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{{quote|"In my sarch [''sic''] on [[Wikipedia:Craigslist|Craigslist]], the ONLY women who left a phone number on their Ad were under "Adult Services", which they would have wanted money. I tried calling one, learned she wanted a hundred, then in the middle of telling my story about [[Jack]] and my [[PSN]] account recovery with a Sex video, she hung up on me. :("|Chris, wasting a prostitute's time{{cite}}}}
[[File:CraigslistCWC.PNG|thumb|Of course he's watching ''[[Family Guy]]''.]]


[[File:CraigslistCWC.PNG|thumb|...Of course he's watching [[Family Guy]].]]
'''Craigslist''' is a classified ad website where users can conduct business with others. Since its inception in [[1995]], Craigslist has been very useful in the act of selling [[Toys|goods]], [[Monthly tugboat|job hunting]], providing [[trollbusters|services]] to others, and in many cases simply helping people trying to [[Chris and sex|get some action]] from [[Carlos Chantor|local hookers]].
 
'''Craigslist''' is a website where users can conduct business with others. Since its inception, Craigslist has been very useful in the act of selling [[Toys|goods]], [[Monthly Tugboat|job hunting]], providing [[trollbusters|services]] to others, and in many cases simply helping people trying to [[sex|get some action]] from [[Carlos Chantor|local hookers]].
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==Chris and Craigslist==
==Chris and Craigslist==
===Personal ads===
===Personal ads===
In May of 2009, Chris posted a [[:File:Cwc_on_craigslist.jpg|Craigslist ad]] saying that he wants a 18 to 27 year-old boyfriend-free girl who is not [[niggo|black]].[http://charlottesville.craigslist.org/m4w/1197485944.html]. His ad was removed from the site under grounds of racism.
In [[May 2009]], Chris posted a [[:File:Cwc_on_craigslist.jpg|Craigslist ad]] saying that he wants a 18 to 27 year-old boyfriend-free girl who is not [[niggos|black]]. Chris's racism got his ad promptly flagged and removed from the site.


While being blackmailed by [[Jack Thaddeus]] in the summer of [[2009]], Chris attempted to solicit the services of a Craigslist prostitute to fuck on camera so he could recover his hacked [[PlayStation Network]] accounts. After describing his personal problems to the prostitute, she hung up on him.
While being blackmailed by [[Jack Thaddeus]] in the summer of [[2009]], Chris attempted to solicit the services of a Craigslist prostitute to fuck on camera so he could recover his hacked [[PlayStation Network]] accounts. After describing his personal problems to the prostitute, she hung up on him.


===Son-Chu===
===Son-Chu===
On 2 August 2009, a [[troll]] posted Chris's [[Son-Chu|'94 Ford Escort]] for sale on Craigslist as part of a [[car pranks|prank]]. Seven months later, a trio of [[The Miscreants|BEST FRIENDS FOREVER]] contacted Chris, expressing interest in purchasing his car and offering their [[Hex Box]]es to sweeten the deal.
On 2 August 2009, a [[troll]] posted Chris's [[Son-Chu|'94 Ford Escort]] for sale on Craigslist as part of a [[Car Pranks|prank]]. Seven months later, a trio of [[The Miscreants|BEST FRIENDS FOREVER]] contacted Chris, expressing interest in purchasing his car and offering their [[HEXBox]]es to sweeten the deal.
 
===Other fake ads===
On many other occasions, trolls have put up fake Craigslist ads directing would-be buyers of one item or another to [[14 Branchland Court]]. Chris responded to one such incident in his [[14 November 2009|video of 14 November 2009]], in which he also attempted to contact the operators of the website.


===Power Ranger toys===
===Power Ranger toys===
In a [[Jackie Chat 9|chat with Jackie]] in October 2010, he told her he tried to sell some open [[Power Rangers]] toys, hoping to get $20-$50 for them, even though she showed him an [[eBay]] auction where one sold for $5.50.
In a [[Jackie Chat 9|chat with Jackie]] in October 2010, he told her he tried to sell some open [[Power Rangers]] toys, hoping to get $20-$50 for them, even though she showed him an [[eBay]] auction where one sold for $5.50.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 7]]</ref>


===Television===
===Television===
In October of [[2011]], [[Chris]] put up a listing for a rather old, crappy television that was presumably owned by his [[Robert Chandler|late father]], accompanied by some God-awful, low-quality images of it. Although brief, the listing is practically oozing of Chris clichés such as a poor grasp of [[Chris and English|capitalization skills]], [[Naive|no concept]] of [[Chris and Money|how much things cost]] (for reference, the $250 asking price would easily get you a modern 32-inch HDTV from a major retailer like Best Buy), and unnecessary [[Autism|spewing of generic business jargon]]. It should be noted that the television was manufactured in August, 1999- the same month when Chris started to become infatuated with [[Pokémon]].
In [[October 2011]], [[Chris]] put up a listing for a rather old, crappy television that was presumably owned by his [[Bob Chandler|late father]], accompanied by some godawful, low-quality images of it. Although brief, the listing is practically oozing of Chris clichés such as poor grasping of [[Chris and English|capitalization skills]], [[Naïve|no concept]] of [[Chris and money|how much things cost]] (for reference, the $250 asking price would easily get you a modern 32-inch HDTV from a major retailer like Best Buy), and unnecessary [[Autism|spewing of generic business jargon]]. It should be noted that the television was manufactured in August 1999 - the same month when Chris started to become infatuated with [[Pokémon]].


{{quotebox|1='''Panasonic 32-Inch CT-32G34A Color Television - $250 (Ruckersville, VA)'''<br>
{{quotebox|1='''Panasonic 32-Inch CT-32G34A Color Television - $250 (Ruckersville, VA)'''<br>
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For further info, or to schedule purchase and pick-up, please call me at  
For further info, or to schedule purchase and pick-up, please call me at  
* 434-760-0848.
* 434-760-0848.
CASH ONLY, And Up-Front. [[Chris and Money|$250 or better]] offer; [[Chris and negotiation|NO HAGGLE]].
CASH ONLY, And Up-Front. [[Chris and money|$250 or better]] offer; [[Chris and negotiation|NO HAGGLE]].


Thank You and Have a Good Day.}}
Thank You and Have a Good Day.}}


====details====
====Details====
*Model # - '''CT-32G34A'''
*Model # - '''CT-32G34A'''
*Chassis # - '''RP331'''
*Chassis # - '''RP331'''
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*Assembled in [[Spanish|Mexico]]
*Assembled in [[Spanish|Mexico]]


== Pictures ==
====Gallery====
<center>{{Collapsible|Pictures|<gallery>
<center><gallery>
File:PanasonicTVFamilyGuy.jpg|A classic, optimal show to suit a classic, optimal television.
File:PanasonicTVFamilyGuy.jpg|A classic, optimal show to suit a classic, optimal television.
File:PanasonicTVSpecs1.jpg|Bad photography at work.
File:PanasonicTVSpecs1.jpg|Bad photography at work.
File:PanasonicTVSpecs2.jpg|Even worse photography at work.
File:PanasonicTVSpecs2.jpg|Even worse photography at work.
</gallery>}}
</gallery></center>
</center>
 
===Used Porn===
[[File:UsedPornListing.png|thumb|Screenshot of the listing.]]
On 16 [[December 2013]], Chris posted an ad to Craigslist trying to sell his collection of fifty-six used [[porn]] DVDs for $1,000. [[Thetan]] replied to the ad and confirmed it was Chris.<ref>[[CWCki Forums posts (Thetan)#Used Porn]]</ref> Chris apparently had no idea that he would be hard pressed to give away used porn, much less sell it for $1,000.
 
{{clear}}
 
{{quotebox|'''Various DVDs (sex (adiction), sexuality, male/female, female/female) - $1000'''
 
For 18 and older adults Only.
 
For Sale: a Lot of 56 explicit pornographic DVDs; real, hentai and education; All are in very good condition with original cases, and slim CD cases; all come from a smoke-free home. Upon purchase/pick up: Cash Only and Up Front at moment of purchase. No Bartering or Haggling Allowed. For further information, including address, please use the Craigslist mail relay.
 
The lot includes the following titles (feel free to look up each individual title in an online search for insert image(s) and further information on each individual video):
 
Hentai:
 
Love Lessons 1 and 2, Love Doll 1 and 2, Anime Fiction 1 and 2, Sailor and the Seven Balls 1 and 2, Desperate Carnal Housewives 1. Vintage XXX Cartoons (featuring little Annie and the Phallum), Pure Love2, Fruits Cup
 
From Adam & Eve:
 
The Edge, Black Safari: Legend has it, XXX pleasure Seekers, Wicked Now and Wicked Classic, Titanium 5 star Video Collection, Rawhide (2 disc set), Jenna's Private Parts, The Best of Amateur Angels, Amateure Angels 5, The Perfect Secretary, Carmen & Friends, Build Your Own Collection, Extreme Behavior 2, Nina Hartley's Guide to Sex Toys
 
Educational from Sinclair institute and Alexander Institute Spearmint Rhino:
 
101 Advanced Sexual Positions. Sexplorations Wols 1, 2, 3 DVD and Music CD Set, Creative Positions For Lowers: Beyond the Bedroom. Sexual Positions for lowers: Beyond the Missionary Position, Kama Sutra: Sensual Secrets to Amazing Sex 1, Sex: A Lifelong Pleasure: Satisfying Heil Him Wol 1 and 2. Erotic Seduction, More of What Women Want, New Erotic Seduction, The Art of Erotic Dancing, Sexual Satisfaction, Sexual Healing. Sexual Fitness
 
Other:
 
Playboy Girls of Reality TV, Playboy's Girlfriends, Sex Trivia, pleasure principle, Sweet Young Things 1.2 and 3. Latin Sinsations, Pamm & Tommy Lee: Hardcore and Uncerts ored. On Top of Of Woody, Teen Models 1, Just Vagina, Cal Wash Girls. Angelina Aimani Statlets. Kagney Linn Karter: Superhero Sex Therapist
 
• do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers}}
 
====Gallery====
<center><gallery>
File:Cwc_porn_1.jpg|Chris's collection of used porn.
File:Cwc_porn_2.jpg|Some of the titles of porn he was selling.
File:Cwc_porn_3.jpg|Even more porn.
File:Cwc_porn_4.jpg|Porn on the inside.
File:Cwc_porn_5.jpg|Damn, Chris has a lot of porn!
</gallery></center>
 
===[[Son-Chu]] II===
On 21 September 2014, Chris listed an ad to Craigslist for his Cadillac Seville. Although [[Car Pranks|first thought to be by a]] [[ween]], it was eventually confirmed to be Chris on the CWCki forums.
 
===Riding lawn tractor===
'''Note''': This is not the same lawnmower that Chris complained about having to use in the [[Father Call]]. The serial number shows it was manufactured a year afterwards.
 
19 December 2016
 
'''[https://web.archive.org/web/20161220054656/http://charlottesville.craigslist.org/grd/5925600130.html Used Craftaman YT3000 gas powered riding lawn tractor - $595 (Ruckersville, VA)]'''
 
{{quotebox|Used to mow our lawn [[Father Call|a few times and gently used]]. It rides good and powers on well. For more details, call Barbara Chandler at (434)-760-0232
 
make / manufacturer: Craftsman<br>
model name / number: 917.288513}}
 
Nine images were uploaded and can be seen in the Pictures gallery below. The listing was [https://web.archive.org/web/20161225175601/http://charlottesville.craigslist.org:80/grd/5925600130.html taken down] on 22 December by a ween.
 
Chris figured out the listing had been removed over three weeks later, [https://web.archive.org/web/20170123040819/http://charlottesville.craigslist.org/grd/5957265501.html re-posting it with a modified description] on 13 January 2017.
 
{{quotebox|Used to mow our lawn a few times and gently used. It rides good after powering on. Needs old gas removed. Included also is a full-size tarp cover for the tractor. For more details, call at the phone number for this article
 
condition: good
make / manufacturer: Craftsman
model name / number: 917.288513}}
 
====Gallery====
<center><gallery>
File:Lawnmower1.jpeg
File:Lawnmower2.jpeg
File:Lawnmower3.jpeg
File:Lawnmower4.jpeg
File:Lawnmower5.jpeg
File:Lawnmower6.jpeg
File:Lawnmower7.jpeg
File:Lawnmower8.jpeg
File:Lawnmower9.jpeg
</gallery></center>
 
{{References}}


==External links==
==External links==


* [http://charlottesville.craigslist.org/ele/2655617137.html The listing for the TV]
* [http://www.manualowl.com/p/Panasonic/CT32G34A/Manual/74279 The TV's manual]
* An archive of the Lawnmower listing is [http://archive.is/sjUJB here].
 
{{The Internet}}
 
[[Category:Websites]]
[[Category:Websites]]
* [http://www.manualowl.com/p/Panasonic/CT32G34A/Manual/74279 The TV's manual]

Latest revision as of 04:04, 30 June 2024

Of course he's watching Family Guy.

Craigslist is a classified ad website where users can conduct business with others. Since its inception in 1995, Craigslist has been very useful in the act of selling goods, job hunting, providing services to others, and in many cases simply helping people trying to get some action from local hookers.

Chris and Craigslist

Personal ads

In May 2009, Chris posted a Craigslist ad saying that he wants a 18 to 27 year-old boyfriend-free girl who is not black. Chris's racism got his ad promptly flagged and removed from the site.

While being blackmailed by Jack Thaddeus in the summer of 2009, Chris attempted to solicit the services of a Craigslist prostitute to fuck on camera so he could recover his hacked PlayStation Network accounts. After describing his personal problems to the prostitute, she hung up on him.

Son-Chu

On 2 August 2009, a troll posted Chris's '94 Ford Escort for sale on Craigslist as part of a prank. Seven months later, a trio of BEST FRIENDS FOREVER contacted Chris, expressing interest in purchasing his car and offering their HEXBoxes to sweeten the deal.

Other fake ads

On many other occasions, trolls have put up fake Craigslist ads directing would-be buyers of one item or another to 14 Branchland Court. Chris responded to one such incident in his video of 14 November 2009, in which he also attempted to contact the operators of the website.

Power Ranger toys

In a chat with Jackie in October 2010, he told her he tried to sell some open Power Rangers toys, hoping to get $20-$50 for them, even though she showed him an eBay auction where one sold for $5.50.[1]

Television

In October 2011, Chris put up a listing for a rather old, crappy television that was presumably owned by his late father, accompanied by some godawful, low-quality images of it. Although brief, the listing is practically oozing of Chris clichés such as poor grasping of capitalization skills, no concept of how much things cost (for reference, the $250 asking price would easily get you a modern 32-inch HDTV from a major retailer like Best Buy), and unnecessary spewing of generic business jargon. It should be noted that the television was manufactured in August 1999 - the same month when Chris started to become infatuated with Pokémon.

Panasonic 32-Inch CT-32G34A Color Television - $250 (Ruckersville, VA)

Date: 2011-10-18, 5:09AM EDT

This Panasonic Television has a 32-inch color screen, it gives great display, it comes complete with its matching Remote Control, and it is in excellent working condition.

It is quite the classic optimal television to watch sporting events, movies, television shows and more on. This type of television defined SUPER BOWL SUNDAY, as well as Thanksgiving Football Watching! Excellent Satisfaction Guaranteed.

For further info, or to schedule purchase and pick-up, please call me at

  • 434-760-0848.

CASH ONLY, And Up-Front. $250 or better offer; NO HAGGLE.

Thank You and Have a Good Day.

Details

  • Model # - CT-32G34A
  • Chassis # - RP331
  • Serial # - MD92210277
  • Power Consumption - 120V
  • Date Manufactured - August 1999
  • Assembled in Mexico

Gallery

  • A classic, optimal show to suit a classic, optimal television.

  • Bad photography at work.

  • Even worse photography at work.

Used Porn

Screenshot of the listing.

On 16 December 2013, Chris posted an ad to Craigslist trying to sell his collection of fifty-six used porn DVDs for $1,000. Thetan replied to the ad and confirmed it was Chris.[2] Chris apparently had no idea that he would be hard pressed to give away used porn, much less sell it for $1,000.

Various DVDs (sex (adiction), sexuality, male/female, female/female) - $1000

For 18 and older adults Only.

For Sale: a Lot of 56 explicit pornographic DVDs; real, hentai and education; All are in very good condition with original cases, and slim CD cases; all come from a smoke-free home. Upon purchase/pick up: Cash Only and Up Front at moment of purchase. No Bartering or Haggling Allowed. For further information, including address, please use the Craigslist mail relay.

The lot includes the following titles (feel free to look up each individual title in an online search for insert image(s) and further information on each individual video):

Hentai:

Love Lessons 1 and 2, Love Doll 1 and 2, Anime Fiction 1 and 2, Sailor and the Seven Balls 1 and 2, Desperate Carnal Housewives 1. Vintage XXX Cartoons (featuring little Annie and the Phallum), Pure Love2, Fruits Cup

From Adam & Eve:

The Edge, Black Safari: Legend has it, XXX pleasure Seekers, Wicked Now and Wicked Classic, Titanium 5 star Video Collection, Rawhide (2 disc set), Jenna's Private Parts, The Best of Amateur Angels, Amateure Angels 5, The Perfect Secretary, Carmen & Friends, Build Your Own Collection, Extreme Behavior 2, Nina Hartley's Guide to Sex Toys

Educational from Sinclair institute and Alexander Institute Spearmint Rhino:

101 Advanced Sexual Positions. Sexplorations Wols 1, 2, 3 DVD and Music CD Set, Creative Positions For Lowers: Beyond the Bedroom. Sexual Positions for lowers: Beyond the Missionary Position, Kama Sutra: Sensual Secrets to Amazing Sex 1, Sex: A Lifelong Pleasure: Satisfying Heil Him Wol 1 and 2. Erotic Seduction, More of What Women Want, New Erotic Seduction, The Art of Erotic Dancing, Sexual Satisfaction, Sexual Healing. Sexual Fitness

Other:

Playboy Girls of Reality TV, Playboy's Girlfriends, Sex Trivia, pleasure principle, Sweet Young Things 1.2 and 3. Latin Sinsations, Pamm & Tommy Lee: Hardcore and Uncerts ored. On Top of Of Woody, Teen Models 1, Just Vagina, Cal Wash Girls. Angelina Aimani Statlets. Kagney Linn Karter: Superhero Sex Therapist

• do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

Gallery

  • Chris's collection of used porn.

  • Some of the titles of porn he was selling.

  • Even more porn.

  • Porn on the inside.

  • Damn, Chris has a lot of porn!

Son-Chu II

On 21 September 2014, Chris listed an ad to Craigslist for his Cadillac Seville. Although first thought to be by a ween, it was eventually confirmed to be Chris on the CWCki forums.

Riding lawn tractor

Note: This is not the same lawnmower that Chris complained about having to use in the Father Call. The serial number shows it was manufactured a year afterwards.

19 December 2016

Used Craftaman YT3000 gas powered riding lawn tractor - $595 (Ruckersville, VA)

Used to mow our lawn a few times and gently used. It rides good and powers on well. For more details, call Barbara Chandler at (434)-760-0232

make / manufacturer: Craftsman
model name / number: 917.288513

Nine images were uploaded and can be seen in the Pictures gallery below. The listing was taken down on 22 December by a ween.

Chris figured out the listing had been removed over three weeks later, re-posting it with a modified description on 13 January 2017.

Used to mow our lawn a few times and gently used. It rides good after powering on. Needs old gas removed. Included also is a full-size tarp cover for the tractor. For more details, call at the phone number for this article

condition: good make / manufacturer: Craftsman model name / number: 917.288513

Gallery

  • Lawnmower1.jpeg
  • Lawnmower2.jpeg
  • Lawnmower3.jpeg
  • Lawnmower4.jpeg
  • Lawnmower5.jpeg
  • Lawnmower6.jpeg
  • Lawnmower7.jpeg
  • Lawnmower8.jpeg
  • Lawnmower9.jpeg

References

  1. ↑ Jackie Chat 7
  2. ↑ CWCki Forums posts (Thetan)#Used Porn

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