McDonald's
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| “ | I don't go to McDonald's often, maybe 2 or 3 times a week. | ” |
| Chris | ||
McDonald's is Chris's food of choice. Chris's ideal first date would take place here. His favorite items are Chicken McNuggets and the $1 sweet tea.
Chris met the real life B-Manajerk in a Wal-Mart McDonald's.
Based on reports from Ivy in Mumble on 28 March 2009, Chris's preference for McDonald's is symbolic of his conflict with his dad, who prefers Burger King.
Chris has been stuffing his fat fucking face full of this shit since the Monopoly 2009 promotion started. He claimed to not care about it in a video, only to create more accounts later and enter 65 codes from purchased goods. Jack is not pleased.
Interesting to note is that McDonald's has been a longtime supporter of Gays and Gay Pride Parades. So, Chris has been unintentionally supporting homosexuality every time he eats there.
Possible cause for health problems
Chris' inactive lifestyle and constant consumption of McDonald's may contribute to his growing obesity, as well as his high cholesterol. The number of times Chris claims to eat food from McDonald's, 2-3 times a week, is equivalent to going 96-144 times a year. The latter is the equivalent of Chris eating 8-12 years worth of McDonald's food in a year's time. At this rate, Chris will likely develop serious medical problems. It's possible that he might develop heart disease and/or diabetes in the near future if he continues to live the way he does. The likelihood of him passing away before the age of 40 due to a heart attack or stroke increases each month.
Conflict with Kacey
During Chris's abortive attempt to win over Kacey as his sweetheart, at her behest he made a feeble effort to clean up his act as far as exercise and eating right. One of Kacey's particular demands was that Chris quit eating fast food, an expectation he almost entirely failed to live up to. During his phone call with Kacey and her father, he claimed to have cut down to one McDonald's trip per week at best, and even that was unquestionably a lie.
Since Kacey's marriage to Liquid Chris in mid-November 2009, the McNuggets have almost certainly resumed their steady march down Chris's bottomless gullet.
In the comics
- There is a McDonald's in the CWCville Shopping Center.
- Sub-Episodes 4 and 5 take place in "the city of M-C-Dville, of the region of Mal-Wart."
- A McDonald's ripoff, CWCee Dees (pronounced like "Mickey Dee's") appears in Sonichu 9, where it seems to be a popular place to go on a date.
- Punchy took Layla to McDonald's on their first date.
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