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'''Craigslist''' is a website where users can conduct business with others | '''Craigslist''' is a classified ad website where users can conduct business with others. Since its inception in [[1995]], Craigslist has been very useful in the act of selling [[Toys|goods]], [[Monthly tugboat|job hunting]], providing [[trollbusters|services]] to others, and in many cases simply helping people trying to [[Chris and sex|get some action]] from [[Carlos Chantor|local hookers]]. | ||
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In October | ==Chris and Craigslist== | ||
===Personal ads=== | |||
In [[May 2009]], Chris posted a [[:File:Cwc_on_craigslist.jpg|Craigslist ad]] saying that he wants a 18 to 27 year-old boyfriend-free girl who is not [[niggos|black]]. Chris's racism got his ad promptly flagged and removed from the site. | |||
While being blackmailed by [[Jack Thaddeus]] in the summer of [[2009]], Chris attempted to solicit the services of a Craigslist prostitute to fuck on camera so he could recover his hacked [[PlayStation Network]] accounts. After describing his personal problems to the prostitute, she hung up on him. | |||
===Son-Chu=== | |||
On 2 August 2009, a [[troll]] posted Chris's [[Son-Chu|'94 Ford Escort]] for sale on Craigslist as part of a [[Car Pranks|prank]]. Seven months later, a trio of [[The Miscreants|BEST FRIENDS FOREVER]] contacted Chris, expressing interest in purchasing his car and offering their [[HEXBox]]es to sweeten the deal. | |||
===Other fake ads=== | |||
On many other occasions, trolls have put up fake Craigslist ads directing would-be buyers of one item or another to [[14 Branchland Court]]. Chris responded to one such incident in his [[14 November 2009|video of 14 November 2009]], in which he also attempted to contact the operators of the website. | |||
===Power Ranger toys=== | |||
In a [[Jackie Chat 9|chat with Jackie]] in October 2010, he told her he tried to sell some open [[Power Rangers]] toys, hoping to get $20-$50 for them, even though she showed him an [[eBay]] auction where one sold for $5.50.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 7]]</ref> | |||
===Television=== | |||
In [[October 2011]], [[Chris]] put up a listing for a rather old, crappy television that was presumably owned by his [[Bob Chandler|late father]], accompanied by some godawful, low-quality images of it. Although brief, the listing is practically oozing of Chris clichés such as poor grasping of [[Chris and English|capitalization skills]], [[Naïve|no concept]] of [[Chris and money|how much things cost]] (for reference, the $250 asking price would easily get you a modern 32-inch HDTV from a major retailer like Best Buy), and unnecessary [[Autism|spewing of generic business jargon]]. It should be noted that the television was manufactured in August 1999 - the same month when Chris started to become infatuated with [[Pokémon]]. | |||
{{quotebox|1='''Panasonic 32-Inch CT-32G34A Color Television - $250 (Ruckersville, VA)'''<br> | |||
Date: 2011-10-18, [[Biological Clock|5:09AM]] EDT<br> | |||
This Panasonic Television has a 32-inch color screen, it [[Chris and English|gives great display]], it comes complete with its matching Remote Control, and it is in excellent working condition. | |||
It is quite the classic optimal television to watch sporting events, [[Mary Poppins|movies]], [[Family Guy|television shows]] and more on. This type of television defined SUPER BOWL SUNDAY, as well as Thanksgiving Football Watching! Excellent Satisfaction Guaranteed. | |||
For further info, or to schedule purchase and pick-up, please call me at | |||
* 434-760-0848. | |||
CASH ONLY, And Up-Front. [[Chris and money|$250 or better]] offer; [[Chris and negotiation|NO HAGGLE]]. | |||
Thank You and Have a Good Day.}} | |||
====Details==== | |||
*Model # - '''CT-32G34A''' | |||
*Chassis # - '''RP331''' | |||
*Serial # - '''MD92210277''' | |||
*Power Consumption - '''120V''' | |||
*Date Manufactured - '''August [[1999]]''' | |||
*Assembled in [[Spanish|Mexico]] | |||
====Gallery==== | |||
<center><gallery> | |||
File:PanasonicTVFamilyGuy.jpg|A classic, optimal show to suit a classic, optimal television. | |||
File:PanasonicTVSpecs1.jpg|Bad photography at work. | |||
File:PanasonicTVSpecs2.jpg|Even worse photography at work. | |||
</gallery></center> | |||
===Used Porn=== | |||
[[File:UsedPornListing.png|thumb|Screenshot of the listing.]] | |||
On 16 [[December 2013]], Chris posted an ad to Craigslist trying to sell his collection of fifty-six used [[porn]] DVDs for $1,000. [[Thetan]] replied to the ad and confirmed it was Chris.<ref>[[CWCki Forums posts (Thetan)#Used Porn]]</ref> Chris apparently had no idea that he would be hard pressed to give away used porn, much less sell it for $1,000. | |||
{{clear}} | |||
{{quotebox|'''Various DVDs (sex (adiction), sexuality, male/female, female/female) - $1000''' | |||
For 18 and older adults Only. | |||
For Sale: a Lot of 56 explicit pornographic DVDs; real, hentai and education; All are in very good condition with original cases, and slim CD cases; all come from a smoke-free home. Upon purchase/pick up: Cash Only and Up Front at moment of purchase. No Bartering or Haggling Allowed. For further information, including address, please use the Craigslist mail relay. | |||
The lot includes the following titles (feel free to look up each individual title in an online search for insert image(s) and further information on each individual video): | |||
Hentai: | |||
Love Lessons 1 and 2, Love Doll 1 and 2, Anime Fiction 1 and 2, Sailor and the Seven Balls 1 and 2, Desperate Carnal Housewives 1. Vintage XXX Cartoons (featuring little Annie and the Phallum), Pure Love2, Fruits Cup | |||
From Adam & Eve: | |||
The Edge, Black Safari: Legend has it, XXX pleasure Seekers, Wicked Now and Wicked Classic, Titanium 5 star Video Collection, Rawhide (2 disc set), Jenna's Private Parts, The Best of Amateur Angels, Amateure Angels 5, The Perfect Secretary, Carmen & Friends, Build Your Own Collection, Extreme Behavior 2, Nina Hartley's Guide to Sex Toys | |||
Educational from Sinclair institute and Alexander Institute Spearmint Rhino: | |||
101 Advanced Sexual Positions. Sexplorations Wols 1, 2, 3 DVD and Music CD Set, Creative Positions For Lowers: Beyond the Bedroom. Sexual Positions for lowers: Beyond the Missionary Position, Kama Sutra: Sensual Secrets to Amazing Sex 1, Sex: A Lifelong Pleasure: Satisfying Heil Him Wol 1 and 2. Erotic Seduction, More of What Women Want, New Erotic Seduction, The Art of Erotic Dancing, Sexual Satisfaction, Sexual Healing. Sexual Fitness | |||
Other: | |||
Playboy Girls of Reality TV, Playboy's Girlfriends, Sex Trivia, pleasure principle, Sweet Young Things 1.2 and 3. Latin Sinsations, Pamm & Tommy Lee: Hardcore and Uncerts ored. On Top of Of Woody, Teen Models 1, Just Vagina, Cal Wash Girls. Angelina Aimani Statlets. Kagney Linn Karter: Superhero Sex Therapist | |||
• do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers}} | |||
====Gallery==== | |||
<center><gallery> | |||
File:Cwc_porn_1.jpg|Chris's collection of used porn. | |||
File:Cwc_porn_2.jpg|Some of the titles of porn he was selling. | |||
File:Cwc_porn_3.jpg|Even more porn. | |||
File:Cwc_porn_4.jpg|Porn on the inside. | |||
File:Cwc_porn_5.jpg|Damn, Chris has a lot of porn! | |||
</gallery></center> | |||
===[[Son-Chu]] II=== | |||
On 21 September 2014, Chris listed an ad to Craigslist for his Cadillac Seville. Although [[Car Pranks|first thought to be by a]] [[ween]], it was eventually confirmed to be Chris on the CWCki forums. | |||
===Riding lawn tractor=== | |||
'''Note''': This is not the same lawnmower that Chris complained about having to use in the [[Father Call]]. The serial number shows it was manufactured a year afterwards. | |||
19 December 2016 | |||
'''[https://web.archive.org/web/20161220054656/http://charlottesville.craigslist.org/grd/5925600130.html Used Craftaman YT3000 gas powered riding lawn tractor - $595 (Ruckersville, VA)]''' | |||
{{quotebox|Used to mow our lawn [[Father Call|a few times and gently used]]. It rides good and powers on well. For more details, call Barbara Chandler at (434)-760-0232 | |||
make / manufacturer: Craftsman<br> | |||
model name / number: 917.288513}} | |||
Nine images were uploaded and can be seen in the Pictures gallery below. The listing was [https://web.archive.org/web/20161225175601/http://charlottesville.craigslist.org:80/grd/5925600130.html taken down] on 22 December by a ween. | |||
Chris figured out the listing had been removed over three weeks later, [https://web.archive.org/web/20170123040819/http://charlottesville.craigslist.org/grd/5957265501.html re-posting it with a modified description] on 13 January 2017. | |||
{{quotebox|Used to mow our lawn a few times and gently used. It rides good after powering on. Needs old gas removed. Included also is a full-size tarp cover for the tractor. For more details, call at the phone number for this article | |||
condition: good | |||
make / manufacturer: Craftsman | |||
model name / number: 917.288513}} | |||
====Gallery==== | |||
<center><gallery> | |||
File:Lawnmower1.jpeg | |||
File:Lawnmower2.jpeg | |||
File:Lawnmower3.jpeg | |||
File:Lawnmower4.jpeg | |||
File:Lawnmower5.jpeg | |||
File:Lawnmower6.jpeg | |||
File:Lawnmower7.jpeg | |||
File:Lawnmower8.jpeg | |||
File:Lawnmower9.jpeg | |||
</gallery></center> | |||
{{References}} | |||
==External links== | |||
* [http://www.manualowl.com/p/Panasonic/CT32G34A/Manual/74279 The TV's manual] | |||
* An archive of the Lawnmower listing is [http://archive.is/sjUJB here]. | |||
{{The Internet}} | |||
[[Category:Websites]] | |||
Latest revision as of 04:04, 30 June 2024
Craigslist is a classified ad website where users can conduct business with others. Since its inception in 1995, Craigslist has been very useful in the act of selling goods, job hunting, providing services to others, and in many cases simply helping people trying to get some action from local hookers.
Chris and Craigslist
Personal ads
In May 2009, Chris posted a Craigslist ad saying that he wants a 18 to 27 year-old boyfriend-free girl who is not black. Chris's racism got his ad promptly flagged and removed from the site.
While being blackmailed by Jack Thaddeus in the summer of 2009, Chris attempted to solicit the services of a Craigslist prostitute to fuck on camera so he could recover his hacked PlayStation Network accounts. After describing his personal problems to the prostitute, she hung up on him.
Son-Chu
On 2 August 2009, a troll posted Chris's '94 Ford Escort for sale on Craigslist as part of a prank. Seven months later, a trio of BEST FRIENDS FOREVER contacted Chris, expressing interest in purchasing his car and offering their HEXBoxes to sweeten the deal.
Other fake ads
On many other occasions, trolls have put up fake Craigslist ads directing would-be buyers of one item or another to 14 Branchland Court. Chris responded to one such incident in his video of 14 November 2009, in which he also attempted to contact the operators of the website.
Power Ranger toys
In a chat with Jackie in October 2010, he told her he tried to sell some open Power Rangers toys, hoping to get $20-$50 for them, even though she showed him an eBay auction where one sold for $5.50.[1]
Television
In October 2011, Chris put up a listing for a rather old, crappy television that was presumably owned by his late father, accompanied by some godawful, low-quality images of it. Although brief, the listing is practically oozing of Chris clichés such as poor grasping of capitalization skills, no concept of how much things cost (for reference, the $250 asking price would easily get you a modern 32-inch HDTV from a major retailer like Best Buy), and unnecessary spewing of generic business jargon. It should be noted that the television was manufactured in August 1999 - the same month when Chris started to become infatuated with Pokémon.
| Panasonic 32-Inch CT-32G34A Color Television - $250 (Ruckersville, VA) Date: 2011-10-18, 5:09AM EDT This Panasonic Television has a 32-inch color screen, it gives great display, it comes complete with its matching Remote Control, and it is in excellent working condition. It is quite the classic optimal television to watch sporting events, movies, television shows and more on. This type of television defined SUPER BOWL SUNDAY, as well as Thanksgiving Football Watching! Excellent Satisfaction Guaranteed. For further info, or to schedule purchase and pick-up, please call me at
CASH ONLY, And Up-Front. $250 or better offer; NO HAGGLE. Thank You and Have a Good Day. |
Details
- Model # - CT-32G34A
- Chassis # - RP331
- Serial # - MD92210277
- Power Consumption - 120V
- Date Manufactured - August 1999
- Assembled in Mexico
Gallery
A classic, optimal show to suit a classic, optimal television.
Bad photography at work.
Even worse photography at work.
Used Porn
On 16 December 2013, Chris posted an ad to Craigslist trying to sell his collection of fifty-six used porn DVDs for $1,000. Thetan replied to the ad and confirmed it was Chris.[2] Chris apparently had no idea that he would be hard pressed to give away used porn, much less sell it for $1,000.
| Various DVDs (sex (adiction), sexuality, male/female, female/female) - $1000
For 18 and older adults Only. For Sale: a Lot of 56 explicit pornographic DVDs; real, hentai and education; All are in very good condition with original cases, and slim CD cases; all come from a smoke-free home. Upon purchase/pick up: Cash Only and Up Front at moment of purchase. No Bartering or Haggling Allowed. For further information, including address, please use the Craigslist mail relay. The lot includes the following titles (feel free to look up each individual title in an online search for insert image(s) and further information on each individual video): Hentai: Love Lessons 1 and 2, Love Doll 1 and 2, Anime Fiction 1 and 2, Sailor and the Seven Balls 1 and 2, Desperate Carnal Housewives 1. Vintage XXX Cartoons (featuring little Annie and the Phallum), Pure Love2, Fruits Cup From Adam & Eve: The Edge, Black Safari: Legend has it, XXX pleasure Seekers, Wicked Now and Wicked Classic, Titanium 5 star Video Collection, Rawhide (2 disc set), Jenna's Private Parts, The Best of Amateur Angels, Amateure Angels 5, The Perfect Secretary, Carmen & Friends, Build Your Own Collection, Extreme Behavior 2, Nina Hartley's Guide to Sex Toys Educational from Sinclair institute and Alexander Institute Spearmint Rhino: 101 Advanced Sexual Positions. Sexplorations Wols 1, 2, 3 DVD and Music CD Set, Creative Positions For Lowers: Beyond the Bedroom. Sexual Positions for lowers: Beyond the Missionary Position, Kama Sutra: Sensual Secrets to Amazing Sex 1, Sex: A Lifelong Pleasure: Satisfying Heil Him Wol 1 and 2. Erotic Seduction, More of What Women Want, New Erotic Seduction, The Art of Erotic Dancing, Sexual Satisfaction, Sexual Healing. Sexual Fitness Other: Playboy Girls of Reality TV, Playboy's Girlfriends, Sex Trivia, pleasure principle, Sweet Young Things 1.2 and 3. Latin Sinsations, Pamm & Tommy Lee: Hardcore and Uncerts ored. On Top of Of Woody, Teen Models 1, Just Vagina, Cal Wash Girls. Angelina Aimani Statlets. Kagney Linn Karter: Superhero Sex Therapist • do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers |
Gallery
Chris's collection of used porn.
Some of the titles of porn he was selling.
Even more porn.
Porn on the inside.
Damn, Chris has a lot of porn!
Son-Chu II
On 21 September 2014, Chris listed an ad to Craigslist for his Cadillac Seville. Although first thought to be by a ween, it was eventually confirmed to be Chris on the CWCki forums.
Riding lawn tractor
Note: This is not the same lawnmower that Chris complained about having to use in the Father Call. The serial number shows it was manufactured a year afterwards.
19 December 2016
Used Craftaman YT3000 gas powered riding lawn tractor - $595 (Ruckersville, VA)
| Used to mow our lawn a few times and gently used. It rides good and powers on well. For more details, call Barbara Chandler at (434)-760-0232
make / manufacturer: Craftsman |
Nine images were uploaded and can be seen in the Pictures gallery below. The listing was taken down on 22 December by a ween.
Chris figured out the listing had been removed over three weeks later, re-posting it with a modified description on 13 January 2017.
| Used to mow our lawn a few times and gently used. It rides good after powering on. Needs old gas removed. Included also is a full-size tarp cover for the tractor. For more details, call at the phone number for this article
condition: good make / manufacturer: Craftsman model name / number: 917.288513 |
Gallery
References
External links
- The TV's manual
- An archive of the Lawnmower listing is here.