [''raises claw''] Jack Thaddeus is nothing but a snivelling coward! Goddamn coward. And he h—he does not have even one Euro to his name, only American dollars... like about two hundred. And you know, that doesn't even cover 2000 euros, which, unfortunately, the euro is stronger than the American dollar at the time. Sad really. Anyway, collection agencies are gonna be on his ass, I tell you what. Anyway, I want those [[Homos|goddamn homosexual]] ads down! Enrgh! And also, another note: I'm a little frustrated about that billboard too! That's a lie! Set up by that stupid [[Clyde Cash]]! He uses another Photoshop picture of his... and posts it on the billboard... [''Chris pauses, looks panicked''] and everyone on the Internet knows [[Chris and sex|I'm straight!]] And do not listen to anything that's on his [[YouTube]] account... whatsoever. | ||
Anyway, I'm very— Anyway, I'm more angry at that Jack Thaddeus and those ads! Those ads are going DOWN!! They are going down, and I'm going to ban those homosexual ads! I only like pleasant—I only like pleasant ads because I have to cope with those... [[Stress|I have to c—do what I can to cope with those frickin' ads nowadays.]] [[Homos#Defenses against becoming homo|I have to cover a whole section of my computer with a piece of paper... so I don't have to look at those goddamn things!]] And you [[Chris and hypocrisy|have a life!]] And I'm work—and I'm working so much nowadays! I miss the days when it was just simply the [[Audiobooks]] from [[Vivian Gee]]. And by the way, she's working very hard to [[PS3|upgrade]] them to be of better quality not to mess up DVD burners and all that. | Anyway, I'm very— Anyway, I'm more angry at that Jack Thaddeus and those ads! Those ads are going DOWN!! They are going down, and I'm going to ban those homosexual ads! I only like pleasant—I only like pleasant ads because I have to cope with those... [[Stress|I have to c—do what I can to cope with those frickin' ads nowadays.]] [[Homos#Defenses against becoming homo|I have to cover a whole section of my computer with a piece of paper... so I don't have to look at those goddamn things!]] And you [[Chris and hypocrisy|have a life!]] And I'm work—and I'm working so much nowadays! I miss the days when it was just simply the [[Audiobooks]] from [[Vivian Gee]]. And by the way, she's working very hard to [[PS3|upgrade]] them to be of better quality not to mess up DVD burners and all that. | ||
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Latest revision as of 19:27, 3 November 2024
"Kill De Jack" (officially "12252009 - KillDeJack.mp4") is a video uploaded on 25 December 2009 where Chris calls for the murder of Jack Thaddeus on the feast of the Prince of Peace (which Chris admits is "not very Christmassey") and complains about the gay banner ads on CWCipedia and the recent Times Square billboard where he's supposedly seen in a gay bar.
Description
| Down with Jack Thaddeus and his God Damn Homo Ads he has cast wrongfully on the Cwcipedia.
jackthethadius@yahoo.com; Plauge Him Back for his misdeeds! |
Video
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WARNING! This video features flamboyant levels of Tard Rage. |
| Kill De Jack | |
| Direct link | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 25 December 2009 |
| Subject Matter |  Homos
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| Performance Style |  Rage
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| Saga |  Clyde Cash
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| Shirt |  The Traffic Light
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| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous Shout out to Fans in Hospital |
next Download For Play Only |
| “ | I have to cover a whole section of my computer with a piece of paper... so I don't have to look at those goddamn things! | ” |
Transcript
Captain's Log, Stardate: Christmas Day, 2009.
I'm not going to beat around the bush even though the title of the video is not very Christmassey, I have to use the camera that gives me skips in the audio because my camera's battery is being—is being so...
[Chris raises his claw and sighs.]
Anyway... I'm very angry at that Jack Thaddeus! He thinks he can get away with dragging the CWCipedia down into a hellhole with the... ads he put up there. [sigh] It makes me sick. EEERRRRRGGHHHH! [pause, sigh] Anyways, he thinks he's all high and mighty with that dang voice of his. [switches to a bizarre high-pitched voice, which is hard to understand] "Hey! Look at me! I'm friggin' Jack Thaddeus! I got an alliance with Clyde Cash and I do crazy animation, but [Chris begins to mumble] he doesn't care about it because he doesn't do nothin' kablah-de-blah-de-blah-de-blah-de-blahhhh!" Pfft. Anyway, [sigh] I'm so sick of him! Eerrrgh! I'm suck sick of those ads, and I'm not the only person who's sick of those goddamn ads.
Every last one of those... homosexual ads... Argh! I'm so mad! Argh! You know, [raises claw] Jack Thaddeus is nothing but a snivelling coward! Goddamn coward. And he h—he does not have even one Euro to his name, only American dollars... like about two hundred. And you know, that doesn't even cover 2000 euros, which, unfortunately, the euro is stronger than the American dollar at the time. Sad really. Anyway, collection agencies are gonna be on his ass, I tell you what. Anyway, I want those goddamn homosexual ads down! Enrgh! And also, another note: I'm a little frustrated about that billboard too! That's a lie! Set up by that stupid Clyde Cash! He uses another Photoshop picture of his... and posts it on the billboard... [Chris pauses, looks panicked] and everyone on the Internet knows I'm straight! And do not listen to anything that's on his YouTube account... whatsoever.
Anyway, I'm very— Anyway, I'm more angry at that Jack Thaddeus and those ads! Those ads are going DOWN!! They are going down, and I'm going to ban those homosexual ads! I only like pleasant—I only like pleasant ads because I have to cope with those... I have to c—do what I can to cope with those frickin' ads nowadays. I have to cover a whole section of my computer with a piece of paper... so I don't have to look at those goddamn things! And you have a life! And I'm work—and I'm working so much nowadays! I miss the days when it was just simply the Audiobooks from Vivian Gee. And by the way, she's working very hard to upgrade them to be of better quality not to mess up DVD burners and all that.
But anyway... errrgh... Jack Thaddeus, you're going down! I'm not even going to talk to you anymore, so [middle finger] you, Jack.
To everybody else [flashes peace sign], hope you have a Merry Christmas and wish you all a pleasant day. Peace out.
See also
| ⇐ Shout out to Fans in Hospital | Chris's videos | Download For Play Only ⇒ |
 PS3 Hacking Saga
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People: Chris (JenkinsJinkies • Bill Riley) • Clyde Cash • Jack Thaddeus • Surfshack Tito • BlueSpike • Samantha Thaddeus • Katie Bay • Liquid Chris • PandaHalo | ||
| The Games: | The Prizes: | |
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| Coinciding Sagas: Clyde Cash, Julie, Tito, First Exile, Jackie, | ||
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