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* '''[[REAL Protest against the FAKE]]''' ''22 [[July 2009]]'' <small>(1:27)</small> {{Rage}} {{Liquid}} {{BlueTShirt}} {{DenimJacket}}<br/>Chris protests the beloved YouTube CWC impersonator, CChanSonichuCWC.
* '''[[REAL Protest against the FAKE]]''' ''22 [[July 2009]]'' <small>(1:27)</small> {{Rage}} {{Liquid}} {{BlueTShirt}} {{DenimJacket}}<br/>Chris protests the beloved YouTube CWC impersonator, CChanSonichuCWC.
* '''[[McIntire Park#Chris on NBC|Chris on NBC]]''' ''22 [[July 2009]]'' <small>(2:00)</small> {{Live}} <br/>Chris shows up in a news report on the McIntire Park controversy walking in the background.


*'''[[Do Not Dis C Ville]]''' ''23 [[July 2009]]'' <small>(3:05)</small> {{Liquid}} {{ClassicShortSleeve}} {{DenimJacket}}<br/>Chris equates the purely fictional CWCville with the real Charlottesville, presumably because they both start with a "C," and declares that impugning one is to impugn the other.
*'''[[Do Not Dis C Ville]]''' ''23 [[July 2009]]'' <small>(3:05)</small> {{Liquid}} {{ClassicShortSleeve}} {{DenimJacket}}<br/>Chris equates the purely fictional CWCville with the real Charlottesville, presumably because they both start with a "C," and declares that impugning one is to impugn the other.
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*'''[[The Contest NEVER was to Determine Who was Who]]''' ''15 [[August 2009]]'' <small>(5:12)</small> {{Music}} {{Liquid}} {{CreepyRobe}}<br/>Chris backpedals on the purpose of the SingStar Challenge.
*'''[[The Contest NEVER was to Determine Who was Who]]''' ''15 [[August 2009]]'' <small>(5:12)</small> {{Music}} {{Liquid}} {{CreepyRobe}}<br/>Chris backpedals on the purpose of the SingStar Challenge.
*'''[[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha Retraction]]''' ''15 [[August 2009]]'' <small>(0:50)</small> {{Reason}} {{trollsicon}} {{Other}} {{RedShirt}}<br/>Chris retracts his curse-ye-ha-me-has and gives forgiveness blessings.


* '''[[Guitar Rock Hero Band Revolution Notes]]''' ''16 [[August 2009]]'' <small>(7:35)</small> {{Video games}} {{Liquid}} {{RedShirt2}}{{DenimJacket}}<br/>Chris speaks about his opinions of ''Guitar Hero'' and ''Rock Band'', and addresses the kidnapping of CChanSonichuCWC.  
* '''[[Guitar Rock Hero Band Revolution Notes]]''' ''16 [[August 2009]]'' <small>(7:35)</small> {{Video games}} {{Liquid}} {{RedShirt2}}{{DenimJacket}}<br/>Chris speaks about his opinions of ''Guitar Hero'' and ''Rock Band'', and addresses the kidnapping of CChanSonichuCWC.  
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*'''[[Light His Mind's Darkest Hour]]''' ''16 [[August 2009]]'' <small>(2:56)</small> {{Liquid}} {{RedShirt2}} {{DenimJacket}}<br/>Chris preforms a Forgiveness Blessings on Liquid Chris.
*'''[[Light His Mind's Darkest Hour]]''' ''16 [[August 2009]]'' <small>(2:56)</small> {{Liquid}} {{RedShirt2}} {{DenimJacket}}<br/>Chris preforms a Forgiveness Blessings on Liquid Chris.


*'''[[CWC Fighter]]''' ''18 [[August 2009]]'' <small>(:37)</small> {{Crazy}} {{RedShirt2}} {{DenimJacket}}<br/>Chris does an interpretive dance that he mistakes for martial arts skills.
*'''[[McIntire Park#Chris in a Council Meeting|Chris in a Council Meeting]]''' ''17 [[August 2009]]'' <small>(1:00)</small> {{Reason}} {{Live}} <br/>Chris goes to a council meeting to preserve McIntire Park and speaks out of turn.
 
*'''[[CWC Fighter]]''' ''18 [[August 2009]]'' <small>(0:37)</small> {{Crazy}} {{Power}} {{RedShirt2}} {{DenimJacket}}<br/>Chris does an interpretive dance that he mistakes for martial arts skills.


* '''[[One Blessing, and One Curse]]''' ''18 [[August 2009]]'' <small>(3:32)</small> {{Rage}} {{RedShirt2}} {{DenimJacket}}<br/>Chris deals out some Forgiveness Blessings and [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]]s.
* '''[[One Blessing, and One Curse]]''' ''18 [[August 2009]]'' <small>(3:32)</small> {{Rage}} {{RedShirt2}} {{DenimJacket}}<br/>Chris deals out some Forgiveness Blessings and [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]]s.
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* '''[[Show RESPECT to me, "C"CWC]]''' ''22 [[August 2009]]'' <small>(4:33)</small> {{Music}} {{ClassicShirt}}<br/>Chris sings Aretha Franklin's "Respect," demanding people not only respect him but also praise him.  
* '''[[Show RESPECT to me, "C"CWC]]''' ''22 [[August 2009]]'' <small>(4:33)</small> {{Music}} {{ClassicShirt}}<br/>Chris sings Aretha Franklin's "Respect," demanding people not only respect him but also praise him.  


* '''[[Chris Chan creepy smile]]''' ''22 [[August 2009]]'' <small>(0:02)</small> {{Crazy}} {{ClassicShirt}} {{DenimJacket}} {{Leaked}}<br/>Chris smiles at the person recording creepily.  
* '''[[Chris Chan creepy smile]]''' ''22 [[August 2009]]'' <small>(0:02)</small> {{Crazy}} {{ClassicShortSleeve}} {{DenimJacket}} {{Leaked}}<br/>Chris smiles at the person recording creepily.  


* '''[[THAT IS MY HOUSE]]''' - ''27 [[August 2009]]'' <small>(2:58)</small> {{Rage}} {{GreenBlackTrim}}<br/>While Chris demands that the videos of his house he put up just 5 months earlier be taken down or he's in trouble, [[Bob Chandler]] makes an appearance, revealing why he wants the videos down.
* '''[[THAT IS MY HOUSE]]''' - ''27 [[August 2009]]'' <small>(2:58)</small> {{Rage}} {{Comedy}} {{Tragedy}} {{Reason}} {{Website}} {{GreenBlackTrim}}<br/>While Chris demands that the videos of his house he put up just 5 months earlier be taken down or he's in trouble, [[Bob Chandler]] makes an appearance, revealing why he wants the videos down.


* '''[[Bless the Fans, Curse the Trolls]]''' ''29 [[August 2009]]'' <small>(1:55)</small> {{Reason}} {{SeaGreenPolo}}<br/>Chris proclaims himself a hypocrite as he vows that the trolls will go to Hell for mocking him, along with the homos.
* '''[[Bless the Fans, Curse the Trolls]]''' ''29 [[August 2009]]'' <small>(1:55)</small> {{Reason}} {{Crazy}} {{Trollsicon}} {{SeaGreenPolo}}<br/>Chris proclaims himself a hypocrite as he vows that the trolls will go to Hell for mocking him, along with the homos.


* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 30th, 2009]]''' <small>(1:43)</small> {{Crazy}} {{RefereeShirt}}<br/>Chris claims to have not received any boxes from the USPS or UPS. He then goes on to prove he's completely insane by taking on a second personality: Christopher.
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 30th, 2009]]''' <small>(1:43)</small> {{Crazy}} {{RefereeShirt}}<br/>Chris claims to have not received any boxes from the USPS or UPS. He then goes on to prove he's completely insane by taking on a second personality: Christopher.
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* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 4th, 2009]]''' <small>(2:46)</small> {{Rage}} {{BlueThinStriped}}<br/>Chris thanks Vivian for his father's birthday present and also shows his displeasure at Vivian wanting to put the audiobooks on DVD and sell them, demanding that she remove all the videos and shut down her account before she can regain his respect again.  
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 4th, 2009]]''' <small>(2:46)</small> {{Rage}} {{BlueThinStriped}}<br/>Chris thanks Vivian for his father's birthday present and also shows his displeasure at Vivian wanting to put the audiobooks on DVD and sell them, demanding that she remove all the videos and shut down her account before she can regain his respect again.  


* '''[[Sign Destruction Video]]''' ''6 [[September 2009]]'' <small>(1:20)</small> {{Violence}} {{Rage}} {{ClassicShirt}}<br/>Chris shows his displeasure at Vivian's refusal to remove the videos by destroying the sign that was put on his front yard months earlier.
* '''[[Sign Destruction Video]]''' ''6 [[September 2009]]'' <small>(1:20)</small> {{Rage}} {{Violence}} {{Power}} {{Clyde}} {{Emily}} {{ClassicShortSleeve}}<br/>Chris shows his displeasure at Vivian's refusal to remove the videos by destroying the sign that was put on his front yard months earlier.


* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 10th, 2009]]''' <small>(1:46)</small> {{Video games}} {{RedShirt2}}<br/>Chris utterly dismisses a possible interview with Veronica Belmont of Playstation Magazine Europe as a troll, continuing to display his utter paranoia and control over what he wants to do and how he wants it.
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 10th, 2009]]''' <small>(1:46)</small> {{Video games}} {{RedShirt2}}<br/>Chris utterly dismisses a possible interview with Veronica Belmont of Playstation Magazine Europe as a troll, continuing to display his utter paranoia and control over what he wants to do and how he wants it.
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* '''[[Chris dispels videogame rumors]]''' ''13 [[September 2009]]'' <small>(4:30)</small> {{Video games}} {{RedPokeShirt}}<br/>Chris proclaims that Sega's Project Needlemouse game is NOT a Sonichu game.
* '''[[Chris dispels videogame rumors]]''' ''13 [[September 2009]]'' <small>(4:30)</small> {{Video games}} {{RedPokeShirt}}<br/>Chris proclaims that Sega's Project Needlemouse game is NOT a Sonichu game.


* '''[[Clyde Cash the kid video]]''' ''16 [[September 2009]]'' <small>(1:12)</small> {{Reason}} {{Clyde}} {{GreenWhiteStripe}}<br/>Chris wants his fans to call the cops on Clyde Cash, who he thinks is also Gregg Mays AND an elementary school kid!
* '''[[Clyde Cash the kid video]]''' ''16 [[September 2009]]'' <small>(1:12)</small> {{Reason}} {{Rage}} {{Smug}} {{Clyde}} {{GreenWhiteStripe}}<br/>Chris wants his fans to call the cops on Clyde Cash, who he thinks is also Gregg Mays AND an elementary school kid!


* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 19th, 2009]]''' <small>(1:14)</small> {{RefereeShirt}}<br/>Chris addresses a troll who is selling fake Sonichu merchandise.  
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 19th, 2009]]''' <small>(1:14)</small> {{RefereeShirt}}<br/>Chris addresses a troll who is selling fake Sonichu merchandise.  


* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 25th, 2009]]''' <small>(1:36)</small> {{WhiteBlackTrimShirt}}<br/>Chris addresses fake websites and unofficial Sonichu merchandise.  
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 25th, 2009]]''' <small>(1:36)</small> {{Website}} {{WhiteBlackTrimShirt}}<br/>Chris addresses fake websites and unofficial Sonichu merchandise.  


* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 29th, 2009]]''' <small>(8:02)</small> {{Clyde}} {{WhiteTShirt}}<br/>Chris claims to have a "Director's Cut" version of his DVD. He also claims Gregg Mays and Clyde Cash to be one and the same.
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 29th, 2009]]''' <small>(8:02)</small> {{Website}} {{Clyde}} {{WhiteTShirt}}<br/>Chris claims to have a "Director's Cut" version of his DVD. He also claims Gregg Mays and Clyde Cash to be one and the same.


==October 2009==
==October 2009==


* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2009]]''' <small>(1:59)</small> {{VertRedShirt}}<br/>Chris states that Barbara does not have AIDS, that he is straight, and that the trolls should grow up.  
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2009]]''' <small>(1:59)</small> {{Rumors}} {{VertRedShirt}}<br/>Chris states that Barbara does not have AIDS, that he is straight, and that the trolls should grow up.  


* '''[[Warning - Naughty Women ;)]]''' ''10 [[October 2009]]'' <small>(1:15)</small> {{Homos}} {{Reason}} {{VertRedShirt}}<br/>Chris tries to use his drawing of himself having sex with three women as evidence against allegations that he's a homosexual.
* '''[[Warning - Naughty Women ;)]]''' ''10 [[October 2009]]'' <small>(1:15)</small> {{Reason}} {{Rage}} {{Homos}} {{Sex}} {{VertRedShirt}}<br/>Chris tries to use his drawing of himself having sex with three women as evidence against allegations that he's a homosexual.


*'''[[Challenge for Clyde]]''' ''11 [[October 2009]]'' <small>(2:47)</small> {{Violence}} {{Rage}} {{Clyde}} {{StraightWhiteLinesShirt}}<br/>Christian calls out Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash for torturing his friends, then attempts to demonstrate how good of a fighter he is by punching a book, and then his own face.
*'''[[Challenge for Clyde]]''' ''11 [[October 2009]]'' <small>(2:47)</small> {{Rage}} {{Violence}} {{Clyde}} {{StraightWhiteLinesShirt}}<br/>Christian calls out Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash for torturing his friends, then attempts to demonstrate how good of a fighter he is by punching a book, and then his own face.


* '''[[Chris Loses It]]''' ''12 [[October 2009]]'' <small>(1:27)</small> {{Power}} {{Crazy}} {{DarkRedShirt}} {{Clyde}} <br/>Chris screams in the dark, falls off a chair, and throws things at his camera.
* '''[[Chris Loses It]]''' ''12 [[October 2009]]'' <small>(1:27)</small> {{Crazy}} {{Rage}} {{Comedy}} {{Power}} {{Clyde}} {{DarkRedShirt}} <br/>Chris screams in the dark, falls off a chair, and throws things at his camera.


* '''[[Challenge for Clyde II]]''' ''14 [[October 2009]]'' <small>(2:33)</small> {{Reason}} {{Clyde}} {{VertBlueGrayShirt}}<br/>Chris tells Clyde Cash/Gregg Mays to come out of hiding and fight him man-to-man.
* '''[[Challenge for Clyde II]]''' ''14 [[October 2009]]'' <small>(2:33)</small> {{Reason}} {{Clyde}} {{VertBlueGrayShirt}}<br/>Chris tells Clyde Cash/Gregg Mays to come out of hiding and fight him man-to-man.


* '''[[War Paint Video]]''' ''14 [[October 2009]]'' <small>(:59)</small> {{Racism}} {{Violence}} {{Crazy}} {{WhiteTShirt}}<br/>Chris unburies the <s>tomahawk</s> toy gun he used to shoot at the Adam Stackhouse photo, and calls a war-curse upon the trolls through his alleged Cherokee ancestry.
* '''[[War Paint Video]]''' ''14 [[October 2009]]'' <small>(:59)</small> {{Crazy}} {{Comedy}} {{Rage}} {{Racism}} {{Violence}} {{WhiteTShirt}}<br/>Chris unburies the <s>tomahawk</s> toy gun he used to shoot at the Adam Stackhouse photo, and calls a war-curse upon the trolls through his alleged Cherokee ancestry.


* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate October 15th, 2009]]''' <small>(2:34)</small> {{Liquid}} {{VertBlueGrayShirt}}<br/>Chris makes note of the return of [[CChanSonichuCWC]] to YouTube after being kidnapped and abandoned in the Sahara Desert.
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate October 15th, 2009]]''' <small>(2:34)</small> {{Reason}} {{Rumors}} {{Television}} {{Liquid}} {{VertBlueGrayShirt}}<br/>Chris makes note of the return of [[CChanSonichuCWC]] to YouTube after being kidnapped and abandoned in the Sahara Desert.


* '''[[Old Time Rock and Roll on Shredwud]]''' ''17 [[October 2009]]'' <small>(3:57)</small> {{Video games}} {{VertRedShirt}}<br/>Chris playing ''Guitar Hero'' on an expensive flat TV...on easy.
* '''[[Old Time Rock and Roll on Shredwud]]''' ''17 [[October 2009]]'' <small>(3:57)</small> {{Video games}} {{Music}} {{VertRedShirt}}<br/>Chris playing ''Guitar Hero'' on an expensive flat TV...on easy.


* '''[[Brutal Legend]]''' ''18 [[October 2009]]'' <small>(2:03)</small> {{Video games}} {{VertRedShirt}}<br/>Chris ''presumably'' plugs ''Brütal Legend'', but screws up the video to the point where there is no sound.
* '''[[Brutal Legend]]''' ''18 [[October 2009]]'' <small>(2:03)</small> {{Video games}} {{VertRedShirt}}<br/>Chris ''presumably'' plugs ''Brütal Legend'', but screws up the video to the point where there is no sound.
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* '''[[For Chris]]''' ''22 [[October 2009]]'' <small>(8:32)</small> {{Liquid}} {{VertRedShirt}}<br/>Chris, still seriously suffering from crappywebcamitis, lists a whole bunch of adjectives that don't really describe him.
* '''[[For Chris]]''' ''22 [[October 2009]]'' <small>(8:32)</small> {{Liquid}} {{VertRedShirt}}<br/>Chris, still seriously suffering from crappywebcamitis, lists a whole bunch of adjectives that don't really describe him.


* '''[[I Love You Kacey]]''' ''23 [[October 2009]]'' <small>(4:57)</small> {{Reason}} {{Liquid}} {{VertRedGreenShirt}}<br/>Thinking he may still have a chance at banging Liquid's girlfriend (after duping her in an attempt to get laid), Chris pours his heart out to her. Being the unselfish gentleman that he is, he also gives her express permission to date whoever she wants.
* '''[[I Love You Kacey]]''' ''23 [[October 2009]]'' <small>(4:57)</small> {{Reason}} {{Sex}} {{Liquid}} {{VertRedGreenShirt}}<br/>Thinking he may still have a chance at banging Liquid's girlfriend (after duping her in an attempt to get laid), Chris pours his heart out to her. Being the unselfish gentleman that he is, he also gives her express permission to date whoever she wants.


* '''[[10242009]]''' ''24 [[October 2009]]''<small>(:28)</small> {{Rage}} {{Clyde}} {{VertRedGreenShirt}}<br/>Chris delivers a brief message to Gregg Mays to let him know he is not scared of him.
* '''[[10242009]]''' ''24 [[October 2009]]''<small>(:28)</small> {{Rage}} {{Trollsicon}} {{Violence}} {{Clyde}} {{VertRedGreenShirt}}<br/>Chris delivers a brief message to Gregg Mays to let him know he is not scared of him.


* '''[[For Kacey II]]''' ''25 [[October 2009]]'' <small>(1:03)</small> {{Reason}} {{Liquid}} {{GreenWhiteStripe}}<br/>Chris belches out-er-belts out another confession of love for <s>[[Kacey]]</s> possible [[china]].
* '''[[For Kacey II]]''' ''25 [[October 2009]]'' <small>(1:03)</small> {{Reason}} {{Sex}} {{Liquid}} {{GreenWhiteStripe}}<br/>Chris belches out-er-belts out another confession of love for <s>[[Kacey]]</s> possible [[china]].


* '''[[To Clyde Gregg]]''' ''27 [[October 2009]]'' <small>(4:25)</small> {{Smug}} {{Clyde}} {{GreenWhiteStripe}}<br/>Chris declares his intentions to blackmail Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash by making threats to post a video that shows his real face.
* '''[[To Clyde Gregg]]''' ''27 [[October 2009]]'' <small>(4:25)</small> {{Smug}} {{Trollsicon}} {{Clyde}} {{GreenWhiteStripe}}<br/>Chris declares his intentions to blackmail Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash by making threats to post a video that shows his real face.


* '''[[ClydeGoingOnGregg1]]''' ''27 [[October 2009]]'' <small>(:53)</small> {{Smug}} {{Clyde}} {{Audio}}<br/>The first blackmail attempt towards Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash, which contains a picture of Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes with the head of some white guy plastered on. Chris makes some dubious claims that the head in question belongs to Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash.
* '''[[ClydeGoingOnGregg1]]''' ''27 [[October 2009]]'' <small>(0:53)</small> {{Smug}} {{Trollsicon}} {{Clyde}}<br/>The first blackmail attempt towards Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash, which contains a picture of Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes with the head of some white guy plastered on. Chris makes some dubious claims that the head in question belongs to Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash.


* '''[[For Chris II]]''' ''27 [[October 2009]]'' <small>(1:09)</small> {{Reason}} {{Liquid}} {{GreenWhiteStripe}}<br/>Chris tells Liquid Chris to "Back away from Kacey" and threatens to throw a hissy fit if his request is not obliged.
* '''[[For Chris II]]''' ''27 [[October 2009]]'' <small>(1:09)</small> {{Reason}} {{Trollsicon}} {{Violence}} {{Liquid}} {{GreenWhiteStripe}}<br/>Chris tells Liquid Chris to "Back away from Kacey" and threatens to throw a hissy fit if his request is not obliged.


* '''[[Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!!]]''' ''28 [[October 2009]]'' <small>(:25)</small> {{Comedy}} {{Smug}} {{Clyde}} {{Audio}}<br/>The second blackmail attempt towards Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash, which contains a picture of two drunk and lightly dressed women on top of each other. The one on the bottom has the head of a man in a Spider-Man mask plastered over her own. Chris claim this to be Gregg/Clyde's friend, Matt. That Chris is subtly (although it comes across as rather ham-handed) trying to make Gregg/Clyde look like a homo becomes clear.
* '''[[Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!!]]''' ''28 [[October 2009]]'' <small>(0:25)</small> {{Comedy}} {{Smug}} {{Trollsicon}} {{Clyde}}<br/>The second blackmail attempt towards Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash, which contains a picture of two drunk and lightly dressed women on top of each other. The one on the bottom has the head of a man in a Spider-Man mask plastered over her own. Chris claim this to be Gregg/Clyde's friend, Matt. That Chris is subtly (although it comes across as rather ham-handed) trying to make Gregg/Clyde look like a homo becomes clear.


* '''[[SHE IS MINE NOW]]''' ''29 [[October 2009]]'' <small>(4:27)</small> {{Smug}} {{Liquid}} {{TanWideLines}}<br/>With Aerosmith playing in the background, Chris raps (or makes an attempt to) and declares that Kacey is now his, and that he has defeated Liquid Chris.
* '''[[SHE IS MINE NOW]]''' ''29 [[October 2009]]'' <small>(4:27)</small> {{Smug}} {{Rage}} {{Music}} {{Violence}} {{Galpals}} {{Trollsicon}} {{Liquid}} {{TanWideLines}}<br/>With Aerosmith playing in the background, Chris raps (or makes an attempt to) and declares that Kacey is now his, and that he has defeated Liquid Chris.


* '''[[Clyde is Weaker than Water]]''' ''30 [[October 2009]]'' <small>(1:10)</small> {{Power}} {{Comedy}} {{Smug}} {{Clyde}} {{Audio}}<br/>The third blackmail attempt towards Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash, in which Chris calls Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash weak and reveals more of the picture he claims is of him. Chris manages to instantly thwart his own attempt to portray Gregg/Clyde as weak and gay by showing pictures of himself flexing his non-biceps while wearing his sports bra, which he calls a "[[muscle bra]]". And just to top it off, Chris says that more men should wear these "muscle bras".
* '''[[Clyde is Weaker than Water]]''' ''30 [[October 2009]]'' <small>(1:10)</small> {{Power}} {{Comedy}} {{Smug}} {{Clyde}}<br/>The third blackmail attempt towards Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash, in which Chris calls Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash weak and reveals more of the picture he claims is of him. Chris manages to instantly thwart his own attempt to portray Gregg/Clyde as weak and gay by showing pictures of himself flexing his non-biceps while wearing his sports bra, which he calls a "[[muscle bra]]". And just to top it off, Chris says that more men should wear these "muscle bras".


* '''[[30 Push-Ups]]''' ''30 [[October 2009]]'' <small>(1:29)</small> {{Power}} {{BlueTShirt}}<br/>Chris attempts to do pushups while wearing his sports bra, and, unsurprisingly, he fails.
* '''[[30 Push-Ups]]''' ''30 [[October 2009]]'' <small>(1:29)</small> {{Power}} {{BlueTShirt}}<br/>Chris attempts to do pushups while wearing his sports bra, and, unsurprisingly, he fails.


* '''[[Getting Foam Ed]]''' ''31 [[October 2009]]'' <small>(:32)</small> {{Comedy}} {{Smug}} {{Clyde}} {{Audio}}<br/>The fourth blackmail attempt towards Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash, in which Chris reveals even more of the picture of the white guy and the gay Spider-Man which he insists is of Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash and Matt. Chris also claims that Gregg/Clyde has an urine fetish.
* '''[[Getting Foam Ed]]''' ''31 [[October 2009]]'' <small>(0:32)</small> {{Comedy}} {{Smug}} {{Trollsicon}} {{Clyde}}<br/>The fourth blackmail attempt towards Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash, in which Chris reveals even more of the picture of the white guy and the gay Spider-Man which he insists is of Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash and Matt. Chris also claims that Gregg/Clyde has an urine fetish.


* '''[[My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey]]''' ''31 [[October 2009]]'' <small>(2:38)</small> {{Liquid}}<br/>Once again Chris tries to pose as Liquid Chris, this time by horribly mangling the song "A Whole New World" from ''Aladdin'' in response to one of Kacey's videos.
* '''[[My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey]]''' ''31 [[October 2009]]'' <small>(2:38)</small> {{Music}} {{Liquid}}<br/>Once again Chris tries to pose as Liquid Chris, this time by horribly mangling the song "A Whole New World" from ''Aladdin'' in response to one of Kacey's videos.


* '''[[Greetings to Kacey's folks]]''' ''31 [[October 2009]]'' <small>(2:31)</small> {{Liquid}} {{TanWideLines}}<br/>Chris addresses Kacey's parents and tries to portray himself as decent human being. In true Chris style, he does this by spewing a whole lot of bullshit and lies about himself.
* '''[[Greetings to Kacey's folks]]''' ''31 [[October 2009]]'' <small>(2:31)</small> {{Smug}} {{Reason}} {{Power}} {{Sex}} {{Liquid}} {{TanWideLines}}<br/>Chris addresses Kacey's parents and tries to portray himself as decent human being. In true Chris style, he does this by spewing a whole lot of bullshit and lies about himself.


==November 2009==
==November 2009==


* '''[[I AM STRONG]]''' ''1 [[November 2009]]'' <small>(:58)</small> {{Power}} {{Clyde}} {{Smug}} {{BlueLogoShirt}}<br/>Chris once again reiterates he is "strong." He attempts to flex, grunts a lot, and talks in a "deep" voice, and claims Clyde Cash/Gregg Mays is weak.
* '''[[I AM STRONG]]''' ''1 [[November 2009]]'' <small>(0:58)</small> {{Smug}} {{Crazy}} {{Power}} {{Clyde}} {{BlueLogoShirt}}<br/>Chris once again reiterates he is "strong." He attempts to flex, grunts a lot, and talks in a "deep" voice, and claims Clyde Cash/Gregg Mays is weak.


* '''[[Twin Falling Towers]]''' ''1 [[November 2009]]'' <small>(:30)</small> {{Comedy}} {{Smug}} {{Crazy}} {{Clyde}} {{Audio}}<br/>Chris 'shops the gay Spider-Man image over an image of the World Trade Center and mocks the terror attacks of 9/11 in a revolting attempt to blackmail Clyde Cash.
* '''[[Twin Falling Towers]]''' ''1 [[November 2009]]'' <small>(0:30)</small> {{Comedy}} {{Smug}} {{Crazy}} {{trollsicon}} {{Violence}} {{Clyde}}<br/>Chris 'shops the gay Spider-Man image over an image of the World Trade Center and mocks the terror attacks of 9/11 in a revolting attempt to blackmail Clyde Cash.


* '''[[It Will Never End]]''' ''1 [[November 2009]]'' <small>(:23)</small> {{Smug}} {{Clyde}} {{Audio}}<br/>In yet another entry in the Clyde Cash/Gregg Mays blackmail attempts, Chris reveals a large section of blank wall as well as the faces of the participants. He then claims these videos will never end, and flips off the camera.
* '''[[It Will Never End]]''' ''1 [[November 2009]]'' <small>(0:23)</small> {{Smug}} {{Trollsicon}} {{Clyde}}<br/>In yet another entry in the Clyde Cash/Gregg Mays blackmail attempts, Chris reveals a large section of blank wall as well as the faces of the participants. He then claims these videos will never end, and flips off the camera.


* '''[[Apology for 9/11 Joke]]''' ''2 [[November 2009]]'' <small>(2:19)</small> {{Clyde}} {{Tragedy}} {{Audio}}<br/>Chris makes a self-serving apology for the 9/11 joke...and then reuses the image in a slightly altered form in another threat against Clyde.
* '''[[Apology for 9/11 Joke]]''' ''2 [[November 2009]]'' <small>(2:19)</small> {{Tragedy}} {{Reason}} {{Smug}} {{Clyde}}<br/>Chris makes a self-serving apology for the 9/11 joke...and then reuses the image in a slightly altered form in another threat against Clyde.


* '''[[Rescuing Kacey From Christian W Chandler]]''' ''3 [[November 2009]]'' <small>(10:23)</small> {{Sex}} {{Video games}} {{Liquid}} {{Crazy}} {{RedStripeShirt}} {{Direct Feed}}<br/>Chris talks about the making of his Little Big Planet level for Kacey, kisses the camera, and plays through the ironically-titled Little Big Planet level he made for Kacey.
* '''[[Rescuing Kacey From Christian W Chandler]]''' ''3 [[November 2009]]'' <small>(10:23)</small> {{Crazy}} {{Sex}} {{Video games}} {{Liquid}} {{RedStripeShirt}} {{Direct Feed}}<br/>Chris talks about the making of his Little Big Planet level for Kacey, kisses the camera, and plays through the ironically-titled Little Big Planet level he made for Kacey.


* '''[[11042009 51 50|51 50]]''' ''4 [[November 2009]]'' <small>(4:09)</small> {{Power}} {{ParappaShirt}}<br/>Chris does hammer curls, poorly, with 12-packs of soda he claims weigh 50 pounds each. They don't.
* '''[[11042009 51 50|51 50]]''' ''4 [[November 2009]]'' <small>(4:09)</small> {{Power}} {{ParappaShirt}}<br/>Chris does hammer curls, poorly, with 12-packs of soda he claims weigh 50 pounds each. They don't.
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* '''[[Red Letter CWC Certified Day]]''' ''12 [[November 2009]]'' <small>(2:04)</small> {{Smug}} {{Clyde}} {{Liquid}} {{RefereeShirt}}<br/>Chris, suddenly happy after being dumped brutally, shows off the copyright certificate for Sonichu.
* '''[[Red Letter CWC Certified Day]]''' ''12 [[November 2009]]'' <small>(2:04)</small> {{Smug}} {{Clyde}} {{Liquid}} {{RefereeShirt}}<br/>Chris, suddenly happy after being dumped brutally, shows off the copyright certificate for Sonichu.


* '''[[11142009|Captain's Log, Stardate November 14 2009]]''' ''14 [[November 2009]]'' <small>(1:59)</small> {{Clyde}} {{RefereeShirt}} <br/>Chris fulfills his promise to upload a comic page, claims he has nothing on Craigslist and also claims to know people who know Clyde Cash's personal info.
* '''[[11142009|Captain's Log, Stardate November 14 2009]]''' ''14 [[November 2009]]'' <small>(1:59)</small> {{Comics}} {{Clyde}} {{RefereeShirt}} <br/>Chris fulfills his promise to upload a comic page, claims he has nothing on Craigslist and also claims to know people who know Clyde Cash's personal info.


* '''[[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation]]''' ''23 [[November 2009]]'' <small>(5:21)</small> {{Comics}} {{Fanart}} {{Smug}} {{ClassicShirt}}<br/>Chris, having completely recovered from the loss of Kacey, tries once again to pitch his incestuous, pedophilic porno-comic to businessmen as a comic for children, all while dropping his dox once more and wallowing in narcissism.
* '''[[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation]]''' ''23 [[November 2009]]'' <small>(5:21)</small> {{Smug}} {{Comics}} {{Fanart}} {{ClassicShirt}}<br/>Chris, having completely recovered from the loss of Kacey, tries once again to pitch his incestuous, pedophilic porno-comic to businessmen as a comic for children, all while dropping his dox once more and wallowing in narcissism.


* '''[[Sonichu Powerpoint]]''' ''24 [[November 2009]]'' <small>(18:34)</small> {{Comics}} {{Audio}}<br/>Chris does a video version of [[The Sonichu Chronicles]]...with a hand-held camera.
* '''[[Sonichu Powerpoint]]''' ''24 [[November 2009]]'' <small>(18:34)</small> {{Comics}}<br/>Chris does a video version of [[The Sonichu Chronicles]]...with a hand-held camera.


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* '''[[Holiday Greetings]]''' ''5 [[December 2009]]'' <small>(1:28)</small> {{Comics}} {{Crazy}} {{Smug}} {{SafetyParka}}<br/>Chris seemingly draws Sonichu in the snow and wishes everybody happy holidays. In reality he just praises his comic again and not-so-subtly compares it to the coming of Jesus.
* '''[[Holiday Greetings]]''' ''5 [[December 2009]]'' <small>(1:28)</small> {{Comics}} {{Crazy}} {{Smug}} {{SafetyParka}}<br/>Chris seemingly draws Sonichu in the snow and wishes everybody happy holidays. In reality he just praises his comic again and not-so-subtly compares it to the coming of Jesus.


* '''[[9 December 2009|Captain's Log, Stardate December 9th, 2009]]''' ''9 [[December 2009]]'' <small>(8:08)</small> {{Homos}} {{Rumors}} {{Galpals}} {{(Handouts)}} {{Reason}} {{Crazy}} {{VertBlueGrayShirt}}<br/>Chris talks about his disgust for the homosexual ads [[Jack Thaddeus]] has placed on CWCipedia and begs his TRUE and LOYAL fans in Europe to donate him money to get them removed. He then goes on access some rumors he have heard about a future Family Guy episode featuring him, and tells about his ideas for the episode which is just a bunch of narcissistic self-promoting bullshit. He also want his new gal-pal to voice Rosechu.
* '''[[9 December 2009|Captain's Log, Stardate December 9th, 2009]]''' ''9 [[December 2009]]'' <small>(8:08)</small> {{Reason}} {{Crazy}} {{Homos}} {{Rumors}} {{Galpals}} {{(Handouts)}} {{VertBlueGrayShirt}}<br/>Chris talks about his disgust for the homosexual ads [[Jack Thaddeus]] has placed on CWCipedia and begs his TRUE and LOYAL fans in Europe to donate him money to get them removed. He then goes on access some rumors he have heard about a future Family Guy episode featuring him, and tells about his ideas for the episode which is just a bunch of narcissistic self-promoting bullshit. He also want his new gal-pal to voice Rosechu.


* '''[[Fanmail Reading]]''' ''10 [[December 2009]]'' <small>(10:00)</small> {{OrangeShirt}}<br/>Chris reads some of the fan letters he's received through the mail, and then complains about the quality of the free things given to him.
* '''[[Fanmail Reading]]''' ''10 [[December 2009]]'' <small>(10:00)</small> {{OrangeShirt}}<br/>Chris reads some of the fan letters he's received through the mail, and then complains about the quality of the free things given to him.
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* '''[[Congrats, Jack Black]]''' ''12 [[December 2009]]'' <small>(1:57)</small> {{Video games}} {{RedYellowStripeShirt}}<br/>Chris congratulates Jack Black for winning an award for ''Brutal Legend'' in the Spike TV Video Game Awards, an awards show that nobody cares about.
* '''[[Congrats, Jack Black]]''' ''12 [[December 2009]]'' <small>(1:57)</small> {{Video games}} {{RedYellowStripeShirt}}<br/>Chris congratulates Jack Black for winning an award for ''Brutal Legend'' in the Spike TV Video Game Awards, an awards show that nobody cares about.


* '''[[IPods Down and Listen Up]]''' ''15 [[December 2009]]'' <small>(1:43)</small> {{Music}} {{Crazy}} {{StraightWhiteLinesShirt}}<br/>Chris attempts a freestyle rap, where he suggests that he has taken Viagra, and it has given him the confidence to rape women to produce tiger/panther cubs (or so his lyrics go). In reality, Chris's doctor has told him he has a vitamin deficiency and Chris is acting like the vitamins he's taken are <s>Viagra</s> crystal meth.
* '''[[IPods Down and Listen Up]]''' ''15 [[December 2009]]'' <small>(1:43)</small> {{Crazy}} {{Music}} {{Sex}} {{StraightWhiteLinesShirt}}<br/>Chris attempts a freestyle rap, where he suggests that he has taken Viagra, and it has given him the confidence to rape women to produce tiger/panther cubs (or so his lyrics go). In reality, Chris's doctor has told him he has a vitamin deficiency and Chris is acting like the vitamins he's taken are <s>Viagra</s> crystal meth.


* '''[[Hello, Juffalo]]''' ''18 [[December 2009]]'' <small>(5:53)</small> {{Crazy}} {{Music}} {{Galpals}} {{StraightWhiteLinesShirt}}<br/>Chris tries to sing over another song, this time by Insane Clown Posse labelmates Dark Lotus. He has painted his face in the manner of a Juggalo, and also Sonichu, and fails at reciting the lyrics despite obviously reading them from a piece of paper.
* '''[[Hello, Juffalo]]''' ''18 [[December 2009]]'' <small>(5:53)</small> {{Crazy}} {{Music}} {{Galpals}} {{StraightWhiteLinesShirt}}<br/>Chris tries to sing over another song, this time by Insane Clown Posse labelmates Dark Lotus. He has painted his face in the manner of a Juggalo, and also Sonichu, and fails at reciting the lyrics despite obviously reading them from a piece of paper.
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* '''[[20 December 2009|Captain's Log, Stardate December 20th, 2009]]''' ''20 [[December 2009]]'' <small>(2:40)</small> {{Rumors}} {{GreenWideLinesShirt}}<br/>Chris complains about a Times Square billboard bearing his image and tortures a cat.
* '''[[20 December 2009|Captain's Log, Stardate December 20th, 2009]]''' ''20 [[December 2009]]'' <small>(2:40)</small> {{Rumors}} {{GreenWideLinesShirt}}<br/>Chris complains about a Times Square billboard bearing his image and tortures a cat.


* '''[[A Sonichu Day]]''' ''24 [[December 2009]]'' <small>(9:16)</small> {{Comedy}} {{YellowRedStripeShirt}}<br/>Chris helpfully illustrates what boring chores [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] have to deal with using the power of Lego minifigures.
* '''[[A Sonichu Day]]''' ''24 [[December 2009]]'' <small>(9:16)</small> {{Comedy}} {{Crazy}} {{YellowRedStripeShirt}}<br/>Chris helpfully illustrates what boring chores [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] have to deal with using the power of Lego minifigures.


* '''[[Shout out to Fans in Hospital]]''' ''24 [[December 2009]]'' <small>(1:20)</small> {{RedYellowStripeShirt}} {{Website}}<br/>Chris gives a shout-out to the Columbine shooters because "they got into a car accident and are now in the hospital".
* '''[[Shout out to Fans in Hospital]]''' ''24 [[December 2009]]'' <small>(1:20)</small> {{Reason}} {{Website}} {{RedYellowStripeShirt}}<br/>Chris gives a shout-out to the Columbine shooters because "they got into a car accident and are now in the hospital".


* '''[[Kill De Jack]]''' ''25 [[December 2009]]'' <small>(3:21)</small> {{Rage}} {{Clyde}} {{YellowRedStripeShirt}}<br/>Chris make a video endorsing murder of [[Jack Thaddeus]] for the ads he's putting on his site. Clyde Cash is also mentioned.
* '''[[Kill De Jack]]''' ''25 [[December 2009]]'' <small>(3:21)</small> {{Rage}} {{Homos}} {{Clyde}} {{YellowRedStripeShirt}}<br/>Chris make a video endorsing murder of [[Jack Thaddeus]] for the ads he's putting on his site. Clyde Cash is also mentioned.


* '''[[Download For Play Only]]''' ''26 [[December 2009]]'' <small>(3:44)</small> {{Homos}} {{Video games}} {{Website}} {{Clyde}} {{YellowRedStripeShirt}}<br/>Chris rambles about how we should be able to download LBP levels and how a game's merchandise is its wedding ring and forbids everyone to alter his custom levels. He elegantly changes the subject at the end of the video to request the murder of [[Jack Thaddeus]] in revenge for the homo ads.
* '''[[Download For Play Only]]''' ''26 [[December 2009]]'' <small>(3:44)</small> {{Homos}} {{Video games}} {{Website}} {{Clyde}} {{YellowRedStripeShirt}}<br/>Chris rambles about how we should be able to download LBP levels and how a game's merchandise is its wedding ring and forbids everyone to alter his custom levels. He elegantly changes the subject at the end of the video to request the murder of [[Jack Thaddeus]] in revenge for the homo ads.


* '''[[To Clyde and Jack]]''' ''27 [[December 2009]]'' <small>(3:25)</small> {{Homos}} {{Rage}} {{Clyde}} {{YellowRedStripeShirt}}<br/>Chris states that he likes homosexuals, implies that Clyde Cash and Jack Thaddeus's actions harm the LGBT community, and suggests that the two aforementioned trolls commit suicide and rot in [[Ruckersville, VA|Hell]].
* '''[[To Clyde and Jack]]''' ''27 [[December 2009]]'' <small>(3:25)</small> {{Rage}} {{Homos}} {{Clyde}} {{YellowRedStripeShirt}}<br/>Chris states that he likes homosexuals, implies that Clyde Cash and Jack Thaddeus's actions harm the LGBT community, and suggests that the two aforementioned trolls commit suicide and rot in [[Ruckersville, VA|Hell]].


* '''[[Address to my Cwcipedia SysOp]]''' ''31 [[December 2009]]'' <small>(1:42)</small> {{Website}} {{Clyde}} {{reason}} {{DangerStripeShirt}}<br/>Chris ask to the CWCipedia's Sysop to remove the ad right next to the title of his front page. He also wishes for the suicide of Clyde Cash and Jack Thaddeus.<noinclude>{{usage|1=This template is used to generate a segment of the content on the [[List of Videos]] page. This way, the article itself is much easier to manage. The format for using this template is as follows:<br />  
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July 2009

  • Captain's Log, Stardate July 1st, 2009 (2:20) RumorsRumors Red & WhiteRed & White
    Chris denies that he was responsible for the untimely death of CWCville Mayor BILLY MAYS. He also mentions that he's continuing his Love Quest and that he will finish the long-awaited Sonichu Comic.
  • For G4s Web Soup (1:33) ReasonReason TelevisionTelevision Red & WhiteRed & White
    Chris is honored for being on Web Soup.
  • The July 10th Messages 10 July 2009 (3:50) RageRage CrazyCrazy The RefereeRefereeshirt.PNG
    Chris "calls out" three people by insulting them and spitting out death threats, and gets his YouTube account suspended.
  • Chris's Big Night Out II 12 July 2009 (8:21) RageRage CrazyCrazy MusicMusic SexSex GalpalsGalpals OtherUnknownIcon.png EmilyEmily The RefereeRefereeshirt.PNG LiveLive
    Chris goes to various places with Kim Wilson, gets drunk, and does karaoke.
  • Rollin' and Trollin' 17 July 2009 (7:57) SmugSmug ComedyComedy MusicMusic TrollsTrolls PoliticsPolitics Trollin' StyleTrollinstyle.png LiveLive
    Chris gives a tour of CWCville, then proclaims that he has been trolling everyone from the start, inspiring Liquid Chris.
  • CWC Trollin More 19 July 2009 (0:31) SmugSmug ComedyComedy Red StuttgartRedshirt2.png Denim JacketTruckerSprite.png
    Chris retcons the previous video and proclaims that he is, indeed, a fat, jobless, slob of a manchild.
  • Chris on NBC 22 July 2009 (2:00) LiveLive
    Chris shows up in a news report on the McIntire Park controversy walking in the background.
  • Do Not Dis C Ville 23 July 2009 (3:05) LiquidLiquid The Classic Short SleeveClassicshort.png Denim JacketTruckerSprite.png
    Chris equates the purely fictional CWCville with the real Charlottesville, presumably because they both start with a "C," and declares that impugning one is to impugn the other.
  • It's UGH! 24 July 2009 (4:13) ComedyComedy TragedyTragedy RageRage HomosHomos MusicMusic HomosHomos PS3 HackingPS3 Hacking Brown with Blue LogoBrownlogoshirt2.png
    Chris sings Tomboy's "OK2bgay" while doing his best Tom Waits impression.
  • It's____ 24 July 2009 (4:07) ComedyComedy CrazyCrazy RageRage HomosHomos MusicMusic PS3 HackingPS3 Hacking
    Chris sings Tomboy's "OK2bgay" while donning a police costume he borrowed from one of his sex dolls.
  • Cwc dare 24 July 2009 (4:01) MusicMusic HomosHomos Red with Black TrimRedblacktrim.png Denim JacketTruckerSprite.png
    Chris sings Stan Bush's "Dare".
  • Chris humps his PS3 24 July 2009 (8:11) RageRage CrazyCrazy SexSex Video gamesVideo games PowerPower PS3 HackingPS3 Hacking Blue T-ShirtBlueTshirt.png LeakedLeaked
    Chris dry humps his PS3 for 8 minutes.
  • SingStar Challenge Round 1 31 July 2009 (4:51)ReasonReason MusicMusic LiquidLiquid Classic ShirtClassic Shirt
    Chris sings "Sonic Boom" from the Sonic the Hedgehog Boom CD and addresses accusations of cheating, while Liquid Chris sings "You're Pitiful" by "Weird Al" Yankovic.

August 2009

  • SingStar Challenge Round 2 1 August 2009 (4:06) MusicMusic LiquidLiquid ParappaParappa
    Chris sings "Don't Say You Love Me" by M2M, while Liquid Chris sings "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" by Will Smith and is accused by Chris of ad-libbing based solely on the video title.
  • SingStar Challenge Round 3 3 August 2009 (9:03) MusicMusic RumorsRumors LiquidLiquid Green and WhiteGreenwhiteshirt.png
    Chris sings "Autumn Goodbye" by Britney Spears and tries to use his high school yearbook to prove his identity, while Liquid Chris sings "Heaven" by Bryan Adams.
  • SingStar Challenge Round 4 4 August 2009 (4:01) TragedyTragedy MusicMusic LiquidLiquid Classic ShirtClassic Shirt
    Chris sings "The Touch" by Stan Bush, while Liquid Chris sings "Think Twice" by Eve 6; both contestants announce their rival's songs for the final round.
  • SingStar Challenge Round 5 5 August 2009 (12:07) ReasonReason MusicMusic SexSex LiquidLiquid PokéShirtPokéShirt Brown with LogoBrownshirtwithlogo.png
    Chris sings "Smell Yo Dick" by Riskay, and replaces "dick" with the word "duck," while Liquid Chris makes him sing it again and sings "Lift Up Your Eyes" by the Planetshakers.
  • CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!! 6 August 2009 (4:31) RageRage RumorsRumors MusicMusic LiquidLiquid The JokerThe Joker
    Chris demands that Liquid Chris sing the full-length of the final song and tells people he is not "IAN!!! BRANDON!!! SOMETHING!!!".
  • NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!! 14 August 2009 (2:48) RageRage ViolenceViolence LiquidLiquid Red with Black TrimRedblacktrim.png
    When Liquid Chris declares himself the winner of the SingStar Challenge, moving on to make Sonichu into a multimedia franchise and marrying his girl friend, Chris blows his lid.
  • CWC Fighter 18 August 2009 (0:37) CrazyCrazy PowerPower Red StuttgartRedshirt2.png Denim JacketTruckerSprite.png
    Chris does an interpretive dance that he mistakes for martial arts skills.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate August 20th, 2009 (1:56) ComicsComics WebsiteWebsite Green White StripeGreen White Stripe Denim JacketTruckerSprite.png
    Chris announces his DeviantArt account as an alternative site for viewing his comic pages during the outage of Cwcipedia. He also claims that trolls are assuming his identity in attempts to trick various "companies," and that this will not succeed.
  • THAT IS MY HOUSE - 27 August 2009 (2:58) RageRage ComedyComedy TragedyTragedy ReasonReason WebsiteWebsite Green with Black TrimGreenblacktrim.png
    While Chris demands that the videos of his house he put up just 5 months earlier be taken down or he's in trouble, Bob Chandler makes an appearance, revealing why he wants the videos down.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate August 30th, 2009 (1:43) CrazyCrazy The RefereeRefereeshirt.PNG
    Chris claims to have not received any boxes from the USPS or UPS. He then goes on to prove he's completely insane by taking on a second personality: Christopher.

September 2009

  • Captain's Log, Stardate September 4th, 2009 (2:46) RageRage Blue with Thin StripesBlueThinStripes.png
    Chris thanks Vivian for his father's birthday present and also shows his displeasure at Vivian wanting to put the audiobooks on DVD and sell them, demanding that she remove all the videos and shut down her account before she can regain his respect again.
  • Sign Destruction Video 6 September 2009 (1:20) RageRage ViolenceViolence PowerPower ClydeClyde EmilyEmily The Classic Short SleeveClassicshort.png
    Chris shows his displeasure at Vivian's refusal to remove the videos by destroying the sign that was put on his front yard months earlier.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate September 10th, 2009 (1:46) Video gamesVideo games Red StuttgartRedshirt2.png
    Chris utterly dismisses a possible interview with Veronica Belmont of Playstation Magazine Europe as a troll, continuing to display his utter paranoia and control over what he wants to do and how he wants it.
  • Clyde Cash the kid video 16 September 2009 (1:12) ReasonReason RageRage SmugSmug ClydeClyde Green White StripeGreen White Stripe
    Chris wants his fans to call the cops on Clyde Cash, who he thinks is also Gregg Mays AND an elementary school kid!

October 2009

  • Warning - Naughty Women ;) 10 October 2009 (1:15) ReasonReason RageRage HomosHomos SexSex Vert RedVert Red
    Chris tries to use his drawing of himself having sex with three women as evidence against allegations that he's a homosexual.
  • Challenge for Clyde 11 October 2009 (2:47) RageRage ViolenceViolence ClydeClyde Straight White LinesStraight White Lines
    Christian calls out Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash for torturing his friends, then attempts to demonstrate how good of a fighter he is by punching a book, and then his own face.
  • Chris Loses It 12 October 2009 (1:27) CrazyCrazy RageRage ComedyComedy PowerPower ClydeClyde Dark RedDark Red
    Chris screams in the dark, falls off a chair, and throws things at his camera.
  • War Paint Video 14 October 2009 (:59) CrazyCrazy ComedyComedy RageRage RacismRacism ViolenceViolence White TWhite T
    Chris unburies the tomahawk toy gun he used to shoot at the Adam Stackhouse photo, and calls a war-curse upon the trolls through his alleged Cherokee ancestry.
  • Brutal Legend 18 October 2009 (2:03) Video gamesVideo games Vert RedVert Red
    Chris presumably plugs Brütal Legend, but screws up the video to the point where there is no sound.
  • Brutal Legend Plus 21 October 2009 (3:16) ComedyComedy Video gamesVideo games LiquidLiquid Straight White LinesStraight White Lines
    Chris uploads another version of the previous video with sound this time, albeit with several skips due to PSEye neglect. He does indeed plug the game Brütal Legend and also takes a moment to hypocritically ridicule trolls.
  • For Chris 22 October 2009 (8:32) LiquidLiquid Vert RedVert Red
    Chris, still seriously suffering from crappywebcamitis, lists a whole bunch of adjectives that don't really describe him.
  • I Love You Kacey 23 October 2009 (4:57) ReasonReason SexSex LiquidLiquid Red Green StripeRedgreenvertstripe.png
    Thinking he may still have a chance at banging Liquid's girlfriend (after duping her in an attempt to get laid), Chris pours his heart out to her. Being the unselfish gentleman that he is, he also gives her express permission to date whoever she wants.
  • 10242009 24 October 2009(:28) RageRage TrollsTrolls ViolenceViolence ClydeClyde Red Green StripeRedgreenvertstripe.png
    Chris delivers a brief message to Gregg Mays to let him know he is not scared of him.
  • To Clyde Gregg 27 October 2009 (4:25) SmugSmug TrollsTrolls ClydeClyde Green White StripeGreen White Stripe
    Chris declares his intentions to blackmail Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash by making threats to post a video that shows his real face.
  • ClydeGoingOnGregg1 27 October 2009 (0:53) SmugSmug TrollsTrolls ClydeClyde
    The first blackmail attempt towards Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash, which contains a picture of Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes with the head of some white guy plastered on. Chris makes some dubious claims that the head in question belongs to Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash.
  • For Chris II 27 October 2009 (1:09) ReasonReason TrollsTrolls ViolenceViolence LiquidLiquid Green White StripeGreen White Stripe
    Chris tells Liquid Chris to "Back away from Kacey" and threatens to throw a hissy fit if his request is not obliged.
  • Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!! 28 October 2009 (0:25) ComedyComedy SmugSmug TrollsTrolls ClydeClyde
    The second blackmail attempt towards Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash, which contains a picture of two drunk and lightly dressed women on top of each other. The one on the bottom has the head of a man in a Spider-Man mask plastered over her own. Chris claim this to be Gregg/Clyde's friend, Matt. That Chris is subtly (although it comes across as rather ham-handed) trying to make Gregg/Clyde look like a homo becomes clear.
  • SHE IS MINE NOW 29 October 2009 (4:27) SmugSmug RageRage MusicMusic ViolenceViolence GalpalsGalpals TrollsTrolls LiquidLiquid Tan Wide LinesTanwidestripeshirt.png
    With Aerosmith playing in the background, Chris raps (or makes an attempt to) and declares that Kacey is now his, and that he has defeated Liquid Chris.
  • Clyde is Weaker than Water 30 October 2009 (1:10) PowerPower ComedyComedy SmugSmug ClydeClyde
    The third blackmail attempt towards Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash, in which Chris calls Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash weak and reveals more of the picture he claims is of him. Chris manages to instantly thwart his own attempt to portray Gregg/Clyde as weak and gay by showing pictures of himself flexing his non-biceps while wearing his sports bra, which he calls a "muscle bra". And just to top it off, Chris says that more men should wear these "muscle bras".
  • 30 Push-Ups 30 October 2009 (1:29) PowerPower Blue T-ShirtBlueTshirt.png
    Chris attempts to do pushups while wearing his sports bra, and, unsurprisingly, he fails.
  • Getting Foam Ed 31 October 2009 (0:32) ComedyComedy SmugSmug TrollsTrolls ClydeClyde
    The fourth blackmail attempt towards Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash, in which Chris reveals even more of the picture of the white guy and the gay Spider-Man which he insists is of Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash and Matt. Chris also claims that Gregg/Clyde has an urine fetish.
  • Greetings to Kacey's folks 31 October 2009 (2:31) SmugSmug ReasonReason PowerPower SexSex LiquidLiquid Tan Wide LinesTanwidestripeshirt.png
    Chris addresses Kacey's parents and tries to portray himself as decent human being. In true Chris style, he does this by spewing a whole lot of bullshit and lies about himself.

November 2009

  • I AM STRONG 1 November 2009 (0:58) SmugSmug CrazyCrazy PowerPower ClydeClyde Blue with LogoBluelogoshirt.png
    Chris once again reiterates he is "strong." He attempts to flex, grunts a lot, and talks in a "deep" voice, and claims Clyde Cash/Gregg Mays is weak.
  • Twin Falling Towers 1 November 2009 (0:30) ComedyComedy SmugSmug CrazyCrazy TrollsTrolls ViolenceViolence ClydeClyde
    Chris 'shops the gay Spider-Man image over an image of the World Trade Center and mocks the terror attacks of 9/11 in a revolting attempt to blackmail Clyde Cash.
  • It Will Never End 1 November 2009 (0:23) SmugSmug TrollsTrolls ClydeClyde
    In yet another entry in the Clyde Cash/Gregg Mays blackmail attempts, Chris reveals a large section of blank wall as well as the faces of the participants. He then claims these videos will never end, and flips off the camera.
  • Apology for 9/11 Joke 2 November 2009 (2:19) TragedyTragedy ReasonReason SmugSmug ClydeClyde
    Chris makes a self-serving apology for the 9/11 joke...and then reuses the image in a slightly altered form in another threat against Clyde.
  • Rescuing Kacey From Christian W Chandler 3 November 2009 (10:23) CrazyCrazy SexSex Video gamesVideo games LiquidLiquid Red StripeRed Stripe MachinimaMachinima
    Chris talks about the making of his Little Big Planet level for Kacey, kisses the camera, and plays through the ironically-titled Little Big Planet level he made for Kacey.
  • 51 50 4 November 2009 (4:09) PowerPower ParappaParappa
    Chris does hammer curls, poorly, with 12-packs of soda he claims weigh 50 pounds each. They don't.
  • No More Jokes 4 November 2009 (1:36) SmugSmug ClydeClyde AudioAudio
    Chris reveals the inoffensive "gay Spider-man" picture, and is seemingly disgusted by it. YouTube pulls the video for some reason.
  • CWC is Sad 10 November 2009 (2:44) TragedyTragedy LiquidLiquid Danger StripeDangerstripeshirt.PNG
    Chris tears up and congratulates Kacey on her marriage with Liquid Chris.
  • CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation 23 November 2009 (5:21) SmugSmug ComicsComics Fan ArtFan Art Classic ShirtClassic Shirt
    Chris, having completely recovered from the loss of Kacey, tries once again to pitch his incestuous, pedophilic porno-comic to businessmen as a comic for children, all while dropping his dox once more and wallowing in narcissism.

December 2009

  • Holiday Greetings 5 December 2009 (1:28) ComicsComics CrazyCrazy SmugSmug Safety ParkaSafetyparka.png
    Chris seemingly draws Sonichu in the snow and wishes everybody happy holidays. In reality he just praises his comic again and not-so-subtly compares it to the coming of Jesus.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate December 9th, 2009 9 December 2009 (8:08) ReasonReason CrazyCrazy HomosHomos RumorsRumors GalpalsGalpals HandoutsHandouts Vert Blue Grey ShirtVert Blue Grey Shirt
    Chris talks about his disgust for the homosexual ads Jack Thaddeus has placed on CWCipedia and begs his TRUE and LOYAL fans in Europe to donate him money to get them removed. He then goes on access some rumors he have heard about a future Family Guy episode featuring him, and tells about his ideas for the episode which is just a bunch of narcissistic self-promoting bullshit. He also want his new gal-pal to voice Rosechu.
  • Fanmail Reading 10 December 2009 (10:00) OrangeOrange
    Chris reads some of the fan letters he's received through the mail, and then complains about the quality of the free things given to him.
  • Congrats, Jack Black 12 December 2009 (1:57) Video gamesVideo games Red Yellow StripeRed Yellow Stripe
    Chris congratulates Jack Black for winning an award for Brutal Legend in the Spike TV Video Game Awards, an awards show that nobody cares about.
  • IPods Down and Listen Up 15 December 2009 (1:43) CrazyCrazy MusicMusic SexSex Straight White LinesStraight White Lines
    Chris attempts a freestyle rap, where he suggests that he has taken Viagra, and it has given him the confidence to rape women to produce tiger/panther cubs (or so his lyrics go). In reality, Chris's doctor has told him he has a vitamin deficiency and Chris is acting like the vitamins he's taken are Viagra crystal meth.
  • Hello, Juffalo 18 December 2009 (5:53) CrazyCrazy MusicMusic GalpalsGalpals Straight White LinesStraight White Lines
    Chris tries to sing over another song, this time by Insane Clown Posse labelmates Dark Lotus. He has painted his face in the manner of a Juggalo, and also Sonichu, and fails at reciting the lyrics despite obviously reading them from a piece of paper.
  • Kill De Jack 25 December 2009 (3:21) RageRage HomosHomos ClydeClyde Yellow & Red StripeYellow & Red Stripe
    Chris make a video endorsing murder of Jack Thaddeus for the ads he's putting on his site. Clyde Cash is also mentioned.
  • Download For Play Only 26 December 2009 (3:44) HomosHomos Video gamesVideo games WebsiteWebsite ClydeClyde Yellow & Red StripeYellow & Red Stripe
    Chris rambles about how we should be able to download LBP levels and how a game's merchandise is its wedding ring and forbids everyone to alter his custom levels. He elegantly changes the subject at the end of the video to request the murder of Jack Thaddeus in revenge for the homo ads.
  • To Clyde and Jack 27 December 2009 (3:25) RageRage HomosHomos ClydeClyde Yellow & Red StripeYellow & Red Stripe
    Chris states that he likes homosexuals, implies that Clyde Cash and Jack Thaddeus's actions harm the LGBT community, and suggests that the two aforementioned trolls commit suicide and rot in Hell.
  • Address to my Cwcipedia SysOp 31 December 2009 (1:42) ReasonReason WebsiteWebsite ClydeClyde Danger StripeDangerstripeshirt.PNG
    Chris ask to the CWCipedia's Sysop to remove the ad right next to the title of his front page. He also wishes for the suicide of Clyde Cash and Jack Thaddeus.

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July 2009

  • Captain's Log, Stardate July 1st, 2009 (2:20) RumorsRumors Red & WhiteRed & White
    Chris denies that he was responsible for the untimely death of CWCville Mayor BILLY MAYS. He also mentions that he's continuing his Love Quest and that he will finish the long-awaited Sonichu Comic.
  • For G4s Web Soup (1:33) ReasonReason TelevisionTelevision Red & WhiteRed & White
    Chris is honored for being on Web Soup.
  • The July 10th Messages 10 July 2009 (3:50) RageRage CrazyCrazy The RefereeRefereeshirt.PNG
    Chris "calls out" three people by insulting them and spitting out death threats, and gets his YouTube account suspended.
  • Chris's Big Night Out II 12 July 2009 (8:21) RageRage CrazyCrazy MusicMusic SexSex GalpalsGalpals OtherUnknownIcon.png EmilyEmily The RefereeRefereeshirt.PNG LiveLive
    Chris goes to various places with Kim Wilson, gets drunk, and does karaoke.
  • Rollin' and Trollin' 17 July 2009 (7:57) SmugSmug ComedyComedy MusicMusic TrollsTrolls PoliticsPolitics Trollin' StyleTrollinstyle.png LiveLive
    Chris gives a tour of CWCville, then proclaims that he has been trolling everyone from the start, inspiring Liquid Chris.
  • CWC Trollin More 19 July 2009 (0:31) SmugSmug ComedyComedy Red StuttgartRedshirt2.png Denim JacketTruckerSprite.png
    Chris retcons the previous video and proclaims that he is, indeed, a fat, jobless, slob of a manchild.
  • Chris on NBC 22 July 2009 (2:00) LiveLive
    Chris shows up in a news report on the McIntire Park controversy walking in the background.
  • Do Not Dis C Ville 23 July 2009 (3:05) LiquidLiquid The Classic Short SleeveClassicshort.png Denim JacketTruckerSprite.png
    Chris equates the purely fictional CWCville with the real Charlottesville, presumably because they both start with a "C," and declares that impugning one is to impugn the other.
  • It's UGH! 24 July 2009 (4:13) ComedyComedy TragedyTragedy RageRage HomosHomos MusicMusic HomosHomos PS3 HackingPS3 Hacking Brown with Blue LogoBrownlogoshirt2.png
    Chris sings Tomboy's "OK2bgay" while doing his best Tom Waits impression.
  • It's____ 24 July 2009 (4:07) ComedyComedy CrazyCrazy RageRage HomosHomos MusicMusic PS3 HackingPS3 Hacking
    Chris sings Tomboy's "OK2bgay" while donning a police costume he borrowed from one of his sex dolls.
  • Cwc dare 24 July 2009 (4:01) MusicMusic HomosHomos Red with Black TrimRedblacktrim.png Denim JacketTruckerSprite.png
    Chris sings Stan Bush's "Dare".
  • Chris humps his PS3 24 July 2009 (8:11) RageRage CrazyCrazy SexSex Video gamesVideo games PowerPower PS3 HackingPS3 Hacking Blue T-ShirtBlueTshirt.png LeakedLeaked
    Chris dry humps his PS3 for 8 minutes.
  • SingStar Challenge Round 1 31 July 2009 (4:51)ReasonReason MusicMusic LiquidLiquid Classic ShirtClassic Shirt
    Chris sings "Sonic Boom" from the Sonic the Hedgehog Boom CD and addresses accusations of cheating, while Liquid Chris sings "You're Pitiful" by "Weird Al" Yankovic.

August 2009

  • SingStar Challenge Round 2 1 August 2009 (4:06) MusicMusic LiquidLiquid ParappaParappa
    Chris sings "Don't Say You Love Me" by M2M, while Liquid Chris sings "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" by Will Smith and is accused by Chris of ad-libbing based solely on the video title.
  • SingStar Challenge Round 3 3 August 2009 (9:03) MusicMusic RumorsRumors LiquidLiquid Green and WhiteGreenwhiteshirt.png
    Chris sings "Autumn Goodbye" by Britney Spears and tries to use his high school yearbook to prove his identity, while Liquid Chris sings "Heaven" by Bryan Adams.
  • SingStar Challenge Round 4 4 August 2009 (4:01) TragedyTragedy MusicMusic LiquidLiquid Classic ShirtClassic Shirt
    Chris sings "The Touch" by Stan Bush, while Liquid Chris sings "Think Twice" by Eve 6; both contestants announce their rival's songs for the final round.
  • SingStar Challenge Round 5 5 August 2009 (12:07) ReasonReason MusicMusic SexSex LiquidLiquid PokéShirtPokéShirt Brown with LogoBrownshirtwithlogo.png
    Chris sings "Smell Yo Dick" by Riskay, and replaces "dick" with the word "duck," while Liquid Chris makes him sing it again and sings "Lift Up Your Eyes" by the Planetshakers.
  • CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!! 6 August 2009 (4:31) RageRage RumorsRumors MusicMusic LiquidLiquid The JokerThe Joker
    Chris demands that Liquid Chris sing the full-length of the final song and tells people he is not "IAN!!! BRANDON!!! SOMETHING!!!".
  • NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!! 14 August 2009 (2:48) RageRage ViolenceViolence LiquidLiquid Red with Black TrimRedblacktrim.png
    When Liquid Chris declares himself the winner of the SingStar Challenge, moving on to make Sonichu into a multimedia franchise and marrying his girl friend, Chris blows his lid.
  • CWC Fighter 18 August 2009 (0:37) CrazyCrazy PowerPower Red StuttgartRedshirt2.png Denim JacketTruckerSprite.png
    Chris does an interpretive dance that he mistakes for martial arts skills.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate August 20th, 2009 (1:56) ComicsComics WebsiteWebsite Green White StripeGreen White Stripe Denim JacketTruckerSprite.png
    Chris announces his DeviantArt account as an alternative site for viewing his comic pages during the outage of Cwcipedia. He also claims that trolls are assuming his identity in attempts to trick various "companies," and that this will not succeed.
  • THAT IS MY HOUSE - 27 August 2009 (2:58) RageRage ComedyComedy TragedyTragedy ReasonReason WebsiteWebsite Green with Black TrimGreenblacktrim.png
    While Chris demands that the videos of his house he put up just 5 months earlier be taken down or he's in trouble, Bob Chandler makes an appearance, revealing why he wants the videos down.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate August 30th, 2009 (1:43) CrazyCrazy The RefereeRefereeshirt.PNG
    Chris claims to have not received any boxes from the USPS or UPS. He then goes on to prove he's completely insane by taking on a second personality: Christopher.

September 2009

  • Captain's Log, Stardate September 4th, 2009 (2:46) RageRage Blue with Thin StripesBlueThinStripes.png
    Chris thanks Vivian for his father's birthday present and also shows his displeasure at Vivian wanting to put the audiobooks on DVD and sell them, demanding that she remove all the videos and shut down her account before she can regain his respect again.
  • Sign Destruction Video 6 September 2009 (1:20) RageRage ViolenceViolence PowerPower ClydeClyde EmilyEmily The Classic Short SleeveClassicshort.png
    Chris shows his displeasure at Vivian's refusal to remove the videos by destroying the sign that was put on his front yard months earlier.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate September 10th, 2009 (1:46) Video gamesVideo games Red StuttgartRedshirt2.png
    Chris utterly dismisses a possible interview with Veronica Belmont of Playstation Magazine Europe as a troll, continuing to display his utter paranoia and control over what he wants to do and how he wants it.
  • Clyde Cash the kid video 16 September 2009 (1:12) ReasonReason RageRage SmugSmug ClydeClyde Green White StripeGreen White Stripe
    Chris wants his fans to call the cops on Clyde Cash, who he thinks is also Gregg Mays AND an elementary school kid!

October 2009

  • Warning - Naughty Women ;) 10 October 2009 (1:15) ReasonReason RageRage HomosHomos SexSex Vert RedVert Red
    Chris tries to use his drawing of himself having sex with three women as evidence against allegations that he's a homosexual.
  • Challenge for Clyde 11 October 2009 (2:47) RageRage ViolenceViolence ClydeClyde Straight White LinesStraight White Lines
    Christian calls out Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash for torturing his friends, then attempts to demonstrate how good of a fighter he is by punching a book, and then his own face.
  • Chris Loses It 12 October 2009 (1:27) CrazyCrazy RageRage ComedyComedy PowerPower ClydeClyde Dark RedDark Red
    Chris screams in the dark, falls off a chair, and throws things at his camera.
  • War Paint Video 14 October 2009 (:59) CrazyCrazy ComedyComedy RageRage RacismRacism ViolenceViolence White TWhite T
    Chris unburies the tomahawk toy gun he used to shoot at the Adam Stackhouse photo, and calls a war-curse upon the trolls through his alleged Cherokee ancestry.
  • Brutal Legend 18 October 2009 (2:03) Video gamesVideo games Vert RedVert Red
    Chris presumably plugs Brütal Legend, but screws up the video to the point where there is no sound.
  • Brutal Legend Plus 21 October 2009 (3:16) ComedyComedy Video gamesVideo games LiquidLiquid Straight White LinesStraight White Lines
    Chris uploads another version of the previous video with sound this time, albeit with several skips due to PSEye neglect. He does indeed plug the game Brütal Legend and also takes a moment to hypocritically ridicule trolls.
  • For Chris 22 October 2009 (8:32) LiquidLiquid Vert RedVert Red
    Chris, still seriously suffering from crappywebcamitis, lists a whole bunch of adjectives that don't really describe him.
  • I Love You Kacey 23 October 2009 (4:57) ReasonReason SexSex LiquidLiquid Red Green StripeRedgreenvertstripe.png
    Thinking he may still have a chance at banging Liquid's girlfriend (after duping her in an attempt to get laid), Chris pours his heart out to her. Being the unselfish gentleman that he is, he also gives her express permission to date whoever she wants.
  • 10242009 24 October 2009(:28) RageRage TrollsTrolls ViolenceViolence ClydeClyde Red Green StripeRedgreenvertstripe.png
    Chris delivers a brief message to Gregg Mays to let him know he is not scared of him.
  • To Clyde Gregg 27 October 2009 (4:25) SmugSmug TrollsTrolls ClydeClyde Green White StripeGreen White Stripe
    Chris declares his intentions to blackmail Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash by making threats to post a video that shows his real face.
  • ClydeGoingOnGregg1 27 October 2009 (0:53) SmugSmug TrollsTrolls ClydeClyde
    The first blackmail attempt towards Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash, which contains a picture of Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes with the head of some white guy plastered on. Chris makes some dubious claims that the head in question belongs to Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash.
  • For Chris II 27 October 2009 (1:09) ReasonReason TrollsTrolls ViolenceViolence LiquidLiquid Green White StripeGreen White Stripe
    Chris tells Liquid Chris to "Back away from Kacey" and threatens to throw a hissy fit if his request is not obliged.
  • Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!! 28 October 2009 (0:25) ComedyComedy SmugSmug TrollsTrolls ClydeClyde
    The second blackmail attempt towards Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash, which contains a picture of two drunk and lightly dressed women on top of each other. The one on the bottom has the head of a man in a Spider-Man mask plastered over her own. Chris claim this to be Gregg/Clyde's friend, Matt. That Chris is subtly (although it comes across as rather ham-handed) trying to make Gregg/Clyde look like a homo becomes clear.
  • SHE IS MINE NOW 29 October 2009 (4:27) SmugSmug RageRage MusicMusic ViolenceViolence GalpalsGalpals TrollsTrolls LiquidLiquid Tan Wide LinesTanwidestripeshirt.png
    With Aerosmith playing in the background, Chris raps (or makes an attempt to) and declares that Kacey is now his, and that he has defeated Liquid Chris.
  • Clyde is Weaker than Water 30 October 2009 (1:10) PowerPower ComedyComedy SmugSmug ClydeClyde
    The third blackmail attempt towards Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash, in which Chris calls Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash weak and reveals more of the picture he claims is of him. Chris manages to instantly thwart his own attempt to portray Gregg/Clyde as weak and gay by showing pictures of himself flexing his non-biceps while wearing his sports bra, which he calls a "muscle bra". And just to top it off, Chris says that more men should wear these "muscle bras".
  • 30 Push-Ups 30 October 2009 (1:29) PowerPower Blue T-ShirtBlueTshirt.png
    Chris attempts to do pushups while wearing his sports bra, and, unsurprisingly, he fails.
  • Getting Foam Ed 31 October 2009 (0:32) ComedyComedy SmugSmug TrollsTrolls ClydeClyde
    The fourth blackmail attempt towards Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash, in which Chris reveals even more of the picture of the white guy and the gay Spider-Man which he insists is of Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash and Matt. Chris also claims that Gregg/Clyde has an urine fetish.
  • Greetings to Kacey's folks 31 October 2009 (2:31) SmugSmug ReasonReason PowerPower SexSex LiquidLiquid Tan Wide LinesTanwidestripeshirt.png
    Chris addresses Kacey's parents and tries to portray himself as decent human being. In true Chris style, he does this by spewing a whole lot of bullshit and lies about himself.

November 2009

  • I AM STRONG 1 November 2009 (0:58) SmugSmug CrazyCrazy PowerPower ClydeClyde Blue with LogoBluelogoshirt.png
    Chris once again reiterates he is "strong." He attempts to flex, grunts a lot, and talks in a "deep" voice, and claims Clyde Cash/Gregg Mays is weak.
  • Twin Falling Towers 1 November 2009 (0:30) ComedyComedy SmugSmug CrazyCrazy TrollsTrolls ViolenceViolence ClydeClyde
    Chris 'shops the gay Spider-Man image over an image of the World Trade Center and mocks the terror attacks of 9/11 in a revolting attempt to blackmail Clyde Cash.
  • It Will Never End 1 November 2009 (0:23) SmugSmug TrollsTrolls ClydeClyde
    In yet another entry in the Clyde Cash/Gregg Mays blackmail attempts, Chris reveals a large section of blank wall as well as the faces of the participants. He then claims these videos will never end, and flips off the camera.
  • Apology for 9/11 Joke 2 November 2009 (2:19) TragedyTragedy ReasonReason SmugSmug ClydeClyde
    Chris makes a self-serving apology for the 9/11 joke...and then reuses the image in a slightly altered form in another threat against Clyde.
  • Rescuing Kacey From Christian W Chandler 3 November 2009 (10:23) CrazyCrazy SexSex Video gamesVideo games LiquidLiquid Red StripeRed Stripe MachinimaMachinima
    Chris talks about the making of his Little Big Planet level for Kacey, kisses the camera, and plays through the ironically-titled Little Big Planet level he made for Kacey.
  • 51 50 4 November 2009 (4:09) PowerPower ParappaParappa
    Chris does hammer curls, poorly, with 12-packs of soda he claims weigh 50 pounds each. They don't.
  • No More Jokes 4 November 2009 (1:36) SmugSmug ClydeClyde AudioAudio
    Chris reveals the inoffensive "gay Spider-man" picture, and is seemingly disgusted by it. YouTube pulls the video for some reason.
  • CWC is Sad 10 November 2009 (2:44) TragedyTragedy LiquidLiquid Danger StripeDangerstripeshirt.PNG
    Chris tears up and congratulates Kacey on her marriage with Liquid Chris.
  • CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation 23 November 2009 (5:21) SmugSmug ComicsComics Fan ArtFan Art Classic ShirtClassic Shirt
    Chris, having completely recovered from the loss of Kacey, tries once again to pitch his incestuous, pedophilic porno-comic to businessmen as a comic for children, all while dropping his dox once more and wallowing in narcissism.

December 2009

  • Holiday Greetings 5 December 2009 (1:28) ComicsComics CrazyCrazy SmugSmug Safety ParkaSafetyparka.png
    Chris seemingly draws Sonichu in the snow and wishes everybody happy holidays. In reality he just praises his comic again and not-so-subtly compares it to the coming of Jesus.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate December 9th, 2009 9 December 2009 (8:08) ReasonReason CrazyCrazy HomosHomos RumorsRumors GalpalsGalpals HandoutsHandouts Vert Blue Grey ShirtVert Blue Grey Shirt
    Chris talks about his disgust for the homosexual ads Jack Thaddeus has placed on CWCipedia and begs his TRUE and LOYAL fans in Europe to donate him money to get them removed. He then goes on access some rumors he have heard about a future Family Guy episode featuring him, and tells about his ideas for the episode which is just a bunch of narcissistic self-promoting bullshit. He also want his new gal-pal to voice Rosechu.
  • Fanmail Reading 10 December 2009 (10:00) OrangeOrange
    Chris reads some of the fan letters he's received through the mail, and then complains about the quality of the free things given to him.
  • Congrats, Jack Black 12 December 2009 (1:57) Video gamesVideo games Red Yellow StripeRed Yellow Stripe
    Chris congratulates Jack Black for winning an award for Brutal Legend in the Spike TV Video Game Awards, an awards show that nobody cares about.
  • IPods Down and Listen Up 15 December 2009 (1:43) CrazyCrazy MusicMusic SexSex Straight White LinesStraight White Lines
    Chris attempts a freestyle rap, where he suggests that he has taken Viagra, and it has given him the confidence to rape women to produce tiger/panther cubs (or so his lyrics go). In reality, Chris's doctor has told him he has a vitamin deficiency and Chris is acting like the vitamins he's taken are Viagra crystal meth.
  • Hello, Juffalo 18 December 2009 (5:53) CrazyCrazy MusicMusic GalpalsGalpals Straight White LinesStraight White Lines
    Chris tries to sing over another song, this time by Insane Clown Posse labelmates Dark Lotus. He has painted his face in the manner of a Juggalo, and also Sonichu, and fails at reciting the lyrics despite obviously reading them from a piece of paper.
  • Kill De Jack 25 December 2009 (3:21) RageRage HomosHomos ClydeClyde Yellow & Red StripeYellow & Red Stripe
    Chris make a video endorsing murder of Jack Thaddeus for the ads he's putting on his site. Clyde Cash is also mentioned.
  • Download For Play Only 26 December 2009 (3:44) HomosHomos Video gamesVideo games WebsiteWebsite ClydeClyde Yellow & Red StripeYellow & Red Stripe
    Chris rambles about how we should be able to download LBP levels and how a game's merchandise is its wedding ring and forbids everyone to alter his custom levels. He elegantly changes the subject at the end of the video to request the murder of Jack Thaddeus in revenge for the homo ads.
  • To Clyde and Jack 27 December 2009 (3:25) RageRage HomosHomos ClydeClyde Yellow & Red StripeYellow & Red Stripe
    Chris states that he likes homosexuals, implies that Clyde Cash and Jack Thaddeus's actions harm the LGBT community, and suggests that the two aforementioned trolls commit suicide and rot in Hell.
  • Address to my Cwcipedia SysOp 31 December 2009 (1:42) ReasonReason WebsiteWebsite ClydeClyde Danger StripeDangerstripeshirt.PNG
    Chris ask to the CWCipedia's Sysop to remove the ad right next to the title of his front page. He also wishes for the suicide of Clyde Cash and Jack Thaddeus.

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