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The greatest show on Earth.

Song for Jackie.MOV is a video uploaded by Chris to YouTube on 16 September 2010. At Jackie's direction, Chris dons a turban and puts on blackface to resemble Mr. Popo from Dragon Ball and "sings" "Heavenly-Matched Love",^[1] his version of "Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm" by the Crash Test Dummies. Chris changes the lyrics greatly from the original song, turning it from a meaningful '90s alt-pop tune about the isolation of children with abnormal lives, to one where he warbles off-key about a boy and a gal-pal falling in love. Then, he rounds out the performance with a minstrel song adapted from the Spike Lee movie Bamboozled, his manboobs flailing wildly with each gyration.

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Attention, I am portraying the Dragonball Character, Mr. Popo. I am not, nor would ever, making fun of any black people living, dead or fiction. Nor am I making fun of the Hindu people. Both of which, Blacks and Hindus, are good people too. Again, this video presentation is NOT meant to make fun of the Blacks or the Hindus. It is only a video for my girlfriend to cosplay as Mr. Popo from the Dragonball Television Series.

Song For Jackie
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Stardate	16 September 2010
Subject Matter	Music Music, Racism Racism, Sex Sex, Galpals Love Quest
Performance Style	Comedy "Comedy", Crazy Crazy
Saga	Jackie Jackie
Shirt	Denim Jacket The Trucker
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“

No Saiyans on de fiddle like this!
Ain't no Saiyans on de fiddle
No Saiyans on de fiddle like this!

”

Transcript

♫ Mammy, I'm home from Alabammy! ♫

Mr. Popo, a Dragon Ball character who Chris was trying to impersonate in this video.

[fake-sounding accent] 'Ello. I am glasses-wearing genie, Mr. Popo! [nods and folds his arms, then turns on audio] I tell you a story. It is a good story. You will enjoy story.

[plays "Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm", then starts "singing" ]

Once, there was this boy [flashes manboobs] who

Was born with some autism and yet, made a few friends.

But after his high school years,

He...lost...his friends and was troll-tortured

By bullies who were jealous

of his material things [wiggles his head from side to side and waggles his finger] Nonononononono.

Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmmmmm mmm mmmmmm...mmmmm...

Once, there was this girl who

Continued to have friends long after high school.

She could have had her pick of men,

But then, she found the wayward lost boy.

They matched up very well, heavenly matched...

Loooove, it was so!

Mmmmmmmmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm...mmmm...

Mmmmmmmmmmm, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

And both [starts to say 'boy', turns it into 'girl'] boirl and boy were glad

When they both saw each other's eyes.

When they met up!

They both thought of each other. Very often!

They had enjoyed each other's company

Sweetly, oh, rollercoaster ecstasy.

In fantasy, their days were simple

And! They looked to be married and have their own boy

And girl. It's true!

Wait for marriage invitations! Mmm mmm mmm, mmm...mmmmmmmmmm...

Mmmmmmmmm, mmmmmmmmm...

[Suddenly animated, imitating fiddle player]

Ay-and there ain't no Saiyans on de fiddle,

No Saiyans on de fiddle like this!

Ain't no Saiyans on de fiddle

No Saiyans on de fiddle like this!

[begins to dance what is most likely a continuation of whatever Minstrel Song he saw; a mockery of African aboriginal dancing]

Asanyoheywahwah hohoheyahoh!

And there ain't no Saiyans on de fiddle,

No Saiyans on de fiddle like this!

Ain't no Saiyans on de fiddle,

No Saiyans on de fiddle like this!

Asanyoheywahwah hohoheyahoh!

[spoken] Happy loving! Between me and Jackie! I love you sweetheart. Boing!

Fan videos

Hank Hill Listens to Chris-Chan Sing
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Stardate	23 March 2013
Made By	The3ninjakids
Other Info	Hank Hill's reaction to "Song for Jackie.MOV"
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Christian Weston Chandler's song for Jackie.
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Stardate	21 September 2010
Made By	YeksTimeSoon
Other Info	Chris's lyrics sung normally over original song
TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos

References

↑ Jackie E-mails 14

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Chris's videos

Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV ⇒

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The Players People: Chris • Jacklyn Romy • Lars McNulty • Sydney Kirsch
Emails and Chats Emails: 1 • 2 • 3 • 4 • 5 • 6 • 7 • 8 • 9 • 10 • 11 • 12 • 13 • 14 • 15 • 16 • 17 • 18 • 19 • 20 • 21 • 22 • 23 • 24 • 25 • 26 • 27 • 28 • 29 • 30 • 31 Chats: 1 • 2 • 3 • 4 • 5 • 6 • 7 • 8 • 9 • Lars Call
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Coinciding Sagas: GAMePLACe, First Exile, Calling Out

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-'''Song for Jackie.MOV ''' is a very strange video uploaded 16 September 2010. In another failureific attempt to impress [[Jackie]], Chris dons [[Niggos|Blackface]] and a [[Chris and Race|towel on his head]] while [[Chris and Music|"singing"]] to [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mmm_Mmm_Mmm_Mmm| "Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm"] by [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crash_Test_Dummies| Crash Test Dummies]. Note that "singing" is in quotes because Chris's grating mumblings make even Chris's [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|ill-fated music career]] sound like a classically-trained soprano by comparison. He rounds out the performance with an impromptu [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minstrel_show| minstrel song]. At this point, Jackie's reaction is unknown...
+{{Manipulation}}
+{{Honest}}
+[[File:128469211411.jpg|thumb|right|The greatest show on Earth.]]
+'''Song for Jackie.MOV ''' is a video uploaded by [[Chris]] to [[YouTube]] on 16 [[September 2010]]. At [[Jackie]]'s direction, Chris dons a turban and puts on blackface to resemble {{w|Mr. Popo}} from ''[[Dragon Ball]]'' and [[Chris and music|"sings"]] '''"Heavenly-Matched Love"''',<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 14]]</ref> his version of "{{w|Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm}}" by the {{w|Crash Test Dummies}}. Chris changes the lyrics greatly from the original song, turning it from a meaningful '90s alt-pop tune about the isolation of children with abnormal lives, to one where he warbles off-key about a boy and a [[gal-pal]] falling in love. Then, he rounds out the performance with a {{w|Minstrel show|minstrel song}} adapted from the Spike Lee movie ''{{w|Bamboozled}}'', his [[manboobs]] flailing wildly with each gyration.
 ==Video==
+{{quotebox|Attention, I am portraying the Dragonball Character, Mr. Popo.
+I am not, [[:File:SchuComic9Page19-C.jpg|nor would ever]], making fun of any [[Niggos|black people]] living, [[Chris and death|dead]] or fiction. Nor am I [[The Chris Chan Conspiracy|making fun of the Hindu people]]. Both of which, Blacks and Hindus, are good people too.
+Again, this video presentation is NOT meant to make fun of the Blacks or the Hindus. It is only a video for my girlfriend to cosplay as Mr. Popo from the Dragonball Television Series.}}
 {{Infobox/video
 | name           = Song For Jackie
-| video          = {{#ev:youtube|TzAJvMKQeJA}}
+| ytid           = N06ImNoXss4
 | stardate       = 16 [[September 2010]]
-| subject        =
+| subject        = {{Music|text}}, {{Racism|text}}, {{Sex|text}}, {{Galpals|[[Love Quest]]}}
-| style          =
+| style          = {{Comedy|[[Niggos|"Comedy"]]}}, {{Crazy|text}}
 | shirt          = {{DenimJacket|text}}
 | previous       = [[XBox is OK.MOV]]
-| next           = [[Current]]
+| next           = [[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV]]
+| saga           = {{Jackie|text}}
 }}
+{{quote|No Saiyans on de fiddle like this!<br />Ain't no Saiyans on de fiddle<br />No Saiyans on de fiddle like this!}}
+=== Transcript ===
+[[File:Niggocwc.jpg|thumb|left|♫ Mammy, I'm home from Alabammy! ♫]]
+[[File:PopoWTF.jpg|thumb|Mr. Popo, a ''[[Dragon Ball]]'' character who Chris was trying to impersonate in this video.]]
+[''fake-sounding accent''] 'Ello. I am [[glasses]]-wearing genie, Mr. Popo! [''nods and folds his arms, then turns on audio''] I tell you a story. It is a good story. You will enjoy story.
+[''plays "Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm", then starts "singing" '']
+:Once, there was this boy [''flashes manboobs''] who
+:Was born with some autism and yet, made a few friends.
+:But after his [[high school]] years,
+:He...[[ShecameforCWC.JPG|lost]]...his [[gal pals|friends]] and was [[Chris and stress|troll-tortured]]
+:By [[Trolls|bullies]] who were jealous
+:[[Chris and his ego|of his material things]] [''wiggles his head from side to side and waggles his finger''] Nonononononono.
+:Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmmmmm mmm mmmmmm...mmmmm...
+:Once, there was this girl who
+:Continued to have friends long after high school.
+:She could have had her pick of men,
+:But then, she found the wayward lost boy.
+:They matched up very well, [[:File: SchuComic10P09.jpg|heavenly matched]]...
+:Loooove, it was so!
+:Mmmmmmmmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm...mmmm...
+:Mmmmmmmmmmm, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
+:And both [''starts to say 'boy', turns it into 'girl'''] [[Tomgirl|boirl]] and boy were glad
+:When they both saw each other's eyes.
+:When they met up!
+:They both thought of each other. Very often!
+:They had enjoyed each other's company
+:Sweetly, oh, rollercoaster ecstasy.
+:In fantasy, their days were simple
+:And! They looked to be married and have their own [[Reginald Chandler|boy]]
+:And [[Crystal|girl]]. It's true!
+:Wait for [[CWC's "It's All Coming Back To Me"|marriage invitations]]! Mmm mmm mmm, mmm...mmmmmmmmmm...
+:Mmmmmmmmm, mmmmmmmmm...
+[''Suddenly animated, imitating fiddle player'']
+:Ay-and there ain't no Saiyans on de [[Gitar of Fail|fiddle]],
+:No Saiyans on de fiddle like this!
+:Ain't no Saiyans on de fiddle
+:No Saiyans on de fiddle like this!
+[''begins to dance what is most likely a continuation of whatever Minstrel Song he saw; a mockery of African aboriginal dancing'']
+:Asanyoheywahwah hohoheyahoh!
+:Asanyoheywahwah hohoheyahoh!
+:And there ain't no Saiyans on de fiddle,
+:No Saiyans on de fiddle like this!
+:Ain't no Saiyans on de fiddle,
+:No Saiyans on de fiddle like this!
+:Asanyoheywahwah hohoheyahoh!
+:Asanyoheywahwah hohoheyahoh!
+[''spoken''] Happy loving! Between me and Jackie! I love you [[sweetheart]]. [[Bunny Hop|Boing!]]
+==Fan videos==
+{{Infobox/Fanvideo
+| name           = Hank Hill Listens to Chris-Chan Sing
+| ytid           = jHco_-Cwhhw
+| stardate       = 23 [[March 2013]]
+| maker          = The3ninjakids
+| info           = [[Adult Swim|Hank Hill]]'s reaction to "Song for Jackie.MOV"
+}}
+{{Infobox/Fanvideo
+| name           = Christian Weston Chandler's song for Jackie.
+| video          = {{#ev:youtube|Q2PkIGIop-k}}
+| stardate       = 21 [[September 2010]]
+| maker          = YeksTimeSoon
+| info           = Chris's lyrics sung normally over original song
+}}
+==See also==
+* [[For My Sweetest Ivy]]
+* [[A CWC Audition]]
+* [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|For J-R's Eyes Only]]
+* [[Dragon Ball Z]]
+{{References}}
+{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[XBox is OK.MOV]]|nextlink=[[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV]]}}
+{{Articleofthenow}}
+{{Music Videos}}
+{{Sweetheart Videos}}
+{{JackieSaga}}
-===Transcript===
+[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
-{{transcription}}
+[[Category:Chris-chan videos, September 2010| 2010-09-16]]
+[[Category:Jackie Saga videos| 2010-09-16]]
+[[Category:Videos featuring dancing]]

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